31 Comments:

1. Umm Todd... just thought you should know. Scarlett Johansson can do no wrong.

   By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 14:02:56

2. Her tooth?
   
   Who the hell would want that?

   By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 14:11:58

3. If by 'weirdo' you mean 'ridiculously hot chick who Jim would let stab him in return for a titty fuck', then yes.....she's a weirdo.

   By Jim, on October 25, 2007 14:14:13

4. I hope for her birthday, he gets her the complete boxed DVD set for "Flipper."

   By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 14:14:35

5. I hear this year he will also get a set of christmas ornaments made out of her poops - dipped alternately in silver and gold, each one tied up with a red ribbon. pretty!
   
   

   By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 14:15:14

6. She is such a self-important, stupid Hollywood whore. So sick of this dumb bitch. All her movies suck, she’s a flabby pig, and she’s completely full of herself. Who the fuck would be self-centered enough to think someone would want to wear your fucking nasty rotted tooth around his neck? All she’s got going for her is her rack. She would be no where without her tits.

   By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 14:29:44

7. She looks like the type that would go apeshit if her guy even so much as looks at another woman. That said, I'd still hit it. And hit it good.

   By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 14:36:00

8. i don't think you can trademark "she's"

   By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 14:36:32

9. Damn Todd, I think I'd be as happy as a priest at a Cub Scout Camping Trip to get all those gifts...a snow cone maker would be freakin' dope!

   By meaZy, on October 25, 2007 14:39:40

10. That crazy bitch could give me a dead fetus dipped in mayo and I would still be all over her.

    By Troy, on October 25, 2007 15:08:45

11. weirdest shit ive read all day.

    By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 15:11:05

12. If she was my bitch I would give her a pearl necklace every night.

    By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 15:17:21

13. that's actually from e! gossip blog, where ted said SARCASTICALLY " Can you guess what terribly unique prezzie S.J. picked to gift Ry with? A full-body massage, with each of David Beckham's bod-guards present (just like Becks does), just to make sure everything gets kneaded properly? A walk-on in Johansson Svengali Woody Allen's next slobbering outing? Oh, never mind, there’s no way you’ll ever guess, so we’ll just spill: one of her pearly whites. Yep, you read right." somebody obviously misread this and thought that scarlett actually gave ryan a full-body massage surrounded by guards...

    By rachel Handler, on October 25, 2007 15:18:24

14. Actually, I heard that he ASKED for the full body massage surrounded by Beckham's buff bodyguards, but got the stupid tooth instead. But the toothfairy gave him $1.25 for the tooth, so he was happy.

    By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 15:28:10

15. "I would give her a pearl necklace every night"
    
    She doesn't really seem like that kinda girl. I think you'd be the one losing teeth.

    By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 15:34:02

16. i'm so tired of her.

    By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 15:35:26

17. Yeah, well whatever she gives him I'm sure he feels pretty damn good about it when he looks down and sees her plump red lips wrapped around his cock.

    By Yaknowhatimsayin?, on October 25, 2007 15:42:46

18. Um... The tooth is weird and all, but why is no one mentioning the Beckham bodyguards? I'd say that means Ryan Reynolds has a severe, third-degree case of the gays, that Scarlett Johansson KNOWS about it, and is TURNED ON by it.
    
    Sick.

    By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 15:44:12

19. I wonder what he can get for it on ebay? They wouldn't let Corey Haim sell his tooth. But a tooth dipped in gold, different story because it is technically "jewelry" now.

    By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 16:28:48

20. Ryan Reynolds is not gay. I know there was that whole Alanis thing, etc, but he's not gay. He told me so himself.
    
    I was kinda pissed off about it, tell you the truth. Do you know how hard it is to buckle a strap on up in the dark? Well? Do ya?
    
    

    By Vigilante, on October 25, 2007 16:32:41

21. I love Topher Grace. He is such a hottie.
    But he needs to get out more, I heard he's
    failing in that department. *sigh*

    By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 17:43:50

22. She aint all that and a bag of potato chips.

    By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 17:46:00

23. She aint all that and a bag of potato chips.
    
    By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 17:46:00
    
    Sounds like you're talkin about Britney "She ate all that and a bag of potato chips."
    
    lol
    

    By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:52:22

24. Sounds like you're talkin about Britney "She ate all that and a bag of potato chips."
    
    lol
    
    By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:52:22
    
    lol, funny :)

    By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 19:05:29

25. Todd, I have to say that the second paragraph is sheer genius!!!! I have gone back a couple times and read it again....beautiful!!!

    By FunnyStuff, on October 25, 2007 19:11:41

26. Dear god... what did she give to the guy who took her virginity?!

    By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 22:35:55

27. Next, a vile of blood - Scar is SUCH a copycat!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 05:24:06

28. I don't get why everyone seems to think she's so hot...yawn

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 06:24:28

29. How do you spell OVERRATED? Her nose is quite BIG, AND IT LOOKS LIKE A PIG'S SNOUT. WHEN SHE TALKS SHE SOUNDS LIKE A MAN! I WONDER IF SHE'S HUNG LIKE A BULL.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 06:26:43

30. I would do some weird ass shit to her. Law & Order SVU type shit.

    By J-Bird, on October 26, 2007 12:26:13

31. J-Bird, you're all talk and Mama wants to see some action.
    
    

    By Vigilante, on October 26, 2007 17:23:43