Whoever is writing these articles obviously enjoys knocking people down to feel better about him/herself. Uma Thurman looks beautiful in these pictures. I don't know what your problem is, but my advice is to seek therapy for your anger issues.
Why is it that every time you post a pic of a woman who doesn't have a button nose, you say she looks like a man in drag? Uma danmed near looks like a goddess. Wow.
She IS wearing something under the dress. It's one of those sheer body stocking things (you can definitely see it from the back view). Combine nighttime with a sheer dress and flash bulbs and you've got what looks like a completely see through dress. I'm thinkin' it didn't look like that in person.
Are you fucking kidding me? Uma is ugly? Todd, go to the ATM, take out a fifty, and then ram some hooker off th strip in the ass to make yourself feel better or less bitter about whatever it is you're bitter about today. Uma is fucking gorgeous.
I wish I could look like that. I LOVE the dress, see through and all. Yes she has a "strong" looking face, but not in a bad way. I love this site, but stick to picking on people who deserve it. Some of the women you normally tout look like whore-bags. How bout a comment or two about that, other than how much you want to sleep with them!
Todd can call "ugly" whomever he damn well pleases. And you can damn well disagree with him. But please, don't tell him what to fucking do. It's annoying. And stupid.
And Lord: I don't think anyone was *really* trying to tell Todd what to do. Your post makes me want to say "you're not the boss of me!" or something equally retarded. I'm sure Todd really appreciates your ass kissing, but shut the fuck up.
She's tall, blonde, thin, has gorgerous skin and great bone structure. What's not to love? She's fucking gorgeous. She's also humble and not your ordinary Hollywood douchebag.
I've always felt Uma's "beauty" was very overrated but not as much as her acting ability. She is not wearing a body stocking; you can see the top of her panties in the first picture. And she must have those tits all belted up or got some bolt-ons because there have been some photos of her in a bathing suit revelaing some major saggage!
OK. I just want to say that even though I obviously don't agree with this post (see above). You write some of the funniest shit on the internet. I hope all the comments today aren't the reason there is only one post. Cuz seriously what are we supposed to do, work? PPPHHHHHHuck that.
Ah yes, Uma Thurman. Another one of those women mostly other women think is "beautiful". In other words: "she doesn't threaten me because i know most guys don't think she's hot so i'll say she's 'stunning' to make it look like i'm not catty and vindictive when it comes to other women".
SORRY TODD::: UMA IS A UNIQUE BEAUTY....beauty in the conventional sense is symmetry and conventionality but she truly does have unique form of beauty AND is from what i have heard a beautiful person inside too!!! I am surprised you would attack her
i can't believe there are so many uma fans out there. she is not cute. compare her to jessica alba, jessica biel or scarlett johannson. uma has a few things going for her-- she has blonde hair, big boobs and is tall. that does not make her a striking beauty.
Please, please stop using the phrase "unique beauty" ad nauseum. All beauty is unique because beauty is completely subjective based on the viewer. Those who use the phrase more often than not find the person to be unattractive but think it'd be politically incorrect to just fucking say so ...
Either she's beautiful to you or she's not. Todd doesn't think so. You do. Bravo. Here's a fucking cookie. And if unique beauty is simply what's conventional today than everyone is a fucking unique beauty ... aka making the word "unique" obsolete ...
Symmetry might be a good way to avoid breeding with horrible genetic mutants who may have one eye slightly larger than the other, but what people consider beautiful is highly subjective.
Chubby chasers, sub-Saharan fans of scarification, blondes vs brunettes, Jennifer Grey's nosejob, obsession with tiny feet, people who find Pam Anderson attractive vs those who don't... it's pseudo-sciences like psychology that try to quantify the un-quantifiable.
A perfectly symmetrical ugly chick is still an ugly chick.
Sexual tastes and preferences are not the same thing as what people define as beauty. Beauty is objectively quantifiable. If not, then there would be no such thing as movie stars and models. Think about it.
Symmetry Man, if beauty was something that was quantifiable than it would never change and we've seen what was considered beautiful change over time. If we used what may been beautiful at another point in time Uma and her ilk would have been considered very ugly because they are far too thin ... being somewhat chubby would have been considered more beautiful because it meant you had so much food you could over eat and are therefore rich ...
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Leave Your CommentThat dress is actually really gorgeous, nipple and all.
By Roflcopter, on October 19, 2007 09:19:15
Todd, you're so wrong on this one. Uma's smoking hot. Hardly in the same league as "Manimal" Claire Danes...
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 09:20:45
Meh. She must be in the market for fresh cock.
All rich older euro-dickbags take note.
By Andresz von Cockinmouthen, on October 19, 2007 09:23:22
Whoever is writing these articles obviously enjoys knocking people down to feel better about him/herself. Uma Thurman looks beautiful in these pictures. I don't know what your problem is, but my advice is to seek therapy for your anger issues.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 09:26:26
That's so tacky.
The dress is ugly and showing nipple in public puts her in the same category as Paris & Lindsay.
By T, on October 19, 2007 09:35:21
I must agree with all the posters above.
In other countries it is not such a big deal to show nipples. We all have them (right??)
She is lovely.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 09:35:23
When did she buy pornstar tits? They look unnatural.
By just-this-guy, on October 19, 2007 09:43:10
Why is it that every time you post a pic of a woman who doesn't have a button nose, you say she looks like a man in drag? Uma danmed near looks like a goddess. Wow.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 09:44:02
I'm so disappointed. The nipple is hardly visible.
By catman, on October 19, 2007 09:44:53
She IS wearing something under the dress. It's one of those sheer body stocking things (you can definitely see it from the back view). Combine nighttime with a sheer dress and flash bulbs and you've got what looks like a completely see through dress. I'm thinkin' it didn't look like that in person.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 09:47:53
Are you fucking kidding me? Uma is ugly? Todd, go to the ATM, take out a fifty, and then ram some hooker off th strip in the ass to make yourself feel better or less bitter about whatever it is you're bitter about today. Uma is fucking gorgeous.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 09:53:25
titolicious!!! - great ass in pic 2.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 09:59:25
I wish I could look like that. I LOVE the dress, see through and all. Yes she has a "strong" looking face, but not in a bad way. I love this site, but stick to picking on people who deserve it. Some of the women you normally tout look like whore-bags. How bout a comment or two about that, other than how much you want to sleep with them!
By Quack, on October 19, 2007 10:06:06
I've never had the urge to rub one out to a picture of a fully dressed woman.....until now!
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 10:12:09
37 years old, and hot as balls.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 10:22:51
10:22 You may want to get that looked at. Your hot balls.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 10:33:24
Todd can call "ugly" whomever he damn well pleases. And you can damn well disagree with him.
But please, don't tell him what to fucking do.
It's annoying.
And stupid.
By The Lord of the Blogs, on October 19, 2007 10:47:01
she is beautifull............
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 10:53:29
I think Uma looks good, like usual.
And Lord: I don't think anyone was *really* trying to tell Todd what to do. Your post makes me want to say "you're not the boss of me!" or something equally retarded. I'm sure Todd really appreciates your ass kissing, but shut the fuck up.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 11:06:18
She's tall, blonde, thin, has gorgerous skin and great bone structure. What's not to love? She's fucking gorgeous. She's also humble and not your ordinary Hollywood douchebag.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 11:15:06
SO?! Don't you have a couple also?
By Birm, on October 19, 2007 11:17:43
I've always felt Uma's "beauty" was very overrated but not as much as her acting ability. She is not wearing a body stocking; you can see the top of her panties in the first picture. And she must have those tits all belted up or got some bolt-ons because there have been some photos of her in a bathing suit revelaing some major saggage!
By fubar, on October 19, 2007 11:21:19
"Todd can call "ugly" whomever he damn well pleases. And you can damn well disagree with him.
But please, don't tell him what to fucking do."
I feel a Chris Crocker video coming on!!
By fubar, on October 19, 2007 11:26:27
Look at those fingers in the first (smaller) picture. Yikers. They make me very scared. And very very aroused.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 11:29:56
She looks great here. Love the dress! Few women in Hollywood could pull that off as well as Uma does here.
By TinMan, on October 19, 2007 11:34:09
Uma is beautiful! She rocks,and she kicks Megan Fox's ass!
By KK, on October 19, 2007 11:46:19
well i'd do her.
now i know just not to invite Todd along.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 12:07:24
Watch out Uma! Jabba the Hut in pic 5 is out to make you his slave girl.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 12:10:33
Correct me if I am wrong...but the guy in the last pic is jerking off...just look at his face.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 12:30:31
not short just gotta small dick.
Drag queen? pfft, fucking please. What bs.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 12:34:06
I usually don't find her to be all that pretty most of the time, but in these pics I must say she looks stunning.
By LisaL, on October 19, 2007 13:32:30
i love uma
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 13:37:06
OK. I just want to say that even though I obviously don't agree with this post (see above). You write some of the funniest shit on the internet. I hope all the comments today aren't the reason there is only one post. Cuz seriously what are we supposed to do, work? PPPHHHHHHuck that.
By Quack, on October 19, 2007 14:05:08
Ah yes, Uma Thurman. Another one of those women mostly other women think is "beautiful".
In other words: "she doesn't threaten me because i know most guys don't think she's hot so i'll say she's 'stunning' to make it look like i'm not catty and vindictive when it comes to other women".
By Dr. Jard, on October 19, 2007 14:31:04
damn, if i had the money i rock that dress in a quick minute. that is way hot!!! her makeup artist also has done a phenomenal job, too!!!
if there was something to trash her i certainly would, but alas nothing. moving on to find brintnry news...
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 17:43:02
Uma is definitely bangable.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 18:08:53
Yeah, Uma can be pretty hot sometimes, but every time I look at her now, I picture those gnarled monkey toes from Kill Bill. They scared me.
By Mr. Peabody, on October 19, 2007 18:46:37
SORRY TODD::: UMA IS A UNIQUE BEAUTY....beauty in the conventional sense is symmetry and conventionality but she truly does have unique form of beauty AND is from what i have heard a beautiful person inside too!!! I am surprised you would attack her
By TONY THE TIGER, on October 19, 2007 18:49:55
Uhm...I completely agree with Todd. Uma Thurman looks like a man with down syndrome.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 19:57:28
37 years old, and hot as balls.
Strange but true - Vigilante was cutting up peppers to make salsa today and I seem to be the victim of some unintentional capsicum transfer.
At least I hope that's what the burning sensation is. I seem to end up in the strangest places.
By Vigilante's Scrotum, on October 19, 2007 22:48:30
Don't you just hate it when the body parts get things so very, very wrong?
BTW, the dress IS horrible. Not bad for a 37-year-old with real breasts in Hollywood, though.
By Vigilante's Mingie, on October 19, 2007 23:06:27
She may be nearly 40 but she's the only woman in Hollywood I'd turn lesbian for. And hey, she also seems really nice
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 23:38:52
i can't believe there are so many uma fans out there. she is not cute. compare her to jessica alba, jessica biel or scarlett johannson. uma has a few things going for her-- she has blonde hair, big boobs and is tall. that does not make her a striking beauty.
By wtf, on October 20, 2007 00:23:06
I agree with Todd, Uma Thurman is a dog!! Cant see the fuss about Lindsay Lohan, Pam Anderson et al either...
By TheBudgiePimp, on October 20, 2007 07:15:42
Please, please stop using the phrase "unique beauty" ad nauseum. All beauty is unique because beauty is completely subjective based on the viewer. Those who use the phrase more often than not find the person to be unattractive but think it'd be politically incorrect to just fucking say so ...
Either she's beautiful to you or she's not. Todd doesn't think so. You do. Bravo. Here's a fucking cookie. And if unique beauty is simply what's conventional today than everyone is a fucking unique beauty ... aka making the word "unique" obsolete ...
By anonymous, on October 20, 2007 08:05:27
Beauty is not subjective. There's a good body of scientific evidence proving that.
By Symmetry Man, on October 20, 2007 09:07:53
Uma, it's just you and me baby. Yeah! Right here, right now.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2007 10:08:41
Symmetry might be a good way to avoid breeding with horrible genetic mutants who may have one eye slightly larger than the other, but what people consider beautiful is highly subjective.
Chubby chasers, sub-Saharan fans of scarification, blondes vs brunettes, Jennifer Grey's nosejob, obsession with tiny feet, people who find Pam Anderson attractive vs those who don't... it's pseudo-sciences like psychology that try to quantify the un-quantifiable.
A perfectly symmetrical ugly chick is still an ugly chick.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2007 14:29:22
Uma is gorgeous. Not to mention incredibly sexy. I'd sell both my dogs to get me some of that.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2007 14:40:31
Sexual tastes and preferences are not the same thing as what people define as beauty. Beauty is objectively quantifiable. If not, then there would be no such thing as movie stars and models. Think about it.
By Symmetry Man, on October 20, 2007 15:12:33
If not, then there would be no such thing as movie stars and models.
That's like saying the tail wags the dog.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2007 15:57:59
Symmetry Man, if beauty was something that was quantifiable than it would never change and we've seen what was considered beautiful change over time. If we used what may been beautiful at another point in time Uma and her ilk would have been considered very ugly because they are far too thin ... being somewhat chubby would have been considered more beautiful because it meant you had so much food you could over eat and are therefore rich ...
By anonymous, on October 20, 2007 16:49:59
Dear Lord, that guy in pic #5 looks like the Pakistani version of Fat Bastard. "Uma, get in my belly!"
By Austin Powers, on October 21, 2007 00:57:45
Jesus Christ, Mingie! I have balls!
Praise the Lord!
(PS: Scrotum, darling, the tingling has less to do with those peppers and more to do with the Nair I pelted you with when you weren't looking)
By Vigilante, on October 21, 2007 14:23:14
I'm afraid you're wrong. However, I'm tired of this discussion now. Suggest you do some basic research on the subject.
By Symmetry Man, on October 21, 2007 17:58:53
Maybe the Tallywacker and Scrotum are just unhappy you cut them out of your life?
*pause for effect*
By Vigilante's Other Anus, on October 22, 2007 04:30:00
When did I cut them out of my life? I know where the Minge came from...but when did I get balls?
Come on, now. I spend a lot of time down there, I'm sure I would have noticed them before now....
Feeling a little left out, Other Anus, dearie? Not to worry, Christmas is coming!
By Vigilante, on October 22, 2007 17:11:12
(pssst - I think it was an oblique reference to sex reassignment surgery, and perhaps not as humorous as intended...)
By anonymous sockpuppet, on October 22, 2007 19:05:06
gorgeous!
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 05:02:55
I think anyone over 35 is a tranny on this blog now.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 21:54:33
she looks fabulous
By french man, on October 29, 2007 00:48:09
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