ohmanohmanohman, if amy winehouse commits suicide that could be my x-mas present. & yeah, hope her hubby enjoys getting FUCKED in the ASS for the REST OF HIS LIFE!
Now that Amy's living alone, maybe she should take Britney Spears as a roommate. That would be the most interesting premise for a reality show that I can think of...
Wait, the guy is being hauled off to jail and she yells, "...I'll be fine"? I'm sure Mr. Winehouse will find that fact comforting when he's being split in half by Ian, the homosexual troglodytic repeat offender in the local gaol.
Where's that famed British civility your hear so much about? [Knock Knock] "Mr. Fielder-Civil? It's the constabulary. Sorry to trouble you, but would you mind terribly opening up?"
Could this "rock n' roll" love story be any more cliche? All that's missing is the cops breaking out in a rendition of "He's going to jail! The slack-jawed yokel's a going!"
18 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI guess the police can't afford a Dyson. One of those suckers would've done the trick.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 09:34:21
Amy's hubby is so dreamy.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 09:41:46
It will be interesting to hear if he survives the Heroin withdrawal in prison. It won't be pretty.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 10:30:51
I'm so happy. I've got Amy Winehouse in the office celebrity overdose pool and things are looking good. I'll be getting that jackpot soon.
By catman, on November 9, 2007 10:48:05
ohmanohmanohman, if amy winehouse commits suicide that could be my x-mas present.
& yeah, hope her hubby enjoys getting FUCKED in the ASS for the REST OF HIS LIFE!
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 11:15:46
They say they takin me to jail..I say NO NO NO!!
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 11:22:26
Now that Amy's living alone, maybe she should take Britney Spears as a roommate. That would be the most interesting premise for a reality show that I can think of...
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 11:24:12
Are you shitting me ... she's only 24? I seriously thought she was mid-thirties ...YIKES!!!
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 11:43:24
Wait, the guy is being hauled off to jail and she yells, "...I'll be fine"? I'm sure Mr. Winehouse will find that fact comforting when he's being split in half by Ian, the homosexual troglodytic repeat offender in the local gaol.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 13:50:02
Awwwww, junkie love.
By Miss Lisa, on November 9, 2007 13:55:45
Get a load of those lovely track marks up and down her arm in the last photo. Yeeeeeps.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 19:20:04
11:43 ... Holy crap I had the same thought. I was thinking mid thirties and looking like 50 cause of the drugs and alcohol ...
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 20:37:36
Where's that famed British civility your hear so much about? [Knock Knock] "Mr. Fielder-Civil? It's the constabulary. Sorry to trouble you, but would you mind terribly opening up?"
By Britney's Mudflaps, on November 9, 2007 21:34:10
Could this "rock n' roll" love story be any more cliche? All that's missing is the cops breaking out in a rendition of "He's going to jail! The slack-jawed yokel's a going!"
Pffff.
By Bob Flosse, on November 10, 2007 06:07:03
amy go back to your land!!! oooops you dont have land....thats why we have war all the time because you guys dont even have your own land!!!
By anonymous, on November 10, 2007 15:01:08
So when's the sex tape?
By anonymous, on November 12, 2007 17:48:47
troglodytic.....
heh heh heh.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2007 20:22:47
Amy who?
By Stunt Cock, on November 14, 2007 20:48:43
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