Does anyone realize how far she's fallen? When she first came out in that cute little schoolgirl outfit I want to give it to her real real good. Now, I think I'd rather be left alive after having my penis eaten off by a wolf with rabies. Think about that.
If you're out there Britney, I would've given it to you so good. Now you've lost me. How does it feel?
That's what Britney gets for chasing a man who already has a woman with babies! What comes around, goes around. Ah, so what, it's chump change for her anyway. People who go off on how she "worked" for her money...don't make me laugh. She didn't do anything that was challenging or difficult or that required any real talent. She copied Madonna but added a tan to the formula and a lot of idiots in this country bought it and made her rich. She is an embarrassment to this country.
How sad does your life have to be when you were better off with K-Fed. I can't even bring myself to believe he caused her downfall, now I think he was just a symptom of the inevitable. You can take the girl out of the trailer park...
If you look back on the events in Britney's life from the time she and Kevin got married, it's obvious that Kevin was her downfall, preplanned to get rich easy? Who knows, but he sure didn't want to put any effort into making the marriage work. Now he's single, about to be rich off Britney, and has power over her via their sons. PIMP
Britney was the one who chased Kevin and Britney was the one who proposed to Kevin. He didn't chase her and we wasn't after her money. People need to start putting the blame on Britney because she brought all this on herself.
She knows better than to park there. She wants to make people mad so they will talk about her. After all, without attention, good or bad, she is worthless, and she knows it. She's not as stupid as she wants us to beleive she is.
Anyway, I'd still insert my penis into her vagina.
And then I'd thrust repeatedly until I ejaculated, upon which my sperm would cling to the nutrient-rich walls of her uterus, and eventually pollinate her ovaries, where a superhuman child would be created (we'll call this child "Jitney"), a child which will become the true savior of mankind (Jesus my ass), for he/she will save us from the Great Robot Pterodactyl invasion of 2047 and he/she will also be the primary hero of the American/Mexican was of 2061.
Anyone else notice that when Britley was hanging out with "Kevin" things were pretty chill, but now that she's hanging out with "Kalie" and "Alli" her life is absolutely in the shitter? The dumber the names get the worse her life is. All she needs is to meet someone named Maddasyn Mackaylia and her vag will probably fall out on live television.
9:38
Spot on, but I think you're giving her too much credit when you say she "copied Madonna." I think a better way to put it would be "the people who told her what to do told her to copy Madonna and she did it."
Holy Jello Jugglin' Jesus, J-Bird. You're going to risk having herpes-ridden, half-witted hermaphroditic children with that skank? Shirley, you can't be serious.
My new fantasy punishment for Shitney is to pretend I'm a biographer, get her to let me write her biography so I can get inside her head, then exploit all of her innermost issues to the maximum extent possible by twisting the secrets she tells me into the most sensational book of lies ever published. Hmmm, what would the title be?
i dont think having your husbands clothes in a closest is what I would consider a "shrine". thats such an exaggeration. A shrine is something crazy... plastered pcitures, candles.. somethign meg griffin would do lol
I totally believe the story about her being all hung up on K Fed. She probably latched on really hard emotionally to K Fed, after she realized that she fucked up by blowing things with Justin Timberlake, and that she couldn't get Timberlake back.
"she fucked up by blowing things with Justin Timberlake, and that she couldn't get Timberlake back."
Yeah, she must really miss having a homo around. You know, to clean and cook and help with her wardrobe. Although, I'm sure she can hire someone do do that stuff.
Britney represents her generation. This generation thinks relationships are only about sex and that your needs come first. Can you say Narcissism? Britney like many young people her age abandonded the values and morals her parent's generation were raised with in favor of being sexual too young and doing whatever feels good regardless of morals or consquences. This is what happens when you throw away religion. I feel sorry for this generation, I really do.
Ummm..sorry, but just because someone is religious does not mean that they are automatically more "moral" than anyone else. Shitney herself is a Baptist, and has been involved with other religions...what's her excuse for being a skanky whore? I am an atheist, and I would NEVER act like her. I am also married to my high school sweetheart, and have never cheated on him, nor has he cheated on me. So, how do I have all these morals, being an atheist, and being raised by a mother who hates religion? And you wanna talk about Russia being messed up because of atheism? Well, how about the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, and all the countless wars, misery, and deaths that have been caused by RELIGION? I'd say that there's more examples of religion causing misery than atheism...but that's because WE aren't trying to shove our non-beliefs on YOU. I just wish you religitards could show us the same respect, and leave us alone. How does it hurt YOU for people to not believe in your fairy-tale, made up Invisible Sky Wizard and his big book of fairy tales? It doesn't...you just hate that your lies and bullcrap isn't keeping people oppressed any more. Well, too bad..THINKING people have seen the light, and we will never go back. So STFU and get over it. You believe in your fairytales, and i will believe in what I want to believe in.
Gawd. I can't stand to read about this disaster of a woman...and yet....I can't stop myself. What the frak is wrong with me? She makes me want to vomit, and yet I keep looking.......
Vigilante, yes, I'd honestly have intercourse with Britney, even in her current McDonald's grease-lathered state. My contention is (and honestly, this has been my position for a while) that she still looks pretty good in a bikini, and if she just took a shower and put on a minimal coat of makeup, she'd be attractive again. Put it this way, if she were the anonymous girl at the bar, people would still be all over her.
I'd fuck Britney Spears. I'd also fuck Paris Hilton. I'd fuck that Kazakhistani chick who gets peed on by the homeboys (but I'd wear 5 or 6 condoms). I'd fuck Kelly Clarkson after about 12 beers. I'd fuck Christina Aguileira (but I'd wear mountaineering crampons, so I don't fall into her bottomless axe-wound). I'd fuck Jessica Simpson (if she really has a dick, I'd let her use it on me). I won't even mention the obvious ones, Megan Fox et al.
Really, I'd fuck 99% of the females posted here. Maybe I draw the line at Anna Nicole's corpse, but then again maybe not.
J-Bird, I'm appalled! Paris Hilton? Kelly Clarkson??? Man, you must have really great health insurance and nerves of steel. Even with twelve bottles of courage under my belt I'd have a hard time gettin' jiggy with Kelly. Might get eaten. Too scary.
I see your point with the "anonymous chick at the bar" reasoning...but these aren't anonymous chicks. You know where they've been, and you still want to do 'em? I'd rather lick a public toilet seat than touch the first three on your list, man! Gross!
J-Bird, I really need a good laugh tonight and boy did you give me one. I don't know about Kelly Clarkson, that looks kind of nasty. But since you'd fuck Anna Nicole's corpse I guess it can't be too back!!!
18:02:11, Britney wears a lot of makeup and still looks ugly. She is covered with zits which would take many layers to cover. (Stage makeup is VERY thick which accounts for her nice makeup at the VMAs which took professional application.) Point is, I don't know what bars you are going to but I don't think Britney would get the time of day if she wasn't rich and famous. Noone would giver her a second look. Unless, she wore some typical slut clothes and then desparate guys would be all over her who just want to hit it for the night. No call back, see ya zitney. Bottom line: it takes a TEAM of people to polish that terd.
[i]I just wish you religitards could show us the same respect, and leave us alone.[/i] Ahhahahahaa. Yes. Demand respect, but in the same breath, call religious people "religitards". Please, only let Chris Hitchens speak for you guys. He's much, much better.
The point was, November 7, 2007 20:22:33, that 15:08:25 sounded just as shrill and angry as a religious fundamentalist. Fundamentalists come in all stripes, not just religious. Look it up.
I don't believe K-Fed was good for any of the women he was with. Shar just hangs on for some unknown reason, and as for Brit?..Well obviously he knew how to manipulate her into insanity...soon he'll have it all...
It seems to me that throwing more money at Fedex would make Twitney jump for joy, as that is all Federline seems to be about. Twenty mil? Sure, Kev. I'll bet she keeps the check stubs in a shrine, too! Keeping up the custody thing, no matter how negative, keeps her seeing Fedex, keeps her in control of him, as her low-IQ drug hazed marinated brain would reason.
I have hated this girl (woman: old enough to know better) from the getgo and pegged her as a tone deaf no talent. She sings like she's holding her nose under water in the River Styx. That's how I would describe the horrible sound emanating from her piehole. Yet, advertised enough and pushed heavily upon the already corrupted American preteen, anyone can be famous if their mother is willing to prostitute them out to a horny crib robbing music producer at age 11. Lolita.
Poops, I shitted again. I made a big fart. In the toilet bowl. Oh baby. Poops. I shitted again. I made a real big one..I'm just in continent.
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Leave Your CommentBritney parked in a handicapped spot?
I guess that makes it official, right?
By Fnorgby, on November 7, 2007 09:08:41
Someone call animal control asap!
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 09:25:14
If she's going to run over the Paps, why wouldn't she run over a blue wheelchair painted on the ground. Hello!!!
By Loo Loo, on November 7, 2007 09:29:16
Shit. That does make me feel kinda bad for her. She shoulda never fucked around on Justin.
By Cry me a dinner, on November 7, 2007 09:32:56
Does anyone realize how far she's fallen? When she first came out in that cute little schoolgirl outfit I want to give it to her real real good. Now, I think I'd rather be left alive after having my penis eaten off by a wolf with rabies. Think about that.
If you're out there Britney, I would've given it to you so good. Now you've lost me. How does it feel?
By Hot Rob, on November 7, 2007 09:33:05
It'd be more plausible if the assistant said Britney kept a special patch of chin pimples as her shrine to Kevin.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 09:36:11
Must be a mental "handicap".
By Hooray for Hollyweird, on November 7, 2007 09:37:28
That's what Britney gets for chasing a man who already has a woman with babies! What comes around, goes around. Ah, so what, it's chump change for her anyway. People who go off on how she "worked" for her money...don't make me laugh. She didn't do anything that was challenging or difficult or that required any real talent. She copied Madonna but added a tan to the formula and a lot of idiots in this country bought it and made her rich. She is an embarrassment to this country.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 09:38:03
She looks like she put on ten years and twenty pounds in the last few months.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 09:41:29
Still has no plates on the car. WTF? And in a handi spot? What a cunt. It really is all about her.
By Tazznum1, on November 7, 2007 09:42:57
She just sold 300,000+ of her latest album. So it's not like she worked to get that POS sold. She deserves to pay out more to whoever.
By Tazznum1, on November 7, 2007 09:49:04
It IS SO IRRITATING that people are buying this POS' CD. Handi people who park in handicapped spots are the lowest, most selfish, scum on the earth.
By Dana, on November 7, 2007 10:06:41
Wasn't she the one who sent him a text message that she was divorcing him? Then went on David Letterman to "announce" she was "back"?
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 10:06:56
How sad does your life have to be when you were better off with K-Fed. I can't even bring myself to believe he caused her downfall, now I think he was just a symptom of the inevitable. You can take the girl out of the trailer park...
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 10:13:29
If you look back on the events in Britney's life from the time she and Kevin got married, it's obvious that Kevin was her downfall, preplanned to get rich easy? Who knows, but he sure didn't want to put any effort into making the marriage work. Now he's single, about to be rich off Britney, and has power over her via their sons. PIMP
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 10:14:36
Yep, she is the one that initiated the divorce. She is mentally screwed.
By Tazznum1, on November 7, 2007 10:18:59
Britney was the one who chased Kevin and Britney was the one who proposed to Kevin. He didn't chase her and we wasn't after her money. People need to start putting the blame on Britney because she brought all this on herself.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 10:19:07
Britney kicked K-Fed out hoping he'd come back and begged for him back, but he wanted out and didn't want to come back.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 10:20:43
She knows better than to park there. She wants to make people mad so they will talk about her. After all, without attention, good or bad, she is worthless, and she knows it. She's not as stupid as she wants us to beleive she is.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 10:30:30
Thank you, 9:38:03. Couldn't have said it better myself.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 10:36:17
Nice Julius Peppers reference.
Anyway, I'd still insert my penis into her vagina.
And then I'd thrust repeatedly until I ejaculated, upon which my sperm would cling to the nutrient-rich walls of her uterus, and eventually pollinate her ovaries, where a superhuman child would be created (we'll call this child "Jitney"), a child which will become the true savior of mankind (Jesus my ass), for he/she will save us from the Great Robot Pterodactyl invasion of 2047 and he/she will also be the primary hero of the American/Mexican was of 2061.
So the prophecy is written.
By J-Bird, on November 7, 2007 10:41:06
That fucking bitch parked where she is not supposed to she needs to be in jail ,,cunt
By ray, on November 7, 2007 10:44:52
Anyone else notice that when Britley was hanging out with "Kevin" things were pretty chill, but now that she's hanging out with "Kalie" and "Alli" her life is absolutely in the shitter? The dumber the names get the worse her life is. All she needs is to meet someone named Maddasyn Mackaylia and her vag will probably fall out on live television.
9:38
Spot on, but I think you're giving her too much credit when you say she "copied Madonna." I think a better way to put it would be "the people who told her what to do told her to copy Madonna and she did it."
By Hamhock Goldstein, on November 7, 2007 10:48:19
Holy Jello Jugglin' Jesus, J-Bird. You're going to risk having herpes-ridden, half-witted hermaphroditic children with that skank? Shirley, you can't be serious.
By Vigilante, on November 7, 2007 11:26:00
parking in an H/C spot. this worthless turd thinks she is the second coming. NOT!
By britneyislame, on November 7, 2007 11:30:34
A Julius Peppers reference...AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn, I wonder what Dog Chapman would think about that...
By tyler, on November 7, 2007 12:01:27
Seriously, WTF is wrong with her tits?
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 12:11:30
My new fantasy punishment for Shitney is to pretend I'm a biographer, get her to let me write her biography so I can get inside her head, then exploit all of her innermost issues to the maximum extent possible by twisting the secrets she tells me into the most sensational book of lies ever published. Hmmm, what would the title be?
By rip, on November 7, 2007 12:13:10
i dont think having your husbands clothes in a closest is what I would consider a "shrine". thats such an exaggeration. A shrine is something crazy... plastered pcitures, candles.. somethign meg griffin would do lol
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 12:54:38
I totally believe the story about her being all hung up on K Fed. She probably latched on really hard emotionally to K Fed, after she realized that she fucked up by blowing things with Justin Timberlake, and that she couldn't get Timberlake back.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 13:08:35
I did not know stupid was a handicap!
By CHESTER, on November 7, 2007 13:25:38
"she fucked up by blowing things with Justin Timberlake, and that she couldn't get Timberlake back."
Yeah, she must really miss having a homo around. You know, to clean and cook and help with her wardrobe. Although, I'm sure she can hire someone do do that stuff.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 13:33:45
Britney represents her generation. This generation thinks relationships are only about sex and that your needs come first. Can you say Narcissism? Britney like many young people her age abandonded the values and morals her parent's generation were raised with in favor of being sexual too young and doing whatever feels good regardless of morals or consquences. This is what happens when you throw away religion. I feel sorry for this generation, I really do.
By Religion is not a bad thing, on November 7, 2007 14:05:14
14:05:14...you're absolutely right.
All things go to hell with atheism,
just like Russia did at one point
with all their communist shit.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 14:30:42
nice, J. Peps reference!..he sucketh much this year just like the Britnay
By mr. bojangles, on November 7, 2007 14:32:55
November 7, 2007 14:05:14
^ Bump
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 15:02:43
14:05
Ummm..sorry, but just because someone is religious does not mean that they are automatically more "moral" than anyone else. Shitney herself is a Baptist, and has been involved with other religions...what's her excuse for being a skanky whore? I am an atheist, and I would NEVER act like her. I am also married to my high school sweetheart, and have never cheated on him, nor has he cheated on me. So, how do I have all these morals, being an atheist, and being raised by a mother who hates religion? And you wanna talk about Russia being messed up because of atheism? Well, how about the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, and all the countless wars, misery, and deaths that have been caused by RELIGION? I'd say that there's more examples of religion causing misery than atheism...but that's because WE aren't trying to shove our non-beliefs on YOU. I just wish you religitards could show us the same respect, and leave us alone. How does it hurt YOU for people to not believe in your fairy-tale, made up Invisible Sky Wizard and his big book of fairy tales? It doesn't...you just hate that your lies and bullcrap isn't keeping people oppressed any more. Well, too bad..THINKING people have seen the light, and we will never go back. So STFU and get over it. You believe in your fairytales, and i will believe in what I want to believe in.
By BabyGater, on November 7, 2007 15:08:25
"14:05:14...you're absolutely right.
All things go to hell with atheism,"
Oh geez...here they come. LOL
Fucking wackos.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 15:27:22
November 7, 2007 15:08:25 -
Shit, honey, settle the fuck down.
Talk about sounding like an angry fundamentalist.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 15:41:16
14:05, thanks for talking down to us from your high moral perch. So, what scent is your shit? I'm guessing rose, or maybe even lavender.
By rip, on November 7, 2007 15:44:23
Gawd. I can't stand to read about this disaster of a woman...and yet....I can't stop myself. What the frak is wrong with me? She makes me want to vomit, and yet I keep looking.......
By Brad, on November 7, 2007 16:50:59
Vigilante, yes, I'd honestly have intercourse with Britney, even in her current McDonald's grease-lathered state. My contention is (and honestly, this has been my position for a while) that she still looks pretty good in a bikini, and if she just took a shower and put on a minimal coat of makeup, she'd be attractive again. Put it this way, if she were the anonymous girl at the bar, people would still be all over her.
I'd fuck Britney Spears.
I'd also fuck Paris Hilton.
I'd fuck that Kazakhistani chick who gets peed on by the homeboys (but I'd wear 5 or 6 condoms).
I'd fuck Kelly Clarkson after about 12 beers.
I'd fuck Christina Aguileira (but I'd wear mountaineering crampons, so I don't fall into her bottomless axe-wound).
I'd fuck Jessica Simpson (if she really has a dick, I'd let her use it on me).
I won't even mention the obvious ones, Megan Fox et al.
Really, I'd fuck 99% of the females posted here. Maybe I draw the line at Anna Nicole's corpse, but then again maybe not.
By J-Bird, on November 7, 2007 18:02:11
...you left out beyonce j-bird. why?
By §weeTüth, on November 7, 2007 18:12:46
J-Bird, I'm appalled! Paris Hilton? Kelly Clarkson??? Man, you must have really great health insurance and nerves of steel. Even with twelve bottles of courage under my belt I'd have a hard time gettin' jiggy with Kelly. Might get eaten. Too scary.
I see your point with the "anonymous chick at the bar" reasoning...but these aren't anonymous chicks. You know where they've been, and you still want to do 'em? I'd rather lick a public toilet seat than touch the first three on your list, man! Gross!
Shirley, you need to get out more.
By Vigilante, on November 7, 2007 18:25:35
Wait, I forgot to mention...nicely done with the kink in the Jessica Simpson reference. Me likey.
Le Rrrrowr.
By Vigilante, on November 7, 2007 18:28:59
15:41 - do you know what a fundamentalist is? Look it up. 14:05 would be the fundamentalist, not 15:08. Get it right.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 20:22:33
J-Bird, I really need a good laugh tonight and boy did you give me one. I don't know about Kelly Clarkson, that looks kind of nasty. But since you'd fuck Anna Nicole's corpse I guess it can't be too back!!!
By lkl, on November 7, 2007 20:31:48
BRAVO, 15:08 - I couldn't have said it better myself.
By spanky, on November 7, 2007 22:16:22
J-bird, you forgot Nicole Kidman's corpse?
I think you should reserve Kim K's condom collection for Paris. She says she has herpes! Gawd knows what else you might find.
and don't call me Shirley.
By anonymous, on November 8, 2007 00:38:05
I'd rather lick a public toilet seat than touch the first three on your list, man! Gross!
And yet you seem quite content to "experiment" with that bidet.
There I am, minding my own business, when all of a sudden...
By Vigilante's Other Anus, on November 8, 2007 00:40:31
18:02:11, Britney wears a lot of makeup and still looks ugly. She is covered with zits which would take many layers to cover. (Stage makeup is VERY thick which accounts for her nice makeup at the VMAs which took professional application.) Point is, I don't know what bars you are going to but I don't think Britney would get the time of day if she wasn't rich and famous. Noone would giver her a second look. Unless, she wore some typical slut clothes and then desparate guys would be all over her who just want to hit it for the night. No call back, see ya zitney. Bottom line: it takes a TEAM of people to polish that terd.
By anonymous, on November 8, 2007 00:47:19
Awwww...come on, Other Anus. You loved it. And at least I warmed the water first, it coulda been colder. Stop being such a whiny tit.
Next you'll probably be blaming me for that permanent squint you've got goin' on, right?
By Vigilante, on November 8, 2007 06:28:13
[i]I just wish you religitards could show us the same respect, and leave us alone.[/i]
Ahhahahahaa. Yes. Demand respect, but in the same breath, call religious people "religitards".
Please, only let Chris Hitchens speak for you guys. He's much, much better.
By anonymous, on November 8, 2007 08:52:04
The point was, November 7, 2007 20:22:33, that 15:08:25 sounded just as shrill and angry as a religious fundamentalist. Fundamentalists come in all stripes, not just religious. Look it up.
Not too bright, are you.
By anonymous, on November 8, 2007 09:16:12
"you left out beyonce j-bird. why?"
Because I'm racist. (Just kidding, but I'm sure that's where you were going with it).
No, I figured she was an obvious choice. I'd make her keep the wig on, though.
By J-Bird, on November 8, 2007 11:21:09
I don't believe K-Fed was good for any of the women he was with. Shar just hangs on for some unknown reason, and as for Brit?..Well obviously he knew how to manipulate her into insanity...soon he'll have it all...
By anonymous, on November 8, 2007 11:35:21
11:35:21, Why is Britney exempt from personal resposnsibility??
Quit the victim trip.
Seems like Susan Smith could be a big star these days. Abuse and neglect your kids and the idiot fans will blame Kevin. Get a grip!
By anonymous, on November 8, 2007 13:49:48
Yeah, Julius Peppers does suck ass.
By anonymous, on November 8, 2007 14:43:59
It seems to me that throwing more money at Fedex would make Twitney jump for joy, as that is all Federline seems to be about. Twenty mil? Sure, Kev. I'll bet she keeps the check stubs in a shrine, too! Keeping up the custody thing, no matter how negative, keeps her seeing Fedex, keeps her in control of him, as her low-IQ drug hazed marinated brain would reason.
I have hated this girl (woman: old enough to know better) from the getgo and pegged her as a tone deaf no talent. She sings like she's holding her nose under water in the River Styx. That's how I would describe the horrible sound emanating from her piehole. Yet, advertised enough and pushed heavily upon the already corrupted American preteen, anyone can be famous if their mother is willing to prostitute them out to a horny crib robbing music producer at age 11. Lolita.
Poops, I shitted again. I made a big fart. In the toilet bowl. Oh baby. Poops. I shitted again. I made a real big one..I'm just in continent.
By Brainlesswonder, on November 8, 2007 17:44:14
CLEARLY, stupidity is her handicap!
By Jbo, on November 12, 2007 14:32:59
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