i remember reading a looooong time ago that she would do like 2000 sit-ups a day to keep her stomach looking like it did. apparently exercising was just too much work.
does she really think people will think she's hot just because she gets 15 pounds sucked out of her ass? britney, wash your hair, cover those meth scars and try again.
i hate her. why go and get that done when she's just gonna get chunky again cuz she doesn't eat right? at least she has money to waste like that. i really hate this stupid bitch.
I invite all you 40 to 60 year old feminists out there to take a good look at the current scene and tell me: is this what the Women's Movement has been reduced to? (dead silence...)
She needs a brain transplant. What an idiot. Does she really think anyone even cares about her anymore? Like plastic surgery will reverse all the negativity she has brought on herself with the drugs, bad mothering, piggy behavior ect? If you want to impress us Brit, spend that $160,000 on a college degree. Her selfishness is mind numbing.
Could you remove the diabetes reference? A. You can't inject it and B. it is a real illness unlike Brit's self indulgent bullshit. Girl needs to get her act together. Doesn't deserve to be a mom. Hope she totally loses those kids. They deserve a mom not who cares about THEM.
She might try putting down the tacos and cheeseburgers and drink water instead of fat laden coffee drinks but hey, that would take effort right? Britney doesn't seem to have a lot of that in her.
My god, this w.hore is so self absorbed. All she ever does is think about HERSELF. She should be thinking about being a better mother. Shallow spoiled, w.hore. It doesn't matter how much she spends on her outer appearance because on the inside she will always be ugly.
She also has no talent so it's the only way she can sell her cd's.
She'd look a lot better if she fixed her hair actually, and get rid of that 50 cent weave. Her body isn't so bad, except it looks a little soft most of the time and hopelessly untoned. I guess being cuntry means being really lazy and being rich too makes you more prone to plastic surgery and lipo. I mean she first got fake titties when she was 16, what do you expect?
She'll never have enough money to be pretty. I've always thought she was retarded looking and below average with her short tree trunk legs and fat nose and fake blond hair. She fug.
I resent it when people call Britney "county", most country people are classy. Just because someone speaks with a southern accent doesn't mean they're some walking stereotype. There are just as many trashy people in the ghettos of NY. Trash is trash.
Would "inbred Southern white trash in trouble with Child Services" make you feel better? It is a bit longer than "country" and still plays into the stereotype, but sometimes those stereotypes exist for a reason...
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Leave Your Commentits gonna take a shit load more than 160k to fix that body, and ten times the amount again to fix her brain.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 09:58:59
i remember reading a looooong time ago that she would do like 2000 sit-ups a day to keep her stomach looking like it did. apparently exercising was just too much work.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 10:01:17
does she really think people will think she's hot just because she gets 15 pounds sucked out of her ass?
britney, wash your hair, cover those meth scars and try again.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 10:09:21
Hey Brit, want your perfect body? Get embalmed...
By You're a skank one, Miss Brit, on November 14, 2007 10:14:17
And here I thought she was gonna spend her money on getting a kick-ass college education.
By catman, on November 14, 2007 10:19:31
Dr Jan. HAHAHA!
By hates hollywood, on November 14, 2007 10:21:12
You can tell she already had a nose job. It was quite bulbous when she was younger. That doesn't just go away.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 10:26:54
Hopefully the doctor will give her the Kanye's Mom Special (i.e. shove the needle in her brain).
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 10:38:09
What she needs is a brain transplant.
A body transplant wouldn't be a bad idea either.
Maybe the next financial breakdown of hers we get will include monthly cosmetic surgery bills too!
By The Joker, on November 14, 2007 10:42:47
i hate her. why go and get that done when she's just gonna get chunky again cuz she doesn't eat right? at least she has money to waste like that. i really hate this stupid bitch.
By Niecy, on November 14, 2007 10:49:24
Plastic surgery; the last resort of a loser who hates herself.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 11:17:33
it's gonna take at least 160 billion to get her back to her glory days. she's gonna need to have whole body parts replaces at this point.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 11:21:57
she told me she plans on selling her fat on ebay to pay for the procedure
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 11:32:07
Come on, Tara Reid II. It's gonna be great.
By Tazznum1, on November 14, 2007 11:53:17
anonymous 11:32:07
Don't be silly. How do you think she fills her deep fryer?
By Yum. Ham Fried in Brit-Butt-Fat!, on November 14, 2007 12:03:26
I invite all you 40 to 60 year old feminists out there to take a good look at the current scene and tell me: is this what the Women's Movement has been reduced to?
(dead silence...)
By jbonz, on November 14, 2007 12:32:30
Yes. This is exactly what I was hoping for. Soon she will look like a fat Michael Jackson or the NY cat lady Jocelyn Wildenstein.
I'd like to be the guy who introduces her to Donda Wests' plastic surgeon and anesthesiologist. Or Anna Nicole's private physician...
By Hot Rob, on November 14, 2007 12:54:07
Joker: You're close -- what she needs is a brain IMplant.
"Transplant" implies she's got one to remove.
By ken mehlman, on November 14, 2007 13:07:05
too bad she is still her and Kany's mom is gone. If only there could have been a "trading" places.
By Britney 's fat meat wallet, on November 14, 2007 13:09:27
I had no idea Blue Blockers were fashionable.
Oh wait, it's britney. Nevermind.
By Tazznum1, on November 14, 2007 14:01:33
Frig for a second when I was scrolling down I thought those were pics of LaBlohan.
They're morphing into each other.
By Vigilante, on November 14, 2007 14:09:30
She needs a brain transplant. What an idiot. Does she really think anyone even cares about her anymore? Like plastic surgery will reverse all the negativity she has brought on herself with the drugs, bad mothering, piggy behavior ect? If you want to impress us Brit, spend that $160,000 on a college degree. Her selfishness is mind numbing.
By Once an idiot always an idiot, on November 14, 2007 14:23:57
Britney Spears is dead at 30. I guarantee it. The coverage will be even bigger than Anna Nicole's.
By Tony, on November 14, 2007 14:56:44
If she went and had lipo, she deserves a refund cause she's still fat and dumpy.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 16:59:36
Could you remove the diabetes reference? A. You can't inject it and B. it is a real illness unlike Brit's self indulgent bullshit. Girl needs to get her act together. Doesn't deserve to be a mom. Hope she totally loses those kids. They deserve a mom not who cares about THEM.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 19:18:45
She might try putting down the tacos and cheeseburgers and drink water instead of fat laden coffee drinks but hey, that would take effort right? Britney doesn't seem to have a lot of that in her.
By janey, on November 14, 2007 19:31:57
I think that weave is ruining the hair that is desparately trying to grow back. Her hairline has receded almost two inches!
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 21:09:22
I hope she dies on the table.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 21:44:56
I love the Mr. Potato head glasses.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 21:48:16
My god, this w.hore is so self absorbed. All she ever does is think about HERSELF. She should be thinking about being a better mother. Shallow spoiled, w.hore. It doesn't matter how much she spends on her outer appearance because on the inside she will always be ugly.
She also has no talent so it's the only way she can sell her cd's.
By Gian, on November 14, 2007 21:55:00
Spending $160,000 on a degree doesn't cure you of stupidity, it just makes you a stupid person with a $160,000 degree.
Gotta love Brandname Culture ("Brain by Harvard").
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 22:37:23
She'd look a lot better if she fixed her hair actually, and get rid of that 50 cent weave. Her body isn't so bad, except it looks a little soft most of the time and hopelessly untoned. I guess being cuntry means being really lazy and being rich too makes you more prone to plastic surgery and lipo. I mean she first got fake titties when she was 16, what do you expect?
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 23:42:05
MAYBE SHE CAN GO TO DR. JAN ADAMS AND BE "TAKEN CARE OF" REALLY WELL!!!!
By KAT, on November 15, 2007 05:47:13
She should have that Pillsbury Crescent Roll removed from her hair.
By capadigutz, on November 15, 2007 07:12:50
"Gotta love Brandname Culture ("Brain by Harvard")."
The problem is, hiring managers also subscribe to this "brandname culture". But, hey, rage against the machine bro.
By J-Bird, on November 15, 2007 08:46:56
With all the shit she eats and drinks it's
mind-boggling that she still looks semi-decent.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 10:06:48
She'll never have enough money to be pretty. I've always thought she was retarded looking and below average with her short tree trunk legs and fat nose and fake blond hair. She fug.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 10:22:34
I resent it when people call Britney "county", most country people are classy. Just because someone speaks with a southern accent doesn't mean they're some walking stereotype. There are just as many trashy people in the ghettos of NY. Trash is trash.
By Southern LADY, on November 16, 2007 23:03:32
Would "inbred Southern white trash in trouble with Child Services" make you feel better? It is a bit longer than "country" and still plays into the stereotype, but sometimes those stereotypes exist for a reason...
By anonymous, on November 17, 2007 17:01:59
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