Well, it looks like the monitor got Britney to hold one of her kids for at least a few minutes. Although her attempt to explain that sippy cups are for juice, not Coke or alcoholic drinks, apparently failed.
How nice that it was probably about 65 degrees that day and her kids are dressed in tank tops. I'm guessing The Weather Channel, or better yet, COMMON FUCKING SENSE isn't allowed in her home.
the bitch went thru 4 stops signs the other day and the stupid courts are giving her the kids for christmas are they fucking nuts ???? she is a menace don't give her anything is time to take away stuff from her , like her car ,her kids, her license, lots of her cash and give it ot some needy people the bitch wastes that money on shit she is stupid
Why is it that every time I see pictures of this court appointed monitor I come away with the impression that she's been turned into nothing more than a glorified nanny for Shitney.
God help us, every one. Love how the littler one is clinging to the "Monitor" in the last pic. Those kids are so starved for maternal affection they'll glob on to anyone with tits. Just put 'em in the gorilla den at the San Diego Zoo...they'll be better off with Koko. Poor kids. Oh, yeah, and I think Miles Standish discovered PB & J at Plymouth Rock...
11:46, Britney will buy a bag of tater tots,a bottle of ketchup,and a case of Budweiser on Christmas Eve and the court appointed monitor will fire up the previously unused oven and cook for the clan on Christmas Day. What a party, ya'll!
Hmm, I will have to go ahead and agree with Prettyboy and say that I've had enough about hearing about Britney. What more can be said about her? She is indeed "played", as PB so eloquently put it.
If you've "had enough" of shit brick than you should try ignoring her. It's similar to the skill of being able to change the channel when you see that you're about to watch something moronic like "keeping up with the kardashians"
Well, I see the carpet's gone from in front of the patio door and yet the wet spot remains. Has to be where the dog is pissing. Or where Britney's pissing. Whichever.
Hey, can we get a comparison shot of her kneeling in piss while she's Windexing with that first shot of her below? The one where she's holding the soother? I want to see if the piss is roughly in the same spot.
Those damn boots really bother me. Compared to her, I'm broke as hell and apparently I have more shoes than her. They don't even match her outfit. I guess obsessive ugly boot wearing is a sign of insanity. Dumb thing should be committed.
Apparently Britney's attorney successfully argued that the only way Santa Claus would visit Britney's house this year is if the kids were going to be there.
Her kids are 1 and 2 years of age. Turkey and the trimmings are probably not on the menu. When my son was 2 he had chicken nuggets for Thanksgiving; he was four before he ate any of the "real" food, and even with that he wouldn't touch the potatoes. Britney is a trainwreck enough without people essentially making up "bad parenting" incidents.
Alright. That's it. I just can't take her anymore. As a mom, your kids ordinarily don't "cling" to someone else unless and until there's a bond there. That last picture bothers me a bit. Britney obviously has no frigging clue that her children are bonding with someone other than herself - and that woman has only been there a short time and won't be there permanently!!! That right there should make her uncomfortable. Gah! That pisses me off.
actually, if these pictures were taken on thanksgiving, it was about 80 degrees, even at the beaches.
see, here in so cal, we have ridiculously warm weather all year. i know it's hard to wrap your minds around, but it is the god's honest. on thanksgiving i ended up running the a/c.
i'm pretty impressed by their lunch, though. forget the holiday - you're at the four seasons, and the best you can do is peanut butter and jelly? they even SERVE peanut butter and jelly? wtf.
Why in the world did she drag those kids out to the Four Seasons to endure the paps if they just wind up having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Why not just stay and home and enjoy being with them? Sounds like it was her that wanted to go to the Four Seasons to stuff her fat face, and she just dragged the kids along because she had to.
The current medical advice is not to feed peanut butter to children under three. Babies have died this way. No kidding. They get their mouth stuck together. It sounds laughable but given that it's true it isn't. I always thought this means the kid was too stupid to live anyway, this just hastened their end. Britney needs to be very, very afraid of peanut butter. I mean, we breed dogs better than this.
I'm surprised the court appointed monitor didn't mention this, although we all know she's dumb as rocks also given that she's over 200 pounds and wears stuff women half her size shouldn't even be wearing. Notwithstanding the genetic factor, the kids are screwed anyway. They don't even know where home is, as they are constantly shuttled from Daddy's rental to some random hotel or shopping parking lot. God forbid Britney is forced to stay home and pay attention to her kids for more than 10 minutes.
perhaps it's just me getting things wrong, but i thought the point of a court appointed monitor was to..well monitor, looks to me like she's become the unoffical nanny. i'd be scared if i was those kids, that women has some nails.
mind you i'd get a nail in my arm over insanity any day.
31 Comments:
Leave Your CommentWell, it looks like the monitor got Britney to hold one of her kids for at least a few minutes. Although her attempt to explain that sippy cups are for juice, not Coke or alcoholic drinks, apparently failed.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 10:13:57
Is that a price tag on the toe of her boot?
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 10:19:41
Nice, puts the cigarette right in his face. We all know how clumsy she is.
By Tazznum1, on November 27, 2007 10:28:39
How nice that it was probably about 65 degrees that day and her kids are dressed in tank tops. I'm guessing The Weather Channel, or better yet, COMMON FUCKING SENSE isn't allowed in her home.
By Jennifer, on November 27, 2007 10:31:02
Prostitute gypsy...
Interesting choice of clothes, yes.
By joejoe, on November 27, 2007 10:32:09
the bitch went thru 4 stops signs the other day and the stupid courts are giving her the kids for christmas are they fucking nuts ???? she is a menace don't give her anything is time to take away stuff from her , like her car ,her kids, her license, lots of her cash and give it ot some needy people the bitch wastes that money on shit she is stupid
By britney sucks, on November 27, 2007 10:36:38
A two week old corpse has got to smell better than her after she's been wearing those boots for the 34248th time, probably without socks.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 10:43:02
Why is it that every time I see pictures of this court appointed monitor I come away with the impression that she's been turned into nothing more than a glorified nanny for Shitney.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 10:54:32
God help us, every one. Love how the littler one is clinging to the "Monitor" in the last pic. Those kids are so starved for maternal affection they'll glob on to anyone with tits. Just put 'em in the gorilla den at the San Diego Zoo...they'll be better off with Koko. Poor kids. Oh, yeah, and I think Miles Standish discovered PB & J at Plymouth Rock...
By TeacherBitch, on November 27, 2007 11:07:40
Wait. Stores and fast food drive-thrus are closed on Christmas morning. What the heck is she going to do with the kids?
By jt, on November 27, 2007 11:46:01
The little one always looks so upset to be around Britney. Is she ever photographed talking to them or even looking her boys in the eye? Stupid cunt!
Look at the way he's clinging to the court-appointed Britneysitter.
By non vocabulum, on November 27, 2007 12:13:27
11:46, Britney will buy a bag of tater tots,a bottle of ketchup,and a case of Budweiser on Christmas Eve and the court appointed monitor will fire up the previously unused oven and cook for the clan on Christmas Day. What a party, ya'll!
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 12:14:52
It really should be illegal to take pictures of Britney Spears in a bikini.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 12:17:59
Hmm, I will have to go ahead and agree with Prettyboy and say that I've had enough about hearing about Britney. What more can be said about her? She is indeed "played", as PB so eloquently put it.
*sticks head in oven*
By The flying pig, on November 27, 2007 12:31:33
If you've "had enough" of shit brick than you should try ignoring her. It's similar to the skill of being able to change the channel when you see that you're about to watch something moronic like "keeping up with the kardashians"
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 13:11:00
Well, I see the carpet's gone from in front of the patio door and yet the wet spot remains. Has to be where the dog is pissing. Or where Britney's pissing. Whichever.
Hey, can we get a comparison shot of her kneeling in piss while she's Windexing with that first shot of her below? The one where she's holding the soother? I want to see if the piss is roughly in the same spot.
Please and thank you, you sexy beasts.
By Vigilante, on November 27, 2007 13:18:24
Those damn boots really bother me. Compared to her, I'm broke as hell and apparently I have more shoes than her. They don't even match her outfit. I guess obsessive ugly boot wearing is a sign of insanity. Dumb thing should be committed.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 13:19:27
Look how confused she looks walking around with that pacifier in pic #1..."So, what do I stick this in? My nose or my ass?"
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 13:22:58
Apparently Britney's attorney successfully argued that the only way Santa Claus would visit Britney's house this year is if the kids were going to be there.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 14:40:25
Her kids are 1 and 2 years of age. Turkey and the trimmings are probably not on the menu. When my son was 2 he had chicken nuggets for Thanksgiving; he was four before he ate any of the "real" food, and even with that he wouldn't touch the potatoes. Britney is a trainwreck enough without people essentially making up "bad parenting" incidents.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 15:13:38
Alright. That's it. I just can't take her anymore. As a mom, your kids ordinarily don't "cling" to someone else unless and until there's a bond there. That last picture bothers me a bit. Britney obviously has no frigging clue that her children are bonding with someone other than herself - and that woman has only been there a short time and won't be there permanently!!! That right there should make her uncomfortable. Gah! That pisses me off.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 16:59:04
I can't wait to see how these kids turn out.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 17:50:06
actually, if these pictures were taken on thanksgiving, it was about 80 degrees, even at the beaches.
see, here in so cal, we have ridiculously warm weather all year. i know it's hard to wrap your minds around, but it is the god's honest. on thanksgiving i ended up running the a/c.
i'm pretty impressed by their lunch, though. forget the holiday - you're at the four seasons, and the best you can do is peanut butter and jelly? they even SERVE peanut butter and jelly? wtf.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 19:13:16
For the love of god, someone plant a tree or build a sunshade to block that angle. No more pics of Fat Britney in a bikini, pleeeeeeeeeze!
By Mildly Nauseous, on November 27, 2007 20:17:54
Are those varicose veins I see on the 4th pic? I think the little one passed out because of the smell permeating from those boots.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 03:11:24
Why in the world did she drag those kids out to the Four Seasons to endure the paps if they just wind up having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Why not just stay and home and enjoy being with them? Sounds like it was her that wanted to go to the Four Seasons to stuff her fat face, and she just dragged the kids along because she had to.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 06:15:21
The current medical advice is not to feed peanut butter to children under three. Babies have died this way. No kidding. They get their mouth stuck together. It sounds laughable but given that it's true it isn't. I always thought this means the kid was too stupid to live anyway, this just hastened their end. Britney needs to be very, very afraid of peanut butter. I mean, we breed dogs better than this.
I'm surprised the court appointed monitor didn't mention this, although we all know she's dumb as rocks also given that she's over 200 pounds and wears stuff women half her size shouldn't even be wearing. Notwithstanding the genetic factor, the kids are screwed anyway. They don't even know where home is, as they are constantly shuttled from Daddy's rental to some random hotel or shopping parking lot. God forbid Britney is forced to stay home and pay attention to her kids for more than 10 minutes.
By can't wait for the money to run out, on November 28, 2007 06:15:57
perhaps it's just me getting things wrong, but i thought the point of a court appointed monitor was to..well monitor, looks to me like she's become the unoffical nanny. i'd be scared if i was those kids, that women has some nails.
mind you i'd get a nail in my arm over insanity any day.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 11:27:42
THOSE FUCKING BOOTS!
By LOOBA, on November 28, 2007 14:57:26
Britney Spears Gets Kids For Christmas
...But Re-Gifts Them To Micheal Jackson For Lawyers' Phone Number
or
...But Gives Them Up To Local SPCA Because Pets Make Inappropriate Christmas Gifts
Ah, kids. The gift that keeps on squealing.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 23:20:24
her stomach is odd. I could almost believe she was pregnant.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 23:54:57
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