I wonder if her little sister has herpes and that's what caused the pregnancy scare....'crap i have herpes?......crap i must be pregnant! crap! who'd i had sex with in my meth induced state???'
drug addicted blondes, with fat asses and not tits......thats a bad combination.
and God, I hate that I'm defending her, but yeah...they are LEANING over the car to take her picture it's really not her fault she hit him. Is she supposed to just stop her car and let them take pictures?? I don't think so..
Long time casual meth users develop a tolerance, and Unfitney doesn't use meth every day. Meth users don't eat, when Britney's not high all she eats is high calorie food and sugary drinks. She does everything the wrong way ;P
As much as I loathes me some Britney, I really can't fault her for running over one of those shuttercocks. If I was about to drive somewhere and had 30 people blocking me in and firing strobes at me I'd be launching them out of the way like they were bowling pins. She may be a talentless, Kentucky-fried hooker, but those guys are a frigging menace.
Nice lips there, honey. She looks like a retarded five year old with an oral fixation who has been sucking on a juice bottle for a week straight. I wish I could get within telepathic range of her so I could use my psionic Scanners ability to make her head explode. Of course, she'd probably block me with a channeled mental barrier of pure stupid or confounding idiocy, but I'd be willing to give it a shot.
well sadly, adderall would be a good explanation. i don't think for a second that she has ADD or ADHD. But I do. I had to tell the NCAA about it too because if I took the drug test without telling them, I'd fail and be ineligible. So that would actually explain a failed test... it's just bs with her.
That was awesome...she is a total idiot, but i am loving this new running over the papparazzi foot thing! It should be the new strategy for all celebs, and it technically is not their fault...next time, when she hears them screaming "Back Up! Back Up!" she should put the car in park, then move the steering wheel towards them, so it moves up the foot and inflicts even moe damage.
awesome...looking forward to more of this stuff in the future
Everything about Britney is disgusting. Tacky clothes, poor hygeine, bad skin, fat, fast food diet, lousy mother, even worse driver, uneducated and stupid, B.O., slutty, ect, Did I leave anything out? Oh yeh, drug habit. She's a total PIG. I bet her mother is ashamed she ever squeezed that one out.
15:52; she's not asthmatic. People will sometimes use inhalers for weight loss because they contain chemicals that suppress appetite. Which in Britney's case, she might oughta use that thing a lot more seeing as though she's pretty much bought stock in McDonald's these days. And as for the "I'm on Adderall" defense, I call bullshit on that one, too. I have a family member on that shit and he won't even LOOK at food, much less eat the shit because of the meds. Meth sounds like the most logical choice, however I'm with the majority here: I always thought meth addicts looked like walking broomsticks. I guess if you don't use all the time you can fit a cheeseburger in every now and then. But I've always heard coke does the same thing as far as making you skinny and look at people like John Belushi and Chris Farley for God's sakes: fat as hell. Maybe it was the "H"; who knows? As far as the paps go, I say run over all of them. Taking a picture is one thing; practically camping out in someone's backyard to take a picture of them taking a dump is another. I would have floored it so hard you would have thought Bo and Luke Duke were running from Roscoe P. Coltrane.
I'd like to see a NOISEBOT t-shirt with Brit's Mercedes running over a pap's foot. I'd wear the fucker. YOU HEAR THAT, NOISEBOT? YOUR ADS ARE SPLASHED ALL OVER THIS SITE EACH & EVERY DAY. CREATE A BRIT-CAR-SQUASHING-PAP-FOOT TEE SHIRT, GODDAMMIT!! Oh, and Adderall rocks worlds, creates volcanoes where there were none before, & launches you into outer outer speedspace galaxies far beyond third dimentional thought or comprehension, for hours. That's why she's so fukken bugged out all the time. She does NOT have ADD. But ME...now I have ADD...I don't even know what day it is......
If she was taking Adderall she would have lost all her baby weight, and then some. Plus it would have come up at some point in court. So this is just another lie. Adderall is kept under lock and key in the pharmacy, BTW. Anti-depressants like Zoloft and Prozac or given out casually by every doctor in town but not Adderall. It's serious crap that insurance won't even pay for unless they get their arm twisted by a specialist ( not just a MD) . Adderall is for Attention Deficit Disorder. My enquiring mind wants to know if it is ADD, drug use, or just an extremely low I.Q. Probably a bit of all three. Whatever, having ADD is no excuse for forgetting about your kids.
Everyone needs to leave her alone. Do you not have your own issues.I would run over the pap any chance I could, when they are STALKING Me!!! Go Brit, and F you stupid jerks that judge her...God is the only judge, read you bible and have some compasion for people you jerks!!! That have something ill will to say about her...
I KNOW FIRST HAND THAT JUST LIKE BOTOX PARTIES ARE POPULAR SO ARE PRESCIPTION PARTYS WHERE A DOC RITES OUT SCRIPS FOR ADDERALL,OXYCOTIN,AMBIEN,VALIUM ETC JUST STAKE OUT THE RITE AID ON CANNON AND YOU WILL SEE THE HOLLYWOOD ASSISTANT'S GOING IN TO PICK UP THE SCRIPT'S FOR THEIR EMPLOYER OR GO TO MOHOLLAND ESTATES SAY THE CODE WORD ENTER MAKE YOUR FIRST LEFT THEN GO PAST THE LITTLE PARK AND ITS THE OH I SAID TO MUCH :(!!
37 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI wish she had floored it and knocked them all over faster than Lizzie Grubman can say "nigga"
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 11:55:14
they know she is stupid so why the fuck do they get infront of her car ,dumb asses and what the hell is that on her lip herpes????
By Jonatan, on November 15, 2007 12:05:39
phone, sparkly rings, herpes lips.....'i'm fucking britney spears and i'm chav tastic baby!!!!'
I wonder if her little sister has herpes and that's what caused the pregnancy scare....'crap i have herpes?......crap i must be pregnant! crap! who'd i had sex with in my meth induced state???'
drug addicted blondes, with fat asses and not tits......thats a bad combination.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 12:12:40
nice nubby nails!
and God, I hate that I'm defending her, but yeah...they are LEANING over the car to take her picture it's really not her fault she hit him. Is she supposed to just stop her car and let them take pictures?? I don't think so..
By JMR, on November 15, 2007 12:12:57
She looks a little like a makeup-free Katherine Heigl in those first 2 pics.
Oh yeah, and I hate her.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 12:15:45
Isn't she a little chubby for a meth addiction?
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 12:25:55
maybe she should stop driving and texting at the same time. what a dumbass..
By jkr, on November 15, 2007 12:29:19
Long time casual meth users develop a tolerance, and Unfitney doesn't use meth every day. Meth users don't eat, when Britney's not high all she eats is high calorie food and sugary drinks. She does everything the wrong way ;P
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 12:29:27
Why doesn't she hire a driver? It's not like she can't afford one.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 12:34:40
ha! @12:29: she does everything the wrong way.
True, true!
By JMR, on November 15, 2007 12:36:20
Nice manicure. Looks like she's got a spot of last year's nail polish still on one finger and she bites her nail up to the elbow.
She's playing some kind of a game with herself entitled "How skanky can I let myself get until no one is interested in taking my picture anymore?"
Looks like the answer is going to be "Until your rotting dead ass is decomposing on a mortuary slab". Britney wins!
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 12:45:27
Lol. The fucking paps are so stupid. It should be legal to kill them and throw them in the river. Right along with Brit Wit.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 12:56:28
As much as I loathes me some Britney, I really can't fault her for running over one of those shuttercocks. If I was about to drive somewhere and had 30 people blocking me in and firing strobes at me I'd be launching them out of the way like they were bowling pins. She may be a talentless, Kentucky-fried hooker, but those guys are a frigging menace.
By Guillermo Goldstein, on November 15, 2007 13:56:27
Britney tells the paparazzi where she's going all the time, so she should stop being such an attention whore before she kills someone.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 13:59:33
I hope she runs over every one of the fuckers.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 14:02:31
Britney's best friends are the paparazzi. They're the only ones who still tell her she's beautiful and makes good music.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 14:13:24
Nice lips there, honey. She looks like a retarded five year old with an oral fixation who has been sucking on a juice bottle for a week straight. I wish I could get within telepathic range of her so I could use my psionic Scanners ability to make her head explode. Of course, she'd probably block me with a channeled mental barrier of pure stupid or confounding idiocy, but I'd be willing to give it a shot.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 14:33:29
If the judge buys this adderall bs, I am convinced she will not lose those kids unless she kills them or physically harms them in a car accident.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 15:16:37
Nice to see an asthmatic who smokes. That makes sense.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 15:52:41
Is she wearing brass knuckles?
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 16:18:18
well sadly, adderall would be a good explanation. i don't think for a second that she has ADD or ADHD. But I do. I had to tell the NCAA about it too because if I took the drug test without telling them, I'd fail and be ineligible. So that would actually explain a failed test... it's just bs with her.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 17:31:27
These jerks get all over her new car and get in the way of a moving vehicle and then wonder why they get their foot run over.
How many Gdamn photos do they possibly need of Britney or any other celeb picking their fucking noses. Shit, how ridiculous.
By MikeG, on November 15, 2007 20:28:53
wtf if i was her i would run over all those annoying ass motherfuckers
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 21:19:21
That was awesome...she is a total idiot, but i am loving this new running over the papparazzi foot thing! It should be the new strategy for all celebs, and it technically is not their fault...next time, when she hears them screaming "Back Up! Back Up!" she should put the car in park, then move the steering wheel towards them, so it moves up the foot and inflicts even moe damage.
awesome...looking forward to more of this stuff in the future
By JR, on November 15, 2007 22:50:29
I'm so tired of this retarded fucking bitch.
By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 00:01:29
Everything about Britney is disgusting. Tacky clothes, poor hygeine, bad skin, fat, fast food diet, lousy mother, even worse driver, uneducated and stupid, B.O., slutty, ect, Did I leave anything out? Oh yeh, drug habit. She's a total PIG. I bet her mother is ashamed she ever squeezed that one out.
By Britney, your cunt is ugly so just cover that nasty thing up already, on November 16, 2007 04:06:01
15:52; she's not asthmatic. People will sometimes use inhalers for weight loss because they contain chemicals that suppress appetite. Which in Britney's case, she might oughta use that thing a lot more seeing as though she's pretty much bought stock in McDonald's these days. And as for the "I'm on Adderall" defense, I call bullshit on that one, too. I have a family member on that shit and he won't even LOOK at food, much less eat the shit because of the meds. Meth sounds like the most logical choice, however I'm with the majority here: I always thought meth addicts looked like walking broomsticks. I guess if you don't use all the time you can fit a cheeseburger in every now and then. But I've always heard coke does the same thing as far as making you skinny and look at people like John Belushi and Chris Farley for God's sakes: fat as hell. Maybe it was the "H"; who knows? As far as the paps go, I say run over all of them. Taking a picture is one thing; practically camping out in someone's backyard to take a picture of them taking a dump is another. I would have floored it so hard you would have thought Bo and Luke Duke were running from Roscoe P. Coltrane.
By Jennifer, on November 16, 2007 06:43:15
Adderall is magical candy.
By bv, on November 16, 2007 08:43:16
I'd like to see a NOISEBOT t-shirt with Brit's Mercedes running over a pap's foot. I'd wear the fucker.
YOU HEAR THAT, NOISEBOT? YOUR ADS ARE SPLASHED ALL OVER THIS SITE EACH & EVERY DAY. CREATE A BRIT-CAR-SQUASHING-PAP-FOOT TEE SHIRT, GODDAMMIT!!
Oh, and Adderall rocks worlds, creates volcanoes where there were none before, & launches you into outer outer speedspace galaxies far beyond third dimentional thought or comprehension, for hours. That's why she's so fukken bugged out all the time. She does NOT have ADD. But ME...now I have ADD...I don't even know what day it is......
By Thorga's Imaginary Revolving Pork Receptacle, on November 16, 2007 09:14:27
I'm so tired of the fucking paps and Britney.
When is it all gonna be over? When God when?
By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 09:53:11
If she was taking Adderall she would have lost all her baby weight, and then some. Plus it would have come up at some point in court. So this is just another lie. Adderall is kept under lock and key in the pharmacy, BTW. Anti-depressants like Zoloft and Prozac or given out casually by every doctor in town but not Adderall. It's serious crap that insurance won't even pay for unless they get their arm twisted by a specialist ( not just a MD) . Adderall is for Attention Deficit Disorder. My enquiring mind wants to know if it is ADD, drug use, or just an extremely low I.Q. Probably a bit of all three. Whatever, having ADD is no excuse for forgetting about your kids.
By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 10:35:28
Jennifer....."Then Brit's peeps said the reason for the positive reading was that she has asthma, and used an inhaler of Albuterol. "
By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 12:39:33
Just the one excuse you say?
By TheLostGirl, on November 16, 2007 13:58:49
Everyone needs to leave her alone. Do you not have your own issues.I would run over the pap any chance I could, when they are STALKING Me!!! Go Brit, and F you stupid jerks that judge her...God is the only judge, read you bible and have some compasion for people you jerks!!! That have something ill will to say about her...
By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 19:34:12
"something ill will"
wow, that was brilliant.
go kill yourself britney-lover
By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 20:17:21
Call it a day, y'all! Britney "Rebel Without A Clue" Spears and the paparazzi have one thing in common-
They proved that Charles Darwin was WRONG about the theory of evolution! Or they are the "missing links!"
Whaddya think?
By Plastic Steel, on November 17, 2007 18:17:32
I KNOW FIRST HAND THAT JUST LIKE BOTOX PARTIES ARE POPULAR SO ARE PRESCIPTION PARTYS WHERE A DOC RITES OUT SCRIPS FOR ADDERALL,OXYCOTIN,AMBIEN,VALIUM ETC JUST STAKE OUT THE RITE AID ON CANNON AND YOU WILL SEE THE HOLLYWOOD ASSISTANT'S GOING IN TO PICK UP THE SCRIPT'S FOR THEIR EMPLOYER OR GO TO MOHOLLAND ESTATES SAY THE CODE WORD ENTER MAKE YOUR FIRST LEFT THEN GO PAST THE LITTLE PARK AND ITS THE OH I SAID TO MUCH :(!!
By anonymous, on November 18, 2007 04:43:07
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