I was just planning on lunch until I read this post. I think I'd rather watch 2 girls 1 cup (if you don't know what that is, just remember, there are some things you can't unsee) again than imagine Britney at play in her "sex room". Fucking hell.
This girl has millions and millions. She can't afford someone to come in and clean up every day? I don't have 1/100th the money and I just signed up for a cleaning service.
So, apparently InStyle and some other website are claiming Britney's pregnant with JR Rotem's spawn. I bet she just lets this one run around buck-ass naked, letting his spoor drop where he pleases. Jesus, even most animals go in the corner.
disgusting waste of skin thats all she is and the rumor is that she is PREGGERS again some email says she is one moth prego damn tied her tubes so she won't get preggers again damn it
Damn, a few years ago a story like this about Britney with a sex room and a closet full of kinky outfits would've made my dick hard and my hand swollen. But now? ... meh. The shit stains is a nice touch, too. Shitstain Shitney.
ROTF @ Man, Britney sure knows how to turn a guy on. All she's missing now is another girl and 1 cup. That way she can fully make sure this story makes me want to vomit until I beg for someone to kill me. my was trying to describe that site to me and couldn't quite get the words out she was so traumatized I thought 2 girls were molesting a ceramic cup and went to see that shit (no pun intended)I was traumatized some things should just never be even thought of and those 2 chicks should be killed.
Oh god, PLEASE somebody, KILL HER! NOW! If she is preggo, we totally need to send her boxes and boxes of coat hangers, with instructions (written for the retarded whore to understand, of course)! Maybe that would finally make her understand that the world fucking hates her ass and wants her to die.
Britney needs to go back to rehab. NOW. And if she IS pregnant she needs to visit the nearest abortion clinic and deal with it. This woman is in no condition to gestate a human being or raise it. Custody battle for her living two as evidence. Very sad all round if true.
i just had the terrible misfortune of watching 2girls1cup today...and i'll never be the same. it made me want to cry. and i think vomiting until begging for death would have been the situation i was in if i hadn't been completely paralyzed with horror. it was like when you are so sad you can't even cry, so you just sit there with a blank expression- except i was so nauseated i couldn't even puke.
How to make doody porn 1. use 10-15 fleet enemas (these are the reason why porn stars usually dont get poop streaks during anal scenes) 2. prepare an enema of chocolate pudding, or some other brown substance. this is used only just prior to filming. 3. "Poop" into a cup 4. Enjoy your delicious cup of butt pudding!
There's a crazy story about her out every day now. One day, the China girls. The next day, prego. Next day, poop and other gross stuff. I must like disgusting myself because I read all these stories. Seem like plants to me.
do you believe this? she makes 700k a month a doesn't have a housekepper on duty? yeah right. i guess the court appointed moniter could recommend the housekeeper be fired?
31 Comments:
Leave Your Commentmmmm, poop stains.....
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 10:15:54
I wouldn't be surprised if she had Hitler's corpse on the dining room table. She is such a nasty evil whore!
By Paris' Herpi, on November 28, 2007 10:18:11
one cup and Kermit. You left out Kermit!
By chuggdog, on November 28, 2007 10:18:26
I don't know now...she's insane, but "crap stains on the couch" insane? ya'll have to consider the sources here...
Oh hell, who am I kidding? It's Britney for God's sakes.
By Jennifer, on November 28, 2007 10:26:24
I was just planning on lunch until I read this post. I think I'd rather watch 2 girls 1 cup (if you don't know what that is, just remember, there are some things you can't unsee) again than imagine Britney at play in her "sex room". Fucking hell.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 10:42:44
I know, I agree Jennifer. You kind of take a second and go "noooo...she can't be THAT bad" and then you realize: it's Britney we're talking about..
By jmr, on November 28, 2007 10:46:29
Piss stains at the back door.
Thank you, your Honour. I rest my ass. CASE. I rest my CASE. And my ass. In your lap. I mean your hands. My CASE, in your HANDS.
Can I go home now?
By Vigilante, on November 28, 2007 10:54:19
This girl has millions and millions. She can't afford someone to come in and clean up every day? I don't have 1/100th the money and I just signed up for a cleaning service.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 11:13:23
So, apparently InStyle and some other website are claiming Britney's pregnant with JR Rotem's spawn. I bet she just lets this one run around buck-ass naked, letting his spoor drop where he pleases. Jesus, even most animals go in the corner.
By AnnArrogance, on November 28, 2007 11:22:43
disgusting waste of skin thats all she is and the rumor is that she is PREGGERS again some email says she is one moth prego damn tied her tubes so she won't get preggers again damn it
By preggo shitney, on November 28, 2007 11:49:34
what to you expect from a lazy white trash drug induced former attractive pain in America's ass?
if she didn't have money she'd be in a trailer with 6 babies and Maury trying to figure out who is the babies' daddy!!!
By ew, on November 28, 2007 12:21:20
What a dirtbag.
Please stop paying attention to this dirty little meth-whore.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 13:12:51
Damn, a few years ago a story like this about Britney with a sex room and a closet full of kinky outfits would've made my dick hard and my hand swollen. But now? ... meh.
The shit stains is a nice touch, too. Shitstain Shitney.
By John Eric Albert George, on November 28, 2007 13:21:46
I hear about this stuff and I want to masterbate, then I remember what Britney looks like and I want to vomit. I'm so confused!
By TheBig28, on November 28, 2007 14:02:37
Is anyone really surprised that there are crap stains all over her house?!?
By TheLostGirl, on November 28, 2007 14:16:16
ROTF @ Man, Britney sure knows how to turn a guy on. All she's missing now is another girl and 1 cup. That way she can fully make sure this story makes me want to vomit until I beg for someone to kill me. my was trying to describe that site to me and couldn't quite get the words out she was so traumatized I thought 2 girls were molesting a ceramic cup and went to see that shit (no pun intended)I was traumatized some things should just never be even thought of and those 2 chicks should be killed.
By NubianGoddez, on November 28, 2007 14:27:59
Oh god, PLEASE somebody, KILL HER! NOW! If she is preggo, we totally need to send her boxes and boxes of coat hangers, with instructions (written for the retarded whore to understand, of course)! Maybe that would finally make her understand that the world fucking hates her ass and wants her to die.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 14:42:35
She smells of Marlboroughs, frappacino and feces. Officially the most repulsive celeb on the planet.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 15:26:29
She is the shit stain on society's couch.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 16:14:06
I wish she would go away. Far, far away.
By Miwanna, on November 28, 2007 16:41:31
Britney needs to go back to rehab. NOW. And if she IS pregnant she needs to visit the nearest abortion clinic and deal with it. This woman is in no condition to gestate a human being or raise it. Custody battle for her living two as evidence. Very sad all round if true.
By amy, on November 28, 2007 17:19:23
Now I know why she's always checking into hotels. Gross.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 18:07:17
i just had the terrible misfortune of watching 2girls1cup today...and i'll never be the same. it made me want to cry. and i think vomiting until begging for death would have been the situation i was in if i hadn't been completely paralyzed with horror. it was like when you are so sad you can't even cry, so you just sit there with a blank expression- except i was so nauseated i couldn't even puke.
By the deen, on November 28, 2007 21:01:11
whatttt hahahahahaha 2girls1cup
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 21:08:11
Concerning 2Girls1Cup...
How to make doody porn
1. use 10-15 fleet enemas (these are the reason why porn stars usually dont get poop streaks during anal scenes)
2. prepare an enema of chocolate pudding, or some other brown substance. this is used only just prior to filming.
3. "Poop" into a cup
4. Enjoy your delicious cup of butt pudding!
Feel any better?
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 22:47:56
MmmMMMMfff! mMMMmmmff-mmmFff!
Ahhhh, Judge Ponytail's hands are gone, much better.
Do NOT bring up 2girls1cup again. It gives us all such a bad name.
Anyways, that was so porridge with chocolate syrup colouring.
By Vigilante's Other Anus, on November 28, 2007 22:59:50
There's a crazy story about her out every day now. One day, the China girls. The next day, prego. Next day, poop and other gross stuff. I must like disgusting myself because I read all these stories. Seem like plants to me.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 00:05:56
hahahahahahahahah @ cupchicks.
britney + 2 girls + 1 cup = kill me now.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 10:57:59
At least her weave is semi-decent here.
By lala, on November 29, 2007 11:29:35
do you believe this? she makes 700k a month a doesn't have a housekepper on duty? yeah right. i guess the court appointed moniter could recommend the housekeeper be fired?
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 14:08:20
If she paid a housekeeper, she'd have to give up some of her drugs! No, No, NO
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 15:18:01
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