"I could be on a deserted island with Britney Spears and the remains of an unfrozen cavewoman and I'd be bringing the cavewoman fresh cut flowers and throwing her picnics." Hilarious!
There are so many things to say about those pictures.... yeah test drive a fucking $200,000 mercedes while talking on the cell phone and getting not one, not two, but three cookies worth of crumbs in the car. If I saw her coming I would pour gasoline over myself, set myself on fire and then jump out of glass window like that episode of Family Guy.
God how I wish that policman following her would pull her over for something that would eventually lead to a death sentence. Maybe Santa will give me that for Christmas, please Santa, please!!
Too bad for little TWAT-ney spears. Not only is she not cute anymore (I think it would have been HILARIOUS to see her break down crying when she found out she was on Maxim's SKANK list), but she's brain damaged. And, everyone's laughing AT her, not with her. Top this off with her giving fed-ex more artillery for their "fussin' an' a fuedin'" by driving through a red light while talking on her cell phone, and you've got a great story for the next time her skanky ass is dragged into court.
It's going to be hilarious to see her in court, trying to explain to the judge why she not only blew off 8 or 14 drug tests, but also can't be bothered to drive within the law. AGAIN. If I were the judge, I'd keep whittling down her visitations every time she breaks the law, or gets drunk, or flashes her twat, or does another of her seemingly endless dumbass things. STICK IT TO THIS WHITE TRASH TRAILER PARK SKANK!!!!!!
Britney, before you think you have the right to "demand" an apology from Maxim, read the Paris Hilton Story.
Copied and pasted (and slightly edited) from the (Paris Hilton) Hallmark statement:
"Spears has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist's pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical."
TMZ is so bent on getting a story they'd do anything - even if it meant Britney getting in a wreck with her kids! They don't give a damn about the kids and the paps are trying to cause an accident or something worse for this girl! You freaks need to back off! Lots of people have run redlights with kids in the car! God is watching you freaks mess eith this girl big time and He never sleeps and it will come back to you. BACK THE EF OFF, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!! You have your lying cocaine head Lindsey out now-- go bash her! Drive her crazy! Britney, people are praying for you and congrats on your CD.
Kayla, honey, only crazy people run red lights with their kids in the car. Only crazy people run red lights...period. Especially if they've stopped at the intersection first.
Crazy people and Old Timers (affectionately known as Snow-Heads). And the Snow-Heads can blame it on Alzheimers'.
I have two kids and I would not run a red light. I never have and never will. IF THE STUPID WHORE DIDN'T CALL THE PAPS, THEY WOULDN"T BE AROUND NEAR AS MUCH AS THEY ARE.
Do you see Julia Roberts or Sarah Jessica Parker or Reese Witherspoon parading their kids all over creation? NO, because they aer GREAT moms.
Get a clue, Kayla and get off the computer. I think it is your bedtime.
Come on Vigilante; do you in North Dakota where there's no traffic? I used to use a Mirt device just to change those fucking long red lights. Are you telling me you've never been somewhere at 3am anddidn't run a red light? Get real and be honest.
Come on Vigilante; do you live in North Dakota where there's no traffic? I used to use a Mirt device just to change those fucking long red lights. Are you telling me you've never been somewhere at 3am and didn't run a red light? Get real and be honest.
About to lose her kids she is out shopping for light fixtures, new cars while looking like crap and running red lights. Oh, and stuffing her face as usual in front of the paps which she is pretty much on a first name basis with (no friends? Call the paps! Stroke the ego any way you can!)
Drugs, booze or just downright stupidity and an unwillingness to parent the children she has? Britney has become a laughing stock.
Has Britney been living in a cave with no internet access? She needs to Google her own name some time and see what a low class piece of white trash the 4 billion residents of planet Earth think she is. If she wants to be sexy try taking a bath, getting rid of that rat's nest on your head, see a dermatologist, buy some St.John suits and learn some table manners.
I wish Vigilante would come down here to Savannah, Georgia so we could go bar hopping and she could give me womanly advice on my...boyfriend>fiance>friend>boyfriend>friend. You are the coolest!
Florida Girl, Savannah is one of my all time favouritest hauntedest places in the world! I LOVE Savannah. And I'd love to go bar hopping with you. Except that I can't guarantee we wouldn't end up in a cemetery somewhere after midnight.
Hey! We could hold your boyfriend>fiance>friend>boyfriend>friend over an open grave until he promises to do your evil bidding! Oh, wait...do they bury 'em above ground down there? I can't remember...Oh well, we'll stuff him in a crypt then.
Good times. And I'm not the coolest, you're the coolest!
Knowing how to dance just a little, has nothing to do with knowing music. Lip singing is not a talent on it’s own. Gaining weight like a pig is not attractive. Looking 10 years older than you are (smoking like a hooker) is not a marketing plan. Not writing any music is talentless. Not being able to know what key you are in with lip singing a song is brainless. Having only 1% of worthless entertainment does not mean you are a super star. Chewing gum and jumping up & down does not count as talent.
Flashing to the minute by minute of today she has craters, pimples, wrinkles, looks like she smells of sweat & B.O. with wonderful cigarette breath, yummmmmmm. She makes Donatella Versace look fuckable.
I am about 200% sure she is bipolar and in denial as the doctors lied to her out of fear she would come after them with a umbrella. She has a mean streak like a crack addict with a meth lunch.
Her mini want-a-be "comeback" fake tours are nothing short of a joke. A whole 12 minutes of her lip syncing and pumping her gyrating hips for a “paid off marketing crowd” is nothing more than a fucking joke and only Brit would think of something so stooopit. With the latest misshap of her CD skipping while it being obvious she isn’t singing shit, is the laughing stock of the entertainment industry.
She is going to get fired really soon as her puppetmasters are sick of her not listening. Like the corner hooker that keeps taking drugs and sleeps in too long and doesn’t make her pimp enough money. So the record company can only hope and pray that her unducated fans that are SO TONE-DEAF will still buy waste their money on her new CD.
The problem is most of her fans can’t read the expiration date on her non-talent CD. Ooops. Plus she is only a karoake party singer at the very best.
They refuse to believe that she is 100% manufactured pop bullshit. She's not a musician, singer, or songwriter or a performer she is an dumb entertainer, yes like a Clown who makes you laugh. That is an entertainer. When the rubber finally hits the road, which means when she FAILS and wants to die. She will not even be able to perform in Las Vegas as a has-been, WHY YOU ASK? Because she has been such a tiny and little flash in the pan no one really will CARE or give a FUCK or remember WHO she is.
A performer has to have something to offer in a way of talent. The problem with the x17online crowd (really being paid by Brit) or the Brit fans as they are called are just as stooopit as Brit is. Why you ask? First off they believe the Brit has talent. Yes I get it they too have a 3rd grade education from a hick school too. I got it now.
Lip singing is not defined as talent. Does she play the guitar? NO! Does she play the piano? NO! Does she play any instrurment (other than a cock)? NO! Therefore she is nothing to brag about or talk about or remember at all, ever.
She does not write her music or lyrics (eating cheetos while writing a list of things to buy like, softdrinks, candy, do to Del Taco, buy cheap cowboy boots does not count as writing music). She can not read music, I am not too sure if she can even read? If you asked her what legato from staccato meant in music she would answer with I DON’T LIKE Italian FOOD! Now that is dumb. I bet she can’t even spell the word m-u-s-i-c.
She does not produce her music. (smoking crack does not count as producing something). She does not even sing her music (if you can call it music) so that doesn’t count either. OMFG.
Honestly she will one day just overdose on a handful of colorful of drugs because her new CD will fail. She will never ever lose that FAT belly or belly FAT, so that will follow her where ever she goes, YES that means when she goes through the Del Taco drive through or become so fucking LAZY to dance (if you call it that) with those retarded arm moves that only a robot can do. Dancers are smooth and move like a person not like a machine with one too many quarters in it.
She is living is a fantasy world of “I have to be the greatest POP STAR of all time, I had little girls from 7 to 10 years old that all screemed at me which really did mean I had talent”. OMFG. Where are they my fans, please come back, please....it all my MGR fault and my EX and my Mom, Dad the guy next door, I did nothing wrong. I am the best POP star.
Then she will be entertaining in some low life hick town to the new grand opening of the next Walmart and that is where she should be. I do not know the word HATE but I dislike anything about Miss Hick- no talent - fat want-a-be - can’t sing - out of key and tone deaf - hillbilly - walmart girl. End of story.
49 Comments:
Leave Your CommentIts about damn time. Dear Britney, the whole world thinks you AREN'T SEXY.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 10:32:45
This is the best news of the week by far.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 10:38:49
I guess the judge couldn't just throw her in jail for that "pop star" remark. Because that's what she deserved.
By catman, on November 9, 2007 10:41:14
Throw her in jail, Catman? Damned right he could've. Maybe not in jail, but he could have tossed her ass out the door.
I'd NEVER get away with saying shit like that.
I want to work in LA.
By Vigilante, on November 9, 2007 10:47:45
Id still do her, she has that trailer park appeal.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 10:48:16
Gut hanging out, hair a mess, dirty stained clothes, constantly stuffing your pie hole.
Yeah. You are real sexy Brit you stupid bitch.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 10:56:44
she is a piece of shit throw her in jail damn skank
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 10:59:39
Still no license plates on the car!
By Tazznum1, on November 9, 2007 11:16:33
"I could be on a deserted island with Britney Spears and the remains of an unfrozen cavewoman and I'd be bringing the cavewoman fresh cut flowers and throwing her picnics." Hilarious!
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 11:18:39
I can hear her surprised, breathy little baby voice - "Thar's an unsexy list? An I'm on it?"
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 11:25:49
I wonder who Brit uses as her personal female benchmark for beauty and sexiness? Sam, her asssistant? My 5th grade lunch lady?
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 11:27:21
There are so many things to say about those pictures.... yeah test drive a fucking $200,000 mercedes while talking on the cell phone and getting not one, not two, but three cookies worth of crumbs in the car. If I saw her coming I would pour gasoline over myself, set myself on fire and then jump out of glass window like that episode of Family Guy.
God how I wish that policman following her would pull her over for something that would eventually lead to a death sentence. Maybe Santa will give me that for Christmas, please Santa, please!!
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 11:29:51
what a downfall. she used to be THE sexiest thang out there.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 12:04:31
Too bad for little TWAT-ney spears. Not only is she not cute anymore (I think it would have been HILARIOUS to see her break down crying when she found out she was on Maxim's SKANK list), but she's brain damaged. And, everyone's laughing AT her, not with her. Top this off with her giving fed-ex more artillery for their "fussin' an' a fuedin'" by driving through a red light while talking on her cell phone, and you've got a great story for the next time her skanky ass is dragged into court.
It's going to be hilarious to see her in court, trying to explain to the judge why she not only blew off 8 or 14 drug tests, but also can't be bothered to drive within the law. AGAIN. If I were the judge, I'd keep whittling down her visitations every time she breaks the law, or gets drunk, or flashes her twat, or does another of her seemingly endless dumbass things. STICK IT TO THIS WHITE TRASH TRAILER PARK SKANK!!!!!!
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 12:05:46
LOL!!!!!
I officially love you.
Ms. Lovely
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 12:23:25
I never thought she was sexy. You could tell that they always did a lot of "work" on her for her videos.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 12:25:02
Dear Britney you are not only unsexy but you are ugly and disgusting.
Yours truly,
The World
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 12:42:39
Britney, before you think you have the right to "demand" an apology from Maxim, read the Paris Hilton Story.
Copied and pasted (and slightly edited) from the (Paris Hilton) Hallmark statement:
"Spears has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist's pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical."
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 13:22:48
"It would have been really bad if she had had a breakdown inside the club in front of everyone..."
By Britney's "Friends"
So, where were these "friends" when she WAS having a breakdown in front of the entire world, shaving her head and vandalizing other people's vehicles?
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 13:34:26
Brit's got friends? That story has to be made up
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 13:55:35
TMZ is so bent on getting a story they'd do anything - even if it meant Britney getting in a wreck with her kids! They don't give a damn about the kids and the paps are trying to cause an accident or something worse for this girl! You freaks need to back off! Lots of people have run redlights with kids in the car! God is watching you freaks mess eith this girl big time and He never sleeps and it will come back to you. BACK THE EF OFF, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!! You have your lying cocaine head Lindsey out now-- go bash her! Drive her crazy! Britney, people are praying for you and congrats on your CD.
By Kayla, on November 9, 2007 13:59:33
If you or "lots of people" run red lights with kids in the car, you are an IDIOT too!
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 15:52:50
I dont like Brit, she is a slob...
Thats the first sign she has a problem..
Message to Kayla,,, BLOW ME,, only if you are cute,, and a girl..
By burntfinger, on November 9, 2007 15:53:08
Kayla, honey, only crazy people run red lights with their kids in the car. Only crazy people run red lights...period. Especially if they've stopped at the intersection first.
Crazy people and Old Timers (affectionately known as Snow-Heads). And the Snow-Heads can blame it on Alzheimers'.
Shitney ain't got no excuse.
By Vigilante, on November 9, 2007 16:46:09
Kayla, shut up.
I have two kids and I would not run a red light. I never have and never will. IF THE STUPID WHORE DIDN'T CALL THE PAPS, THEY WOULDN"T BE AROUND NEAR AS MUCH AS THEY ARE.
Do you see Julia Roberts or Sarah Jessica Parker or Reese Witherspoon parading their kids all over creation? NO, because they aer GREAT moms.
Get a clue, Kayla and get off the computer. I think it is your bedtime.
By Jessica, on November 9, 2007 17:31:46
Kayla, where do you drive normally? Let me know, because I'll be sure to look out for you at intersections when my lane's light turns green.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 17:33:28
Come on Vigilante; do you in North Dakota where there's no traffic? I used to use a Mirt device just to change those fucking long red lights. Are you telling me you've never been somewhere at 3am anddidn't run a red light? Get real and be honest.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 17:35:40
Come on Vigilante; do you live in North Dakota where there's no traffic? I used to use a Mirt device just to change those fucking long red lights. Are you telling me you've never been somewhere at 3am and didn't run a red light? Get real and be honest.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 17:35:56
It is amazing what makeup can do. I agree with the title Makeup ARTISTS. Some of these girls really are putting on their faces.
By twist, on November 9, 2007 17:40:25
I am wondering what the apology should say...
Dear Brit-
Sorry you are skanky and low dollar. The truth hurts.
By desaudia, on November 9, 2007 17:50:44
If Time Magazine doesn't make Britney the "Person of the Year", then THEY are ugly and high.
By DavidDust, on November 9, 2007 18:34:31
Honestly, I have never run a red light. And I don't live in North Dakota. Think farther North.
Mirt devices are illegal in my neck of the woods. So is pot. I don't have a Mirt because I mostly walk everywhere. Don't ask me about the pot.
And at 3am? I'm definitely walking. Or staggering. Mostly sitting.
Take your pick.
By Vigilante, on November 9, 2007 18:42:34
No, wait. I beggeth your sincere pardon. Not North, think a bit South, and a lot to your right.
No....your other right. That's right...Right.
I am...(GASP) Canadian.
Yield to me, she of the stronger dollar. All shall bow and be poorer in my wake...
(SO glad you didn't ask about the pot)
By Vigilante, on November 9, 2007 18:49:28
This is one stupid woman.
About to lose her kids she is out shopping for light fixtures, new cars while looking like crap and running red lights. Oh, and stuffing her face as usual in front of the paps which she is pretty much on a first name basis with (no friends? Call the paps! Stroke the ego any way you can!)
Drugs, booze or just downright stupidity and an unwillingness to parent the children she has? Britney has become a laughing stock.
By janey, on November 9, 2007 20:10:59
Britney. Buy a remote home in a remote country. Go AWAY!
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 20:14:46
Britney. Buy a remote home in a remote country. Go AWAY!
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 20:15:28
Eew. Just that. Eew. No more, please.
By Blah, on November 9, 2007 22:39:26
Has Britney been living in a cave with no internet access? She needs to Google her own name some time and see what a low class piece of white trash the 4 billion residents of planet Earth think she is. If she wants to be sexy try taking a bath, getting rid of that rat's nest on your head, see a dermatologist, buy some St.John suits and learn some table manners.
By She's revolting , on November 9, 2007 23:01:27
Vigilante is Canadian? Bummer.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2007 05:55:30
Does nobody find the name Commissioner Gordon funny?
By AA, on November 10, 2007 06:20:11
Vigilante, you are so fuzzy cute. I love your responses,
By chuggdog, on November 10, 2007 07:15:52
4 billion? Try 6.5, but I'm sure they all agree with you
By anonymous, on November 10, 2007 20:18:27
Aww, Chuggy! You're so sweet! I just wanna dunk you in some maple syrup and roll you in the snow. Make a little Chuggy snowcone.
Mmmm....snowcones.
Hey, Chuggy, ever thought about living in an igloo?
By Vigilante, on November 11, 2007 05:33:53
Last time I checked, the R230 only sits two people. How would she be able to carry the children and the watcher safely in this 604HP machine.
By C. baines, on November 11, 2007 09:40:08
I wish Vigilante would come down here to Savannah, Georgia so we could go bar hopping and she could give me womanly advice on my...boyfriend>fiance>friend>boyfriend>friend.
You are the coolest!
By Florida girl, on November 11, 2007 19:30:54
Florida Girl, Savannah is one of my all time favouritest hauntedest places in the world! I LOVE Savannah. And I'd love to go bar hopping with you. Except that I can't guarantee we wouldn't end up in a cemetery somewhere after midnight.
Hey! We could hold your boyfriend>fiance>friend>boyfriend>friend over an open grave until he promises to do your evil bidding! Oh, wait...do they bury 'em above ground down there? I can't remember...Oh well, we'll stuff him in a crypt then.
Good times. And I'm not the coolest, you're the coolest!
By Vigilante, on November 12, 2007 06:01:05
Knowing how to dance just a little, has nothing to do with knowing music. Lip singing is not a talent on it’s own. Gaining weight like a pig is not attractive. Looking 10 years older than you are (smoking like a hooker) is not a marketing plan. Not writing any music is talentless. Not being able to know what key you are in with lip singing a song is brainless. Having only 1% of worthless entertainment does not mean you are a super star. Chewing gum and jumping up & down does not count as talent.
Flashing to the minute by minute of today she has craters, pimples, wrinkles, looks like she smells of sweat & B.O. with wonderful cigarette breath, yummmmmmm. She makes Donatella Versace look fuckable.
I am about 200% sure she is bipolar and in denial as the doctors lied to her out of fear she would come after them with a umbrella. She has a mean streak like a crack addict with a meth lunch.
Her mini want-a-be "comeback" fake tours are nothing short of a joke. A whole 12 minutes of her lip syncing and pumping her gyrating hips for a “paid off marketing crowd” is nothing more than a fucking joke and only Brit would think of something so stooopit. With the latest misshap of her CD skipping while it being obvious she isn’t singing shit, is the laughing stock of the entertainment industry.
She is going to get fired really soon as her puppetmasters are sick of her not listening. Like the corner hooker that keeps taking drugs and sleeps in too long and doesn’t make her pimp enough money. So the record company can only hope and pray that her unducated fans that are SO TONE-DEAF will still buy waste their money on her new CD.
The problem is most of her fans can’t read the expiration date on her non-talent CD. Ooops. Plus she is only a karoake party singer at the very best.
They refuse to believe that she is 100% manufactured pop bullshit. She's not a musician, singer, or songwriter or a performer she is an dumb entertainer, yes like a Clown who makes you laugh. That is an entertainer. When the rubber finally hits the road, which means when she FAILS and wants to die. She will not even be able to perform in Las Vegas as a has-been, WHY YOU ASK? Because she has been such a tiny and little flash in the pan no one really will CARE or give a FUCK or remember WHO she is.
A performer has to have something to offer in a way of talent. The problem with the x17online crowd (really being paid by Brit) or the Brit fans as they are called are just as stooopit as Brit is. Why you ask? First off they believe the Brit has talent. Yes I get it they too have a 3rd grade education from a hick school too. I got it now.
Lip singing is not defined as talent. Does she play the guitar? NO! Does she play the piano? NO! Does she play any instrurment (other than a cock)? NO! Therefore she is nothing to brag about or talk about or remember at all, ever.
She does not write her music or lyrics (eating cheetos while writing a list of things to buy like, softdrinks, candy, do to Del Taco, buy cheap cowboy boots does not count as writing music). She can not read music, I am not too sure if she can even read? If you asked her what legato from staccato meant in music she would answer with I DON’T LIKE Italian FOOD! Now that is dumb. I bet she can’t even spell the word m-u-s-i-c.
She does not produce her music. (smoking crack does not count as producing something). She does not even sing her music (if you can call it music) so that doesn’t count either. OMFG.
Honestly she will one day just overdose on a handful of colorful of drugs because her new CD will fail. She will never ever lose that FAT belly or belly FAT, so that will follow her where ever she goes, YES that means when she goes through the Del Taco drive through or become so fucking LAZY to dance (if you call it that) with those retarded arm moves that only a robot can do. Dancers are smooth and move like a person not like a machine with one too many quarters in it.
She is living is a fantasy world of “I have to be the greatest POP STAR of all time, I had little girls from 7 to 10 years old that all screemed at me which really did mean I had talent”. OMFG. Where are they my fans, please come back, please....it all my MGR fault and my EX and my Mom, Dad the guy next door, I did nothing wrong. I am the best POP star.
Then she will be entertaining in some low life hick town to the new grand opening of the next Walmart and that is where she should be. I do not know the word HATE but I dislike anything about Miss Hick- no talent - fat want-a-be - can’t sing - out of key and tone deaf - hillbilly - walmart girl. End of story.
By Who Cares, on November 13, 2007 22:47:13
I always thought Britney was ugly when everyone else thought she was hot. She has down syndrome eyes and a linebacker neck.
By Gian, on November 14, 2007 22:00:30
Uh.... how the fuck can you miss a RANDOM drug test. If you know it's gonna happen, IT IS NOT RANDOM. Get your shit together fools.
So...we created this pop tart and now we're killing her in public. Nice job AmeriKa. Just like Anna-Nichole... see ya in Hell Brit.
By Blough Mee, on November 15, 2007 21:41:25
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