does k-fed have nothing better to do than call tabloids? jesus no one even cares about her but there is always "insider" revealing the sex rooms and trying to make her look dumb. He's the only one w/something to gain here. How come he doesn't want the other kids but he has to have custody of the two booboos. Oh right, Shar Jackson doesn't have shit.
I think Britney manages that part just fine on her own. I'm pretty sure most single cell organisms can make more informed and intelligent decisions than Shitney.
well, anon at 12:01, perhaps if Shar behaved like Unfitney...you know, abusing drugs, breast-feeding while drunk, running red lights with the kids in the car, not interacting with her kids when they're with her, flashing her coochie all the time, running around f-ing different men every week...he'd want those kids, too.
However, Shar is none of those things. she's actually a responsible and attentive mother. perhaps that's why Kfed didn't go after those children.
"I can't believe men still stick their unprotected penises inside Britney Spears"
As a man, I am both similarly disgusted and not at all surprised. I went to college....I fucked a few Britneys (without the money)--sloppy, crazy-- and got off scot free, luckily.
Why would anyone tell the world he fucked Britney Spears? Larry Flynt's admission to sexual relations with barnyard animals is less embarassing than admitting you sticking your dick in that cunt.
Anyone else notice that the first two messages are 11:00-something AM on the 26th and the one that came directly subsequent to those, according the that InTouch said, was at 2:00-something PM on the 27th?
Not that I care AT ALL about Britney, but something seems fishy here (no pun intended).
i just dont understand this world anymore....what with this, the Kardashians, Paris doin the humanitarian thing (unconvincingly), Nicole being low key and clean, and all the blogs trying to bash anyone that actually seems moralistic. youd think that they would praise the good girls, but alas...this world just makes no sense to me.
I was kind of thinking the same thing. I've heard about a lot of plastic work being done like cellulite reduction but I haven't heard about a tummy tuck. She does have a strange tummy. hmmmm
Does anyone think this whole thing is kind of weird?? I don't see how a photo of a stupid cell phone is supposed to be "proof." You can save ANY name to a phone number. For all we know, Intouch saved the number of the crackhead outside of the 711 as JR Whatshisface and paid him 20 bucks to send the text...
She may very well be pregnant, but I don't see how the cell phone proves anything.
Um, does anyone realize that I could put in my mom's number and type in Megan Fox as the name it it wouldn't make it Megan Fox? Are people that stupid to believe that just because some idiot has JR Rotem as the name on the Treo doesn't mean that it's actually him. That s**t isn't really a verifiable Caller ID.
Now, I actually DO have Megan Fox's number in my phone...and honestly, she's lying here next to me completely naked and rubbing my washboard abs while I type this comment.
Unfortunately for her though she's been eating toast and has spilled crumbs on my bed so she's gotta go...now.
OMG I LOVE THE PERSON THAT RIGHTS THESE COMMENTS ABOUT THESE CELEBRITYS..THIS HAS TO BE MY FAVORITE EVER ABOUT HER VAGINA!! HAHAHAHAHAH LOVE IT THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!
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By vaniller rice, on November 29, 2007 11:48:38
yeah coz a picture of a phone with a msg is conclusive proof the fugly bitch is having another sprog.
Tho i'm surprised that anyone would want to fuck that spotty monster, just think infectious, contagious, coke snorting media whore, hum Nice.
By i luv sexy diseases, on November 29, 2007 11:52:42
Will somebody please steal this retard's uterus so she can't have any more retard babies and abuse them?
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 11:59:29
does k-fed have nothing better to do than call tabloids? jesus no one even cares about her but there is always "insider" revealing the sex rooms and trying to make her look dumb. He's the only one w/something to gain here. How come he doesn't want the other kids but he has to have custody of the two booboos. Oh right, Shar Jackson doesn't have shit.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 12:01:32
How do you know who's phone that is?
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 12:06:47
If it's true, that was a very brave sperm.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 12:07:20
Wow.
I can't believe there are still idiots who defend Britney and blame Kevin for all this. Yes, Anon. 12.01, I'm talking to you.
By JMR, on November 29, 2007 12:16:20
Talking to people or People? Big difference. And anyone can mock a phone up.
By Tazznum1, on November 29, 2007 12:20:10
After all the shit this bitch has done ppl still defend her and call "fake" on things like this? You are fucking retards.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 12:22:11
Oh no, don't get me wrong. She's an asshat and should be put out to pasture. But at the same time...
Could be why no plastic surgery for her.
By Tazznum1, on November 29, 2007 12:24:20
"and trying to make her look dumb" - 12:01:32
I think Britney manages that part just fine on her own. I'm pretty sure most single cell organisms can make more informed and intelligent decisions than Shitney.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 12:25:44
http://www.myspace.com/jonathanrotem
Cross eyed mo fo.
By Tazznum1, on November 29, 2007 12:26:52
LOL!!! I LOVE YOU.
Ms. Lovely
By Ms. Lovely, on November 29, 2007 12:31:02
Man, if that kid doesn't come out with one eye and an arm growing out of its head I'll be amazed.
By Dr. Spock, on November 29, 2007 12:35:12
Coat hanger? or a flight of stairs....
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 12:37:14
12:01, you say no one cares about Shitney? Obviously everyone here does, as well as yourself, moron.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 12:41:41
coat hanger will do.
god damn ... wtf ...
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 12:43:16
well, anon at 12:01, perhaps if Shar behaved like Unfitney...you know, abusing drugs, breast-feeding while drunk, running red lights with the kids in the car, not interacting with her kids when they're with her, flashing her coochie all the time, running around f-ing different men every week...he'd want those kids, too.
However, Shar is none of those things. she's actually a responsible and attentive mother. perhaps that's why Kfed didn't go after those children.
By spaz, on November 29, 2007 13:11:33
"I can't believe men still stick their unprotected penises inside Britney Spears"
As a man, I am both similarly disgusted and not at all surprised. I went to college....I fucked a few Britneys (without the money)--sloppy, crazy-- and got off scot free, luckily.
Every guy has, ladies.
By Jim, on November 29, 2007 13:18:36
"fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice shame on me" Just a note her handlers should submit to her?
By Slaappy, on November 29, 2007 13:27:39
Why would anyone tell the world he fucked Britney Spears? Larry Flynt's admission to sexual relations with barnyard animals is less embarassing than admitting you sticking your dick in that cunt.
By catman, on November 29, 2007 13:38:34
JR: No clue on what she will do. She is unpredictable."
Funniest thing I've read in a long time.
Oops I did it again?
Seriously, I wonder if she even knows what causes babies.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 13:39:56
Anyone else notice that the first two messages are 11:00-something AM on the 26th and the one that came directly subsequent to those, according the that InTouch said, was at 2:00-something PM on the 27th?
Not that I care AT ALL about Britney, but something seems fishy here (no pun intended).
By Nico, on November 29, 2007 13:54:32
yes, these pictures are incontrovertible evidence that britney is pregnant. the CIA has nothing on the tabloid magazines.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 14:00:31
intouch replied to his "it's true" message the next day and he replied to them after that. how is that weird?
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 14:02:29
proof that producing life isnt a miracle
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 14:26:29
She is "unpredicatable".
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 14:45:20
I'm confused. What kind of publication (even a semi-tabloid one) uses text messages as confirmation for a STORY?
By TrayC, on November 29, 2007 15:49:22
"I can't believe men still stick their unprotected penises inside Britney Spears"
There's worse, men still stick their penises inside Paris Hilton and that skank has a confirmed case of the Herp.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 16:27:43
The Poltergeist refrence is the funniest thing I have ever read. I'm still cleaning up the pee running down my leg.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 17:18:37
i just dont understand this world anymore....what with this, the Kardashians, Paris doin the humanitarian thing (unconvincingly), Nicole being low key and clean, and all the blogs trying to bash anyone that actually seems moralistic. youd think that they would praise the good girls, but alas...this world just makes no sense to me.
By Munk, on November 29, 2007 20:33:08
Did you guys see he produced a track for Hayden Panettiere's upcoming album? God.
By lala, on November 29, 2007 22:12:29
Could be why no plastic surgery for her.
I was kind of thinking the same thing. I've heard about a lot of plastic work being done like cellulite reduction but I haven't heard about a tummy tuck. She does have a strange tummy. hmmmm
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 23:16:11
She just announced yesterday that she's not pregnant
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 23:23:33
Well JR looks like the kind of dumb ass that would squirt in some stupid bitch without thinking about the consequences. Way to go JR. Fucking idiot.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 00:00:11
Does anyone think this whole thing is kind of weird?? I don't see how a photo of a stupid cell phone is supposed to be "proof." You can save ANY name to a phone number. For all we know, Intouch saved the number of the crackhead outside of the 711 as JR Whatshisface and paid him 20 bucks to send the text...
She may very well be pregnant, but I don't see how the cell phone proves anything.
By Nancy Drew, on November 30, 2007 00:14:41
You can feed a million starving Africans, birth a dog's litter of babies (planned or not), make as many dull "reality" programs as you want.
Get peed on by a half-rate rapper & release the tape and that is pretty much what people are going to remember as your net contribution to society.
That's life!
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 02:44:17
Pregnant with what?
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 05:26:10
Um, does anyone realize that I could put in my mom's number and type in Megan Fox as the name it it wouldn't make it Megan Fox? Are people that stupid to believe that just because some idiot has JR Rotem as the name on the Treo doesn't mean that it's actually him. That s**t isn't really a verifiable Caller ID.
Now, I actually DO have Megan Fox's number in my phone...and honestly, she's lying here next to me completely naked and rubbing my washboard abs while I type this comment.
Unfortunately for her though she's been eating toast and has spilled crumbs on my bed so she's gotta go...now.
That's just how I'm livin' fellas...
By Hot Rob, on November 30, 2007 07:21:09
^ funny comments...i read this site every single day and find everyone's comments so hilarious and clever..i couldn't come up with half of this s***.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 13:55:43
Well I hope she is preggers. I hope she keeps it, and I hope it's another boy. Then she could call it something like...
Spencer Carlton Rotem. Or SC for short.
(Hot damn, I crack myself up)
By Vigilante, on December 1, 2007 09:21:15
OMG I LOVE THE PERSON THAT RIGHTS THESE COMMENTS ABOUT THESE CELEBRITYS..THIS HAS TO BE MY FAVORITE EVER ABOUT HER VAGINA!! HAHAHAHAHAH LOVE IT THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!
By Summer, on December 1, 2007 11:25:49
The last 2 times the rumors were correct, only time will tell about this one....
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 10:38:03
Yeah, proof is definitely when someone shows an image of text messages from someone who's been programmed in the address book as JR Rotem... Right.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 20:17:30
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