The woman in the front has such a priceless expression on her face! Looks like she's thinking "What the FUCK? It smells like Cheetos and ham-sweat in here! How do I roll the window down on this damned thing..."
god would she just o.d. already. why waste another $30,000+ on this worthless has-been who contributes nothing to the human race? donate some of that "rehab" (read: day spa) money to children in Africa, or hell, inner city Detroit, because i'm sure they could accomplish more in their lives than britney could ever hope to.
Don't feel bad, Zs, I'm a Superficial addict as well (although this site is infinitely wittier and most of the commenters here actually don spele liek dis).
And sorry, but Mr. Fish couldn't come up with material half as funny as the line you referenced.
Its a pity the sites wont stop covering this idiot. her 15 minutes have been over for awhile now and she needs to quietly go away. she never had any real talent in the first place and made a mint faking a singing career. she's pitiful creature and is in the throes of self destruction. I hope for her children's sake she gets her self together and take raising her children seriously. go away and raise your children out of the spotlight so they don't grow up and end up on gossip sites a joke for all the country to laugh at.
"Merry Christmas, Brit-Brit! Look, we'alls got together and done got you this new canvas sweater! Here, try it on...it's what all the cool celebrities are wearing now. Yeah the sleeves are a bit long but they wrap around in back real snug and cozy...Good, good, now these nice mens are gonna give you a ride to that new spa we've been talking about...!
Why in the hell do you need not one, but TWO babysitters, when you're right fucking there?!? And a driver? 4 adults to take care of 2 children...that's ridiculous. Take the kids away from her and be done with it.
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Is it humanly possible for her to look any greasier? Good lord does she look disgusting. I've seen homeless people that didn't look that dirty. Is she like allergic to SOAP or something? Just imagine how bad she must SMELL...ew!
Doesn't this rehab story seem to pop up every other month. I do not think she is going to rehab. I do not think she sees anything wrong with her behavior and she chooses to keep people around her who agree with her
If someone could dig up an addy to mail those items to her, I'm TOTALLY IN. But srsly, we ALL need to do it, so bitch gets like, 20,000 packages of soap and undies! She needs moar soaps, dammit! It would be epic lulz, indeed!
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Leave Your Commentshes looks like sweaty garbage.
im sick of her miserable ass all over this site.
By Sean, on November 21, 2007 11:35:53
Why doesn't somebody just kill the stupid bitch and be done with it.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 11:38:03
That picture is the grossest thing I've seen since I almost stepped in that dog's shit yesterday.
ew.
By BloodyWhore, on November 21, 2007 11:52:03
The fact that Britney's child is making the LOSER hand signal and pointing to his mother (in the first picture) is HILARIOUS!!
By TrayC, on November 21, 2007 12:06:02
'Driving Ms. Ditzy'
Paging Morgan Freeman, paging....
(I'll let someone else make the obvious Piggly Wiggly jokes..)
By joejoe, on November 21, 2007 12:12:38
What a delicate and beautiful flower our Britney is.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 12:13:09
haha TrayC, when I saw it, I thought it looked like he was pointing a gun at her head.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 12:17:58
The woman in the front has such a priceless expression on her face! Looks like she's thinking "What the FUCK? It smells like Cheetos and ham-sweat in here! How do I roll the window down on this damned thing..."
By Aromatic Jones, on November 21, 2007 12:40:03
Apparently, George Clooney feels for Britney and her "problems" with the paparazzi.
By Bradley Shitstain, on November 21, 2007 12:45:10
Funny line, Mr. Fish: "With her kids already writing Kevin Federline's house on their change of address forms ..." Hilarious!
Notice she's in the backseat with her kids and SHE'S STILL IGNORING THEM. It's all about texting for Brit, isn't it?
By Zs, on November 21, 2007 12:45:49
Oops, meant to say:
Funny line, Todd: "With her kids already writing Kevin Federline's house on their change of address forms ..." Hilarious!
Notice she's in the backseat with her kids and SHE'S STILL IGNORING THEM. It's all about texting for Brit, isn't it?
(Had a temporary blackout about where I was. Sorry. This is not the Superficial. Hanging head in shame.)
By Zs, on November 21, 2007 12:48:34
I'm so bored of her, I don't even bother reading about her...the pics are priceless though!
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 12:58:02
she needs to be COMMITTED to an insane asylum, not rehab.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 13:04:38
Egomaniac Attention-Whore Clooney can go fuck himself. Team Fabio.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 13:15:25
yawn...
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 13:57:18
god would she just o.d. already. why waste another $30,000+ on this worthless has-been who contributes nothing to the human race? donate some of that "rehab" (read: day spa) money to children in Africa, or hell, inner city Detroit, because i'm sure they could accomplish more in their lives than britney could ever hope to.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 14:30:59
love love love that banner pic.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 14:31:38
Don't feel bad, Zs, I'm a Superficial addict as well (although this site is infinitely wittier and most of the commenters here actually don spele liek dis).
And sorry, but Mr. Fish couldn't come up with material half as funny as the line you referenced.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 14:35:07
Its a pity the sites wont stop covering this idiot. her 15 minutes have been over for awhile now and she needs to quietly go away. she never had any real talent in the first place and made a mint faking a singing career. she's pitiful creature and is in the throes of self destruction. I hope for her children's sake she gets her self together and take raising her children seriously. go away and raise your children out of the spotlight so they don't grow up and end up on gossip sites a joke for all the country to laugh at.
By NubianGoddez, on November 21, 2007 14:53:56
She has such a fat ugly nose.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 15:18:58
She's SO greasy. She must want to be the pig in a "greased pig chasing" contest.
No shit. That is a real sport.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 16:01:38
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By Holden Magroin, on November 21, 2007 17:02:46
Holy Fuck, why doesn't she WASH HER FACE????
GAWD!!!
I just wanna pull her into a day spa (by the extensions, of course) and drop her ass into a bath of salicylic acid. Or bleach. Bleach might be better.
Quicklime would be best, but I'm no longer allowed to procure it. Or talk about it.
By Vigilante, on November 21, 2007 17:17:56
She needs to be locked in the retard hospital.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 22:41:03
Why in the hell do you need not one, but TWO babysitters, when you're right fucking there?!? And a driver? 4 adults to take care of 2 children...that's ridiculous. Take the kids away from her and be done with it.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2007 10:22:37
take her kids away from her for ever the bitch is to fucked up to know what the fuck is going on with her stupid fat ass
By anonymous, on November 22, 2007 11:00:17
She seems more interested in her cell phone and text messages than her two sons.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2007 17:38:39
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By mia, on November 23, 2007 04:27:20
You could not have said it better - she does not want her kids, what else does she have to do to prove it?
They need to face it and raise the children the very best they can and let her go her own way...
By anonymous, on November 24, 2007 08:37:14
Is it humanly possible for her to look any greasier? Good lord does she look disgusting. I've seen homeless people that didn't look that dirty. Is she like allergic to SOAP or something? Just imagine how bad she must SMELL...ew!
By Take a bath you pig, on November 24, 2007 10:40:02
I wish all of her "fans" would send her bars of scented anti-bacterial soap for Christmas and panties with instructions on how to use them.
By Britney fans we need your help!, on November 24, 2007 10:42:08
I think this picture must've been taken after a late night run to KFC. YUCK! What a nasty skank.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 11:24:38
Doesn't this rehab story seem to pop up every other month. I do not think she is going to rehab. I do not think she sees anything wrong with her behavior and she chooses to keep people around her who agree with her
By AnOldieButGoodie, on November 27, 2007 15:00:40
If someone could dig up an addy to mail those items to her, I'm TOTALLY IN. But srsly, we ALL need to do it, so bitch gets like, 20,000 packages of soap and undies! She needs moar soaps, dammit! It would be epic lulz, indeed!
By BabyGater, on November 27, 2007 22:45:33
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