I'm reminded of the Chris Rock quote "Yeah, I got a gut! There's some good pussy under this gut!"
Of course, he was talking about sassy fat black women and Britney Spears' pussy is about as attractive as a shotgun blast through the side of a rotting hog's carcass, but, y'know, there's definitely a parallel.
Is it just me or does she look disfigured now? I mean she used to be so hot, now she has a HUGE gunt, CANKLE leggs, nasty fat flat ass, the inner thighs are nasty, her neck is nasty arms are fat and no definition. WHat the hell happened?
The title pretty much sums it up. Wow...I think Britney still thinks she's hot. The funhouse mirror in her house must still be lying to her. What a skank.
Ok seriously, does she have NO concept of the fact that she has a gut?!?!?!?! I mean, I know people with money are delusional but DAMN!!!! Hmmmm, lemme see....yeah lemme wear something that HIGHLIGHTS my belly, yeah that's it!!!!
<barf> Seriously, you know what I thought this was at first? I thought she was wearing one of those gorilla outfits! You know, the ones with the tits and the abdomin of a gorilla? Then I looked closer and NO! It's really her! EWWWWWW! lol! give it up BRITBRIT!
That reminds me... I was drunk last night and avoiding my homework and some TV show referenced Britney. I barely heard what they said and when I realized they were talking about our favorite Louisiana train wreck I thought "Oh, it's Ol' Puddin' Tits." I'm not sure where I got "Puddin' Tits," but I giggled like a motherfucker for quite a while. Hell, I'm giggling now. I defy you not to. Go ahead, just look at that picture of her and her gunt and say out loud "Hey! Puddin' Tits is going trick-or-treating!"
Can I start an official movement here today that from now on we all have to call her Puddin' Tits? My life is pretty bleak and horrible these days, so seeing this catch on might give me the hope to stick it out to graduation.
I wonder how long it will take for the fantards to come and say brit isn't fat, that she has a right to wear this, do whatever the hell she wants, and should be exempt from any criticism because she's had two kids in less than two years...
Oh y'all I was so crazyscared I was going to have to spend Helloween with my two varmin' offspring! Thank gawd that mean judge told Kevin to keep 'em. Otherwise I'd have to tote them around in the wagon all night, knockin' on them doors. Now I get to forgit about 'em one more night and focus on my hot bod! I hope i meet someone in the bathroom who will switch outfits with me! After 'while i can't stand the stench of the crotch in my fishnets. Bye y'all!
When I first looked at the picture, I honestly thought her stomach was one big saggy boob hanging from the middle of her chest. I thought that was her costume -- the single saggy boob monster. Then I looked more closely and felt sad for her ...
hello her body is not the problem here ppl come off it. i bet all of you are sitting on your cellulite asses wishes you could look like he at her worst. p.s. i am not a fan just speakin the truth.
Actually, you know what I'm reminded of here? Does anyone else recall those fat guys who used to paint faces on their bellies, slap on a giant hat, and pretend their belly-buttons could whistle the Colonel Bogey march?
...come to think of it, they looked AND sounded better than she does.
Gawd, she is so low rent. I guess they were having a keg party at the trailer park. The design rules of: exposed chest, cover legs- or exposed legs, then cover chest is missed here. Just show everyone everything is the mantra for her. Also, I am sure her children were the LAST thing on her mind. The skanky, moronic Unfitney- a self absorbed bitch.
Candi, you should come to my place. I've made four pumpkin pies tonight.
And you're right, she needs to find a "little God". Just like Victoria Silvstedt did. Remember the little hunky euro-dude she hung out with on the beach? I wonder whatever happened to THAT guy?
To all you fat chicks Wishing someone would spend the time written on a site about you. I think she could have picked something a bit funner , BUT WHAT THE FUCK, she's still hotter than me! and I am sure you too ! N making way more money! So suck it up Bitches!
The truly horrible thought is– with the tights-under-the-leotard combo, there is no way in Hell she could use the bathroom. Dwell on that for a moment.
Alli Sims is a disgusting enabling bitch. If any of my family members went off the deep end like Britney has, I wouldn't let them out wearing shit like this and basically keeping them from becoming sane again. Doesn't she realize that if Britney got herself together she would sell more albums and make more money that Alli could mooch off of her?
Britney is a waste of human space and so is her cousin.
Alli must secretly hate her guts (especially that big fat one). How else can you explain why she would let Britney go out with that horrible costume that makes her look even fatter!
Yo! Puddin' Tits! Take a look at Heidi Klum's costume. Her body is one hundred times better than yours and she would never wear that stupid, ugly piece of crap. Even Parisite looks appropriately dressed next to you. Lord, you are one dumb fuck.
yikes. not sure what the hell she's supposed to be...............but the "tail" of her pink zebra leotard is pretty much coming out of her mid/lower back instead of her ass.. however, that's clearly the least of her 976456328732 problems
Yeah Alli must be a right bitch to let that insane Britney out like that. Would you let your retarded cousin dress however she wants? Of course not. What a low-life mooch
Yo! Puddin' Tits! Take a look at Heidi Klum's costume. Her body is one hundred times better than yours and she would never wear that stupid, ugly piece of crap.
Seriously. Heidi Klum is almost a decade older than Shitney and still looks ten times better. And 20:56:45, get the fuck out if you can't handle the truth.
I look at Britney and all I do is picture her in about 10 years when she can't take the weight off and she really a pig. Balded pussy, saggy titty, and a pancake ass to boot. What a picture.
Take that stupid cutesy shit back to Pink Is The New Blog, asshole. If we let that baby talk crap in here next thing you know we'll end up talking about "baby bumps" and breathlessly waiting for new news about LC and her troglodyte boyfriend.
I can't even explain in words how grateful I am not to look like Britney Spears. She is a disgusting fat turd that is completely detached from reality and the butthole she fell out of. wtf is wrong with you people? WHY DO YOU DEFEND HER? She is such a miserable excuse for a human being (and not just because she looks like a giant walking pile of crap).
1> I personally wouldn't be able to crawl out of bed if I couldn't see my kids, but Britney hasn't a care in this world. She's a crime against nature and hopefully she won't breed again.
2> I can think of about a dozen cuter-shaped cutouts on this costume. A round cut around a belly could not look good on anyone, much less a mother of 2. It's not rocket science. It's beyond me that this costume was ever designed, sewn, and Britney found it and decided it was a good thing.
3> The pink wig would have been better than those dirty extensions.
4> Clear from this costume is that Britney is surrounded by people that want to destroy her, which I think is just. Because noone this skanky and retarded deserves to live anywhere but a trailer park.
You see, Alli's being a paparazzo. You can tell because she's got an X-17 T-shirt and several cameras. I can't explain the ragged skirt and stockings, however. She's just Brit's cohort.
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Leave Your CommentI'm reminded of the Chris Rock quote "Yeah, I got a gut! There's some good pussy under this gut!"
Of course, he was talking about sassy fat black women and Britney Spears' pussy is about as attractive as a shotgun blast through the side of a rotting hog's carcass, but, y'know, there's definitely a parallel.
By Stan Doughope, on November 1, 2007 10:01:09
...and this makes a perfect 7 for 7 this week!
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:04:00
seriously...stop talking about this hog...
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:04:39
NICE BELLY BITCH
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:07:24
Is it just me or does she look disfigured now? I mean she used to be so hot, now she has a HUGE gunt, CANKLE leggs, nasty fat flat ass, the inner thighs are nasty, her neck is nasty arms are fat and no definition. WHat the hell happened?
By Molitor, on November 1, 2007 10:08:21
Nice way of accentuating your fat belly.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:11:16
*gack* *cough* *cough* *gack*
sorry, i just had to spit up a hairball.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:13:39
The title pretty much sums it up. Wow...I think Britney still thinks she's hot. The funhouse mirror in her house must still be lying to her. What a skank.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:15:51
i should not have looked at this during lunch
By jimmy meltrigger, on November 1, 2007 10:16:53
not attractive. not at all. yeesh.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:18:17
What the hell is she supposed to be?
By heywood jablome, on November 1, 2007 10:26:11
What exactly is she supposed to be? Other than a skank, obviously...
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:27:33
Ok seriously, does she have NO concept of the fact that she has a gut?!?!?!?! I mean, I know people with money are delusional but DAMN!!!! Hmmmm, lemme see....yeah lemme wear something that HIGHLIGHTS my belly, yeah that's it!!!!
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:29:07
Do not underestimate Briteny.
Do not underestimate her ability to find more stupid and more hideous clothing to "wear".
(My eyes! My eyes! The googles do nothing!)
By just-this-guy, on November 1, 2007 10:29:38
I didn't know "Fat" was a costume.
By Troy, on November 1, 2007 10:32:52
<barf> Seriously, you know what I thought this was at first? I thought she was wearing one of those gorilla outfits! You know, the ones with the tits and the abdomin of a gorilla? Then I looked closer and NO! It's really her! EWWWWWW! lol! give it up BRITBRIT!
By farookahli, on November 1, 2007 10:33:13
I would so fuck her navel.
By hates hollywood, on November 1, 2007 10:37:13
When asked what her costume was, Britney replied "I'm a beer gut in drag, y'all!"
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:37:23
rofl
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:40:55
what the fuck is that a gay zebra??? damn she is so stupid and fat and her cd sucks ass go away bitch
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:48:06
Question: How do you tell the difference between Britney's Halloween costumes and her everyday clothes??
Answer:Britney's Halloween costumes don't have food stains already on them from the day before.
By Holden Magroin, on November 1, 2007 10:48:38
That reminds me... I was drunk last night and avoiding my homework and some TV show referenced Britney. I barely heard what they said and when I realized they were talking about our favorite Louisiana train wreck I thought "Oh, it's Ol' Puddin' Tits." I'm not sure where I got "Puddin' Tits," but I giggled like a motherfucker for quite a while. Hell, I'm giggling now. I defy you not to. Go ahead, just look at that picture of her and her gunt and say out loud "Hey! Puddin' Tits is going trick-or-treating!"
Can I start an official movement here today that from now on we all have to call her Puddin' Tits? My life is pretty bleak and horrible these days, so seeing this catch on might give me the hope to stick it out to graduation.
By Failure, Inc., on November 1, 2007 10:51:27
Yeah. That's the perfect costume for someone with a fat gut and saggy tits. Great choice Brit.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:53:13
Jim Norton on O&A called someone that several times. Re: Puddin tits.
They also call people with brain cancer/disease puddin heads.
Quit life now.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 11:05:23
BTW, Tapioca Tits would have been funny.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 11:06:11
She sucks! I am sooo tired of this fugly ass bitch! Her album is so not going to be no.1.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 11:06:20
I wonder how long it will take for the fantards to come and say brit isn't fat, that she has a right to wear this, do whatever the hell she wants, and should be exempt from any criticism because she's had two kids in less than two years...
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 11:06:38
Puddin' Tits huh. Mmm. Yessir. I like it!
Puddin' Tits it is!
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 11:06:45
I'd still spray hot jizz all over that jiggly tummy, and rub it in like I'm putting sunscreen on her.
She's kind of nasty, but I think there's a certain sexiness to that.
By J-Bird, on November 1, 2007 11:12:49
Is that Alli Simms with her? Girl looks better every day. Its kinda like hangin out with your fat ugly friend so you look better in comparison.
Less Britney - MORE ALLI!
By that-guy-again, on November 1, 2007 11:25:17
Oh y'all I was so crazyscared I was going to have to spend Helloween with my two varmin' offspring! Thank gawd that mean judge told Kevin to keep 'em. Otherwise I'd have to tote them around in the wagon all night, knockin' on them doors. Now I get to forgit about 'em one more night and focus on my hot bod! I hope i meet someone in the bathroom who will switch outfits with me! After 'while i can't stand the stench of the crotch in my fishnets. Bye y'all!
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 11:29:22
Why is she wearing this horrible costume backwards?
What an idiot.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 11:48:31
When I first looked at the picture, I honestly thought her stomach was one big saggy boob hanging from the middle of her chest. I thought that was her costume -- the single saggy boob monster. Then I looked more closely and felt sad for her ...
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 11:55:17
there has got to be some pictures of her cousins ass somewhere... post them up!
i too fell for the gorilla suit, puddin' tit illusion.
By hates hollywood, on November 1, 2007 12:15:57
her belly button ring is crooked because she is all fat and disgusting.
she's also wearing red shoes...but I guess that is the smallest problem with her "costume"
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 12:18:50
anonymous 11:05:23
I have a functioning brain stem, so I've never listened to O&A in my life. Kindly eat a bowl of dicks.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 12:18:59
Shouldn't she be out trick r treating with the kids? Has anyone ever seen her buying the kids anything?
By More selfishness, on November 1, 2007 12:36:08
ok this is unflattering to all women, but it's so fugly on Britney
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 12:43:25
lmao at "bowl of dicks"
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 13:16:33
A+ for originality for "bowl of dicks". Way to challenge that functioning brain stem of yours.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 13:31:48
hello her body is not the problem here ppl come off it. i bet all of you are sitting on your cellulite asses wishes you could look like he at her worst. p.s. i am not a fan just speakin the truth.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 13:34:19
A zebra on meth?
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 13:53:55
That sad things is that she really does believe she looks "sexy".
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 14:08:52
Those are her regular clothes, aren't they?
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 14:30:53
She needs to go to the clinic to have that plug of dried semen and pus carved out of her navel.
By jbonz, on November 1, 2007 14:37:05
The thing is: drunk enough, I would've done her.
By Cato Kaelin, on November 1, 2007 14:39:53
Actually, you know what I'm reminded of here? Does anyone else recall those fat guys who used to paint faces on their bellies, slap on a giant hat, and pretend their belly-buttons could whistle the Colonel Bogey march?
...come to think of it, they looked AND sounded better than she does.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 15:05:02
Gawd, she is so low rent. I guess they were having a keg party at the trailer park. The design rules of: exposed chest, cover legs- or exposed legs, then cover chest is missed here. Just show everyone everything is the mantra for her. Also, I am sure her children were the LAST thing on her mind. The skanky, moronic Unfitney- a self absorbed bitch.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 15:12:00
she looks like a whore from the 70's high on meth
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 15:13:01
This is by far the best collection of comments ever. IDLYITW readers have outdone themselves this time.
Except for J-Bird; that's disgusting.
By TheBig28, on November 1, 2007 15:30:46
I can't wait for the comeback when she is in her 30's. Find a little God, maybe a guru or "normal" out of industry husband. It will be awesome.
Actually I should gain like 200 lbs., take photos and then drop it and sell a million books on my "method'
By Candi, on November 1, 2007 15:46:23
And again, SHE COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO WASH THE WEAVE! Dumbass, you were just at a drugstore the other day, buy some GODDAMNED Pantene.
By Nikki Lamb, on November 1, 2007 15:51:04
Candi, you should come to my place. I've made four pumpkin pies tonight.
And you're right, she needs to find a "little God". Just like Victoria Silvstedt did. Remember the little hunky euro-dude she hung out with on the beach? I wonder whatever happened to THAT guy?
By Vigilante, on November 1, 2007 16:07:55
To all you fat chicks
Wishing someone would spend the time written on a site about you.
I think she could have picked something a bit funner , BUT WHAT THE FUCK, she's still hotter than me! and I am sure you too ! N making way more money!
So suck it up Bitches!
By Moody, on November 1, 2007 17:04:32
The truly horrible thought is– with the tights-under-the-leotard combo, there is no way in Hell she could use the bathroom.
Dwell on that for a moment.
By Rio, on November 1, 2007 18:16:03
Alli Sims is a disgusting enabling bitch. If any of my family members went off the deep end like Britney has, I wouldn't let them out wearing shit like this and basically keeping them from becoming sane again. Doesn't she realize that if Britney got herself together she would sell more albums and make more money that Alli could mooch off of her?
Britney is a waste of human space and so is her cousin.
By Alicia, on November 1, 2007 18:23:07
Alli must secretly hate her guts (especially that big fat one). How else can you explain why she would let Britney go out with that horrible costume that makes her look even fatter!
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 18:46:57
this outfit really doesnt make sense to me. is she some kind of feline? a super(slutty)hero?
i dont get it....but id probably still do her.
....i know, but what can i say, i like psycho bitches 8D
By Munk, on November 1, 2007 20:24:44
Yo! Puddin' Tits! Take a look at Heidi Klum's costume. Her body is one hundred times better than yours and she would never wear that stupid, ugly piece of crap. Even Parisite looks appropriately dressed next to you. Lord, you are one dumb fuck.
By RaraAvis, on November 1, 2007 20:54:29
yikes. not sure what the hell she's supposed to be...............but the "tail" of her pink zebra leotard is pretty much coming out of her mid/lower back instead of her ass.. however, that's clearly the least of her 976456328732 problems
By gimme more cuz im a whore!, on November 1, 2007 20:55:44
haters
By it's britney, bitch, on November 1, 2007 20:56:45
Yeah Alli must be a right bitch to let that insane Britney out like that. Would you let your retarded cousin dress however she wants? Of course not. What a low-life mooch
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 22:04:01
Yo! Puddin' Tits! Take a look at Heidi Klum's costume. Her body is one hundred times better than yours and she would never wear that stupid, ugly piece of crap.
Seriously. Heidi Klum is almost a decade older than Shitney and still looks ten times better. And 20:56:45, get the fuck out if you can't handle the truth.
By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 00:15:28
My 8 year old son saw this picture and said; "She looks like a gorilla."
That made me laugh.
I just realized he may need therapy after seeing this mess..
By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 05:59:58
I look at Britney and all I do is picture her in about 10 years when she can't take the weight off and she really a pig. Balded pussy, saggy titty, and a pancake ass to boot. What a picture.
By lkl, on November 2, 2007 06:06:51
November 1, 2007 12:18:59, I'm sorry puddin head.
By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 06:51:18
Puddin' Tits is about as retarded as Brit Brit's costume. Idiot.
By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 07:36:28
"Brit Brit?"
Take that stupid cutesy shit back to Pink Is The New Blog, asshole. If we let that baby talk crap in here next thing you know we'll end up talking about "baby bumps" and breathlessly waiting for new news about LC and her troglodyte boyfriend.
By anomalous, on November 2, 2007 08:45:05
@13:34:19
I can't even explain in words how grateful I am not to look like Britney Spears. She is a disgusting fat turd that is completely detached from reality and the butthole she fell out of. wtf is wrong with you people? WHY DO YOU DEFEND HER? She is such a miserable excuse for a human being (and not just because she looks like a giant walking pile of crap).
By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 12:42:59
gimme gimme more
gimme more
im a whore
gimme gimme more
gimme gimme more
gimme more
im a whore
gimme gimme more
im the center of attention!..
cuz i got my ass and gut hangin out
lookin like a hot messsss
cuz u know thats what Miz Shitney's all about
soooooooooo
gimme gimme more!
gimme more
gimme more.... y'all
By BS...as in BullShit, on November 2, 2007 14:11:47
WHY can't she just be normal or unique???
WHY always slutty, cheap and tasteless??
By Larissa Antipov, on November 3, 2007 06:55:43
what the FUCK is she wearing? Seriously disturbing costume
By anonymous, on November 3, 2007 08:20:48
Various observations
1> I personally wouldn't be able to crawl out of bed if I couldn't see my kids, but Britney hasn't a care in this world. She's a crime against nature and hopefully she won't breed again.
2> I can think of about a dozen cuter-shaped cutouts on this costume. A round cut around a belly could not look good on anyone, much less a mother of 2. It's not rocket science. It's beyond me that this costume was ever designed, sewn, and Britney found it and decided it was a good thing.
3> The pink wig would have been better than those dirty extensions.
4> Clear from this costume is that Britney is surrounded by people that want to destroy her, which I think is just. Because noone this skanky and retarded deserves to live anywhere but a trailer park.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2007 07:15:43
You see, Alli's being a paparazzo. You can tell because she's got an X-17 T-shirt and several cameras. I can't explain the ragged skirt and stockings, however. She's just Brit's cohort.
By Alli Sims is a Paid Escort, on November 4, 2007 08:00:26
Poor girl, she is a mess, she really sucks!
By Gadgets, on November 5, 2007 07:27:33
What in God's name is that? And we ain't talkin about the costume.
By enGAYge, on December 17, 2007 00:37:23
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