Britney Spears Wants to Do Kim Kardashian

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  1. You guys should change the name of this blog to ihatebritneyspears.com. Fuck, that's all you ever post. It's getting lame.

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 11:47:20

  2. Those bumps on her mouth look like Herpes.

    By Under man, on November 2, 2007 11:47:56

  3. Wow Kim and Brit in the same story. That's like a harmonic convergance here, isn't it?

    By jt, on November 2, 2007 11:48:59

  4. LeBron James -- LMFAO!!! And 11:47:20 -- this no-talent piece of meat product IS an old story, but she's crashing and burning so spectacularly...

    By ken Mehlman, on November 2, 2007 11:58:58

  5. Kim Kardashian is probably the biggest fame whore walking the planet today, but I bet even Kim would rather go unnoticed than f*ck that white trash lump crap.

    By TheBig28, on November 2, 2007 12:00:10

  6. By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 11:47:20 THEN GO AWAY FUCKTARD. If you don't like it, go to your homepage with Rosie and Ellen making out. If you don't like it, don't post here. If you don't like it, don't come here, period. Britney you have some major Herpes going on from sucking to much Rosie snatch.

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 12:01:14

  7. Doesn't she have any clothes that don't have stains on them? Gross.

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 12:01:29

  8. Holy shit! She has shoes other than cowboy boots!

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 12:03:10

  9. America's pop darling? Who would still refer to her like that?

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 12:03:55

  10. Why does she have her phone on her nose?

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 12:06:21

  11. Try a mask Shitney, the phone is not cutting it, we can all see your herpes and it's nasty!

    By Shamz, on November 2, 2007 12:07:48

  12. Britney, I want to fuck this cum dumpster too! Now I can add to the list of things we have in common:

    No discernable talent
    Not caring about your kids
    Wanting to fuck Kim Kardashian

    If you become a Bears fan, we could be BFFs!!!

    By Jim, on November 2, 2007 12:07:57

  13. ^ she's trying to hide her bloody acne open sores. YUCKKKKKKKKK

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 12:08:23

  14. 11:41:20 = Britney Spears fan

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 12:09:34

  15. The only pills this bitch should pop should be tetracycline....and I know she can afford the Clinique skin care system if she doesn't want to pop the tetras. How the FUCK does she feel comfy leaving the house with those cystic acne volcanoes, knowing she's about to have 9,000 pix snapped? She must REALLY be high.
    Gimme gimme more meth, E, and coke.....so my face can just finally explode.

    By Anna Lytical, on November 2, 2007 12:21:05

  16. I just like how her friend still thinks that Britney is "America's pop darling." Delusional.

    By Digital Hit, on November 2, 2007 12:43:14

  17. I'll bet if britney dipped her cock in chocolate Kim would pounce on it like a tiger.

    By Troy, on November 2, 2007 12:43:39

  18. I thought she looked like Cameron Diaz.

    Eeek.

    By Tazznum1, on November 2, 2007 12:56:25

  19. Gee, I'd love to do her too...

    By Dakota, on November 2, 2007 12:58:37

  20. Someone really should tell her that the phone should be held up against the ear.

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 13:46:44

  21. Holloween is OVER!

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 13:48:30

  22. "Come here, Jayden and Sean, give mommy a kiss on the chin!"

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 13:52:23

  23. Wow, the meth is really taking a toll on her skin

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 14:04:47

  24. Britney wouldn't even meet Kim's standards. Which is sad, because she likes getting pissed on.

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 14:21:17

  25. "...America's pop darling..."

    ROFL. Hey twatwaffle, hate to break it to you but it's not 1998 anymore. Wake the fuck up.

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 14:36:25

  26. hey ugly skank you can't do that other skank you are not a black guy thats all she fucks ,so forget it and take care of your kids bitch stop thinking of eating twat

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 14:48:20

  27. Last pic. You can see the greasy finger tracks where she wiped her hands on her ass. Ugh.

    By jb, on November 2, 2007 15:15:57

  28. 13:46 = perfect

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 15:36:34

  29. "twatwaffle"? seriously how on earth did that pop in ur head? lmao

    By Niecy, on November 2, 2007 15:58:09

  30. twatwaffle?

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 15:58:29

  31. why doesn't she have the sence to stay home when she's on the rag and zits are popping out all over her face and body? she is truly a white-trash dumbass.

    By farookahli, on November 2, 2007 16:13:28

  32. It's funny to hear America's pop darling get so dirty."

    Really. Because nobody's seen or heard Britney get dirty.

    14:36, LOL at "its not 1998 anymore." Brilliant.

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 16:32:30

  33. "...Britney to Enterprise...C'mon Y'all, beams me up! Ah'm ready to go into space now, why can't y'all hears me?? Dangit! Why won't they answers me...?

    By Holden Magroin, on November 2, 2007 18:45:33

  34. Those zits never heal!

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 20:36:16

  35. TWATWAFFLE!!

    i'm naming my unborn son *twatwaffle*.

    By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 20:51:22

  36. So we're supposed to believe that Britley Jean ever uttered the words "a real horny beast...?"

    Yeah, right.

    If this article isn't 100% fiction, the only way that comment ever came out of her floozy-fuckled head is if it sounded more like "Gawd-DANGIT! That gurl done got a heinie on her like a mountain goat in reverse and I done hurd she got peeded on by tha li'l brudder of America's *other* most sweetest and favoritist pop startlet, BRANDY! If she's good enough to accept the offering of his ebony wang den I'm good enough to go spelunking up de hole where he done do'd his bidness! C'MERE, YOU ARMENIAN BUTT-GODDESS! I WANNA STICK MAH FIST UP IN YAH!"

    By Britley Jean Trampdashian, on November 2, 2007 20:52:59

  37. Yawn.

    By Amy, on November 2, 2007 21:15:52

  38. Why does she have her phone on her nose?

    Cleverly concealed cocaine stash!

    By anonymous, on November 3, 2007 03:09:51

  39. i like britney!

    By kazuhiro , age 40 , japan, on November 3, 2007 22:56:24

  40. Someone that really cares about that girl should fucking help her. What a train wreck. Looks like herpes all over her face. Or maybe the meth is coming out.

    By Help Britney, on November 4, 2007 07:02:02

  41. Does this mean that Britney has probably masturbated thinking about Kim Kardashian. If so how do you think Kim feels about that.

    By Jessica, on November 4, 2007 22:08:12

  42. That Lebron James line was hilarious!

    By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 08:33:05

  43. Armenians do not have such huge bodies like Kim's, cuz my family and I and all Armenians here where I live also don't..
    Kim's saying BS

    By Carole, on November 6, 2007 01:20:17

  44. Doesn't Brit have PR people to help her in the wardrobe and looks department?

    They all need to be soooo fucking fired.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 09:51:43

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