this chick seriously just blows my mind. she has millions of dollars - millions - and she lives on a diet of fast food, booze, drugs and cigarettes. she dresses like a $5 hooker from vegas and, from what i've seen, isn't aware of the existence of shampoo.
her body isn't that bad, but she isn't even trying to take care of herself. how hard is it to bathe, put on a little makeup and eat some sushi instead of a $3 cheeseburger? or even just wear a simple pair of flattering jeans and a t-shirt? hairbrush anyone?
What's totally lost in the mess we call Shitney is that she's drinking again. Any other celebrity that had been to rehab 3x, and was now drinking, would raise such a howl that it'd be a major issue on the nightly news. But, because of all the incredibly bizarre, illogical & mentally unstable behavior displayed by this white trash trailer park hick, the fact that she's boozing again isn't even a blip on the screen. Which is really sad. That's what will ultimately kill her; either drunk driving or liver damage...
damn, she has just devolved into one trailer trash ho -- with a bank account. and those lip injections have only uglified her further -- not only does she look like she has a mustache, but the creases seem more pronounced. and she's only 25!.
there was a photo of the older kid the other day -- his front teeth were grossly discolored and his face was smeared with dried food. he looked just like some low-class welfare kid. i bet there isn't one friggin kids book in either household. i feel so sorry for them.
You say that like it's a bad thing. Hopefully it will be liver damage, because if it's drunk driving, she won't go alone. The bad thing is, if it's liver damage, it will take too long.
Interesting that she chooses to wear underwear to wash her windows but can't figure out how to throw on a pair before she gets out of a car with 40 photographers waiting for the shot.
Even if they were inside out its a start people lets congratulate her for that!
I do wonder why she was doing her own windows. Maybe the help all gave up and quit her crazy ass and this was the easiest thing to do.
Lets be realistic, everything Britney does is for the media, you are telling me she did not hear a helicopter hovering over her house. She loves the attention and is so messed up in the head she needs it, it does not matter if its positive or negative attention anymore as long as someone is taking her picture and writing crap about her she is happy.
You know, if this kind of "laid-back-whiskey-sour-for-breakfast" lifestyle was the extent of her decadence I could get behind it. But this is only where it begins.
That stain to me looks like a dog piss stain. She's got that dog...what's it's name? London or some shit like that? Anyways, if they're not properly trained they'll piss right at the door when you let them out. Then at each subsequent poochie potty break they'll piss on the same spot.
Betcha that's what it is. And ewwww...she's kneeling in it!
If you just so happened to see Shitney on the street, would you have the balls to pound the shit out of her? Even after considering the obvious legal ramifications?
I think I could pull it off. The feeling of justice and the numerous high-5's I would receive I think could get me through the harsh jail time that I would encounter.
Rip, I wouldn't beat the shit out of Shitney. I'd break a nail or catch ebola, or some shit like that. Cholera, maybe.
I would, however, jump up and down and squeal like a little girl if she somehow managed to trip and fall into a woodchipper. I'll guarantee you that.
Fall down a manhole. Rollerblade into traffic (anywhere but in LA, it's hard to get killed by a parked car). Accidentally swallow a chainsaw. You know, that kind of thing.
Im sure the kids just LOVED sitting and waiting in their car seats while their neglectful mother leisurely shopped for a chandelier. No doubt she selected something totally inappropriate and tasteless. I don't understand why the monitor didn't "suggest" that children aren't dolls that can sit for long periods of time without needing some EXERCISE and fresh air!
i too was wondering about how she managed to put underwear on to lounge around in pjs and have a smoke, but can't friggin figure out how to put on a pair when she goes out.
43 Comments:
Leave Your CommentIf the reward for hating your kids is sitting around in your pj's and drinking all day, then you can call me Andrea Yates.
...Yeah, I said it.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 18:50:00
is that a huge puke stain on her doormat?
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 19:14:47
she looks like a normal person...you know what, i would volunteer to help her straighten up..oh wait, not exactly volunteer
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 19:21:36
She hasn't bathed in probably a year, but she's washing her windows. Interesting.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 19:34:26
is that a huge puke stain on her doormat?
Damn, I didn't even notice that. Yeah and it looks like she's actually kneeling in it. Fucking gross pig.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 19:36:32
what a life (of a loser)
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 19:36:33
wait ... is her underwear insideout?
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 19:37:52
On the plus side, her labia lips aren't hanging out of the cuff of her PJs. She must have them tucked up or something.
By anne nahm, on November 6, 2007 19:41:01
You know what, 19:37, I think her panties are inside out.
Way to be, Britters, way to be.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 19:55:30
She's not married anymore, and K-Fed isn't coming back to her anytime soon, so why does she STILL have a wedding ring on?
By Katie, on November 6, 2007 20:04:56
The stain on the door mat is probably the remains of one of those burning paper bags of shit that one of her fans left for her.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 20:11:12
She's so gross looking.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 20:11:55
So that's how she stays in such fabulous shape.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 20:16:55
Well the reason she's wearing her panties inside out is that when they get dirty she just turns them inside out and it's like a brand new pair.
By Trax, on November 6, 2007 20:20:56
this chick seriously just blows my mind. she has millions of dollars - millions - and she lives on a diet of fast food, booze, drugs and cigarettes. she dresses like a $5 hooker from vegas and, from what i've seen, isn't aware of the existence of shampoo.
her body isn't that bad, but she isn't even trying to take care of herself. how hard is it to bathe, put on a little makeup and eat some sushi instead of a $3 cheeseburger? or even just wear a simple pair of flattering jeans and a t-shirt? hairbrush anyone?
like really, i just don't get it.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 20:25:54
Join the club, no one "gets it". It's Britney after all.
She doesn't live in a little place we like to call reality.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 21:36:39
What's totally lost in the mess we call Shitney is that she's drinking again. Any other celebrity that had been to rehab 3x, and was now drinking, would raise such a howl that it'd be a major issue on the nightly news. But, because of all the incredibly bizarre, illogical & mentally unstable behavior displayed by this white trash trailer park hick, the fact that she's boozing again isn't even a blip on the screen. Which is really sad. That's what will ultimately kill her; either drunk driving or liver damage...
By Twat-ney is a WHORE, on November 6, 2007 22:30:07
METH
By she's on it, on November 6, 2007 22:59:00
s that a huge puke stain on her doormat?
Damn, I didn't even notice that. Yeah and it looks like she's actually kneeling in it. Fucking gross pig.
LMAO: don't think so!!! more then likely it's DOG PISS!!!! wonder what the rest of the rugs in the house looks like.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 02:56:28
Nice puke stain on the mat, maybe she should be cleaning that instead? What a piece of trash, oh God!
By LeAntionius Friedchickenson, on November 7, 2007 03:00:36
She must've been raised in a barn. She left her door open.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 06:00:51
damn, she has just devolved into one trailer trash ho -- with a bank account. and those lip injections have only uglified her further -- not only does she look like she has a mustache, but the creases seem more pronounced. and she's only 25!.
there was a photo of the older kid the other day -- his front teeth were grossly discolored and his face was smeared with dried food. he looked just like some low-class welfare kid. i bet there isn't one friggin kids book in either household. i feel so sorry for them.
what a mess.
By nona, on November 7, 2007 06:02:00
I just love that these pictures are tagged by "untouchablebritney.net" I can't wait to see what we get from "svelte&gorgeousannanicole.wtf" next week.
By Flaptastic, on November 7, 2007 06:10:26
What a life she make over 700,000 a month and does nothing all day but drive around,drink and go shopping and run over peoples feet.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 06:39:57
Hey "Twat-ney is a WHORE",
You say that like it's a bad thing. Hopefully it will be liver damage, because if it's drunk driving, she won't go alone. The bad thing is, if it's liver damage, it will take too long.
By Greedo the Dead, on November 7, 2007 06:55:37
Interesting that she chooses to wear underwear to wash her windows but can't figure out how to throw on a pair before she gets out of a car with 40 photographers waiting for the shot.
Even if they were inside out its a start people lets congratulate her for that!
I do wonder why she was doing her own windows. Maybe the help all gave up and quit her crazy ass and this was the easiest thing to do.
Lets be realistic, everything Britney does is for the media, you are telling me she did not hear a helicopter hovering over her house. She loves the attention and is so messed up in the head she needs it, it does not matter if its positive or negative attention anymore as long as someone is taking her picture and writing crap about her she is happy.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 06:58:35
Nice..
Mommy is having a breakfast cocktail, or just having a cocktail in her pajamas.
She was photographed in this "outfit" while pulling her kids in a wagon.
She must have been confused when somebody told her to stay on the wagon.
By Major-look, on November 7, 2007 07:04:13
You know, if this kind of "laid-back-whiskey-sour-for-breakfast" lifestyle was the extent of her decadence I could get behind it. But this is only where it begins.
By jbonz, on November 7, 2007 07:22:32
The pathetic thing here is that the beam replacing Shitney's head in pictures 1 and 2 actually increases her mental capacity.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 07:38:00
7:38 you made me snort. Kudos.
That stain to me looks like a dog piss stain. She's got that dog...what's it's name? London or some shit like that? Anyways, if they're not properly trained they'll piss right at the door when you let them out. Then at each subsequent poochie potty break they'll piss on the same spot.
Betcha that's what it is. And ewwww...she's kneeling in it!
By Vigilante, on November 7, 2007 08:23:30
It's alright if she's kneeling in the piss stain, that's the closest thing to a bath Shitney has seen in months.
By rip, on November 7, 2007 08:54:58
Serious question to all:
If you just so happened to see Shitney on the street, would you have the balls to pound the shit out of her? Even after considering the obvious legal ramifications?
I think I could pull it off. The feeling of justice and the numerous high-5's I would receive I think could get me through the harsh jail time that I would encounter.
By rip, on November 7, 2007 09:00:38
She looks yellow. And flabby.
Flabby and yellow.
By Muscled & tan, on November 7, 2007 09:00:54
Rip,
I'll donate to your bail money!!!!
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 10:10:18
Rip, I wouldn't beat the shit out of Shitney. I'd break a nail or catch ebola, or some shit like that. Cholera, maybe.
I would, however, jump up and down and squeal like a little girl if she somehow managed to trip and fall into a woodchipper. I'll guarantee you that.
Fall down a manhole. Rollerblade into traffic (anywhere but in LA, it's hard to get killed by a parked car). Accidentally swallow a chainsaw. You know, that kind of thing.
By Vigilante, on November 7, 2007 11:15:08
and this was at what 6:30 a.m., with the libation in hand???
By britneyislame, on November 7, 2007 11:36:22
No barking from the dog, no smog, and mama made breakfast with no hog.
I miss great samples in chill rap songs. Heck, I miss the early 90s. Bet Britters does too.
By wednesdayam, on November 7, 2007 12:52:33
Im sure the kids just LOVED sitting and waiting in their car seats while their neglectful mother leisurely shopped for a chandelier. No doubt she selected something totally inappropriate and tasteless. I don't understand why the monitor didn't "suggest" that children aren't dolls that can sit for long periods of time without needing some EXERCISE and fresh air!
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 12:57:48
Where is someone with a high-powered rifle when you need them?
By Want2snuffBS, on November 7, 2007 17:15:45
ICE CUBE REFERENCE? YOU'RE MY FAVORITE!
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 19:59:24
i too was wondering about how she managed to put underwear on to lounge around in pjs and have a smoke, but can't friggin figure out how to put on a pair when she goes out.
By Chris :), on November 7, 2007 20:41:22
sweet puke on the rug.
sweet meth face, too.
this bitch is beyond help.
By s., on November 7, 2007 21:10:11
Denial is her bread and butter meal ticket to me,
Motherhood definitely is not in her cards,
Ignorance of common sense is one thing she can proudly claim,
Taking realityland by storm-that will never be one of her awards!
(But we have to cut Brightney some slack-I'm sure shopping for chandeliers a few days ago made her a more "enlightened" person)
By Naturally Artificial, on November 7, 2007 23:54:28
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