well this news has totally shocked me to the core, i don't know how i'll cope. I was all ready to see her carrying a pillow everywhere in a few months.
goddamn it the world ain't stupid xtina course your fucking pregnant you damn hoe
Its crazy how times have change I remember Christina when she was some what crazy...BUMP that she was pretty slutty, but now it seems like shes really got her life 2gether...WHo would of thought, now its crazy shitney whos the dirty slut lol
you know, it's pretty common to lose a pregnancy in the first trimester. it just makes good sense to not "go public" with the news until it's further along, thus lessening the odds that you're going to have to publicly cope with a miscarriage while 500 photographers are flashing the shutter in your face and screaming "Christina! Christina! How does it FEEL to LOSE your BABY, Christina?!"
No amount of money is worth being a zoo creature this way.
I remember when Christina was the "crazy one", too. My, how times have changed. And I don't forsee her diving to a new low once the baby is born the way Britney has, either. Thank God she's gotten her shit together BRFORE she reproduces. Maybe everything Disney has created isn't turning to shit afterall.
I am so tired of every celebrity quote I read containing the word "amazing". Everything is "amazing" and it is way overused. Hopefully, one of these days, someone will come up with something more original and descriptive to describe what's happening in their lives. YAWN.
I used to hate Christina because she was in the same boat as Unfitney, but really I have to say I love her now. She seems to be happily and stable-y married to a man, who may not be handsome, but he's a far far cry from K-Fed. Really you have to appreciate it when some tramp Disney shat out has enough sense to stop the whoring and cokesnorting long enough to develop an adult mentality.
this Jordan Bratman guy, whats his deal? He was a dj or something? Not that Aguliera is all that hot, her money makes her hotter then she is. But back to my question, when do you think this Bratman guy blew the devil to end up with her?
He must be charming as hell, cause he looks like he always has a turd "prairie-dogging" in his pants and needs to find a crapper...Look at his mug!
this Jordan Bratman guy, whats his deal? He was a dj or something? Not that Aguliera is all that hot, her money makes her hotter then she is. But back to my question, when do you think this Bratman guy blew the devil to end up with her?
He must be charming as hell, cause he looks like he always has a turd "prairie-dogging" in his pants and needs to find a crapper...Look at his mug!
So she's pregnant with this guy's baby and (judging by the main picture on this story) he's cheating on her with Dog the bounty hunter's wife ? What a dick that guy is.
I don't get why celebrities have to announce their pregnancies. Everyone can tell they are pregnant from the gazillions of pictures documenting their progress. Why do they have to say anything? It's not like Christina was keeping it a "secret", she just didn't announce it to the world until now when she probably knows her pregnancy has no complications.
I always imagined Christina mad as hell that Brit got all the attention because she was cute(back in the day) but couldn't sing for shit, while she (Christina) has a great voice. She just doesn't have a likable personality.
This shit that she wears doesnt look much different than her day to day fashion blunders. Pregnant? No shit? I thought she just got fat. Stupid bitch, what do you think people will say when they see you balloon with weight concentrated in your tummy and titties?
and as far a pregnant chicks being hot, what a load of shit! ha!
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Leave Your Commentyou mean it isn't a pillow shoved up the dress?!
well this news has totally shocked me to the core, i don't know how i'll cope. I was all ready to see her carrying a pillow everywhere in a few months.
goddamn it the world ain't stupid xtina course your fucking pregnant you damn hoe
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 08:55:48
Makes sense to me. What girl in her right mind would want to admit that a Renaissance Fair reject knocked up?
By TheBig28, on November 5, 2007 08:59:40
I thought pregnant women were supposed to look gorgeous and glowy, i can't tell under that mask.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 09:03:36
that baby is going to be so ugly (unfortunately). they are the fugliest couple ever.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 09:22:38
^^^agree
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 09:35:20
kind of stupid to keep saying she is not preggers when her belly was so huge so are her tits
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 09:37:52
Where's the stupid commenter who always says Christina miscarried "months ago" and we should "mark" her words?
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 09:39:33
I believe she did in fact lose one and got pregnant shortly thereafter.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 09:56:52
Its crazy how times have change I remember Christina when she was some what crazy...BUMP that she was pretty slutty, but now it seems like shes really got her life 2gether...WHo would of thought, now its crazy shitney whos the dirty slut lol
By fuckmehard, on November 5, 2007 09:57:42
you know, it's pretty common to lose a pregnancy in the first trimester. it just makes good sense to not "go public" with the news until it's further along, thus lessening the odds that you're going to have to publicly cope with a miscarriage while 500 photographers are flashing the shutter in your face and screaming "Christina! Christina! How does it FEEL to LOSE your BABY, Christina?!"
No amount of money is worth being a zoo creature this way.
By Melanie, on November 5, 2007 10:04:06
Her husband's ugliness is apparently rubbing off on her.
By J-Bird, on November 5, 2007 10:19:33
Breast massage
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 10:23:48
I thought "Divine" died years ago.
By jbonz, on November 5, 2007 10:29:46
I remember when Christina was the "crazy one", too. My, how times have changed. And I don't forsee her diving to a new low once the baby is born the way Britney has, either. Thank God she's gotten her shit together BRFORE she reproduces. Maybe everything Disney has created isn't turning to shit afterall.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 10:33:15
I am so tired of every celebrity quote I read containing the word "amazing". Everything is "amazing" and it is way overused. Hopefully, one of these days, someone will come up with something more original and descriptive to describe what's happening in their lives. YAWN.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 10:38:32
I used to hate Christina because she was in the same boat as Unfitney, but really I have to say I love her now. She seems to be happily and stable-y married to a man, who may not be handsome, but he's a far far cry from K-Fed. Really you have to appreciate it when some tramp Disney shat out has enough sense to stop the whoring and cokesnorting long enough to develop an adult mentality.
Try to do that, Shitney.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 10:48:37
This girl needs to lose her makeup addiction. Clownface. Nothing against makeup but that is WAY TOO MUCH! At least she has some talent.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 12:06:43
this Jordan Bratman guy, whats his deal? He was a dj or something? Not that Aguliera is all that hot, her money makes her hotter then she is. But back to my question, when do you think this Bratman guy blew the devil to end up with her?
He must be charming as hell, cause he looks like he always has a turd "prairie-dogging" in his pants and needs to find a crapper...Look at his mug!
By M, on November 5, 2007 12:39:07
this Jordan Bratman guy, whats his deal? He was a dj or something? Not that Aguliera is all that hot, her money makes her hotter then she is. But back to my question, when do you think this Bratman guy blew the devil to end up with her?
He must be charming as hell, cause he looks like he always has a turd "prairie-dogging" in his pants and needs to find a crapper...Look at his mug!
By M, on November 5, 2007 12:39:09
So she's pregnant with this guy's baby and (judging by the main picture on this story) he's cheating on her with Dog the bounty hunter's wife ? What a dick that guy is.
By Buster Keaton's Chinaman impression, on November 5, 2007 13:11:21
I don't get why celebrities have to announce their pregnancies. Everyone can tell they are pregnant from the gazillions of pictures documenting their progress. Why do they have to say anything? It's not like Christina was keeping it a "secret", she just didn't announce it to the world until now when she probably knows her pregnancy has no complications.
By Alicia, on November 5, 2007 13:20:23
God,she looks miserable...get the bitch a soda!
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 13:25:36
How much money is worth being *married* to a zoo creature though?
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 13:42:26
10:29; Amen my brother! Took the words right out of my mouth, dead ringer for Divine, though clearly not a size queen
By x24, on November 5, 2007 14:34:02
She never denied she was pregnant. She just never talked about it. If I was in her line of work I wouldn't talk about it either.
By Prettyboy, on November 5, 2007 15:17:47
She is porbably the sexiest pregnant slut with those boobs of hers
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 15:44:34
That poor baby is gonna be unbelievably ugly. Both mommy and daddy are gross people.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 18:55:15
that baby is gonna come out orange from all that makeup
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 19:23:50
I always imagined Christina mad as hell that Brit got all the attention because she was cute(back in the day) but couldn't sing for shit, while she (Christina) has a great voice. She just doesn't have a likable personality.
By KC, on November 6, 2007 00:08:49
This shit that she wears doesnt look much different than her day to day fashion blunders. Pregnant? No shit? I thought she just got fat.
Stupid bitch, what do you think people will say when they see you balloon with weight concentrated in your tummy and titties?
and as far a pregnant chicks being hot, what a load of shit! ha!
By Just Stating the obvious, on November 6, 2007 18:34:00
does she ever stay home?
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 20:18:10
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