My God. It's all twisted meat. I can't see where things begin & end. Does one put a penis there? Or does it take small crocodiles.... I think we've discovered a new specimen of vag here, folks. Exciting times.
I dont know, but in that last pic it looks as if she is wearing pantyhose (unless her legs naturally shimmer like that) and plenty of women dont wear underwear with pantyhose--
She's wearing pantyhose. That's why it looks funny. And for the record, only dweebs wear panties with pantyhose. That said, she might want to skip the minis when this pregnant. Very hard to do anything gracefully, especially getting out of a car.
I give her a pass for this crotch shot. She isn't nearly as obvious as Britney.
She's pregnant. Her vulva is engorged. During pregnancy, vulvar varicosities can be quite painful as the labial lips become swollen and stretched from the engorged blood vessels. The labial tissue may actually swell to the size of a softball.
I'm not interested in shaming female body parts, pregnant or not, but honestly, how fucking difficult is it to wear something more discrete when you KNOW you are less mobile and coordinated getting into and out of a vehicle? Why is a mini-skirt so important that you can't just give them up for a few months so the world doesn't have to see your vag? Sidenote: On the Late Late Show,Craig Ferguson and Seth Green did hilarious impressions of Britney Spears/Hilton, etc. spreading their legs to get out of limos.
I think most of what we're seeing here is the cotton panel in the crotch of most pantyhose (because most women DON'T wear full panties with them -- and I'm sure it's hard to find maternity thongs) The reddish part around the outside of the cotton panel is probably due to pregnancy, like Carlos said.
Sidenote: On the Late Late Show,Craig Ferguson and Seth Green did hilarious impressions of Britney Spears/Hilton, etc. spreading their legs to get out of limos.
I think I'm more shocked that someone actually watches Craig Ferguson than I am by this crotch shot.
there's really no explanation for a mini-dress while pregnant, but i can tell you why she's not wearing underwear - they are uncomfortable as HELL when you're pregnant. we always swear that we'll continue wearing sexy underthings even when we're nine months along, but around month seven, we start realizing the futility in this. by the time we're nearly due, the only underwear that are remotely comfortable are big granny panties, and if i couldn't bring myself to wear them, i'm sure xtina can't do it either. i didn't wear underwear the last two months of my pregnancy, which was gross, being pregnant is uncomfortable enough without adding thongs to the mix. and granny panties are psychologically scarring.
pantyhose are of the devil, but i guess if your choice is between pantyhose or underwear, pantyhose are the lesser evil.
of course, if she were wearing a longer skirt or, better yet, pants, she wouldn't have to make the choice. she could go commando with impunity. i never wore skirts when i was pregnant, least of all during the last few months, for precisely this reason.
I love everybody trying to defend this mess with discussions of the pros and cons of pantyhose. Bitch KNOWS she's going to be photographed with Hubble telescopes every time she steps out of the house. She did this on purpose to gross everybody out.
9:23:30: Um, yeah. Actually lots of girls wear panties with nylons. Ew. Why would stockings be any different than pants, except that they're tighter and breathes less? I give her a pass on account of being preggers and possibly having vulvular... softball size. That could make panties uncomfy.
Oy vey! Do I have to schlep around those massive pussy lips when we're making love? What if there's bacteria in there? I have a very weak immune system! I hope there's no pollen in her labia, because I'm very, very allergic. Maybe I'll buy some Astelin at CVS. Is it on sale? $5.00...OY VEY! Does Astelin contain spices from the Orient? $5.00, I pay less than that for my condo in the Catskills. I'm no schmuck! Well, maybe I can rub a schtickle of antihistemine on those engorged beef folds. Maybe my dad can pay for it, he's in the movie business. Boy, I hope I don't get mugged on the subway tonight.
Females of the U.S., you girls NEED TO STOP SHAVING YOUR SNATCHES completely. Fuck! Pusssy is, like, the 8th wonder o' the world, but that completely-shaved shit just looks (what im guessing) an 11 year old's looks like. leave a strip, a triangle, just somethingf. hey, why doesnt anyone ever point out that aguilera's husband looks just like Baba Booey on howard stern????
The landing strips just look ridiculous. I'd rather see a clean shaven pussy than a strip or lightning bolt or whatever shape the hard-core sluts find fashionable.
A natural but trimmed muff in the way to go. That Disney movie girl's bush was perfect.
Ok, enough of this crap. I mean, you make more money than God and you can't afford underwear??? I know it's hard to find panties when you have a watermelon living inside you, but Jesus~~get the damn 88 cent granny-panties at Wal-Mart for Christ's sakes!! And if you want to run around without underwear anyway, make sure your puss looks somewhat human. I felt like I was watching "Mating Habits of the African Baboon" on Animal Planet seeing that.
There is no excuse for this travesty, thank god I didn't eat yet. I just had a baby 6 months ago my 4th and in the last 2 months it does get uncomfortable to wear your regular undies, that's why I bought a few pairs of cotton granny panties, the most comfortable panties ever!! if your in your house you can opt to wear no draws, but these attention whores know they are going to be photographed and still go out in mini skirts without draws. SMH at trying to look sexy at this stage, poor sense of self and self worth.
Yeah, pregnancy is uncomfortable. Yeah, clothes, bras,panties,shoes can be uncomfortable. She is wearing high heels, a minin and as some have said , PANTYHOSE!? Sorry, but knowing she is going to a Hollywood place,and will have cameras there, buy the big granny panties or wear very low cut bikini's that fall right under her belly yet the would just cover her vagina. PANTIES ARE FOR CLEANINESS, SANTIARY REASONS. Being pregnant, you really want to cover that area.
OK, one more opinion, if anyone can stand it: yes, women DO wear undies with pantyhose! I don't know anyone who doesn't. Also agree with the ladies who said just buy the damn granny panties if you're too huge to fit into regular panties. God, this generation of skanks is taking things to a new (low) level. Women somehow managed for thousands of years to wear undies when they were preg, why is it so hard for the 20-somethings to manage, all of a sudden?
That person who wrote that women don't wear underwear with pantyhose is wrong. Talk about overgeneralizing your own behavior to everyone else. Actually, if you're wearing pantyhose, it makes more sense to wear some underwear underneath it, because I think pantyhose would feel uncomfortable on a naked crotch. There is no reason for her not to be wearing underwear.
What I don't understand is why she's wearing the pantyhose, because that might be uncomfortable, but as for the underwear, she could get a nice little cotton pair and the band would fit under her belly. Furthermore, there's no reason her skirt has to be that short. Face it, the only reason she's doing this is because she's incredibly tacky.
I question the timing of this also. I don't know when these photos were taken, but I suspect that her people may have made an effort to hold this back a couple of days, because when a thing like this comes out the day before Thanksgiving it will get far less press coverage.
A pregnant woman doing a bare crotch shot. It's like the tackiest crotch shot of all in a way, because you can make all those jokes about how you can see the baby's head and all that. She's just lucky the late night comedians aren't on duty.
You think "diva" bims like Brit and Chris could have shown us their quim when it really mattered, like maybe about a decade ago when it could have led to a near fatal bout of chronic masturbation instead of leading to an urge to go out for some fajitas, extra quac.
I agree the few about, the purpose of hair on the vagina is for attraction, no one wants to look a pussy without any hair at all. There is a reason will grow hair down there and when it's shaved it makes you look like a nine year old, I wonder if that's why there are so many pervs now!!?? GROW THAT BUSH!!
XTINA next time have a pocket rocket in that pussy buzzing that way the pic will be fun and you can just giggle and turn around to show the photogs that you also have a buttplug aaawwww how sweet that would be
man shes got huge flaps! shes a fake slut there is nothin pretty about her fake blue contact lenses' fake hair extensions shes a wanna bee a try hard wanna be blonde FACE it ugly slut yr a brunnette with brown eyes reveal yr ugliness and stop hiding behind a wi and plastic fake blue eyes! and by the way yr cunt smells and yr flaps hang like dogs balls!
Most pregnant women ARE horny and that's a fact! And CA is prime grade pussy! Pregnancy just makes her hotter! I'll have to file those pics away in my "spank bank" for later! :D BDM
She has the right to do anything,why not? life is so short,so do anything you want,let them say anything they want.I dont know why she doesnt fuck in the car!
man shes got huge flaps! shes a fake slut there is nothin pretty about her fake blue contact lenses' fake hair extensions shes a wanna bee a try hard wanna be blonde FACE it ugly slut yr a brunnette with brown eyes reveal yr ugliness and stop hiding behind a wi and plastic fake blue eyes! and by the way yr cunt smells and yr flaps hang like dogs balls!
By jo, on November 23, 2007 18:29:29
Soo people with brown hair and brown eyes are automatically ugly? Wow, Hitler's alive and he has a computer.
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Leave Your CommentMy God. It's all twisted meat. I can't see where things begin & end. Does one put a penis there? Or does it take small crocodiles....
I think we've discovered a new specimen of vag here, folks. Exciting times.
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By X-Tina's Fleshy Outer Labia, on November 21, 2007 09:11:06
That's all kinds of wrong! She's preggers and shouldn't be flashing her "hoo ha" around.
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By WannaSmile, on November 21, 2007 09:17:32
Britney has a tighter snatch than this skank. I'm surprised the baby hasn't just fallen out of that festering potpourri of pastrami and mucus.
By J-Bird, on November 21, 2007 09:19:35
I don't know what puss on this chick is more scary, the one down below or the one up above.
By Sorceressss, on November 21, 2007 09:20:43
I dont know, but in that last pic it looks as if she is wearing pantyhose (unless her legs naturally shimmer like that) and plenty of women dont wear underwear with pantyhose--
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 09:22:54
Beef, it's what's for dinner.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 09:23:01
She's wearing pantyhose. That's why it looks funny. And for the record, only dweebs wear panties with pantyhose.
That said, she might want to skip the minis when this pregnant. Very hard to do anything gracefully, especially getting out of a car.
I give her a pass for this crotch shot. She isn't nearly as obvious as Britney.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 09:23:30
Nasty El Salvadoran skank.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 09:23:33
She's pregnant. Her vulva is engorged. During pregnancy, vulvar varicosities can be quite painful as the labial lips become swollen and stretched from the engorged blood vessels. The labial tissue may actually swell to the size of a softball.
By Evil Carlos, on November 21, 2007 09:25:16
Now why would she wear no panties? Trying to save money?
By catman, on November 21, 2007 09:34:03
Thank you for the imagery of labia tissue swollen to the size of a softball, Doctor Evil Carlos, on November 21, 2007 09:25:16.
I am....vaklempt.
By X-tina's Softball Sized Swollen Labbies, on November 21, 2007 09:41:14
I can't look. Is it orange and caked with make-up like the rest of her?
By coolpapa, on November 21, 2007 09:48:02
I would still do that!!Hell yeah!
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 09:54:46
LMFAO coolpapa.....
By chigger, on November 21, 2007 10:04:47
I'd hit it, and good lord her man is hideous...where did he find the lamp with the genie in it....
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 10:12:42
I'm not interested in shaming female body parts, pregnant or not, but honestly, how fucking difficult is it to wear something more discrete when you KNOW you are less mobile and coordinated getting into and out of a vehicle? Why is a mini-skirt so important that you can't just give them up for a few months so the world doesn't have to see your vag?
Sidenote: On the Late Late Show,Craig Ferguson and Seth Green did hilarious impressions of Britney Spears/Hilton, etc. spreading their legs to get out of limos.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 10:14:15
I think most of what we're seeing here is the cotton panel in the crotch of most pantyhose (because most women DON'T wear full panties with them -- and I'm sure it's hard to find maternity thongs) The reddish part around the outside of the cotton panel is probably due to pregnancy, like Carlos said.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 10:16:08
anonymous, on November 21, 2007 10:14:15
Sidenote: On the Late Late Show,Craig Ferguson and Seth Green did hilarious impressions of Britney Spears/Hilton, etc. spreading their legs to get out of limos.
I think I'm more shocked that someone actually watches Craig Ferguson than I am by this crotch shot.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 10:28:01
there's really no explanation for a mini-dress while pregnant, but i can tell you why she's not wearing underwear - they are uncomfortable as HELL when you're pregnant. we always swear that we'll continue wearing sexy underthings even when we're nine months along, but around month seven, we start realizing the futility in this. by the time we're nearly due, the only underwear that are remotely comfortable are big granny panties, and if i couldn't bring myself to wear them, i'm sure xtina can't do it either. i didn't wear underwear the last two months of my pregnancy, which was gross, being pregnant is uncomfortable enough without adding thongs to the mix. and granny panties are psychologically scarring.
pantyhose are of the devil, but i guess if your choice is between pantyhose or underwear, pantyhose are the lesser evil.
of course, if she were wearing a longer skirt or, better yet, pants, she wouldn't have to make the choice. she could go commando with impunity. i never wore skirts when i was pregnant, least of all during the last few months, for precisely this reason.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 10:34:54
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 10:50:42
what is it about getting knocked up that makes these skanks lose their fucking minds?
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 10:52:16
I love everybody trying to defend this mess with discussions of the pros and cons of pantyhose. Bitch KNOWS she's going to be photographed with Hubble telescopes every time she steps out of the house. She did this on purpose to gross everybody out.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 10:54:30
9:23:30: Um, yeah. Actually lots of girls wear panties with nylons. Ew. Why would stockings be any different than pants, except that they're tighter and breathes less? I give her a pass on account of being preggers and possibly having vulvular... softball size. That could make panties uncomfy.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 10:56:17
Now that's what I call a huge pussy!
By Pat Bateman, on November 21, 2007 10:59:55
Oy vey! Do I have to schlep around those massive pussy lips when we're making love? What if there's bacteria in there? I have a very weak immune system! I hope there's no pollen in her labia, because I'm very, very allergic. Maybe I'll buy some Astelin at CVS. Is it on sale? $5.00...OY VEY! Does Astelin contain spices from the Orient? $5.00, I pay less than that for my condo in the Catskills. I'm no schmuck! Well, maybe I can rub a schtickle of antihistemine on those engorged beef folds. Maybe my dad can pay for it, he's in the movie business. Boy, I hope I don't get mugged on the subway tonight.
By Christina's Husband, on November 21, 2007 11:12:02
"what is it about getting knocked up that makes these skanks lose their fucking minds?"
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 10:52:16
It's because their brains have been fucked out.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 11:23:20
Great. Now along with std's and all that shit I have to be on the lookout for baseball pussy. Jesus. What's next?
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 11:27:13
Jesus. Somebody buy this bitch a baseball glove and some sweat pants for Christ's sake.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 11:28:46
Maybe she'll get her husband a chin implant for Hanukkah.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 11:29:36
I shall taste like butternut squash on Friday.
By Vigilante's Anus, on November 21, 2007 11:32:40
Curse those tinted windows. CURSE THEM!
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 11:41:54
what is wrong with these scary pop star chicks???
At least Xtina has some singing talent (although overrated like all popstars) but I've lost all respect for her now. Ick!
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 13:02:47
Looks like she has panties on to me. I can't even see her labia that good.
I dunno, it's really hard ot tell because of the tinted window.
By Prettyboy, on November 21, 2007 13:03:07
Females of the U.S.,
you girls NEED TO STOP SHAVING YOUR SNATCHES completely. Fuck! Pusssy is, like, the 8th wonder o' the world, but that completely-shaved shit just looks (what im guessing) an 11 year old's looks like. leave a strip, a triangle, just somethingf. hey, why doesnt anyone ever point out that aguilera's husband looks just like Baba Booey on howard stern????
warm regards,
ANS
By Anna Nicoles Scripts, on November 21, 2007 13:07:11
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By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 13:11:31
I wonder if she'll be another chicken shit celubutard and go the "planned C section" route like all the other lazy-ass, narcissistic Hollywood Hoes...
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 13:13:31
Looks like she has panties on to me. I can't even see her labia that good.
"I dunno, it's really hard ot tell because of the tinted window."
By Prettyboy, on November 21, 2007 13:03:07
If you clean up the pic with some photo editing software her engorged vulva is very evident.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 13:16:33
"leave a strip, a triangle, just somethingf."
The landing strips just look ridiculous. I'd rather see a clean shaven pussy than a strip or lightning bolt or whatever shape the hard-core sluts find fashionable.
A natural but trimmed muff in the way to go. That Disney movie girl's bush was perfect.
By J-Bird, on November 21, 2007 13:19:13
Seriously, how did that freakin' nerd get her? And now he's ruined her with his damn chimp-cum!!!
By Cox rocker, on November 21, 2007 13:29:11
Ok, enough of this crap. I mean, you make more money than God and you can't afford underwear??? I know it's hard to find panties when you have a watermelon living inside you, but Jesus~~get the damn 88 cent granny-panties at Wal-Mart for Christ's sakes!! And if you want to run around without underwear anyway, make sure your puss looks somewhat human. I felt like I was watching "Mating Habits of the African Baboon" on Animal Planet seeing that.
By Jennifer, on November 21, 2007 13:53:02
There is no excuse for this travesty, thank god I didn't eat yet. I just had a baby 6 months ago my 4th and in the last 2 months it does get uncomfortable to wear your regular undies, that's why I bought a few pairs of cotton granny panties, the most comfortable panties ever!! if your in your house you can opt to wear no draws, but these attention whores know they are going to be photographed and still go out in mini skirts without draws. SMH at trying to look sexy at this stage, poor sense of self and self worth.
By NubianGoddez, on November 21, 2007 14:58:59
Whats wrong with you people? Didn't you even notice the horrible choice of shoes with that outfit? LOL!
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 15:48:39
Ewwwww. It's all dark and meaty.
Pregnant meat curtains are NOT cool.
By jeditemple, on November 21, 2007 16:03:03
I've really got to stop reading this site before dinner.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 16:17:58
Yeah, pregnancy is uncomfortable. Yeah, clothes, bras,panties,shoes can be uncomfortable. She is wearing high heels, a minin and as some have said , PANTYHOSE!? Sorry, but knowing she is going to a Hollywood place,and will have cameras there, buy the big granny panties or wear very low cut bikini's that fall right under her belly yet the would just cover her vagina. PANTIES ARE FOR CLEANINESS, SANTIARY REASONS. Being pregnant, you really want to cover that area.
By Robert's wife, on November 21, 2007 17:16:13
revulsion doesn't begin to describe what i'm feeling right now.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 17:32:08
c'mon people you're looking at the cotton 'gusset' of the pantyhose..
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 17:48:07
OK, one more opinion, if anyone can stand it: yes, women DO wear undies with pantyhose! I don't know anyone who doesn't. Also agree with the ladies who said just buy the damn granny panties if you're too huge to fit into regular panties. God, this generation of skanks is taking things to a new (low) level. Women somehow managed for thousands of years to wear undies when they were preg, why is it so hard for the 20-somethings to manage, all of a sudden?
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 19:42:42
That's the new BMW?
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 20:47:27
That person who wrote that women don't wear underwear with pantyhose is wrong. Talk about overgeneralizing your own behavior to everyone else. Actually, if you're wearing pantyhose, it makes more sense to wear some underwear underneath it, because I think pantyhose would feel uncomfortable on a naked crotch. There is no reason for her not to be wearing underwear.
What I don't understand is why she's wearing the pantyhose, because that might be uncomfortable, but as for the underwear, she could get a nice little cotton pair and the band would fit under her belly. Furthermore, there's no reason her skirt has to be that short. Face it, the only reason she's doing this is because she's incredibly tacky.
I question the timing of this also. I don't know when these photos were taken, but I suspect that her people may have made an effort to hold this back a couple of days, because when a thing like this comes out the day before Thanksgiving it will get far less press coverage.
A pregnant woman doing a bare crotch shot. It's like the tackiest crotch shot of all in a way, because you can make all those jokes about how you can see the baby's head and all that. She's just lucky the late night comedians aren't on duty.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 21:03:57
I don't think having sex with her HUSBAND can classify her as a slut. Just a thought.
By Danni, on November 21, 2007 21:06:28
You think "diva" bims like Brit and Chris could have shown us their quim when it really mattered, like maybe about a decade ago when it could have led to a near fatal bout of chronic masturbation instead of leading to an urge to go out for some fajitas, extra quac.
By uncledaddy, on November 21, 2007 23:57:16
I agree the few about, the purpose of hair on the vagina is for attraction, no one wants to look a pussy without any hair at all. There is a reason will grow hair down there and when it's shaved it makes you look like a nine year old, I wonder if that's why there are so many pervs now!!?? GROW THAT BUSH!!
By lkl, on November 22, 2007 08:05:01
Oh, no Christina!!! Why you do this!!!! Repeat with me: "I'm not Britney, I'm not Britney..."
By Saint Andres, on November 22, 2007 08:11:33
XTINA next time have a pocket rocket in that pussy buzzing that way the pic will be fun and you can just giggle and turn around to show the photogs that you also have a buttplug aaawwww how sweet that would be
By anonymous, on November 22, 2007 11:02:33
17:48, I'll give you a pass because you've obviously never seen a vagina, but those are pussy lips you're looking at, plain and simple.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2007 14:13:33
And once again for all the virgins on the board - skin tastes better than hair.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2007 20:29:07
it's definitely pantyhose. either way, shorty short skirts are dangerous when you know you got cameras following your every move.
By anonymous, on November 23, 2007 13:18:12
Pregnant woman are horny? Lies, damn lies...
By anonymous, on November 23, 2007 14:45:06
man shes got huge flaps! shes a fake slut there is nothin pretty about her fake blue contact lenses' fake hair extensions shes a wanna bee a try hard wanna be blonde FACE it ugly slut yr a brunnette with brown eyes reveal yr ugliness and stop hiding behind a wi and plastic fake blue eyes! and by the way yr cunt smells and yr flaps hang like dogs balls!
By jo, on November 23, 2007 18:29:29
Most pregnant women ARE horny and that's a fact!
And CA is prime grade pussy! Pregnancy just makes her hotter!
I'll have to file those pics away in my "spank bank" for later! :D
BDM
By Big Dick Magee, on November 23, 2007 20:54:40
She has the right to do anything,why not?
life is so short,so do anything you want,let them say anything they want.I dont know why she doesnt fuck in the car!
By chinese man, on November 24, 2007 01:22:53
8:05...
it's been awhile since you got laid, right?
By anonymous, on November 24, 2007 18:38:27
man shes got huge flaps! shes a fake slut there is nothin pretty about her fake blue contact lenses' fake hair extensions shes a wanna bee a try hard wanna be blonde FACE it ugly slut yr a brunnette with brown eyes reveal yr ugliness and stop hiding behind a wi and plastic fake blue eyes! and by the way yr cunt smells and yr flaps hang like dogs balls!
By jo, on November 23, 2007 18:29:29
Soo people with brown hair and brown eyes are automatically ugly? Wow, Hitler's alive and he has a computer.
P.S. A computer with smell-o-vision, apparently.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 11:07:55
Won't her son be proud when he's old enough to find this on the internet! Stupid bitch - what was she thinking?
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 11:26:43
And once again for all the virgins on the board - skin tastes better than hair.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2007 20:29:07
And neither tastes good.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 04:18:41
Generally, that depends on owner of said skin being properly acquainted with soap.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 19:24:13
Give Christina a break. She's just trying to prove that she is not a tranny. Unfortunately, I'm still not convinced.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 02:18:44
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