Yowza. She looks like Miss Bunny. Forget what I said about that British bitch being more disturbing than a Tom Rubnitz video...C.A. IS a Tom Rubnitz video!
Wait...surely this isn't the first time this has been mentioned here? It's so disgusting. I bet she has an old powder smell to her, mixed with that oily scalp smell (from the oil seeping out her pores and getting trapped on her face). And by old powder, I don't mean powder that has aged. I mean that old lady, haven't bathed/put on powder instead kinda smell. Because all that make up HAS to give off an odor.
First Jenny is talking about having sex with Heidi, and now Todd is talking about makeup. What is this site coming to?!? It's like something out of a bad Blohan movie...
Yeah, she does not rock the light baby colors. She needs to stick with the deep reds and browns. Powder pink and blue on blondes is such a terrible idea.
What Actually Happened: X-tina stole away on the middle of the night to Ferncliff Cemetery in Hartsdale NY, dug up the body of Joan Crawford, carefully lifted Joanie's head from the coffin, ripped her eyebrows off with oversized LaCrosse tweezers, placed them over her own eyebrows (Leatherface style), all the while exclaiming victoriously, "The World Is Mine".... http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/244/837/07/o_new_joan.jpg
I have seen a pic of her with no makeup, it's out there on the web, and really she doesn't look bad at all. She has a nice face and good unblemished skin so I don't get why she's wearing all that makeup unless she's trying to look more hispanic or something. She's very white without the makeup so maybe she doesn't want to be white? Christina honey, please stop wearing all that shit, it makes you look cheap. Just wear a light touch of that mineral makeup, it's all you really need.
she wears way too much. and aren't pregnant women supposed to be careful about how much makeup they wear since some of it has some chemicals that are systemic and could harm the fetus? just asking...
Why would I hate myself? I'm tall, dark, and gorgeous. also brilliant and intellectual. go ahead and hate. I love it. By Prettyboy, on November 14, 2007 14:44:32
Just described the perfect monkey. If your so brilliant, can't you learn how to use caps when starting a sentence? Prettyboy, you are the number one hated person on this ite. Go listen to your Britney cds and polish one off.
I've seen her with far less make-up and she actually looks almost attractive...why the clown look? Must be leftover from her Lady Marmalade days...still hasn't gotten over it huh?
YUCK! How could anyone find that look appealing in any way? WTF! The makeup looks like it was applied with a paint roller. Her makeup "artist" must have gone to the Tammy Faye Baker School of Cosmetology.
White is beautiful Christina, stop trying to paint yourself brown. So sick of people trying to be what they're not. If you're white wear it proudly! I'm fair skin and I love it, no tan for me.
ISBN, you are so witty! I once worked with an elderly librarian who had that old powdery smell about her. It was..odd. Old people smell.
I can't stand the bleached white blond hair..like whatserface with ugly clothing line with the obnoxious King baby she drags all around and has photographed in every magazine every week..some people just ASK to have their kids kidnapped..stupid!
At least Xtina can sing..if she would stop that black boy 90s band modulating up and down up and down...I'm getting dizzy thinking about all those notes. That "style" is OLD as it is irritating and kinda beneath someone who has a gift in their vocal chords. Christina needs to find herself and her own musical style..so far, she's a copycat stylistically. It's ok to be influenced, but seems this one completely relies on one genre and brings nothing creative or new to the table to mask the fact that she's a copycat with a big voice.
Man, those silicone boobs are weird. Let's hope she doesn't toxify her baby by nursing it. She'd do better with a natural boobed wet nurse. Is it Kosher for a silicone breasted mother to breastfeed? Because I'm pretty certain Xtina converted to Judaism, and the baby will be Jewish.
Hey white is pretty, please dish about what kind of makeup you wear. I'm so pale no American brand matches..they turn orange on me.
Anyway, let's hope Christina becomes more conservative with the getups she wears, and hope that impossibly white hair is toned down a few shades. She might not look so scary if she'd take it down a few notches. The woman is talented, but the hair makeup and horrible clothes or lack of clothing are distractions, not enhancements. Makes her seem..insecure?? About her huge voice? I cannot fathom that she thinks she actually looks good, and has the nerve to go out in public dressed the way she dresses. She doesn't need it!
Those ridiculous eyebrows. This is the perfect example of someone who's going out of their way to look like something completely different than what they are, and look worse than they normally do as a result. Christina, you DO NOT look ANYTHING like Marilyn Monroe, not ONE LITTLE BIT. The only time you looked your best was sadly when you were doing geenie in a bottle. Since then you've done just about every thing you can possibly do to make yourself look like a clown.
53 Comments:
Leave Your CommentYowza. She looks like Miss Bunny. Forget what I said about that British bitch being more disturbing than a Tom Rubnitz video...C.A. IS a Tom Rubnitz video!
By MMB, on November 14, 2007 11:27:24
she is a natural beauty, too bad she puts on so much make up
By Nell, on November 14, 2007 11:31:49
I've never seen a picture of her where she wasn't wearing tons and tons of makeup....she even goes grocery shopping wearing whore makeup!
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 11:37:46
She just can't shed those Latino roots.
Spackle on the makeup and dress like a skank...that's how it's done.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 11:49:18
Eh, I'd still rather toss her salad than get a BJ from Britney.
By TheBig28, on November 14, 2007 11:53:47
Jesus Christ.
By Tazznum1, on November 14, 2007 11:54:10
Wait...surely this isn't the first time this has been mentioned here? It's so disgusting. I bet she has an old powder smell to her, mixed with that oily scalp smell (from the oil seeping out her pores and getting trapped on her face). And by old powder, I don't mean powder that has aged. I mean that old lady, haven't bathed/put on powder instead kinda smell. Because all that make up HAS to give off an odor.
By ISBN, on November 14, 2007 11:55:06
yeah, it's gotta be scales. or fur.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 11:55:43
First Jenny is talking about having sex with Heidi, and now Todd is talking about makeup. What is this site coming to?!? It's like something out of a bad Blohan movie...
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 11:59:42
You look like sweaty garbage. You are offensive to all 5 senses.
By Peter Griffin, on November 14, 2007 12:02:50
Holy blue balls, who told her silver fucking eyebrows was sexy? She looks like jack frost carrying next months storm in her bloated pregger belly...
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 12:03:20
How could anyone possible know she is an actual beauty, 11:31?? She's never without it. And that is not a good sign...
By JMR, on November 14, 2007 12:07:58
there aint NOTHING natural about this bitch. she is as ugly as they come..i've seen it in person. it's scary.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 12:10:09
11:55, I went to college with someone who grew up with her. She said that X-tina was always teased in school for smelling like hotdogs. Seriously.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 12:21:27
Not, she wearing 20 pounds of makeup all the time, she isnt that pretty without it
By THE PUNISHER, on November 14, 2007 12:29:17
Two words:
Makeup Shotgun.
By coolpapa, on November 14, 2007 12:53:49
I like Christina but I wish she didn't put on so much fucking make up. She looks like a damn clown half the time.
By Prettyboy, on November 14, 2007 13:12:27
Yeah, she does not rock the light baby colors. She needs to stick with the deep reds and browns. Powder pink and blue on blondes is such a terrible idea.
By lil Jimmy, on November 14, 2007 13:18:28
It could be worse, she could be a self hating, half breed closet fag like "Prettyboy".
By Prettyboy's mudshark mom, on November 14, 2007 13:21:23
I read somewhere she hates her freckles and therefore falls headfirst into a pool of makeup every morning. Too bad - I like girls with freckles...
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 13:23:25
Pic #4 it looks like the baby is going to fall right out.
By Tazznum1, on November 14, 2007 13:59:50
gah, she looks so cheap in those pics.
I just want to take a washcloth to her face.
By Jesa, on November 14, 2007 14:00:34
What Actually Happened:
X-tina stole away on the middle of the night to Ferncliff Cemetery in Hartsdale NY, dug up the body of Joan Crawford, carefully lifted Joanie's head from the coffin, ripped her eyebrows off with oversized LaCrosse tweezers, placed them over her own eyebrows (Leatherface style), all the while exclaiming victoriously, "The World Is Mine"....
http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/244/837/07/o_new_joan.jpg
By Lucille Fay LeSueur , on November 14, 2007 14:06:14
I thought you weren't supposed to dye your hair while you're pregnant...
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 14:06:22
I have seen a pic of her with no makeup, it's out there on the web, and really she doesn't look bad at all. She has a nice face and good unblemished skin so I don't get why she's wearing all that makeup unless she's trying to look more hispanic or something. She's very white without the makeup so maybe she doesn't want to be white? Christina honey, please stop wearing all that shit, it makes you look cheap. Just wear a light touch of that mineral makeup, it's all you really need.
By Way too much makeup , on November 14, 2007 14:16:30
It could be worse, she could be a self hating, half breed closet fag like "Prettyboy".
By Prettyboy's mudshark mom, on November 14, 2007 13:21:23
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Why would I hate myself? I'm tall, dark, and gorgeous. also brilliant and intellectual.
go ahead and hate. I love it.
By Prettyboy, on November 14, 2007 14:44:32
Holy shit, I thought that was Kim Shitholian at first. Not a good thing, FYI.
By Prisitna Gaguilera, on November 14, 2007 15:30:02
Kick ass rack? She has implants, and they're spread way too far apart.
Lick ass rack is more like it.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 17:12:30
she wears way too much. and aren't pregnant women supposed to be careful about how much makeup they wear since some of it has some chemicals that are systemic and could harm the fetus? just asking...
By farookahli, on November 14, 2007 17:29:32
those powdered on eyebrows are so hideous..seriously..and so OBVIOUS.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 17:36:27
she is gross, all the time, not just when pregnant. This pregnant chick is ugly! ick
By Nasty Nancy, on November 14, 2007 17:41:41
Why would I hate myself? I'm tall, dark, and gorgeous. also brilliant and intellectual.
go ahead and hate. I love it.
By Prettyboy, on November 14, 2007 14:44:32
Just described the perfect monkey. If your so brilliant, can't you learn how to use caps when starting a sentence? Prettyboy, you are the number one hated person on this ite. Go listen to your Britney cds and polish one off.
Christina, ease up on the makeup sweetie!
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 18:35:31
I love her dress and necklace
By Music Lover, on November 14, 2007 18:38:54
bitch needs to stay home and percolate her child correctly.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 18:55:16
Green is the new black.
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 21:41:15
I find your lack of eyebrows disturbing...
By Darth Shaver, on November 14, 2007 21:54:20
It's obviously an imposter & she's at home soaking her feet!
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 22:02:05
I've seen her with far less make-up and she actually looks almost attractive...why the clown look? Must be leftover from her Lady Marmalade days...still hasn't gotten over it huh?
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 23:34:16
anon 18:35:31 - don't call people out on their grammar and/or sentence structure when you can't separate "your" & "you're".
I'm no prettyboy fan (ha!) but you lose valuable points when YOU look stupid, too.
By chinderwear, on November 15, 2007 04:46:03
"I am beautiful no matter what they say. Words can't bring me down"
Never have those words meant so little. The bitch looks like a 500lb tranny. Troll boy jew man ruined that body with his semitic seed.
Her only hope is that the baby is stillborn so she can concentrate on fitting back into her crotchless leather chaps.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 04:59:28
this is the best I've seen her look in a long time. Her skin is so dark its beautiful. I love women with tan skin.
By a, on November 15, 2007 05:43:47
You're right 11:27; Pickle Surprise!
That "rack" is fake too, about as useful as tits on a pig. Wait a minute...
By x24, on November 15, 2007 06:19:28
She is an ugly troll. If she was pretty she wouldn't wear that much makeup, which still doesn't fix the ugly, it just adds to it.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 07:33:40
YUCK! How could anyone find that look appealing in any way? WTF! The makeup looks like it was applied with a paint roller. Her makeup "artist" must have gone to the Tammy Faye Baker School of Cosmetology.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 11:55:26
white trash
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 15:57:52
white trash
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 15:58:40
i think she got the pregnancy mask. and you can dye your hair while pregnant, but it may not take too well.
By elaine, on November 15, 2007 17:35:32
fugtastic!
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 21:09:29
White is beautiful Christina, stop trying to paint yourself brown. So sick of people trying to be what they're not. If you're white wear it proudly! I'm fair skin and I love it, no tan for me.
By White is pretty, on November 16, 2007 03:54:44
ISBN, you are so witty! I once worked with an elderly librarian who had that old powdery smell about her. It was..odd. Old people smell.
I can't stand the bleached white blond hair..like whatserface with ugly clothing line with the obnoxious King baby she drags all around and has photographed in every magazine every week..some people just ASK to have their kids kidnapped..stupid!
At least Xtina can sing..if she would stop that black boy 90s band modulating up and down up and down...I'm getting dizzy thinking about all those notes. That "style" is OLD as it is irritating and kinda beneath someone who has a gift in their vocal chords. Christina needs to find herself and her own musical style..so far, she's a copycat stylistically. It's ok to be influenced, but seems this one completely relies on one genre and brings nothing creative or new to the table to mask the fact that she's a copycat with a big voice.
Man, those silicone boobs are weird. Let's hope she doesn't toxify her baby by nursing it. She'd do better with a natural boobed wet nurse. Is it Kosher for a silicone breasted mother to breastfeed? Because I'm pretty certain Xtina converted to Judaism, and the baby will be Jewish.
Hey white is pretty, please dish about what kind of makeup you wear. I'm so pale no American brand matches..they turn orange on me.
Anyway, let's hope Christina becomes more conservative with the getups she wears, and hope that impossibly white hair is toned down a few shades. She might not look so scary if she'd take it down a few notches. The woman is talented, but the hair makeup and horrible clothes or lack of clothing are distractions, not enhancements. Makes her seem..insecure?? About her huge voice? I cannot fathom that she thinks she actually looks good, and has the nerve to go out in public dressed the way she dresses. She doesn't need it!
By OCLC, on November 17, 2007 00:18:25
OCLC, narrow that shit down. Nobody is going to read that.
By anonymous, on November 17, 2007 11:09:15
Those ridiculous eyebrows. This is the perfect example of someone who's going out of their way to look like something completely different than what they are, and look worse than they normally do as a result. Christina, you DO NOT look ANYTHING like Marilyn Monroe, not ONE LITTLE BIT. The only time you looked your best was sadly when you were doing geenie in a bottle. Since then you've done just about every thing you can possibly do to make yourself look like a clown.
By Sadsadsad, on November 17, 2007 14:26:49
I did.
What the hell is up with her eyebrows, though...
By anonymous, on November 17, 2007 16:50:52
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