Hark, beware! From great Mexican asses come hideous Mexican farts. Maiden Mendez' cornhole is a treacherous cavern of evil, and should be avoided at all costs, let's you meet your demise via a horrid burst of abominable poisonous air. For those who consume burritos on a regular basis share plague the land with the hideous stench of the evil one. ALAS!
JLH is not a 12. That pic was from a bad angle and purposely overly upclose to make objects bigger than in reality. Even an imbecile is capable of seeing that.
14 Comments:
Leave Your CommentLMAO at Jennifer Love Hewitt telling people she's a size 2 -
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 18:26:31
Get a lot of Eva's daggers. Damn girl!
By Tony, on November 30, 2007 21:05:07
She's got some great hair.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2007 08:13:40
Um, how does she get her boobs to be so pointy? They look like rockets or something!
By iheartlasagne, on December 1, 2007 12:14:01
It's the gravitational pull of her ass - it distorts her breasts into cones.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2007 15:27:21
Eva's got a bad case of diarrhea
By just-this-guy, on December 1, 2007 17:56:14
J-Love is more like a size 12, delusional cow.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 06:39:39
Eva Mendes is overrated, sorry.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 09:46:54
Ugly man's face, but a GREAT ass!!
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 12:13:41
"J-Love is more like a size 12, delusional cow."
JLH is a short girl and has a tiny waist. There's no way she could be a 12. A 2 is possible because she's so short.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 13:56:56
"but a GREAT ass!!"
Hark, beware! From great Mexican asses come hideous Mexican farts. Maiden Mendez' cornhole is a treacherous cavern of evil, and should be avoided at all costs, let's you meet your demise via a horrid burst of abominable poisonous air. For those who consume burritos on a regular basis share plague the land with the hideous stench of the evil one. ALAS!
By Sir Lancelot, on December 3, 2007 14:11:23
JLH is not a 12. That pic was from a bad angle and purposely overly upclose to make objects bigger than in reality. Even an imbecile is capable of seeing that.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 14:32:08
I thought she was Puerto Rican or some other country. Oh well.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 14:40:06
JLH is like 3 feet tall, she's going to look larger than she is. I would buy her being a size two...
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 21:45:06
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