31 Comments:

• Oh, that is just gross. I used to like her until I read that she was using string to hold the disposable diapers onto her kids, until Britney Spears told her what the little tabs were for. These pictures just illustrate what a retard she is.

  By Kacky, on November 19, 2007 16:28:26

• Heidi WAS KIDDING you retard!!

  By anonymous, on November 19, 2007 16:31:15

• This proves my theory that NO ONE can make an ass crack look good. Not even a supermodel.

  By anonymous, on November 19, 2007 17:09:41

• What is this? Some kind of damn "fashion statement"? PLEASE, don't start giving ideas to Brit-Brit, Parasite and Blohan. Your ass is quite enough, Heidi (you silly ho).

  By anonymous, on November 19, 2007 19:22:10

• Warning: when you try to be "original" in your choice of apparel, you will most likely come out looking like a skank.

  By anonymous, on November 19, 2007 19:27:40

• Heidi's getting old in a biz populated by teens.
  <sniff-sniff> I smell DESPERATION!

  By anonymous, on November 19, 2007 20:00:07

• Mmm, I bet it smells delicious.

  By anonymous, on November 19, 2007 21:49:05

• Mmmm. Daddy like.

  By anonymous, on November 19, 2007 22:26:20

• ...until Britney Spears told her what the little tabs were for.
  
  I think Britney was thinking of ANOTHER type of tab.

  By anonymous, on November 19, 2007 22:36:24

• Sweet, I was thinking of wearing a similar outfit for my high school dance coming up. This is gonna be so awesome!

  By anonymous, on November 19, 2007 23:16:58

• Pic #1: Seal: Yeah, I'm hittin' that. Just lemme move this here velvet rope.

  By Chester Bangs, on November 19, 2007 23:48:27

• Ok, be honest. How many people when they saw this picture at first thought Seal was just some bouncer guy working the velet ropes, eh? Come on... don't be coy and PC now.

  By King Chulalonghorn, on November 20, 2007 02:22:01

• I dunno about the dress but what's that on her lip?
  Looks like she's blown a Seal?

  By StraNGeLaD, on November 20, 2007 06:09:02

• "Heidi's getting old in a biz populated by teens.
  <sniff-sniff> I smell DESPERATION!"
  ---
  Please, the woman looks like a real life-size Barbie for Christ's sake. She's not desperate for work. She's hardly on the same slippery slope as models like Kate Moss. Anyway, she's someone's mother now and she should dress more appropriately. Now before people start biting my head off about how you can still be sexy after kids, sexy doesn't equal classy, and that dress is pretty far from classy. It would've been so much better if her crack wasn't showing.

  By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 06:17:22

• lol. no. i'm not going to kiss it.

  By Herman B, on November 20, 2007 06:48:35

• I like the marks on her back from the bra she wore earlier...that's nice. also, I like that it was for a victoria's secret party, and yet, she is wearing neither a bra nor underwear....

  By MMB, on November 20, 2007 06:58:19

• "I like the marks on her back from the bra she wore earlier"
  
  that's a clear strap on her dress you idiot.

  By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 08:25:14

• 6:58 Those aren't marks from where her bra was before. That's a transparent plastic strap to keep her dress in place.
  
  I can give you the address of a good eye doctor.

  By Mister Magoo!, on November 20, 2007 08:27:21

• Seems like Seal wants to show what he screws. I wouldn't be surprised if he was a cuckold.

  By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 09:29:03

• OMG re-fucking-lax...so it's a clear strap...sorry losers i didn't study the picture! it looks like shit anyway! My God though, take it down a notch LOLOL some of you people are pathetically hostile about a damned post! Oh, and she's STILL not wearing underwear at an underwear fashion show, for the company she works for, that sells...what's that? ahh yes, UNDERWEAR!!!

  By MMB, on November 20, 2007 10:33:00

• MMB, it's medication time. Please stop taking it anally, the pills aren't meant for that.

  By Nurse Ratchet, on November 20, 2007 10:52:42

• Just because you like everything anally, daughter, doesn't mean everybody does!

  By Nurse Ratchet's Mom, on November 20, 2007 11:35:22

• I hope Klum's paying some of you with royalties or some shit...next you'll be saying Seal is hot because he's "talented" or some garbage like that.

  By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 11:37:11

• So so so so NASTY!!!!!!!!!! ewwwwwwwww

  By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 12:07:05

• Yeahhhh that's my baby right there.
  That's what I bang every single fucking night.

  By Seal is da man, on November 20, 2007 13:08:47

• That CRACK needs a SEAL. HA HA HA Seal! Get it! *ahem* ... I COULD'VE said "caulk", you know.

  By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 15:27:24

• MMB, it's medication time. Please stop taking it anally, the pills aren't meant for that.
  
  That's not what you told me earlier!

  By Vigilante's Other Anus, on November 20, 2007 16:15:33

• 9:29:03 - cuckold, hilarious. Do you know some men actually get off on that concept? Ok, well maybe it's not surprising to you but it was to me! Anyway, I think the two of them deserve each other, visually.

  By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 16:34:22

• I thought all of Heidi was beautiful butt she has proven us wrong with this view of her very ugly behind, from the top down to this flat split called a buttocks! I mean, you can see her boney ass vertebraes!! not sexy on any kind of runway!

  By Life, on November 20, 2007 17:13:09

• How old are you when you are considered cuckold?

  By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 23:32:38

• Disgusting, there are such things as a mirror and self-decency, I guess she has neither.

  By Oliver Cromwell, on November 21, 2007 03:20:48