Please if her retarded ass was so hot the Italian racer would not have dumped her ass while she was pregnant. she is overexposed and overrated. sit your simple bimbo ass down!!!
I'm sure Seal has ruined that for everyone. Her pussy is probably so wallered out from him bangin that thing that it would be useless for the average guy.
BFD, she has boobs. She's turning into a ho....first the disgusting "dress" she wore, showing her flat-assed buttcrack, and now this....she should just do a porn video and then she'll have come full circle. What is wrong with these middle-aged women suddenly turning into bimbos?
She is overexposed, and I don't just mean the dress showing off her ass crack. She needs to stay home, take care of her kids, and leave us alone for a while.
Sure, she's pretty I guess, but in such a brain-numbingly BORING way...this gets my wood up about as well as the "I'd use my position to help the hungry little children" portion of the Miss America pageant.
oh god...that video was hard to watch. it actually made me embarrassed for her. what the hell did they hope to accomplish with that shit? it sure as hell didn't make me want to watch the show...it just made me think that heidi is losing it. :(
Well everything got cancelled today on account of the snow so I didn't get to do the laser-boobie thing. Monday for sure.
And you want to give me forty bucks, 18:22? Hell, I was going to show 'em my milkshake for free...but hey....if you're willing to PAY me for it then you leave me no other option than to accept.
But it'll cost you a hundred. Canadian. And no Traveller's Checks.
She's awesome and funny. She doesn't take herself too seriously, which I love. Most of the haters are white racist fags who can't deal with the fact that she's with a black guy. Who fucking cares who she's with? She ain't fucking you anyway.
Wow, that video is one of the most embarrassing things I have ever seen in my life. What a dumb slut. Aint nothin cute or sexy about that. Annoying as fuck? YES.
Graying at 35? What planet are you from? You don't have to be 14 to be considered "hot" in the real world? People are living to be over 100 which means that 35 is young! Wake up! It's a whole new universe. Trash people for their age and one day the karma will hit you right back. you'll be "old" before you know it. The person you're hating on now will soon be YOU! Have a nice day! :)
11.51, I am older than that, so why don't you blow it out of your ass? 35 is young, what is this supposed to be, a bad joke? There is also no such thing as karma you silly hippie, unless your name is Earl.
I like to see 20 year-old hotties strutting around in bikinis or their underwear, not women living in their fourth decade.
You are an ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood, courtesy of Bret Easton Ellis. Happy?
Hey 22:53:33, are you retarded? Have you noticed that EVERY SINGLE OUTFIT that EVERY other model is wearing is for flaunt instead of function? Learn to victoria's secret, you joker.
14:58:36, ummm, you have serious anger management issues. Please seek therapy! Forget the word "karma" it is just a word. The point is that what you put out comes back to you. You will soon learn. BTW, my comment was to "Pat Bateman". I can only imagine what YOU look like. (shudder)
It's such a bummer and it's too bad that women reach their expiration date at 30 years old. Oh well, that just means it's time to upgrade and trade them in for a much hotter 19 year old. At 19, everything is tight & firm and nothing is sagging & pointing south.
11:17:42, You are so right! Britney Spears and Scary Agulera are SO MUCH HOTTER than Heidi Klum at 35! LMAO! Those youngsters are just so perky! Where can I get one?
Jesus, she has become so incredibly annoying. I used to like her, but she's playing up the stupid bimbo thing too much. What made her change so suddenly? I guess she's just an attention whore at heart like the the rest of 'em.
Ok, this VS commercial was stupid, but she's getting paid plenty of money to grab her own tits and act like an ass. I'd hardly base my judgment on her intelligence, promiscuity or current status of her vagina based on a 30 sec commercial... fucking idiots...
the fuck? i'm pretty sure she didn't just wake up one day and go "oh i think i'll shoot my own video where i do stupid stuff and then leak it onto the internet." don't you think the vc angels are a big more controlled than that? don't you think that maybe it's all about marketing? don't you think that maybe someone told her to do that? don't you think maybe she's not stupid but just doing what some director is telling her to?
A stupid video like this one isn't going to make any woman want to buy more bras and panties from Victoria's Secret - I think it will have the opposite effect. Even if Heidi's not stupid this video sure made her look that way. It's pretty obvious that the video was written and produced by a man for men.
It must be nice to be a man...I'm a woman and I've never, never heard women talk about men like they're just disposable bodies for male enjoyment. It's a hopeful message to send to young girls-enjoy your looks while they last.
13:38:32, Nice women you know. Don't think so. Few women are after a man solely for his bank account. Most women (like most men) want a partner with a stable income. Unless you hang out in strip clubs and pray to the silicone "goddess", women really DON'T want a man for his money and really DON'T talk about men in such a hateful way. Why do so many men (not all) hate women so much? Sad.
21:00, Come on, I'm sure men want to date a woman with zero income. Yes, solely is what I meant. Few men want a woman solely for her bank account too. I'm sure you want a homeless woman who looks like crap cuz she doesn't have money for decent clothes or to take care of herself. Hmmmmm???? Can you respond honestly to that? It's not all "natural" beauty that you're after, now is it? All that silicone you like costs big bucks and no flat broke chick could produce that. Can they?
Britney Spears is a perfect example. She has below average looks but men drool over her because of one reason: MONEY. Don't kid yourself on that one. If she had no money, she would be even uglier than she already is and noone would give a rats patoot about her. (Whatever a patoot is...)
The point is that most people want a partner with a stable income. That is a lot different than wanting someone who is rich only for their mooney. To try to demonize women as gold diggers for wanting a stable person is ridiculous. That mysogany probably comes from a messy divorce, an abusive father role model or some other childhood distrubance. Most women are nice people so quit projecting your venomous ways onto them.
85 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI usually like Heidi Klum. She is so sweet and beautiful, but ummmm, YUCK! She sounds so dumb! One mistake is forgivable.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 15:33:47
Please if her retarded ass was so hot the Italian racer would not have dumped her ass while she was pregnant. she is overexposed and overrated. sit your simple bimbo ass down!!!
By NubianGoddez, on November 21, 2007 15:45:57
Ummm, if by "scurvy" you mean "something else" you might have a point. Scurvy is a vitamin deficiency, not a disease.
By Snarky, on November 21, 2007 15:46:01
15:46 needs to recognize sarcasm and get a fucking sense of humor. gtfo and stfu
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 15:48:50
LMAO @ Snarky's stupid ass. That joke flew right over your snarky head.
By "snarky" is a stupid word, on November 21, 2007 15:52:15
So she's a scurvy dog. I'd still fuck it.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 15:57:22
Too bad Seal gets to fondle them every night. That makes them damaged goods in my book.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 15:58:31
Scurvy is a disease caused by a vitamin deficiency.
By Splitting Hairs Is Teh Ghey, on November 21, 2007 16:11:16
I'm sure Seal has ruined that for everyone. Her pussy is probably so wallered out from him bangin that thing that it would be useless for the average guy.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 16:12:55
MUD SHARK?
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 16:19:04
"Teh ghey"? Are we back in 2003?
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 17:11:39
I'm so totally going to imitate that clip at work tomorrow.
By Vigilante, on November 21, 2007 17:23:16
I bet the cameraman was relieved to find that her cups were loaded with blanks.
By TrayC, on November 21, 2007 17:45:27
Good on ya, Vig!
By Vigilante's Wee Left Breastie, on November 21, 2007 17:51:51
Yeah, good on ya! We could use a little action!
By Vigilante's Slightly Larger Right Breastie, on November 21, 2007 17:52:01
What the hell is this "mud shark" shit I keep seeing on here these days? Is that some new racist slang for interracial couples?
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 17:52:52
What the hell is this "mud shark" shit I keep seeing on here these days? Is that some new racist slang for interracial couples?
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 17:52:53
A little action???
I thought you guys were still mad at me for that nipple-chain-caught-in-the-zipper incident?
Have at it, you say?
Well all righty, then.
By Vigilante, on November 21, 2007 18:01:38
Vigilante ...
... I'd pay to see you do that in front of a judge
... seriously ... 40 bucks?
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 18:22:14
I think I'm cute...
I know I'm sexy.
I got the looks, that drives a girl wild.
I got the moves, that keep em movin'
I send chills.........Up and Down That spine
I'm just a sexy boy.......
By Prettyboy, on November 21, 2007 18:37:52
^ Gayest thing I've read all day.
By that was really gay, on November 21, 2007 18:39:02
^ Gayest thing I've read all day.
Try picturing it playing in the background as the guy from Silence of the Lambs does a tucked-up-penis dance in front of a mirror...
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 18:55:54
BFD, she has boobs. She's turning into a ho....first the disgusting "dress" she wore, showing her flat-assed buttcrack, and now this....she should just do a porn video and then she'll have come full circle. What is wrong with these middle-aged women suddenly turning into bimbos?
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 19:49:22
She is overexposed, and I don't just mean the dress showing off her ass crack. She needs to stay home, take care of her kids, and leave us alone for a while.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 21:04:59
3 kids and a body like that? I...Hate...Her....
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 21:58:19
The perfect woman. All boobs and dumb as a post.
By Kacky, on November 21, 2007 22:08:31
That fugly-ass cat eye bra she's wearing would get laughed off "Project Runway".
I wanna shine a flashlight in one ear to watch the beam of light come out the other ear.
By Hyperbole, on November 21, 2007 22:53:33
I think they're all overrated. I'd kill for any of their bodies but i don't think any of them are all that pretty except miranda kerr..
By anonymous, on November 22, 2007 07:48:09
I love Heidi, after this video i love so much!
By Saint Andres, on November 22, 2007 08:10:28
Sure, she's pretty I guess, but in such a brain-numbingly BORING way...this gets my wood up about as well as the "I'd use my position to help the hungry little children" portion of the Miss America pageant.
By jbonz, on November 22, 2007 08:30:18
she is just disgusting and stupid ,a huge shame to her BARBARIAN race damn whore
By heidi smells, on November 22, 2007 10:54:17
oh god...that video was hard to watch. it actually made me embarrassed for her. what the hell did they hope to accomplish with that shit? it sure as hell didn't make me want to watch the show...it just made me think that heidi is losing it. :(
By anonymous, on November 22, 2007 11:01:40
Well everything got cancelled today on account of the snow so I didn't get to do the laser-boobie thing. Monday for sure.
And you want to give me forty bucks, 18:22? Hell, I was going to show 'em my milkshake for free...but hey....if you're willing to PAY me for it then you leave me no other option than to accept.
But it'll cost you a hundred. Canadian. And no Traveller's Checks.
By Vigilante, on November 22, 2007 15:00:49
She is beautiful!!! and SMART!!! and SEAL hhhmmmm you are so sexy!!!
By anonymous, on November 22, 2007 15:02:42
I miss Stephanie Seymour:(
By anonymous, on November 22, 2007 19:59:58
...a huge shame to her BARBARIAN race...
My dwarven cleric casts Cone of ShutTheFuckUp on the half-orc Fat Girl!
Victory!
By A Geek Is Never Lonely With A Strong Right Hand, on November 22, 2007 22:54:14
to do something like this...you have to be anything but a bimbo! heidi rocks!
By anonymous, on November 23, 2007 01:32:44
I love her
By anonymous, on November 23, 2007 01:44:34
jbonz,
I think that might be a sign that you are gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
By anonymous, on November 23, 2007 07:41:21
She's awesome and funny. She doesn't take herself too seriously, which I love. Most of the haters are white racist fags who can't deal with the fact that she's with a black guy. Who fucking cares who she's with? She ain't fucking you anyway.
By Pud Studanski, on November 23, 2007 09:24:09
Why is graying mother of two on the same runway as Alessandra Ambrosio? It is an insult to this Brazilian beauty!
By Pat Bateman, on November 23, 2007 10:01:01
Yo, Pud Studanski, respecta my nigga! I feel youz!
By LeAntionius Friedchickenson, on November 23, 2007 10:02:36
Wow, that video is one of the most embarrassing things I have ever seen in my life. What a dumb slut. Aint nothin cute or sexy about that. Annoying as fuck? YES.
By anonymous, on November 23, 2007 11:33:47
Graying at 35? What planet are you from? You don't have to be 14 to be considered "hot" in the real world? People are living to be over 100 which means that 35 is young! Wake up! It's a whole new universe. Trash people for their age and one day the karma will hit you right back. you'll be "old" before you know it. The person you're hating on now will soon be YOU! Have a nice day! :)
By anonymous, on November 23, 2007 11:51:11
11.51, I am older than that, so why don't you blow it out of your ass? 35 is young, what is this supposed to be, a bad joke? There is also no such thing as karma you silly hippie, unless your name is Earl.
I like to see 20 year-old hotties strutting around in bikinis or their underwear, not women living in their fourth decade.
You are an ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood, courtesy of Bret Easton Ellis. Happy?
By Pat Bateman, on November 23, 2007 14:58:36
But it'll cost you a hundred. Canadian. And no Traveller's Checks.
Don't do it! She pads us out with spare Canadian Tire money!
By Vigilante's Wee Left Breastie, on November 23, 2007 18:47:36
She really does!
By Vigilante's Slightly Larger Right Breastie, on November 23, 2007 18:47:45
GOD she looks so good for having those kids. Shitney needs to get some tips from her.
Actually no, keep that nasty bitch away from this princess.
By anonymous, on November 23, 2007 22:21:54
Hey 22:53:33, are you retarded? Have you noticed that EVERY SINGLE OUTFIT that EVERY other model is wearing is for flaunt instead of function? Learn to victoria's secret, you joker.
By anonymous, on November 23, 2007 22:24:18
pat bateman are u italian?that's a nickname i know
By anonymous, on November 24, 2007 02:42:57
anyway,you need a doctor.a good one
By anonymous, on November 24, 2007 02:44:22
The title for the article is spot on -- she does have great knockers!
By Iron Mike, on November 24, 2007 10:13:36
14:58:36, ummm, you have serious anger management issues. Please seek therapy! Forget the word "karma" it is just a word. The point is that what you put out comes back to you. You will soon learn. BTW, my comment was to "Pat Bateman". I can only imagine what YOU look like. (shudder)
By anonymous, on November 24, 2007 10:48:11
14:58:36, BTW, Heidi Klum, the "old woman" looks better than you EVER will. You hot lil infant! lol
By anonymous, on November 24, 2007 10:50:07
Karma isn't a hippy term. What ignorance. Get a college education.
By anonymous, on November 24, 2007 10:51:20
It's such a bummer and it's too bad that women reach their expiration date at 30 years old. Oh well, that just means it's time to upgrade and trade them in for a much hotter 19 year old. At 19, everything is tight & firm and nothing is sagging & pointing south.
By anonymous, on November 24, 2007 11:17:42
11:17:42, You are so right! Britney Spears and Scary Agulera are SO MUCH HOTTER than Heidi Klum at 35! LMAO! Those youngsters are just so perky! Where can I get one?
By anonymous, on November 24, 2007 12:32:18
In an interview she mentions how she was so impressed with Seal's package. Now that's pretty straight up -no pencil dicks for her! sorry losers!
By anonymous, on November 25, 2007 01:27:24
Jesus, she has become so incredibly annoying. I used to like her, but she's playing up the stupid bimbo thing too much. What made her change so suddenly? I guess she's just an attention whore at heart like the the rest of 'em.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2007 10:17:05
Yeah, 11:17:42, I'm sure the teenies are LINING up for your ass.
By Lern hau to Spel, LMAO, on November 25, 2007 18:43:18
Ok, this VS commercial was stupid, but she's getting paid plenty of money to grab her own tits and act like an ass. I'd hardly base my judgment on her intelligence, promiscuity or current status of her vagina based on a 30 sec commercial... fucking idiots...
By anonymous, on November 25, 2007 19:22:59
Pat Bateman = retard.
'Nuf said
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 06:51:31
the fuck? i'm pretty sure she didn't just wake up one day and go "oh i think i'll shoot my own video where i do stupid stuff and then leak it onto the internet." don't you think the vc angels are a big more controlled than that? don't you think that maybe it's all about marketing? don't you think that maybe someone told her to do that? don't you think maybe she's not stupid but just doing what some director is telling her to?
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 06:55:34
(Shut up you bloody boobs, or I'll stuff you back into those Tim Horton's D-Cups. Mama's trying to make a deal here, dammit!)
Hundred Bucks Canadian? Do I hear two hundred? Two hundred? Two fifty?
By Vigilante, on November 26, 2007 08:47:49
A stupid video like this one isn't going to make any woman want to buy more bras and panties from Victoria's Secret - I think it will have the opposite effect. Even if Heidi's not stupid this video sure made her look that way. It's pretty obvious that the video was written and produced by a man for men.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 11:10:22
It must be nice to be a man...I'm a woman and I've never, never heard women talk about men like they're just disposable bodies for male enjoyment. It's a hopeful message to send to young girls-enjoy your looks while they last.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 12:45:28
Nope, women talk about men like they're just disposable bank accounts for female enjoyment.
Women as victims is the most ridiculous con ever played on society.
By Gracchus, on November 26, 2007 13:38:32
Don't listen to Leftie or Rightie - it's a good deal! You get three for the price of two, just like that chick in Total Recall!
By Vigilante's Superfluous Center Breastie, on November 26, 2007 15:51:34
13:38:32, Nice women you know. Don't think so. Few women are after a man solely for his bank account. Most women (like most men) want a partner with a stable income. Unless you hang out in strip clubs and pray to the silicone "goddess", women really DON'T want a man for his money and really DON'T talk about men in such a hateful way. Why do so many men (not all) hate women so much? Sad.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 18:31:29
12:45:28, I agree. You would think that some people have no souls by the way they post on here.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 18:33:57
Few women are after a man solely for his bank account. Most women (like most men) want a partner with a stable income.
So it's OK to have a small one as long as it's always full?
Not knowing that you said it, you said it...
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 20:00:20
anonymous, on November 26, 2007 18:31:29
"Few women are after a man solely for his bank account."
LMFAO!!! Good one. Thanks for the chuckle.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 21:00:37
21:00, Come on, I'm sure men want to date a woman with zero income. Yes, solely is what I meant. Few men want a woman solely for her bank account too. I'm sure you want a homeless woman who looks like crap cuz she doesn't have money for decent clothes or to take care of herself. Hmmmmm???? Can you respond honestly to that? It's not all "natural" beauty that you're after, now is it? All that silicone you like costs big bucks and no flat broke chick could produce that. Can they?
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 00:17:51
Britney Spears is a perfect example. She has below average looks but men drool over her because of one reason: MONEY. Don't kid yourself on that one. If she had no money, she would be even uglier than she already is and noone would give a rats patoot about her. (Whatever a patoot is...)
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 00:21:44
The point is that most people want a partner with a stable income. That is a lot different than wanting someone who is rich only for their mooney. To try to demonize women as gold diggers for wanting a stable person is ridiculous. That mysogany probably comes from a messy divorce, an abusive father role model or some other childhood distrubance. Most women are nice people so quit projecting your venomous ways onto them.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 00:29:54
Mysogyny too! :)
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 00:34:49
20:00:20, it's not the size of the ship...(what a lie)...lol
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 00:36:09
This is what happens when you tell hot girls that they're funny or smart. Nobody had the heart to tell the retard the truth.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 01:01:41
0029:54: Well said. A lot of haters on here.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 09:41:27
That mysogany probably comes from a messy divorce, an abusive father role model or some other childhood distrubance.
Complaining about stereotypes while using stereotypes? Probably not the best way to try and make a point...
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 19:36:33
I just love the German sense of humor. They are so witty.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 02:13:41
men if you don' t want goldiggers then don' t let them affect your lives ok?you are not retarded!!!stop blaming it on the girls!!!
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 03:36:03
3:36:03, EXACTLY!!! You men are not victims of the gold-diggers you like!
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 23:57:10
19:36:33: Someone hit a little too close to home, eh?
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 23:57:58
...and the pop psychology cliches you liberated from Dr Phil aren't any better substitutes...
By 19:36:33, on November 30, 2007 03:08:42
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