Heidi always does Halloween right. I love that she never skanks it up, but just has fun.
Just an observation, I've noticed the really gorgeous girls that I know usually dress up as something fun or scary. It's usually the insecure, slighly chubby, less attractive ones that feel the need to pull out the slutbag costumes. Maybe because in everyday life they can't dress like that.
all girls can get cameltoe because all girls have vaginas and tight clothing gets up in there! its just how it works. it is alot less disturbing on the hot chicks, though.
I love this woman just for having fun with Halloween instead of doing the whole "zomg i'm gonna dress like a whore and call it a costume" thing everyone else does. she has class and looks awesome, good for her.
We all do whatever it takes to pass on our genes. Hot girls have it easy is all. It's easy to be classy when you've got tons of guys slobbering over you everyday on every street corner (I know what that's like from my sister); although Heidi kinda fucked that up once she started talking about her husband's cock, in public, on national television, during the daytime.
Augustus Klug - Yeah well the guys who slobber over us in the streets aren't exactly the ones we want to pass our genes on with.
The thing is, if ugly girls dressed up as something funny or clever, then I think people would notice them more than if they dressed up in, say, a French maid outfit. I have a couple of friends who are pretty average looking, but have great personalities, and people are just drawn to them. But one Halloween they tried to look sexy...which basically involved a bunch of red lipstick that looked God awful...and yeah, all the guys paid attention to the other girls.
Heidi Klum is all class though, I agree. But did she not have a C-section? That seems to rare for celebrities nowadays. Although I guess she's got the money to keep everything down there intact. Mind you, not too intact, given that "big package" Seal is her husband.
Just to clear things up for anyone who might actually believe otherwise: a big penis can not change the size or shape of a vagina. Biology doesn't work that way. You don't have that power, guys, so stop flattering yourselves.
Of course it's the ugly sluts like Paris and Britney that will dress up slutty just to get attention. If they weren't sluts in the first place nobody would care about them because their faces alone are ugly. Heidi is a pretty girl and she doesn't need to dress slutty to get noticed. That's why you see beautiful girls without much makeup, perfect hair, and all that stuff, while ugly ones pile on makeup, hair extensions, revealing clothes just to get attention because it makes them feel better about themselves.
Just to clear things up for anyone who might actually believe otherwise: a big penis can not change the size or shape of a vagina. Biology doesn't work that way. You don't have that power, guys, so stop flattering yourselves.
Wouldn't that depend on how big the penis in question is? Girth-wise, I mean.
35 Comments:
Leave Your CommentShe always has fun with Halloween. She doesn't do the whole skank thing ever.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 09:27:16
Hilarious Todd, just hilarious
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 09:30:01
Oh wait, is that a massive camel toe in picture three???
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 09:30:54
nice kitty
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 09:31:16
she should have painted it on. that would have been MUCH better.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 09:44:37
Yes, she did dress up as a Camel Toe!!
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 09:47:33
Heidi always does Halloween right. I love that she never skanks it up, but just has fun.
Just an observation, I've noticed the really gorgeous girls that I know usually dress up as something fun or scary. It's usually the insecure, slighly chubby, less attractive ones that feel the need to pull out the slutbag costumes. Maybe because in everyday life they can't dress like that.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 09:50:45
I agree 9:50, you can always count on the insecure girls to 'ho it up at Halloween.
A 'sexy' nurse, firegirl, cat, red riding hood, etc. etc.
Annoys the shit outta me!
By JMR, on November 1, 2007 09:55:54
a cat with vampire teeth?
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:15:07
I don't know ... I still think Doogie's killer klown kostume was the best of the year.
By valet, on November 1, 2007 10:25:09
Wow...even hot chicks have camel toe. And I thought only 300 pound women in spandex and waitresses at Denny's were the only offenders.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 10:26:40
all girls can get cameltoe because all girls have vaginas and tight clothing gets up in there! its just how it works. it is alot less disturbing on the hot chicks, though.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 11:02:51
So she dressed up as a cross between Kirsten Dunst and Tyra Banks? I don't get it.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 11:06:50
10:26:40 - well, seeing as most women - regardless of weight - have vaginas, then yes, even hot chicks have camel toe. O_o
Unless you mean you've only been exposed to the camel toes of 300lb+ women, in which case, I'm sorry. :) lol
By chigger, on November 1, 2007 11:08:21
sorry to go off-topic, but the Israelites did not build the pyramids. popular misconception.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 12:32:00
that's an awfully spacious camel-toe. I assume that's b/c Seal's package that she raved about has been in there.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 13:06:25
hehehe @ spacious camel-toe
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 13:26:43
I love this woman just for having fun with Halloween instead of doing the whole "zomg i'm gonna dress like a whore and call it a costume" thing everyone else does. she has class and looks awesome, good for her.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 13:27:10
13.06
That, and his son's huge head has been out of there, let's not forget.
By Pat Bateman, on November 1, 2007 13:28:31
Yay, it's A FUN COSTUME!11!!!1
Women are so stupid.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 13:32:53
Hey, ugly girls gotta get some lovin' too.
We all do whatever it takes to pass on our genes. Hot girls have it easy is all. It's easy to be classy when you've got tons of guys slobbering over you everyday on every street corner (I know what that's like from my sister); although Heidi kinda fucked that up once she started talking about her husband's cock, in public, on national television, during the daytime.
By Augustus Klug, on November 1, 2007 14:37:15
Anon 12:32, are you suggesting Al Gore built them?
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 14:59:14
The kitty is showing off her cameltosis kitty in pic #3.
Too bad her kitty tastes like seal.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 15:07:18
14:59 that was the funniest thing I've read in a looong time.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 15:21:20
Augustus Klug - Yeah well the guys who slobber over us in the streets aren't exactly the ones we want to pass our genes on with.
The thing is, if ugly girls dressed up as something funny or clever, then I think people would notice them more than if they dressed up in, say, a French maid outfit. I have a couple of friends who are pretty average looking, but have great personalities, and people are just drawn to them. But one Halloween they tried to look sexy...which basically involved a bunch of red lipstick that looked God awful...and yeah, all the guys paid attention to the other girls.
Heidi Klum is all class though, I agree. But did she not have a C-section? That seems to rare for celebrities nowadays. Although I guess she's got the money to keep everything down there intact. Mind you, not too intact, given that "big package" Seal is her husband.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 15:24:01
Just to clear things up for anyone who might actually believe otherwise: a big penis can not change the size or shape of a vagina. Biology doesn't work that way. You don't have that power, guys, so stop flattering yourselves.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 15:54:05
I was a MYLF for Halloween.
(That's Mother YOU'D Like to Fuck)
I looked awesome.
Heidi looks....okay...I guess.
By Vigilante, on November 1, 2007 16:12:25
I like chicken, I like liver, Heidi's camel toe, it delivers.....
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 21:00:29
Heidi is so cute! Meow!
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 21:41:08
That's a fine pussy.
By naomi, on November 2, 2007 02:48:48
Right on Vigilante! Mommy's need to look sexy once in a while!
By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 06:26:41
Of course it's the ugly sluts like Paris and Britney that will dress up slutty just to get attention. If they weren't sluts in the first place nobody would care about them because their faces alone are ugly. Heidi is a pretty girl and she doesn't need to dress slutty to get noticed. That's why you see beautiful girls without much makeup, perfect hair, and all that stuff, while ugly ones pile on makeup, hair extensions, revealing clothes just to get attention because it makes them feel better about themselves.
By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 09:03:11
whore
By mark, on November 2, 2007 09:33:23
sorry to go off-topic, but the Israelites did not build the pyramids. popular misconception.
How the hell did we go from camel toe to that?!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 00:26:11
Just to clear things up for anyone who might actually believe otherwise: a big penis can not change the size or shape of a vagina. Biology doesn't work that way. You don't have that power, guys, so stop flattering yourselves.
Wouldn't that depend on how big the penis in question is? Girth-wise, I mean.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 00:31:16
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