i don't know, man. i'm as snarky and unbelieving as everyone else, but i'm actually starting to believe that these two are a couple. an incredibly boring couple, but together nonetheless.
If he did propose so quickly, it can mean only one thing: a piece of beefjake is about to blab about their encounters and he's trying to get engaged by the time the story comes out. Reese is perfect for him because she never wants to have sex and won't detect any unusual odors when he crawls back into bed at 4am.
I'm thinking he might be bi, and now he's with Reese. I was married for 11 years and now I'm with a woman, so yes folks, it does happen. It seems the people who are having the hardest time with this are the gay men who can't get over that Jake is either truly straight or has jumped the fence; the others are the squeeing fangirls who loved the whole Jake and Austin fantasy so they could console themselves over "losing" Jake to a man...as if they had any chance of ever landing him in the first place. I just keep thinking that if you all were real fans of Jake's, you'd be happy for him no matter who (or what gender) he ends up with. I think he and Reese rock (although I don't quite buy the whole engagement story-- isn't it a bit soon for both of them??) and I would love to see them eventually make a permanent pairing.
Jake Gyllenhaal is strictly dickly, so I dunno why he's keep up this charade. Actually, if he came out of the closet it'd only help his career since women love watching movies with gay guys in them. Plus, he wouldn't have to lie anymore after having sex with a man.
There's no question Jake smokes cock. What I want to know is why Reese Witherspoon is indulging his facade? What does she get out of it, she doesn't need the exposure, she's already one of the most highly paid actresses in Hollywood. Maybe her publicist is just jealous of the exposure power of Brangelina. Maybe gay guys just say all the stuff Ryan wouldn't when he was out banging models. Props to Ryan.
OMG, look at Jake's feet in the first thumbnail. He's most definitely gay. No straight man would let his feet flit that way.
And I do believe that Reese Monsterchin would engage in this public foolery for the sake of her sagging career. She's going down the post-Oscar toilet.
Of course she turned down his proposal, she's not interested in being a beard that dude is so gay Ray Charles can pick him up on the gaydar. I will never understand how that big water headed girl fugly girl is famous. at least she has beautiful children and the babies daddy is fine as all get out.
Jake is gay and were may I ask is the proof? I guess all you who declare he is gay must be experts with years of research on body language, and many Psychology classes under your belt.
I don't know, I think it's for real. I just don't buy that he's gay - I think that if he were gay, he wouldn't bother with the ruse of a fake relationship to hide the fact. He doesn't seem the type. And I don't think Reese Witherspoon would go along with that either.
I hope they are a couple, they look so good together!
If those two lovebirds were to come out with a sex tape I think I'd wanna smack them silly because you know that shit would be boring as hell. Yeah, don't deny it.
Hey Todd, why not beat this story into the ground some more. How many posts have you made on it, 15? 20? Give it a rest, bud. Nobody cares but you.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 11:05:29 -----------
I think the Britney news is more annoying than the Jake and Reese. I'm truly over the whole britney situation yet thats all that gets posted on here. It's so old and there is nothing britney can say or do that will shock me. It's played out.
Well, duh. Unless he's caught with his pants down getting giant sweaty man-cock up the pooper there will never be any "proof" that he's gay.
You just have to look at the facts. One of the "hottest" guys in H'wood at the peak of his career, and this is the first "girlfriend" he's had in YEARS (after the frightful Kirsten Dunst, no less). What straight guy in his shoes would be like that? None, is who.
And don't tell me it's because he's a "nice" guy that he doesn't fuck around. Those other guys that screw around are nice too, for the most part. Dating different women doesn't make a guy not "nice".
You guys are kinda scary. I don't understand this fascination and obsession that Jake has to be gay. And let's see the proof. I'll believe it when I see it.
I been seeing posts that his gay buddies are going to out him for years. It still hasn't happen and everyone is wasting their breath with the gay talk.
"You guys are kinda scary. I don't understand this fascination and obsession that Jake has to be gay. And let's see the proof. I'll believe it when I see it. By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 06:30:45" _____________________________________________
Okay, for the n00bs around here who just got their internet connection last week:
Jake G is rumored to be gay because of a series of blind items written by Ted Casablancas on the E! website that described a young male actor being in the closet. Pretty much everyone believes this to be Jake G. Ted Casablancas also named all the young male actors the blind items were not about and by process of elimination it made it pretty clear it was Jake G he was talking about.
There. Satisfied?
Oh, but go ahead and say that that isn't "proof" either. Pfff, fuck, some of you must be real fun people to be around.
This may sound very mean but i just have to say Reese is not very pretty. she is kinda of fugly lookin. Jake on the other hand is a hot piece of meat.He needs to hook up with the hotness Jessica Alba or Sexy Megan Fox if she becomes available.
"There's no question Jake smokes cock. What I want to know is why Reese Witherspoon is indulging his facade? What does she get out of it, she doesn't need the exposure, she's already one of the most highly paid actresses in Hollywood. "
I think you just answered your own question....WHY? B'c he's not gay and he's dating her, and they are happy. Why does everyone think that there has to be some kind of conspiracy with everything?
As for Ted C-- what a nasty, evil man. I used to love his stuff, but he has gotten too snarky about Jake and Reese for my taste. Call me naive, call me stupid-- I don't care. Unless there is PROOF that Jake is gay (and blind items and innuendo don't count), I'll continue to beleive otherwise. When the proof comes out (if ever-- and let's not hold our Tab Hunter-Rock Hudson-Richard Chamberlain breaths on THAT one), then I'll believe it and not until. I still say Ted hit on Jake, got turned down, and now he won't rest until he 'outs' Jake, whether or not it's true. There's no one meaner than a jilted queen.
As for waiting for Toothy--- good Lord, have you been on that site? Those people scare the crap out of me. Talk about bitter!
Ted C knows Jake is gay because Ted has seen him at gay bars and clubs making out with his boyfriend, etc. There was even one blind item where Jake was getting it on with some dude in the bushes just outside a club. Ted C didn't want to say it was Jake because he thinks people should come out of the closet when they're ready to, not like that fat cum gurgler Perez Hilton.
Sorry but all you people asking for PROOF that he's gay sound really fucking stupid.
Reminds of those all those dumbass "claymates" who kept yammering on the same thing about Clay Aiken. Meanwhile anyone who wasn't blind and with a half a brain could see he was a big time pole smoker.
Jake is one of the good guys. I don't get the vile hatred and nastiness toward him. What has he done to any of you, especially Todd? Because he is gay friendly and supportive and did BBM that means he has to be gay? Unless you are in his bed you don't know anything. I could care less if he is gay, bi or straight. He is a good actor and totally sexy. Leave the guy alone already.
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Leave Your Commenti don't know, man. i'm as snarky and unbelieving as everyone else, but i'm actually starting to believe that these two are a couple. an incredibly boring couple, but together nonetheless.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 10:20:38
If he did propose so quickly, it can mean only one thing: a piece of beefjake is about to blab about their encounters and he's trying to get engaged by the time the story comes out. Reese is perfect for him because she never wants to have sex and won't detect any unusual odors when he crawls back into bed at 4am.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 10:29:39
Ever consider the possibility he's bi?
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 10:51:04
Hey Todd, why not beat this story into the ground some more. How many posts have you made on it, 15? 20? Give it a rest, bud. Nobody cares but you.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 11:05:29
Geez. Nobody proposes that fast.
By Big L, on November 26, 2007 11:24:19
I, too, would lick the corners of Jake's mouth and exclaim: "Mmmmmmm..."
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_5/11023035905tBX9V.jpg
By Mander's Tongue, on November 26, 2007 11:31:59
And, having shaken their angry little e-fist, anonymous 11:05:29 went back to dancing to Britney's new album and playing with Bratz dolls.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 11:39:42
"And, having shaken their angry little e-fist, anonymous 11:05:29 went back to dancing to Britney's new album and playing with Bratz dolls."
and apparently jacking off to pics of jake gyllenfag. witherspoon does make a pretty beard i must say.
By fcwerio, on November 26, 2007 11:59:52
He's undeniably effeminate, but there's no denying he's hot!
By TheLostGirl, on November 26, 2007 12:17:31
Please, Todd should know I'm just giving him a hard time. But apparently that makes me a Britney fan and gay now too. /yawn
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 12:30:23
I'm thinking he might be bi, and now he's with Reese. I was married for 11 years and now I'm with a woman, so yes folks, it does happen. It seems the people who are having the hardest time with this are the gay men who can't get over that Jake is either truly straight or has jumped the fence; the others are the squeeing fangirls who loved the whole Jake and Austin fantasy so they could console themselves over "losing" Jake to a man...as if they had any chance of ever landing him in the first place. I just keep thinking that if you all were real fans of Jake's, you'd be happy for him no matter who (or what gender) he ends up with. I think he and Reese rock (although I don't quite buy the whole engagement story-- isn't it a bit soon for both of them??) and I would love to see them eventually make a permanent pairing.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 12:39:17
Jake Gyllenhaal is strictly dickly, so I dunno why he's keep up this charade. Actually, if he came out of the closet it'd only help his career since women love watching movies with gay guys in them. Plus, he wouldn't have to lie anymore after having sex with a man.
By Tony, on November 26, 2007 12:50:28
Ha ha ha, that Jake Gyllenhaal is one hell of a cocksucker!
"I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig."
By Otisburg, on November 26, 2007 13:25:48
Jake can lick my balls anytime.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 13:34:36
How did that fugly bitch got Ryan Phillipe???????????????????????????
By hunter nell, on November 26, 2007 14:14:00
There's no question Jake smokes cock. What I want to know is why Reese Witherspoon is indulging his facade? What does she get out of it, she doesn't need the exposure, she's already one of the most highly paid actresses in Hollywood. Maybe her publicist is just jealous of the exposure power of Brangelina. Maybe gay guys just say all the stuff Ryan wouldn't when he was out banging models. Props to Ryan.
By Top Ringtones in an Instant!, on November 26, 2007 14:28:49
OMG, look at Jake's feet in the first thumbnail. He's most definitely gay. No straight man would let his feet flit that way.
And I do believe that Reese Monsterchin would engage in this public foolery for the sake of her sagging career. She's going down the post-Oscar toilet.
By non vocabulum, on November 26, 2007 14:33:43
Of course she turned down his proposal, she's not interested in being a beard that dude is so gay Ray Charles can pick him up on the gaydar. I will never understand how that big water headed girl fugly girl is famous. at least she has beautiful children and the babies daddy is fine as all get out.
By NubianGoddez, on November 26, 2007 15:00:15
Downgrade Reese. Ryan was hotter but way out of your league.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 15:27:11
A prude and a homosexual. Sounds like a nice match. Kind of a waste of a couple of nice looking pieces of ass though.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 15:42:54
*sigh* Remember when people knew that actors act?
BTW, NubianGoddez... if you're done with those beds, the windows need doing, too!
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 15:59:40
Jake is gay and were may I ask is the proof?
I guess all you who declare he is gay must be experts with years of research on body language, and many Psychology classes under your belt.
By Oh Really, on November 26, 2007 16:04:32
Why is he supposed to be gay, again? Just curious, and confused. I don't remember why the rumours started.
By Jen, on November 26, 2007 18:02:53
I don't know, I think it's for real. I just don't buy that he's gay - I think that if he were gay, he wouldn't bother with the ruse of a fake relationship to hide the fact. He doesn't seem the type. And I don't think Reese Witherspoon would go along with that either.
I hope they are a couple, they look so good together!
By Carolyn, on November 26, 2007 18:09:07
Jake is gay and were may I ask is the proof?
Hey, he played gay in a movie. That MUST mean he's really gay.
Absolutely.
The boys on the site wouldn't be wacking it to a STRAIGHT fella, now would they?
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 19:03:39
SHOWMANCE! Gay or straight I don't buy these two together at all.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 19:43:23
Reese Witherspoon scares the living shit out of me. I see the kids writing books about wire coat hangers in the future.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 20:07:08
If those two lovebirds were to come out with a sex tape I think I'd wanna smack them silly because you know that shit would be boring as hell. Yeah, don't deny it.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 20:25:53
I can prove he's not gay. I'm a completely straight male and I'd fuck him eight ways from Sunday which proves he's not gay ... or something.
By The singer from Quiet riot's dead mullet., on November 26, 2007 20:41:44
Hey Todd, why not beat this story into the ground some more. How many posts have you made on it, 15? 20? Give it a rest, bud. Nobody cares but you.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 11:05:29
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I think the Britney news is more annoying than the Jake and Reese. I'm truly over the whole britney situation yet thats all that gets posted on here. It's so old and there is nothing britney can say or do that will shock me. It's played out.
By Prettyboy, on November 26, 2007 22:15:05
Don't worry, Reese. Just cuz all he wants is anal sex and BJ's does not prove that he's gay.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2007 23:49:29
Well, duh. Unless he's caught with his pants down getting giant sweaty man-cock up the pooper there will never be any "proof" that he's gay.
You just have to look at the facts. One of the "hottest" guys in H'wood at the peak of his career, and this is the first "girlfriend" he's had in YEARS (after the frightful Kirsten Dunst, no less). What straight guy in his shoes would be like that? None, is who.
And don't tell me it's because he's a "nice" guy that he doesn't fuck around. Those other guys that screw around are nice too, for the most part. Dating different women doesn't make a guy not "nice".
By Google is my ass, on November 27, 2007 04:01:30
He proposed, she refused, now there is a perfect reason for the inevitable "break up"....can you spell BEARD?
By Jeff, on November 27, 2007 05:02:53
You guys are kinda scary. I don't understand this fascination and obsession that Jake has to be gay. And let's see the proof. I'll believe it when I see it.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 06:30:45
He's gay because all his gay buddies are announcing they are going to out him soon if he doesn't out himself.
By DynamiteSal, on November 27, 2007 08:51:48
I been seeing posts that his gay buddies are going to out him for years. It still hasn't happen and everyone is wasting their breath with the gay talk.
By chuggdog, on November 27, 2007 09:38:42
he is so gay
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 09:58:08
"You guys are kinda scary. I don't understand this fascination and obsession that Jake has to be gay. And let's see the proof. I'll believe it when I see it.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 06:30:45"
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I agree with you, Anon 06:30:45.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 10:56:06
He's gay. Get over it. Most "straight" Hollywood "hunks" are.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 11:00:30
Okay, for the n00bs around here who just got their internet connection last week:
Jake G is rumored to be gay because of a series of blind items written by Ted Casablancas on the E! website that described a young male actor being in the closet. Pretty much everyone believes this to be Jake G. Ted Casablancas also named all the young male actors the blind items were not about and by process of elimination it made it pretty clear it was Jake G he was talking about.
There. Satisfied?
Oh, but go ahead and say that that isn't "proof" either. Pfff, fuck, some of you must be real fun people to be around.
By What is this, a court of law?, on November 27, 2007 12:20:18
how would Ted C know if Jake is gay or not?
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 12:45:56
Because Ted C is gay too. Gays have Gaydar.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 13:31:52
Jake Gyllenhaal is "Toothy Tile". JAKE IS GAY.
http://waitingfortoothy.wordpress.com/origins-of-toothy-tile/
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/2890039.html
By Jake G is a HOMO, on November 27, 2007 13:34:15
This may sound very mean but i just have to say Reese is not very pretty. she is kinda of fugly lookin. Jake on the other hand is a hot piece of meat.He needs to hook up with the hotness Jessica Alba or Sexy Megan Fox if she becomes available.
By Love Angelina's Fan, on November 27, 2007 13:38:21
ok thanks for explaining it to me.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 13:39:46
"There's no question Jake smokes cock. What I want to know is why Reese Witherspoon is indulging his facade? What does she get out of it, she doesn't need the exposure, she's already one of the most highly paid actresses in Hollywood. "
I think you just answered your own question....WHY? B'c he's not gay and he's dating her, and they are happy. Why does everyone think that there has to be some kind of conspiracy with everything?
As for Ted C-- what a nasty, evil man. I used to love his stuff, but he has gotten too snarky about Jake and Reese for my taste. Call me naive, call me stupid-- I don't care. Unless there is PROOF that Jake is gay (and blind items and innuendo don't count), I'll continue to beleive otherwise. When the proof comes out (if ever-- and let's not hold our Tab Hunter-Rock Hudson-Richard Chamberlain breaths on THAT one), then I'll believe it and not until. I still say Ted hit on Jake, got turned down, and now he won't rest until he 'outs' Jake, whether or not it's true. There's no one meaner than a jilted queen.
As for waiting for Toothy--- good Lord, have you been on that site? Those people scare the crap out of me. Talk about bitter!
By Devilgirl, on November 27, 2007 13:49:52
Ted C knows Jake is gay because Ted has seen him at gay bars and clubs making out with his boyfriend, etc. There was even one blind item where Jake was getting it on with some dude in the bushes just outside a club.
Ted C didn't want to say it was Jake because he thinks people should come out of the closet when they're ready to, not like that fat cum gurgler Perez Hilton.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 13:57:10
Is that a pice of chin coming of reese's chin? no.. she's short and fugly.. really.. sorry.. but she is!
By Beckasin, on November 27, 2007 14:14:39
Sorry but all you people asking for PROOF that he's gay sound really fucking stupid.
Reminds of those all those dumbass "claymates" who kept yammering on the same thing about Clay Aiken. Meanwhile anyone who wasn't blind and with a half a brain could see he was a big time pole smoker.
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 15:47:06
What's a pole smoker?
By Little Timmy, on November 27, 2007 22:50:00
Jake is one of the good guys. I don't get the vile hatred and nastiness toward him. What has he done to any of you, especially Todd? Because he is gay friendly and supportive and did BBM that means he has to be gay? Unless you are in his bed you don't know anything. I could care less if he is gay, bi or straight. He is a good actor and totally sexy. Leave the guy alone already.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2007 10:51:47
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