67 Comments:

1. blah overrated

   By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 15:11:20

2. diva.

   By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 15:17:27

3. Jessica Alba and Sophia Bush look like they could be sisters. They're both average looking brunettes with the same body types. They're pretty, but I don't understand your joke. sry2say

   By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 15:24:46

4. Who would jack off to that silly little chickenhead? Just a bunch of skin and bones,
   and a shitty attitude,
   and no brain.
   Yeah, I'll buy that for a dollar.

   By Command & control, on November 15, 2007 15:26:05

5. I don't think you could find two more wooden actors than Jessica Alba or Darth Vader. The challenge for viewers of "Awake" will be staying awake.

   By coolpapa, on November 15, 2007 15:35:28

6. She was hot when she had an ass, then she got too skinny and started acting like a cunt in every interview, now she's over.

   By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 15:39:23

7. November 15, 2007 15:35:28 -
   that was sweet. You get a gold star.

   By Mr. Hand, on November 15, 2007 15:46:49

8. "I don't think you could find two more wooden actors than Jessica Alba or Darth Vader. The challenge for viewers of "Awake" will be staying awake."
   
   lmao win

   By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 16:20:30

9. her butt squeals when she farts

   By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 17:15:18

10. Too bad her acting skills are asleep.

    By Prettyboy, on November 15, 2007 17:39:01

11. She always complains about being seen as a sex object. So, naturally she shows up with her nipples.

    By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 18:10:10

12. So, he experiences anaesthetic awareness whilst undergoing heart surgery... what's the other hour and fifteen minutes of the movie about?

    By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 18:21:57

13. "Who would jack off to that silly little chickenhead?"
    
    A heterosexual man would. She's hot.

    By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 18:25:49

14. She doesn't act like a ghetto Mexican...she's cool.

    By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 18:26:17

15. When did Hayden Christiansen finish chemo? He looks like hell.

    By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 19:38:59

16. jessica alba looks like my hotel room maid. i'm sorry but josefina can't cary on the plot of a movie as a main character nless its some weird spanish novella/dramedy

    By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on November 15, 2007 20:02:36

17. omg Hayden marry me you sexy fuck!

    By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 21:01:13

18. too bad you retards are all dumbass haters. jessica looks so gorgeous in these pictures, she looked beautiful at the premier.

    By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 21:15:01

19. I've seen coffee tables that have more onscreen charisma than the two of them combined. I can hardly wait to hear Hayden declare in his monotone how very, very frightening it was to be awake when he should have been asleep. Then Alba will respond with something that is supposed to sound sassy and "strong-willed," but will inevitably sound like maybe it was written as a question? And then they'll have a "hot sex scene" and maybe write a few upset op-eds until the president meets with them and promises to put an end to the silence surrounding this serious medical issue. Roll credits.

    By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 21:59:07

20. she ruined her outfit with the tights/stockings. She should have gone bare-legged.

    By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 22:37:59

21. You know what would totally suck ? If you were dating Rachel Bilson and shooting a movie with Jessica Alba, and one day you invited Jessica Alba over to your house for dinner and she got a little tipsy and whoops ! Before you know it you were in bed with the two of them playing a round of "my ass next". If Hayden was to video tape that and release it on the Internet, I might almost forgive him for raping my childhood memories of Darth Vader.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 03:58:04

22. lol. i love watching aubry and his entourage whine about jessica's success.

    By Herman B, on November 16, 2007 06:39:04

23. Fucking neck tattoo!! These chicks just don't get it. She's absolutely stunning, perfect skin, perfect smile, gorgeous dress and then she RUINS the whole effect with that prison-issue neck tattoo. I mean, fuck, if you want to look like a $2 whore out on Sunset Ave., why bother with the makeup and expensive clothes?

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 06:44:04

24. who cares?we want see some MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 07:01:10

25. Rachael Bilson is hot. She's so adorable. Much prettier than Al-Blah. You're crazy.

    By MMB, on November 16, 2007 07:18:32

26. doesn't hayden have the weirdest eyebrows?? they sorta take over his face.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 08:08:11

27. Funny that you didn't post images of Rachel Bilson from the same night - she looked superhot, better than Alba, I think. Besides, that outfit Alba has on is lame and retarded. Hello, 1989!

    By iheartlasagne, on November 16, 2007 08:32:14

28. Ha. I love it when someone calls everyone retards but then doesn't know how to spell "premiere".
    
    Retard is right.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 09:13:55

29. Hayden Christensen is not only a shitty actor. He is also gayer than a three dollar bill.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 09:38:51

30. ick...straight people are so gross

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 09:46:12

31. Please, Britney back in the day was 10x
    hotter than Jessica. Now of course it's a
    different story...

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 09:48:51

32. Rachel Bilson, ah that cutie from The OC :)

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 10:21:23

33. jessica alba had one good show DARK ANGEL when that was over she chose to do stupid movies ,and she is not that hot

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 10:41:41

34. who is hayden christensen....is he famous?

    By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on November 16, 2007 11:14:19

35. In the side profile shot, Hayden was really cute, but str8 on he's quite a shock! What happened, it looks like he's morphing into a troll? I'd still like to have him in my social circle though, and by social circle, I mean ass.

    By Justin, on November 16, 2007 11:49:38

36. Jessica Alba totally annoys me...A few years ago I was watching an episode of Punked where she was in a store and some naked man kept bugging her...she was completely different preceleb...she was totally ghetto acting and sounding...now all of a sudden she is the epitome of class and has obviously been to a speech pathologist or voice coach...hmmm like another fake...J-Lo

    By AlliK, on November 16, 2007 12:05:21

37. She has a cute face, but the whole idea of her is ruined because she has a shitty attitude and can't act. If she wanted to, she could try to get parts where her "prettiness" doesn't matter. She could try; but she wouldn't get them because those parts require actual acting.

    By Alicia, on November 16, 2007 12:29:26

38. She might not be such a good actress but she's incredibly pretty. I'd watch her movies if she was nude and had a limited amount of lines.

    By Jesa, on November 16, 2007 12:58:25

39. By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 21:59:07
    
    I guess WGA people have a lot of time on their hands now, and are posting in IDLYITW.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 14:09:41

40. Gorgeous dress but who the eff wears black TIGHTS with a dress like that and OPEN TOED SHOES now that woman needs to be arrested for that funk. I hope Heidi Klum or Karl Lagerfeld or somebody shows up and slaps the crap out of her. Shame is what she is wearing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By jessica alba angers me so, on November 16, 2007 14:21:55

41. Gayden Christensen

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 15:03:33

42. She looks like Gomer Pile in the grinning shot.... Hes a better looking kid than she is....but she is a doll too...

    By mark, on November 16, 2007 15:59:24

43. 9:13 shut the fuck up I hate the morons like you who go around on patrol searching for spelling/ grammar errors on comments. you think people should spell check on stupid comment boards? uh thanks teacher too bad alot of people dont give a fuck this isnt formal writing loser.

    By Jessica, on November 16, 2007 16:08:34

44. Fucking neck tattoo!! These chicks just don't get it. She's absolutely stunning, perfect skin, perfect smile, gorgeous dress and then she RUINS the whole effect with that prison-issue neck tattoo. I mean, fuck, if you want to look like a $2 whore out on Sunset Ave., why bother with the makeup and expensive clothes?
    
    Don't worry, I'm sure it'll wash off after a couple weeks.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 16:32:31

45. Silly Justin...boys are supposed to like girls, not other boys!

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 16:40:55

46. Who gives a fuck about Jessica??

    By twodog88@ yahoo.com, on November 17, 2007 00:40:00

47. Who are all these people?

    By eddy, on November 17, 2007 04:11:31

48. 16:08 - stay classy, hon.

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2007 05:19:45

49. she is UBER overrated. celulite, pop eyes, fish lips, disses the troops, denies her latina nationality, and is a stuck up cunt
    dont like my opinion? fuckin suck it slobba al-BLAH worshippers

    By VITO, on November 17, 2007 06:42:41

50. November 16, 2007 16:08:34 -
    It's "a lot", not "alot"; and "isn't" takes an apostrophe, because it's a contraction of "is not".
    
    Get it right next time.

    By Suck it, on November 17, 2007 06:46:15

51. And also adorable still (although she isn't ageing as well as I would have thought!)

    By TheLostGirl, on November 17, 2007 07:24:02

52. This dude will play a perfect half-dead character.

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2007 09:30:07

53. 5:19 I agree, its very important to be classy on an internet message board because it is extremely important to make a good impression on strangers who will never know who you are. dumbass.

    By ron paul, on November 17, 2007 10:44:59

54. stay classy ron paul.

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2007 11:07:27

55. i love ron paul!!!

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2007 11:40:55

56. Ron paul can i doooo youuuu?!
    You are hella cute ;)

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2007 12:41:35

57. Whats funny is no one mentions how everyone in the background is caught staring at her chest.

    By pditty, on November 17, 2007 13:09:37

58. November 17, 2007 10:44:59 -
    So, basically, you're a hypocrite. Kill yourself, fuckwad.

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2007 13:45:37

59. I would fuck Rachel Bilson any day over Jessica Alba.

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2007 14:33:00

60. 13:45 i dont get it 10:44 has a good point who the hell cares about being classy on a message board?

    By no one knows who you are duh!, on November 17, 2007 15:26:15

61. Is Jessica Alba Americas best looking broad? Cos Kelly Brook, Keeley Hazell and Gemma Atkinson piss over here 100%

    By Dunferino, on November 17, 2007 15:33:48

62. Whats funny is no one mentions how everyone in the background is caught staring at her chest.
    
    Except the photographer. He's staring at Hayden.
    
    mmMMMMmm... balding photographers with questionable taste... sexy!

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2007 16:41:49

63. "Is Jessica Alba Americas best looking broad? Cos Kelly Brook, Keeley Hazell and Gemma Atkinson piss over here 100%"
    
    Brush your teeth, Nigel.

    By anonymous, on November 18, 2007 06:32:43

64. Whatever happened to Stacey Keibler?

    By anonymous, on November 18, 2007 18:50:03

65. She is so overrated. Her acting is average.

    By yourmom, on November 19, 2007 07:41:20

66. Um, sorry but Bilson is nothing to scoff at.

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 10:12:57

67. Who is the beautiful brunette next to Alba? When did Alba's chin get so big.

    By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 01:12:04