Due to the fact that her mouth always hangs so far open that her jaw is practically unhinged, the delicate vestibular membranes in her inner ear were most likely disturbed, thus throwing her balance off. Solving the riddle of Jessica Simpson, WITH SCIENCE!
Jess: Ow! That hurts! Don't put it in there! Me: What do you mean? This is your vagina. They moved it last week. This is where it goes now. Jess: Oh....OK. Proceed.
Does anyone remember when Mandy Moore & J. Simpson were the lesser two blondes of the whole late 90s, blond pop star type group? (Spears, Aguilera then Simpson & Moore) Anyway I was wondering why Moores hair looks so healthy. Shouldn't it be like crispy or something after incessantly dying (sp) it brown?
Todd, you give me at least one belly laugh every day. This...
Later in the night, Jessica stepped on a hoe and got smacked in the face then she ran into the side of a mountain after Road Runner painted an entrance to a tunnel.
He wasn't correcting a typo, he was stating that the proper thing to say at the end of an acting monologue was "end scene" and not "and scene." Unfortunately for him, he was wrong. Unfortunately for you, that makes you wronger. Thanks for playing.
Oh, good fricking GOD. Jim, love ya babe, have been with ya wanting to marry you at times on other posts on this site (you can be quite level headed when not commenting on sex & chicks however...carry on, carry on, all in good fun:)but you were wrong and that Sarcastico moron is wrong, too. It is END SCENE...as in END OF THE SCENE. I have been in plays, helped direct plays, blah, blah, blah. Not sure why Sarcastico thinks otherwise...
anon 1748, I was wrong the first time? OK. I apologize to the original person who corrected me, but I retract my apology to Sarcasto.
Also, we really have to get more serious about this marrying talk. If a relationship based on internet message boards won't work out, then I don't want to be alive.
That plastic surgery really shows well when princess is not mugging for the cameras. Did she ruin her face forever, or what?
Note to Jessica Simpleton: GET THE FUCK OUT OF NY. Heard she was moving here, and we no likey dumb dumb. No wonder why the grate up and bit her. Doesn't every whore in NY know to walk on the tip toes of their slut heels when on the street? GO BACK TO BUMBLEFUCK TX. Or Alaska. Heard there's lots of single men there. Now that Ann Heche is gay again, after breaking up two marriages, they're all yours to ruin! No Jess, Alaska is still in America. No, America. Not Canada.
Are those calf implants? WHAT is up with her legs?
Also, Jessie looks a little thick around the middle. A baby bump in a girdle, perhaps? She looks to have the body of a woman who has had several children, or late term abortions. And that mother of hers! Freak! Who's the Asslee clone trying to catch pudgy Jessica and save her from the dragon waiting to eat her underneath that grate? Doesn't she know about the underbelly of Manhattan?
37 Comments:
Leave Your CommentMandy Moore makes Jessica look shorter and uglier.
By Jessica is Ugly, on November 6, 2007 10:49:25
MMMM. Mandy Moore
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:53:09
More Mandy Moore pictures, please.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:56:03
Really? Mandy Moore? She ruined Entourage, I can never look at her the same way.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 11:10:04
Jessica has a man body again. Stop taking HGH Jess.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 11:12:08
jessica is short...shes like 5'2
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 11:12:45
* I meant to say she ruined the second half of Season 2. Not the whole show.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 11:14:36
Due to the fact that her mouth always hangs so far open that her jaw is practically unhinged, the delicate vestibular membranes in her inner ear were most likely disturbed, thus throwing her balance off. Solving the riddle of Jessica Simpson, WITH SCIENCE!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 11:14:52
Dumb cunt probably thought she'd get a "Marilyn Monroe upskirt" out of the deal.
Dumb cunt.
By jbonz, on November 6, 2007 11:21:12
Getting anal from this girl must be really easy.
Jess: Ow! That hurts! Don't put it in there!
Me: What do you mean? This is your vagina. They moved it last week. This is where it goes now.
Jess: Oh....OK. Proceed.
And scene.
By Jim, on November 6, 2007 11:25:14
Wow...Mandy Moore is a fucking horse. I love it.
By J-Bird, on November 6, 2007 11:34:27
Jessica's big dick threw her off balance.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 11:36:54
Does anyone remember when Mandy Moore & J. Simpson were the lesser two blondes of the whole late 90s, blond pop star type group? (Spears, Aguilera then Simpson & Moore) Anyway I was wondering why Moores hair looks so healthy. Shouldn't it be like crispy or something after incessantly dying (sp) it brown?
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 11:43:21
Jessica and Mandy are both natural brunettes.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 11:44:24
And scene.
I thought it was END scene.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 11:58:25
Someone needs to tell both of those girls to buy dresses that fit. Nice bellies.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 12:25:55
'I thought it was END scene.'
Great contribution to the site.
Yu luv corecting tipos, huh? Wel, her yu goe!
By Jim, on November 6, 2007 13:08:16
Good thing he passed on the gum...
Walking is enough challenge for one day, Jessie.
By joejoe, on November 6, 2007 13:08:52
Stop ruining the moment Anon 11:58!
Hmmm. Jessica. Big tits - small brain . . .
By TheBig28, on November 6, 2007 13:13:38
I love the girl in the background laughing!! LMAO
By mommabear, on November 6, 2007 13:19:49
Standing beside Mandy Moore was a bad idea for her.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 14:13:38
...she'll never learn that her best position has always been horizontal. geez.
By farookahli, on November 6, 2007 14:20:24
OK, that is just brilliant! She pulls a few more stunts like that and i will become her fan.
By die Krautsalaten, on November 6, 2007 14:26:24
Todd, you give me at least one belly laugh every day. This...
Later in the night, Jessica stepped on a hoe and got smacked in the face then she ran into the side of a mountain after Road Runner painted an entrance to a tunnel.
...was brilliant.
By Kat, on November 6, 2007 14:42:04
Jim 13:08:16
He wasn't correcting a typo, he was stating that the proper thing to say at the end of an acting monologue was "end scene" and not "and scene." Unfortunately for him, he was wrong. Unfortunately for you, that makes you wronger. Thanks for playing.
By Sarcastico Jones, on November 6, 2007 15:36:43
Now, now - remember, Britney can't even walk on flat pavement without tripping and trying to drop a baby or something - so kudos, Jessica!
By Rick Sparks, on November 6, 2007 16:08:10
Britney was wearing high heels when she almost dropped her baby.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 16:11:04
@Sarcastico: So I was right the first time? Yeah!
And my dad told me I'd never amount to nothing! Suck on that, pops!
By Jim, on November 6, 2007 16:43:28
I hate looking at her ugly face.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 16:44:51
Oh, good fricking GOD. Jim, love ya babe, have been with ya wanting to marry you at times on other posts on this site (you can be quite level headed when not commenting on sex & chicks however...carry on, carry on, all in good fun:)but you were wrong and that Sarcastico moron is wrong, too. It is END SCENE...as in END OF THE SCENE. I have been in plays, helped direct plays, blah, blah, blah. Not sure why Sarcastico thinks otherwise...
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 17:48:02
Good god she is too annoying! That dress would look nicer as drapes...she looks like a fat horse.
By boo, on November 6, 2007 18:09:18
Dear Jess,
You can't sing,act,dance,write,paint or yodel.
The least you can do is FALL!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 21:54:51
anon 1748, I was wrong the first time? OK. I apologize to the original person who corrected me, but I retract my apology to Sarcasto.
Also, we really have to get more serious about this marrying talk. If a relationship based on internet message boards won't work out, then I don't want to be alive.
Call me!
By Jim, on November 7, 2007 07:07:03
It's weird how Jessica makes Mandy look so much hotter than her.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 22:05:52
Damn man, you are a riot
By MM, on November 8, 2007 15:04:30
That plastic surgery really shows well when princess is not mugging for the cameras. Did she ruin her face forever, or what?
Note to Jessica Simpleton: GET THE FUCK OUT OF NY. Heard she was moving here, and we no likey dumb dumb. No wonder why the grate up and bit her. Doesn't every whore in NY know to walk on the tip toes of their slut heels when on the street? GO BACK TO BUMBLEFUCK TX. Or Alaska. Heard there's lots of single men there. Now that Ann Heche is gay again, after breaking up two marriages, they're all yours to ruin! No Jess, Alaska is still in America. No, America. Not Canada.
By messyjessyshameshame, on November 8, 2007 16:43:06
Gotta ask:
Are those calf implants? WHAT is up with her legs?
Also, Jessie looks a little thick around the middle. A baby bump in a girdle, perhaps? She looks to have the body of a woman who has had several children, or late term abortions. And that mother of hers! Freak! Who's the Asslee clone trying to catch pudgy Jessica and save her from the dragon waiting to eat her underneath that grate? Doesn't she know about the underbelly of Manhattan?
By anonymous, on November 8, 2007 16:53:24
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