Courtney Hazlett The Scoop It’s always been said that timing is everything, but in the world of Jessica Simpson, this phrase is especially true.
A source close to the blond bombshell says that like her hookup with John Mayer, Simpson’s recent “dates” with Owen Wilson are meant to drum up good favor in the court of public opinion. “When Jess last had a new album coming out, that’s when she was introduced to John. She’s got her first country album coming out, so now she’s been conveniently introduced to Owen, who is a fellow Texan. Better yet, the public is sympathetic to him.”
In addition to the standard denials about any romantic wrangling from the Simpson camp, reps tell me that that country music album is still in the writing phase and that there isn’t a release date on the books yet.
lol! that's a riot. Le Call is the model that borrowed a $1000 umbrella from restauranteur Nello Belan and refused to give it back. as for poor tranny face jessica: go work in one of your sweat shops and die, please? she doesn't look like there's a brain cell to share between those beady tranny eyes. is it obvs. i hate her much?
Single again? I remember when this girl bragged about how she was a virgin. Now she goes through men like socks. That shit will be hanging soon. She needs to date BlingyWashington from this site. That will tear her up one last time.
You have to do a lot more than pose half-naked to earn the name Le Call. You have to be a master of disguises and bring down NATO with a team of ninja orphans to pull that off.
Owen: I'd love to take you out, but we can't to anything formal because I'm not allowed to wear neck ties or belts. Also we have to eat Asian because I'm not allowed to use forks or knives.
Shes an airhead. Probably why men get bored with her. Shes probably a bore in bed also. No imagination, no initiative. Shes probably a submissive but so far no man she has been with has tapped into that yet. She needs to be told when to suck dick, bend over and take cock. The right man could could turn her into his personal slut if he knew right buttons to push..
"Le Call" is a such a lovely name. Who wouldn't want to pay tribute to one of the ugliest cars of the 1980s? I wonder if her parents thought it up by themselves or if they got a sponsorship deal from Renault?
I have to agree about the umbrella - for $1000, I better be able to assassinate Bulgarian dissidents with it!
Gotta agree with 17:29:32...let's not make life worse for the transgendered who are already misunderstood. They don't need to be compared to Jessica. That's just mean. All the men -->women I've met (and I live in San Francisco) are much more feminine looking than Jessica Simpson.
If you can find the photos alledging he was with Jessica, after close inspection you can see its Le Call. If someone told you it was Jessica though, it would be easy to mistake when Le Call is dressed down.
You know, Jessica is probably pretty horny from not having sex for so long. She'd probably screw like there's no tomorrow.
And by that, I mean there would be "no tomorrow" for the guy who gets humped by her. Her vagina would probably feel like sticking your dick into a rotating cement truck in the hot Summer sun.
Someone please, for the life of me, tell me, what is Jessica Simpson selling at Macy's? And is she THAT desperate to be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?
Someone please, for the life of me, tell me, what is Jessica Simpson selling at Macy's? And is she THAT desperate to be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?
To bad Owen had to pick this Le Call Whore. Her face is so ugly and she is a gold digging bitch. He must be stupid. Kate Hudson was alot better than this piece of crap so called model.
You guys are right: The minute I saw "Le Call" I assumed this tart was a prostitute, which she probably still is, between modeling jobs and catalog work.
Jessica needs to stop fucking with plastic surgery. She never needed it, and has turned herself into an unattractive woman.
I was curious to see how she'd fair on the View but she just sat there and...nothing. Nada. Zip. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TALK ON A TALK show! Duh? Huh? Wha? Where am I again?? Brainless wonder. What was ABC thinking putting a mute in a seat on the View?
That show has the poorest judgment when it comes to hiring new people to talk. Then they wonder why they never win awards.
46 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI'm not sure I want to see Jessica naked.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 12:10:30
Nice handlebar eyebrows, Jessie.
By joejoe, on November 13, 2007 12:11:30
I don't want to see Jessica Simpson's dick. Tell that ugly tranny to keep his clothes on.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 12:13:29
Courtney Hazlett
The Scoop
It’s always been said that timing is everything, but in the world of Jessica Simpson, this phrase is especially true.
A source close to the blond bombshell says that like her hookup with John Mayer, Simpson’s recent “dates” with Owen Wilson are meant to drum up good favor in the court of public opinion. “When Jess last had a new album coming out, that’s when she was introduced to John. She’s got her first country album coming out, so now she’s been conveniently introduced to Owen, who is a fellow Texan. Better yet, the public is sympathetic to him.”
In addition to the standard denials about any romantic wrangling from the Simpson camp, reps tell me that that country music album is still in the writing phase and that there isn’t a release date on the books yet.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 12:15:32
lol! that's a riot. Le Call is the model that borrowed a $1000 umbrella from restauranteur Nello Belan and refused to give it back. as for poor tranny face jessica: go work in one of your sweat shops and die, please? she doesn't look like there's a brain cell to share between those beady tranny eyes. is it obvs. i hate her much?
By farookahli, on November 13, 2007 12:22:32
omg she is so scary and fugly. i gasped when i clicked on this site.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 12:24:02
Jessica's boobs won't quit.
Well, neither will I.
By Horatio Cane, on November 13, 2007 12:24:21
LMAO @ that last pic Jessica holding that photoshopped pic of herself like "this looks nothing like me."
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 12:26:04
ahhh a cracked out model on cocaine that likes cocaine for her cocaine addiction is a perfect enabler for owen wilson. good call stupid.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 12:33:19
"LMAO @ that last pic Jessica holding that photoshopped pic of herself like "this looks nothing like me."
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 12:26:04
That's his sister in pic 5.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 12:49:45
2girls1cup
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 13:21:26
"wrist deep"...
heh heh heh. excellent.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 13:32:49
I hope "Le Call" knows CPR.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 13:33:22
Oh, Horatio...........I LOVE YOU!!!!
By Too soon to be Mrs. Cane????, on November 13, 2007 13:36:06
Wait.
A thousand dollar UMBRELLA????
By JMR, on November 13, 2007 13:36:45
Le Call? Is that her first name? Her first and last? What is up with models and the whole one-name thing? Who do you think you are?
Dear Le Call, you're dating a loser. AND your name sucks.
But you look great!
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 13:40:14
Single again? I remember when this girl bragged about how she was a virgin. Now she goes through men like socks. That shit will be hanging soon. She needs to date BlingyWashington from this site. That will tear her up one last time.
By chuggdog, on November 13, 2007 13:49:26
You have to do a lot more than pose half-naked to earn the name Le Call. You have to be a master of disguises and bring down NATO with a team of ninja orphans to pull that off.
By BushyTailedSandFlea, on November 13, 2007 14:01:02
die, simpson sisters, die. and take your dad with you.
By catman, on November 13, 2007 14:12:03
Homegirl just wanted some attention.
www.wannasmile.com
By WannaSmile, on November 13, 2007 14:25:39
Owen: I'd love to take you out, but we can't to anything formal because I'm not allowed to wear neck ties or belts. Also we have to eat Asian because I'm not allowed to use forks or knives.
Le Call: My name doesn't make any sense.
END SCENE
By TheBig28, on November 13, 2007 15:04:26
Chopsticks can be deadly, Big28. Here, let me show you on this amazingly lifelike imitation of Britney Smears.
Whoa. What? You mean that was Britney Smears?
Whoops.
My bad.
By Vigilante, on November 13, 2007 15:25:59
Anyone else think the headline said "Jessica Simpson is Simple. AGAIN."
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 15:56:43
LOL at thebig28, I just spit on the keyboard!
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 16:48:11
Whew! Jessica dodged a nut there. I mean Nick and John were wimps, make no doubt aboout it, but Owen's straight up goof troop.
By Starbucks fan, on November 13, 2007 17:01:51
Didn't she shorten her name? I think it was originally "Le Call Girl"
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 17:06:42
You're sort of right, 17:06. She did shorten it.
I'm pretty sure it was "Le Last Call". As in the only chick left at the bar, last call.
Le Woof.
By Vigilante, on November 13, 2007 17:17:19
That ho has a stupid fuckin name but at least she isn't as ugly as Jessica.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 17:22:25
Don't transgendered individuals face enough prejudice without being compared to Jessica Simpson?
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 17:29:32
Shes an airhead. Probably why men get bored with her. Shes probably a bore in bed also. No imagination, no initiative. Shes probably a submissive but so far no man she has been with has tapped into that yet.
She needs to be told when to suck dick, bend over and take cock. The right man could could turn her into his personal slut if he knew right buttons to push..
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 17:30:02
"Le Call" is a such a lovely name. Who wouldn't want to pay tribute to one of the ugliest cars of the 1980s? I wonder if her parents thought it up by themselves or if they got a sponsorship deal from Renault?
I have to agree about the umbrella - for $1000, I better be able to assassinate Bulgarian dissidents with it!
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 18:04:30
Owen found out she has a penis. She looks like an ugly hooker in those photos. Go away fugly tranny please go away.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 18:47:54
Gotta agree with 17:29:32...let's not make life worse for the transgendered who are already misunderstood. They don't need to be compared to Jessica. That's just mean. All the men -->women I've met (and I live in San Francisco) are much more feminine looking than Jessica Simpson.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 19:44:19
What happened to this bitch? She used to be soo cute and now she looks more and more like a man.
By Prettyboy, on November 13, 2007 20:10:37
OWEN NEVER DATED JESSICA!!!
LE CALL WAS MISIDENTIFIED AS JESSICA!
If you can find the photos alledging he was with Jessica, after close inspection you can see its Le Call. If someone told you it was Jessica though, it would be easy to mistake when Le Call is dressed down.
By ellen, on November 13, 2007 21:39:52
You know, Jessica is probably pretty horny from not having sex for so long. She'd probably screw like there's no tomorrow.
And by that, I mean there would be "no tomorrow" for the guy who gets humped by her. Her vagina would probably feel like sticking your dick into a rotating cement truck in the hot Summer sun.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 21:47:30
hey jessica...
one word...
roots.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 22:06:11
Did Jessica get that lip collagen shit?
Her lips look alot more fish like than I remember them to be before.
Now she has fish lips like Britney..ugh!
By Ava, on November 13, 2007 23:05:27
Someone please, for the life of me, tell me, what is Jessica Simpson selling at Macy's? And is she THAT desperate to be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?
By Plastic Steel, on November 14, 2007 03:52:03
Someone please, for the life of me, tell me, what is Jessica Simpson selling at Macy's? And is she THAT desperate to be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?
By Plastic Steel, on November 14, 2007 05:16:19
Did she get her left eye "adjusted" a la Paris Hilton? It looks odd...
By jbonz, on November 14, 2007 07:18:42
If someone could, please explain to me why Macy's decided to sell Jessica Simpson's stuff!
(By the way, what is the stuff she is selling there; wasn't Wal-Mart good enough for Miss Prissy?)
By Plastic Steel, on November 14, 2007 07:48:13
jessica's nose is awful!!
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 08:39:07
jessica's nose is awful!!
By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 08:39:07
Her nose is the least of her problems. Penis removal surgery is a major procedure, we need to be supportive of her at this time.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2007 07:40:07
To bad Owen had to pick this Le Call Whore. Her face is so ugly and she is a gold digging bitch. He must be stupid. Kate Hudson was alot better than this piece of crap so called model.
By anonymous, on November 16, 2007 02:47:30
You guys are right: The minute I saw "Le Call" I assumed this tart was a prostitute, which she probably still is, between modeling jobs and catalog work.
Jessica needs to stop fucking with plastic surgery. She never needed it, and has turned herself into an unattractive woman.
I was curious to see how she'd fair on the View but she just sat there and...nothing. Nada. Zip. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TALK ON A TALK show! Duh? Huh? Wha? Where am I again?? Brainless wonder. What was ABC thinking putting a mute in a seat on the View?
That show has the poorest judgment when it comes to hiring new people to talk. Then they wonder why they never win awards.
By anonymous, on November 17, 2007 00:32:51
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