For as wealthy as Tom Cruise is he dresses horribly. From the "metallic" looking suits to the horrible hair cut and huge sunglasses that make him look like a tard every time he gets his picture taken.
He needs to get some help because who ever dresses him isn't on his side...
Look at that blank stare on that baby's face. I can't wait until we find out that Suri is autistic and Tommy has to blame himself since Scientology says it can't possibly be genetic.
Tommy DIDN'T leave Nicole (correct spelling) to "fuck" THAT, moron. Tommy is a gay midget dwarf or GMD (thanks LaineyGossip dot com), you see, and Nicole was his beard...a lesbian in her own right and in a sham marriage, also. Okkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay????????????????? Good lord this is not rocket science.
It works out to about 4.75 miles per hour. A fast walk is 4 mph. You don't really need great fitness to do what she did (walk-run for 5 1/2 hours), you just need a zombie-like mindset to keep doing the same thing for hours on end without really thinking about it, or you'll go crazy. Gee, I wonder when she developed that skill?
Fuck you, fat ass. Let's see you pull that off. I've done a 26-mile marathon and it is no fucking small feat. It takes a great deal of stamina. You say she "just" walk/ran for 5.5 hours. It takes a very high level of fitness to do that because if you're not in shape, your quads give out, your ankles give out, your calves cramp up and you eventually have to stop.
5 hours running and NO SWEAT with all that clothing and she is dry ,yeah right she ran for 5 MINUTES not 5 hours thats a lie ,she took a cab or a limo to the finish line
Oh great, here comes everyone bragging about how fast they can run marathons. I'd bet 5% of the comments are maybe half-true.
This is just like the drug experts who chime in whenever pills are mentioned. "It's clearly peroxyhyrroxymetamorphicalotixican, you can tell by the blue tint on the pill".
Shut up, everyone. Just shut up. You are all lying and you know it. How do you sleep at night?
She apparently crossed the finish line and just kept on running, it took three teams of Scientology guards and twenty tranquilizer darts to bring her down.
i'm here to brag about how i had a baby 2 weeks ago and i only have 10lbs left to lose to be back to my pre-pregnancy weight of 134. haha katie holmes you sucker -- had to run to lose the chub.
I think Katie looks totally hot in the banner pic. I know people like to make fun of her and Tom, but she did a cool, difficult thing, she looks hot, her daughter is cute. Don't like Tom, fine, but Katie has done/said nothing to deserve flatchested, dog, big butt comments. I love Katie!
must be nice to have all that time and money to do this. I don't admire her at all...yes, it takes a lot of dedication, stamina, and hard work, but when you've got millions and all the time in the world, this is a breeze to "squeeze" into your schedule.
I admire those who have the strength to do this while working full time, and have a house full of kids.
Suri is a retarded looking little alien. Katie is a stupid goldigger who decided to dig the gold in the wrong place. Tom is just a pathetic little fag. I'm fed up with his fake relationships with women. If he came out of the closet I'd have at least some respect for him.
No bra AND wearing yoga pants...hmmm...okay, I know she said she likes to run but she could have worn a sports bra and at least some lycra shorts to help with making her faster...otherwise it's just for show and for everyone to see her nips bounce.
No more juice inside Suri's battery y'all, that's why she looked "empty". Katie should have kept on running (why carry an i-pod when she can tuck in an escape route map between her flat chest?)
Wow, if she really did run this marathon...she looks amazing for just having run a marathon. Her time is okay. Besides, when I started running I'd do great the first hour and a half, then I'd have to walk a little. I'm just kind of amazed how terrific she looks. I'm not awful looking, but after I ran my first marathon I looked hideous & I'm happy my family didn't take a photo of me. Props to her on doing this.
11:25, please do not insult the beloved Corgis! They are very hard-working, intelligent, lovable, non-closeted dogs. TomFag is built more like a centipede. A big-gay-lisping-Scientologist-retard-John Travlota-dick smoking-centipide who can't act and jerks off to photos of himself. BTW, that is one of the gayer pictures he's taken lately...
Okay, a couple of things are wrong with this story:
Um, real runners would not wear long yoga pants for a marathon. The seams would rub and she'd be dripping blood down her legs by the 10th mile.
Why is she not sweating? No sweat anywhere, not on her body or clothing? WTF?
Did anyone actually see her START this race?
And..um...living the last few years of her life in front of the camera, and NO PHOTOGRAPHER ever caught her out running or working out? You can't run a marathon on a treadmill folks.
I have a friend who runs marathons and I asked him about this, and he says it's bullshit. She also would not have the energy to go party in high heels later than night. My friend doesn't even put on shoes for a day after.
Yeah, Tom didn't leave Nicole for Katie. Tom left Nicole b'c she effed around (prolly with Ewan McGregor), got pregnant, and Tom knew it wasn't his b'c he can't have kids (Suri seems to be short for "surrogate"). Nicole conveniently 'forgot' that second 'miscarriage' in the Vanity Fair article, I guess. Probably because it wasn't a miscarriage, it was an abortion. I'm just sayin'...
Nicole has no body either. Are you people blind? The body doubles in some of her movies are obviously not her figure. She's flat from the top down too. Maybe that's what Tom likes.
Anonymous I agree. I just don't see how anyone could run for 5 hours and not sweat a drop? And with no bra on? Then go out in high heels that same night?? Something is definitely rotten in Tommyville!
I think they are very happy. And Suri is far from a 'blank stare' child. There are countless photos of this beautiful little doll with her parents walking and laughing, this Suri turned out to be some doll, (So much for the hoopla about the other 'most beautiful baby on the planet'). I think Kate is so classy and I also believe, she loves Tom and likewise. Kate looks better then ever too, enough said.
Yeah, I call bullshit on this whole story. I saw the photos of "Kate" and immediately thought: long yoga pants, yoga top, casual jacket, and a COTTON baseball cap casually perched on top of her head? Aw, HELL naw. And, OUCH.
For the morons out there who assume we're all jealous of Kate and her wonderful time and family, again, naw. I've run two marathons - at the END of Ironman races, and my times were an hour faster than this chick. And I'd rather run ten thousand miles, braless and in yoga pants, than be held prisoner by Herr Cruise.
And one last thing - 2 months to train for a marathon? No way. 6 months at least, unless you race regularly.
And with that, we've all talked this to death, eh?
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By Tazznum1, on November 5, 2007 10:03:05
'who learned to run as a child in Toledo, Ohio'
If I lived in Toledo I would have started running at an early age too...
By joejoe, on November 5, 2007 10:05:09
I like to make fun as much as the next guy, but make no mistake. That's 26.2 freaking miles. Good for her.
Anon.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 10:10:17
5+ hours? What a fattie.
Just kidding, good for her. Most of those celebs probably couldn't do it without walking.
By J-Bird, on November 5, 2007 10:18:30
"who learned to run as a child in Toledo, Ohio"
Do kids have to "learn" to run? Isn't it a natural insinct?
By dreadpiratecuervo, on November 5, 2007 10:21:44
"who learned to run as a child in Toledo, Ohio"
Do kids have to "learn" to run? Isn't it a natural instinct?
By dreadpiratecuervo, on November 5, 2007 10:21:54
Apparently her ass crossed the finish line a few hours later.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 10:23:31
I guess this puts the "baby bump" rumors to rest.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 10:25:51
Start at the 'F' and go up and then right.
It spells.
F-ING.
Hahaha.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 10:33:13
Anyone who does that gets props from me, I don't care who you are.
But...a marathon in yoga pants? That would drive me nuts.
Next stop: a decent barber for Tom. What is that on his head?
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 10:40:42
26 miles and no bra?
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 10:51:05
For as wealthy as Tom Cruise is he dresses horribly. From the "metallic" looking suits to the horrible hair cut and huge sunglasses that make him look like a tard every time he gets his picture taken.
He needs to get some help because who ever dresses him isn't on his side...
By Molitor, on November 5, 2007 11:01:57
Look at that blank stare on that baby's face.
I can't wait until we find out that Suri is autistic and Tommy has to blame himself since Scientology says it can't possibly be genetic.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 11:18:47
Tom couldn't run with her because he has those short stubby legs like a Corgi. Midgets don't make good marathon runners.
By Katie and Her Corgi, on November 5, 2007 11:25:50
Nice nips.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 11:28:11
Her tits probably sag an inch lower after that jaunt with no bra.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 11:29:15
She has an ugly ass and a dog face. I can't believe Tommy left Nichole to fuck that.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 11:32:55
When is Tom going to get rid of that stupid cock sucker hair cut?
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 11:41:59
Tommy DIDN'T leave Nicole (correct spelling) to "fuck" THAT, moron. Tommy is a gay midget dwarf or GMD (thanks LaineyGossip dot com), you see, and Nicole was his beard...a lesbian in her own right and in a sham marriage, also. Okkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay????????????????? Good lord this is not rocket science.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 11:47:50
10:51, flat chested girls can run without one.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 11:53:24
its pretty sad when you dont need a bra when you go running...poor thing
By flatchest, on November 5, 2007 11:55:34
It works out to about 4.75 miles per hour. A fast walk is 4 mph. You don't really need great fitness to do what she did (walk-run for 5 1/2 hours), you just need a zombie-like mindset to keep doing the same thing for hours on end without really thinking about it, or you'll go crazy. Gee, I wonder when she developed that skill?
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 12:00:54
I WANT MY FAMILY BACK!
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 12:06:33
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 12:00:54
Fuck you, fat ass. Let's see you pull that off. I've done a 26-mile marathon and it is no fucking small feat. It takes a great deal of stamina. You say she "just" walk/ran for 5.5 hours. It takes a very high level of fitness to do that because if you're not in shape, your quads give out, your ankles give out, your calves cramp up and you eventually have to stop.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 12:13:49
Suri does look a little off. Poor thing.
Katie looks like she hasn't been this happy in years. Sigh.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 12:27:04
5 hours running and NO SWEAT with all that clothing and she is dry ,yeah right she ran for 5 MINUTES not 5 hours thats a lie ,she took a cab or a limo to the finish line
By Katie din't run, on November 5, 2007 12:44:20
Oh great, here comes everyone bragging about how fast they can run marathons. I'd bet 5% of the comments are maybe half-true.
This is just like the drug experts who chime in whenever pills are mentioned. "It's clearly peroxyhyrroxymetamorphicalotixican, you can tell by the blue tint on the pill".
Shut up, everyone. Just shut up. You are all lying and you know it. How do you sleep at night?
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 13:05:14
Look how that a-hole she is married to has to butt right in front of her for the paps. SHE completed the marathan, dickhead, NOT YOU.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 13:08:21
She apparently crossed the finish line and just kept on running, it took three teams of Scientology guards and twenty tranquilizer darts to bring her down.
By Gary Glitter's favourite nephew, on November 5, 2007 13:16:43
Man, her flabby no-ass is gross. Further proof Tom is a big ol' dick smoker. Straight guys like a girl with an ass.
By Kilo, on November 5, 2007 13:34:29
suri is adorable. i'm glad she grew out of that whole weird baby/'alien-looking' phase
By Billie a.k.a Jackie_dressedincobras, on November 5, 2007 13:35:42
Oh and, by the way, that kid is frikkin' weird looking. Definitely bred in a glass jar somewhere down in scientology central.
By Kilo, on November 5, 2007 13:36:37
"Shut up, everyone. Just shut up. You are all lying and you know it. How do you sleep at night?"
Like a baby. We're just fucking around on the internet. Chill out.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 13:41:59
So, they decided to NOT disqualify her for the headphones? celebrity has its privileges.
By lulu, on November 5, 2007 13:42:47
i'm here to brag about how i had a baby 2 weeks ago and i only have 10lbs left to lose to be back to my pre-pregnancy weight of 134. haha katie holmes you sucker -- had to run to lose the chub.
By echoroc, on November 5, 2007 13:47:52
a bra would've been helpful in running for 5 hours straight. just a thought.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 15:04:13
13:47
I'm sure your baby is ugly. Enjoy being "skinny" again.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 15:08:15
I think Katie looks totally hot in the banner pic. I know people like to make fun of her and Tom, but she did a cool, difficult thing, she looks hot, her daughter is cute. Don't like Tom, fine, but Katie has done/said nothing to deserve flatchested, dog, big butt comments. I love Katie!
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 16:32:20
One time I thought about running a marathon, and just thinking about it was the most fulfilling experience of my life.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 17:33:51
Fuck off 16:32.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 17:48:07
must be nice to have all that time and money to do this. I don't admire her at all...yes, it takes a lot of dedication, stamina, and hard work, but when you've got millions and all the time in the world, this is a breeze to "squeeze" into your schedule.
I admire those who have the strength to do this while working full time, and have a house full of kids.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 18:52:37
Suri is a retarded looking little alien. Katie is a stupid goldigger who decided to dig the gold in the wrong place. Tom is just a pathetic little fag. I'm fed up with his fake relationships with women. If he came out of the closet I'd have at least some respect for him.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 18:54:01
No bra AND wearing yoga pants...hmmm...okay, I know she said she likes to run but she could have worn a sports bra and at least some lycra shorts to help with making her faster...otherwise it's just for show and for everyone to see her nips bounce.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 20:09:10
If she has (allegedly) run a marathon, why isn't she sweating?
By Aussie Chick, on November 5, 2007 21:35:19
Whatever. Good on her for getting out there and doing it! I have never respected her more.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 22:26:10
No more juice inside Suri's battery y'all, that's why she looked "empty". Katie should have kept on running (why carry an i-pod when she can tuck in an escape route map between her flat chest?)
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 23:36:17
Do kids have to "learn" to run? Isn't it a natural insinct?
Only if you're a girl born into an Italian family with older brothers!
Wait, do inappropriate incest jokes make it past the moderators?
By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 23:46:48
She should leave dwarf Cruise,he`s a WEIRDO.
Well,both of them are weirdos,but he´s just FUGLY.
By Mafalda, on November 6, 2007 04:01:44
ditto 18:52
If she actually had to work for a living and didn't probably have a nanny or five to look after her kid, then maybe I'd be impressed.
Sorry, but with all her advantages I'd be surprised if she didn't find the time to train for a marathon.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 04:47:03
I'm impressed. Good for her; they make a beautiful family.
By Johnny Depp's Mistress, on November 6, 2007 04:49:57
Wow, if she really did run this marathon...she looks amazing for just having run a marathon. Her time is okay. Besides, when I started running I'd do great the first hour and a half, then I'd have to walk a little. I'm just kind of amazed how terrific she looks. I'm not awful looking, but after I ran my first marathon I looked hideous & I'm happy my family didn't take a photo of me. Props to her on doing this.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 05:52:05
11:25, please do not insult the beloved Corgis! They are very hard-working, intelligent, lovable, non-closeted dogs. TomFag is built more like a centipede. A big-gay-lisping-Scientologist-retard-John Travlota-dick smoking-centipide who can't act and jerks off to photos of himself. BTW, that is one of the gayer pictures he's taken lately...
By TeacherBitch, on November 6, 2007 09:21:51
Okay, a couple of things are wrong with this story:
Um, real runners would not wear long yoga pants for a marathon. The seams would rub and she'd be dripping blood down her legs by the 10th mile.
Why is she not sweating? No sweat anywhere, not on her body or clothing? WTF?
Did anyone actually see her START this race?
And..um...living the last few years of her life in front of the camera, and NO PHOTOGRAPHER ever caught her out running or working out? You can't run a marathon on a treadmill folks.
I have a friend who runs marathons and I asked him about this, and he says it's bullshit. She also would not have the energy to go party in high heels later than night. My friend doesn't even put on shoes for a day after.
I call bullshit on this whole story.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 09:31:01
Yeah, Tom didn't leave Nicole for Katie. Tom left Nicole b'c she effed around (prolly with Ewan McGregor), got pregnant, and Tom knew it wasn't his b'c he can't have kids (Suri seems to be short for "surrogate"). Nicole conveniently 'forgot' that second 'miscarriage' in the Vanity Fair article, I guess. Probably because it wasn't a miscarriage, it was an abortion.
I'm just sayin'...
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 09:53:49
Nicole has no body either. Are you people blind? The body doubles in some of her movies are obviously not her figure. She's flat from the top down too. Maybe that's what Tom likes.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:03:43
Anonymous I agree. I just don't see how anyone could run for 5 hours and not sweat a drop? And with no bra on? Then go out in high heels that same night?? Something is definitely rotten in Tommyville!
By i agree , on November 6, 2007 10:16:47
I didn't know scarecrows could run that far.
By Mephistopheles, on November 6, 2007 10:32:36
November 5, 2007 16:32:20
November 5, 2007 22:26:10
November 6, 2007 04:49:57
November 6, 2007 05:52:05
November 6, 2007 09:53:49
... are scientology shills.
By L. Ron Poobear, on November 6, 2007 12:45:46
I think they are very happy. And Suri is far from a 'blank stare' child. There are countless photos of this beautiful little doll with her parents walking and laughing, this Suri turned out to be some doll, (So much for the hoopla about the other 'most beautiful baby on the planet'). I think Kate is so classy and I also believe, she loves Tom and likewise. Kate looks better then ever too, enough said.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 14:19:19
14:19:19 = Scientologist
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 14:20:35
14:19
You refer to her as "Kate"?
Christ, pry your lips away from Tom Cruise's asscheeks and promptly kill yourself. Seriously dude.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 15:04:08
None of you seem to realize that once you get those pesky body thetans sorted out, you no longer sweat.
Or fart.
Or let the pretty, pretty boys tickle your prostate.
By Xenu Lava Pool Party, on November 6, 2007 19:04:55
Yeah, I call bullshit on this whole story. I saw the photos of "Kate" and immediately thought: long yoga pants, yoga top, casual jacket, and a COTTON baseball cap casually perched on top of her head? Aw, HELL naw. And, OUCH.
For the morons out there who assume we're all jealous of Kate and her wonderful time and family, again, naw. I've run two marathons - at the END of Ironman races, and my times were an hour faster than this chick. And I'd rather run ten thousand miles, braless and in yoga pants, than be held prisoner by Herr Cruise.
And one last thing - 2 months to train for a marathon? No way. 6 months at least, unless you race regularly.
And with that, we've all talked this to death, eh?
By Phooey, on November 6, 2007 22:34:17
"I've run two marathons - at the END of Ironman races, and my times were an hour faster than this chick."
The law of internet bragging: always multiply the braggart's "accomplishments" by 10%.
In other words, you once ran a 5K. It took you 30 minutes and you puked afterwards.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 11:19:53
someone who "runs" a marathon in 5.5 hours (and thats the claim who knows if its true) walked a good deal of it.
By art vandelay, on November 8, 2007 12:03:48
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