I'm so sick of this bitch. If karDOUCHEian makes these kinds of accusations, but doesn't bother to file any reports or won't return phone calls, it's obvious she's lying. My suggestion is, have the city attorney call her & her reps up & either require them to file a report, tell them what happened, have her issue a statement apologizing for lying to the press & the police or have the police tell the press the investigation is being dropped for lack of any evidence. Regardless, bill her for all the police & investigation man hours; the police are NOT publicity vehicles.
I'm so disgusted by this twat anyway; she's a no-talent slut who's famous for being famous. She has only one descernible talent - fellatio. Isn't that what she's pretending to do with that bottle?
I honestly read that as, '$50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Catheter, a watch, a laptop, and a digital camera'. I guess your mind just jumps to the things that make the most sense.
lmfao @ the terror alert comment. this whore is famous for sucking a black man's cock on camera and having a dad who helped get OJ Simpson out of prison. she's worse than Paris Hilton.
SHE IS SOOO BEAUTIFUL, YOU ALL ARE CRAZY. COW ??? WHAT ? A SIZE 5 MAYBE.THATS A COW?? GIVE ME A BREAK.SHE HAS A GREAT BODY TO GO WITH THE FACE.THERE IS NOT ONE THING WRONG WITH HER.
She may be a loser, but I'd be thrilled to have her body. People making these fat comments must not go to a gym. This is the body we aspire to build at the gym. My trainer would consider it the highest accomplishment (after health) to help build a booty like that, one with a "shelf".
She's disgusting. Fake tits, fake ass, tons of plastic surgery, likes getting pissed on, is a friend of pair-ASS hilton (need I say more), a total media whore, no job, no future, no brains. Her "momager" is a total whore; she pimps her daughter out to Playboy & "girls gone wild". She'd do everyone a favor if she drove her car off a cliff.
is that piss in that bottle she's pouring all over her face?
i'm pretty sure the only way she'd be recognized by ANYONE would be if she had one black dick in her fake ass and one in her mouth, and she was drenched in piss.
and for those 2 or 3 fools out there saying how GORGEOUS she is, what kind of brain-damaging crack are you smoking in your mom's basement?
"Somebody needs to tell her that's a bottle and not a black wang."
LOL classic...i love it. Also the one about caps lock bein' cruise control for cool...funny thread. i like the people sticking up for arabs too...oooh, nooooooo lets not insult terrorists!!! what kind of effed up level of PC have we come to? and this bitch really does not deserve any respect at all...she doesn't respect herself...why should we respect her?
"My trainer would consider it the highest accomplishment (after health) to help build a booty like that, one with a "shelf"."
You must not go to a gym either. You can't build a big ass. Either you are born with one, or you have on implanted (or you get fat). You can do squats for 8 hours a day and still not have a desirable ass. It's genetics, mostly.
um, actually, you CAN build a rounder ass...sure some people have trouble, and not everybody can build one like that....but you sure as hell can build one up...
"i like the people sticking up for arabs too...oooh, nooooooo lets not insult terrorists!!! what kind of effed up level of PC have we come to?" - MMB
MMB,
you sir or maam are an idiot. No one was sticking up for terrorists...you're a total moron if you think all arabs are terrorists and are an even bigger moron of you think armenians are from the middle east
You must not go to a gym either. You can't build a big ass.
Actually, I work with a trainer three days a week for an hour each time for the last year and a half, and my ass is much improved, bigger, rounder, etc. AND is still improving, but you do have a point about genetics. There is only so much anyone can do.
Kim K: Publicity Stunt -- Her ASS! Posted Nov 30th 2007 5:28PM by TMZ Staff Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Despite reports that Kim Kardashian's recent airport bling ripoff was a publicity stunt, the police report we obtained spells out exactly what was lost -- and its worth. Port Authority indeed!
TMZ has obtained both police reports taken by the Port Authority at JFK airport, filed by Kim Kardashian and her sister, Kourtney. As TMZ first reported, a Cartier watch, laptop, digital camera and almost $50,000 in diamond jewelry are among the items listed. No surprise here!
God, why do people find this bitch sexy? She's just as plastic as a fucking inflatable, and in fact you'd be better off with one. At least the dolls' assholes won't be stretched and scabby.
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Leave Your Commentattention all jlo hewitt fans: THIS is an hourglass fligure.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 13:53:48
I am shocked that Kim would do something just for attention.
By Jim, on November 29, 2007 13:59:09
"The only way she'd get surrounded in an airport is if the terror alert level was raised."
Best fucking line EVER. And accurate as well.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 14:01:29
I'm so sick of this bitch. If karDOUCHEian makes these kinds of accusations, but doesn't bother to file any reports or won't return phone calls, it's obvious she's lying. My suggestion is, have the city attorney call her & her reps up & either require them to file a report, tell them what happened, have her issue a statement apologizing for lying to the press & the police or have the police tell the press the investigation is being dropped for lack of any evidence. Regardless, bill her for all the police & investigation man hours; the police are NOT publicity vehicles.
I'm so disgusted by this twat anyway; she's a no-talent slut who's famous for being famous. She has only one descernible talent - fellatio. Isn't that what she's pretending to do with that bottle?
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 14:02:50
you've reached a new level of stereotyping, a very unfunny one at that.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 14:08:52
I honestly read that as, '$50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Catheter, a watch, a laptop, and a digital camera'. I guess your mind just jumps to the things that make the most sense.
By That guy who doesn't know what a catheter is., on November 29, 2007 14:10:48
lmfao @ the terror alert comment. this whore is famous for sucking a black man's cock on camera and having a dad who helped get OJ Simpson out of prison. she's worse than Paris Hilton.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 14:18:21
normally love the writing, but the terror level thing was a bit below the belt.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 14:21:47
The "terror level thing" was funny as fuck. Keep it up and fuck the "politically correct" assholes.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 14:23:18
I would love to hate fuck her fake butt.
By Troy, on November 29, 2007 14:23:22
I really couldn't care less about this cow.
By Joe Mahma, on November 29, 2007 14:27:08
I would've recognized her if she was soaked in piss.
Didn's Lohan patent this one a while back when her Hermes was stolen? Allegedly...
By Hyperbole, on November 29, 2007 14:31:10
she's a no-talent slut who's famous for being famous.
Close. She's famous for being peed on by d-list celebrities.
She has only one descernible talent - fellatio.
Have you seen her sex tape? She out-borings Paris Hilton in the sack.
By Wang, on November 29, 2007 14:36:21
The only way she'd get surrounded in an airport is if the terror alert level was raised. damn that is one classic line.
By NubianGoddez, on November 29, 2007 15:12:30
"The only way she'd get surrounded in an airport is if the terror alert level was raised."
Best fucking line EVER. And accurate as well.
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LOL! I totally agree. Low blow, but hey, she's used to it! Hilarious.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 17:17:00
that is definitely an hourglass figure, god-DAMN!
and anyone whos seen a picture of her candid and wihtout makeup knows how pretty she really is.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 17:18:07
SHE IS SOOO BEAUTIFUL, YOU ALL ARE CRAZY. COW ??? WHAT ? A SIZE 5 MAYBE.THATS A COW?? GIVE ME A BREAK.SHE HAS A GREAT BODY TO GO WITH THE FACE.THERE IS NOT ONE THING WRONG WITH HER.
By DANIELLE, on November 29, 2007 17:25:46
17:25 Caps lock is cruise-control for cool.
On topic, I'd let her follow me into a public restroom and use her as a urinal cake if she asked nicely enough.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 17:50:17
Somebody needs to tell her that's a bottle and not a black wang.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 18:10:07
The terror threat line was great. Wish I thought of it myself.
By J-Bird, on November 29, 2007 18:21:42
She's so beautiful.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 18:31:58
Gorgeous whore.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 18:46:53
shes beautiful but im not liking the bangs on her and shes about 10 pounds away from what I consider fat. Also, Missoni makes some hideous dresses.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 19:21:49
the police should charge her for filing a false police report.dumb wannabe skank.
By poonster, on November 29, 2007 20:26:24
She may be a loser, but I'd be thrilled to have her body. People making these fat comments must not go to a gym. This is the body we aspire to build at the gym. My trainer would consider it the highest accomplishment (after health) to help build a booty like that, one with a "shelf".
By kalena, on November 29, 2007 20:44:43
She's disgusting. Fake tits, fake ass, tons of plastic surgery, likes getting pissed on, is a friend of pair-ASS hilton (need I say more), a total media whore, no job, no future, no brains. Her "momager" is a total whore; she pimps her daughter out to Playboy & "girls gone wild". She'd do everyone a favor if she drove her car off a cliff.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 21:06:44
She looks a little like J.Lo(during the early days)...
By Vel, on November 29, 2007 21:30:34
terror alert... OUCH
she's armenian
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 23:16:28
She is gross as a person. Boobs are obiously fake but the booty? You think that's fake? I dunno. I know it's done but how often?
By anonymous, on November 29, 2007 23:51:48
"Unless a city bus broke down nearby"
You've got her fanbase pegged accurately.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 01:54:59
is that piss in that bottle she's pouring all over her face?
i'm pretty sure the only way she'd be recognized by ANYONE would be if she had one black dick in her fake ass and one in her mouth, and she was drenched in piss.
and for those 2 or 3 fools out there saying how GORGEOUS she is, what kind of brain-damaging crack are you smoking in your mom's basement?
skank-whore-skank.
By vfnwriklsd, on November 30, 2007 05:09:17
thanks due to her being a fat assed whore with no talent, wake up people ..this chis is a dumbass.
By boyd jrff, on November 30, 2007 05:33:22
"Somebody needs to tell her that's a bottle and not a black wang."
LOL classic...i love it. Also the one about caps lock bein' cruise control for cool...funny thread. i like the people sticking up for arabs too...oooh, nooooooo lets not insult terrorists!!! what kind of effed up level of PC have we come to? and this bitch really does not deserve any respect at all...she doesn't respect herself...why should we respect her?
By MMB, on November 30, 2007 05:34:34
"My trainer would consider it the highest accomplishment (after health) to help build a booty like that, one with a "shelf"."
You must not go to a gym either. You can't build a big ass. Either you are born with one, or you have on implanted (or you get fat). You can do squats for 8 hours a day and still not have a desirable ass. It's genetics, mostly.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 05:43:04
F***, she looks good ...
By jt, on November 30, 2007 06:35:40
um, actually, you CAN build a rounder ass...sure some people have trouble, and not everybody can build one like that....but you sure as hell can build one up...
By MMB, on November 30, 2007 07:02:16
slutty ... check
dumb ... check
amazing body ... check
beautiful ... check
she is the perfect woman.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 07:54:51
ship this fuckin arabian outta the country
skank
she;ll do anything for publicity
By shesaho, on November 30, 2007 08:04:20
I think her being in the airport the terror risk level was higher. She looks shifty.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 09:01:53
i like the people sticking up for arabs too...oooh, nooooooo lets not insult terrorists!
Right, because all Arabs are terrorists.
You fucking idiot.
By Toby Keith, on November 30, 2007 10:05:31
All Muslims are closet terrorists.
By Truth, on November 30, 2007 10:07:15
shes fuckin dark and hairy
she, her sisters and her mom are pathetic wannabe arabian whores
By whocares, on November 30, 2007 10:32:11
Muslims are also very public idiots...
I'd rather have someone named "Toby Keith" call me an idiot than get blown up by an arab!
Oh i'm sorry...not ALL...but an uncomfortable margin are terrorists, huh?
By MMB, on November 30, 2007 10:55:28
At least she's not Asian.
By chow yun phat, on November 30, 2007 12:04:22
"i like the people sticking up for arabs too...oooh, nooooooo lets not insult terrorists!!! what kind of effed up level of PC have we come to?" - MMB
MMB,
you sir or maam are an idiot. No one was sticking up for terrorists...you're a total moron if you think all arabs are terrorists and are an even bigger moron of you think armenians are from the middle east
By Therese, on November 30, 2007 13:17:32
You must not go to a gym either. You can't build a big ass.
Actually, I work with a trainer three days a week for an hour each time for the last year and a half, and my ass is much improved, bigger, rounder, etc. AND is still improving, but you do have a point about genetics. There is only so much anyone can do.
By kalena, on November 30, 2007 17:00:33
"The only way she'd get surrounded in an airport is if the terror alert level was raised."
I hate myself for finding that so damn funny........
I know she's Armenian, I know all the logic (& lack thereof) behind it, but who cares, IT'S FUNNY AS FUCK.
Still hate myself though...
By chinnychinchin, on November 30, 2007 17:34:05
Don't insult Arabs by calling them Armenian. Seriously.
And Kim Kardashian is a whore. The end.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 19:45:31
Kim K: Publicity Stunt -- Her ASS!
Posted Nov 30th 2007 5:28PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Despite reports that Kim Kardashian's recent airport bling ripoff was a publicity stunt, the police report we obtained spells out exactly what was lost -- and its worth. Port Authority indeed!
TMZ has obtained both police reports taken by the Port Authority at JFK airport, filed by Kim Kardashian and her sister, Kourtney. As TMZ first reported, a Cartier watch, laptop, digital camera and almost $50,000 in diamond jewelry are among the items listed. No surprise here!
By anonymous, on December 1, 2007 05:01:33
Why the hell is this turning into a race/creed issue?????
By anonymous, on December 1, 2007 10:20:40
Ha ha ha. She tore a page right outta Lohan's book of high-jinx and buffoonery. The stupid skank.
Send her back to Nagorno-Karabach to find out what life is really all about!
By Vartan Gregorian, on December 1, 2007 11:20:32
God, why do people find this bitch sexy? She's just as plastic as a fucking inflatable, and in fact you'd be better off with one. At least the dolls' assholes won't be stretched and scabby.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 00:12:56
Mobbed by fans at JFK?
What... they both live in NYC?
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 14:55:07
And they brought their moms.
Dirty, thieving moms.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 15:17:47
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