These free-spending hillbilly celebs are hilarious. Didn't anyone explain to them that show biz is an up-and-down game? They spend as if they'll always be making millions per year. Man, they're stupid. Dumber than a sack of rocks.
Clearly she's not the same attention-loving party-girl she used to be...she's wearing black leggings fer chrissake! Not even a decent camel-toe shot to bump up the ratings!
as I have said before out here...I can't wait till she is back here in NY dancing for dollars and suckin gfor blow out by JFK. I'll be there w/ 20 in singles, an 8-ball and a full body condom.
hmm...im sure being broke in the celeb world only means your not making 7 figures a year, but aside from that, maybe she needs to think about getting an actual job. her career is over (by her own hands and nobody else), so she should just take final stock and enter the world of the normal civilian. that will probably be the only way she will ever regain any form of respect or dignity (if there is any for her to be had)
Of course Lindsay is broke, she's a drunk, a narcissist and a drug addict who thinks the whole world will kiss her ass forever because that's how her idiot parents raised her. Lindsay doesn't understand the concept that other people matter and that the whole world really doesn't revolve around her. Considering that Dina and Michael always put their own needs over hers is it any wonder she turned out like this? I almost pity her except for the fact she's nasty as hell. Lindsay, just pack it in and enroll in college.
Lindsay would be an idiot to enroll in college. She has name recognition that won't go away. She should get serious about her acting. Study her craft and make savvy decisions about movie roles. Get off the C move train for awhile to reestablish some credibility. If none of the above works, she's young and there is always college. I really hope this girl pulls herself together.
"Lindsay would be an idiot to enroll in college. She has name recognition that won't go away. She should get serious about her acting. Study her craft and make savvy decisions about movie roles. Get off the C move train for awhile to reestablish some credibility. If none of the above works, she's young and there is always college. I really hope this girl pulls herself together."
By anonymous, on December 1, 2007 10:32:47
That would all be well and good but you can't fix stupid.
WHORE-han is a textbook example of a stupid, arrogant, self centered, delusional hollywood loser who had it all at one point, then pissed it away (and drank it away, and snorted it away, and shot it up away). She should be a cautionary tale to every young actor & actress out there; when you get some money, don't do a WHORE-han. Put some of it away; don't drink it all or put it up your nose.
If she hangs with [ick] Britney for a few days she'll probably pocket a bunch of cash, and germs and diseases, sinus allergies, rashes and maybe a big case of depression, a urge to drink and take drugs, smack her upside the head with a rolled up newspaper and slam her to the floor as you run away in fear and shock.
I've got $4.50 cash money for you if you'll come and clean my bathroom. I'll bump it up to $6.25 if you'll do it butt naked. And I'll throw in a couple of PBR's as a tip.
i find it highly amusing that you said "Check out relatively unknown, redheaded and banged Lindsay Lohan behind Paris Hilton. Planning her attack. "Heh, heh, heh... One day I shall be sluttier than all of these sluts in front of me, you shall see. My minions shall refer to me as "Hohan," and I shall rule a slut empire." about her in '02.
i find it highly amusing that you said "Check out relatively unknown, redheaded and banged Lindsay Lohan behind Paris Hilton. Planning her attack. "Heh, heh, heh... One day I shall be sluttier than all of these sluts in front of me, you shall see. My minions shall refer to me as "Hohan," and I shall rule a slut empire." about her in '02.
Is it possible Blohan snorted most of her fortune up her snotty little snoot, her leech of a mother snorted another large up her snotty little snoot?
It is very easy to burn millions of dollars if you are a cokehead and have friends who are cokeheads also.
Miss Jessica Simpleton who is twenty seven years old and needs to have a financial clue is said to be broke because her sugar daddy, who somehow has decision making powers and full access to her bank account, without her knowledge, or maybe she forgot, used her money to fund all or parts of her last three flops of movies, because nobody would back Jess in a movie as she, too is hollyweird poison at the box office. Better keep pushing those hideous foot mangling shoes and ugly pocketbooks at Macy's. Not that I'd be caught dead in any of her rags.
Hohands doesn't even have a perfume (can you imagaine Lindsay, the stank, eau de semen vessel?) She's also burned movie and promotional contracts, and owes people lots of money for non completion, and is not being paid for her current movie until she finishes it. I'm sure she is being sued from every direction because she tanked on so many commitments. Talk about pressure.
Let's see if Mama Blohan will succeed in ruining Allie, poor little bulimia riddled child, now that she burned Lindsay to the ground. Woman is Bride of Satan. Hateful in print and offensive in person. I hope the Long Island custody judge ties that woman up in knots and bars her from putting any more of her kids out there to be workhorses until they crack and melt down.
43 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI'll donate 20 bucks for her to go away.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 09:31:25
I'll give her $20 for a BJ
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 09:40:31
Lindsay is living proof that you can't fix stupid.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 09:43:41
why can she just got to target and shop there stupid ass britney does it she is not ashame
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 09:44:16
Wonderful news. Maybe she will slip off into a deep depression and off herself.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 09:49:00
Face it Linds. Your a WORTHLESS cunt. Worthless means broke. Get it?
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 09:50:28
Actually I Know Who Killed Me is a surprise smash hit on DVD. Lohan's got long-range talent, she won't ever be short of cash.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 09:58:54
Lohan isn't making any $$ from those DVD sales.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 09:59:28
If its 20 bucks for a blowjob, Ive gotta think I can get a titty fuck for 10.
By Jim, on November 30, 2007 10:03:08
I guess it's not too much of a jump to go from being an attention whore to just being a ho
By billy, on November 30, 2007 10:05:41
lol at Jim. I hear ya, bro. I wish she didn't have an awesome set of sweater puppets so I could just 100% completely hate her.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 10:13:43
She should just do porn already, at least because I want to see her tits. I'd pay to see her in a 2 girls 1 cup video too.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 10:25:51
She and Britney should hook up and hang out. Perfect for each other.
By janey, on November 30, 2007 10:26:47
These free-spending hillbilly celebs are hilarious. Didn't anyone explain to them that show biz is an up-and-down game? They spend as if they'll always be making millions per year. Man, they're stupid. Dumber than a sack of rocks.
By catman, on November 30, 2007 11:05:30
For all her irrelevance and annoyance I still just can't stop loving those tits!
just fucking kill me now.
By lowstakes larry, on November 30, 2007 11:16:09
I've got $450 and change in my wallet right now. Live-in nanny who fucks me here I come!
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 11:55:09
Clearly she's not the same attention-loving party-girl she used to be...she's wearing black leggings fer chrissake! Not even a decent camel-toe shot to bump up the ratings!
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 12:23:27
If she needs money why not do a Playboy spread or better yet a HUSTLER spread with dildo's.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 12:27:34
If she's broke and wants to be a movie star how about an episode on BANGBUS.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 12:37:28
as I have said before out here...I can't wait till she is back here in NY dancing for dollars and suckin gfor blow out by JFK. I'll be there w/ 20 in singles, an 8-ball and a full body condom.
By PK, on November 30, 2007 12:43:47
I wish i was paid to go shopping, lol.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2007 13:31:56
I always knew she'd be dead before 30, but I didn't know she would be broke too. Ha! What a stupid bitch!
By Tony, on November 30, 2007 21:04:12
hmm...im sure being broke in the celeb world only means your not making 7 figures a year, but aside from that, maybe she needs to think about getting an actual job. her career is over (by her own hands and nobody else), so she should just take final stock and enter the world of the normal civilian. that will probably be the only way she will ever regain any form of respect or dignity (if there is any for her to be had)
By Munk, on November 30, 2007 21:08:11
Of course Lindsay is broke, she's a drunk, a narcissist and a drug addict who thinks the whole world will kiss her ass forever because that's how her idiot parents raised her. Lindsay doesn't understand the concept that other people matter and that the whole world really doesn't revolve around her. Considering that Dina and Michael always put their own needs over hers is it any wonder she turned out like this? I almost pity her except for the fact she's nasty as hell. Lindsay, just pack it in and enroll in college.
By Lindsay, Britney, Paris, Nicole and Kellie Pickler make me sick , on November 30, 2007 23:32:45
Lindsay would be an idiot to enroll in college. She has name recognition that won't go away. She should get serious about her acting. Study her craft and make savvy decisions about movie roles. Get off the C move train for awhile to reestablish some credibility. If none of the above works, she's young and there is always college. I really hope this girl pulls herself together.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2007 10:32:47
I'd gladly pay her Tuesday for an ass-banging today.
But not with that fucking hat though (Jesus Christ).
By Mr. Pimpy, on December 1, 2007 11:10:49
"Lindsay would be an idiot to enroll in college. She has name recognition that won't go away. She should get serious about her acting. Study her craft and make savvy decisions about movie roles. Get off the C move train for awhile to reestablish some credibility. If none of the above works, she's young and there is always college. I really hope this girl pulls herself together."
By anonymous, on December 1, 2007 10:32:47
That would all be well and good but you can't fix stupid.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2007 12:06:03
LOL @ the comment above who mentioned the 2 girls 1 cup video - I have seen it and I think I am scarred for life...
By anonymous, on December 1, 2007 22:17:45
WHORE-han is a textbook example of a stupid, arrogant, self centered, delusional hollywood loser who had it all at one point, then pissed it away (and drank it away, and snorted it away, and shot it up away). She should be a cautionary tale to every young actor & actress out there; when you get some money, don't do a WHORE-han. Put some of it away; don't drink it all or put it up your nose.
You definitely can't fix STUPID...
By anonymous, on December 1, 2007 22:44:36
That would all be well and good but you can't fix stupid.
You can, however, take it to a fraternity kegger and get it to show off its tits.
By Ashamed That I Know That, on December 1, 2007 22:48:58
If she hangs with [ick] Britney for a few days she'll probably pocket a bunch of cash, and germs and diseases, sinus allergies, rashes and maybe a big case of depression, a urge to drink and take drugs, smack her upside the head with a rolled up newspaper and slam her to the floor as you run away in fear and shock.
By cypress, on December 2, 2007 07:12:26
Who isn't stupid when they are 20?
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 10:28:11
Linz:
I've got $4.50 cash money for you if you'll come and clean my bathroom. I'll bump it up to $6.25 if you'll do it butt naked. And I'll throw in a couple of PBR's as a tip.
XoXo,
Paris
By Snarky McComments, on December 2, 2007 14:35:19
haha. Now who's gonna pay for all her abortions and morning after pills...
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 18:21:12
Yeah right please. Broke my ass. IF she sold 1 pair of her shoes she'd have enough to pay 6 months rent.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 06:40:18
That would all be well and good but you can't fix stupid.
"You can, however, take it to a fraternity kegger and get it to show off its tits."
By Ashamed That I Know That, on December 1, 2007 22:48:58
And get fucked on the floor in the middle of a room full of people.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 07:42:23
Ewwwww. Things may have changed since I was in University...
By Ashamed That You Know That, on December 3, 2007 16:13:10
in a few weeks she'll be outside Wilmer Valderamma's house hold up a sign reading "I'll suck your dick for a pack of newports and 2 bud lights"
By Prettyboy, on December 3, 2007 16:32:55
Wilmer Valderamma can afford smokes and beer again?!?
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 22:50:19
TFB. (too fucking bad)
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 22:54:10
i find it highly amusing that you said "Check out relatively unknown, redheaded and banged Lindsay Lohan behind Paris Hilton. Planning her attack. "Heh, heh, heh... One day I shall be sluttier than all of these sluts in front of me, you shall see. My minions shall refer to me as "Hohan," and I shall rule a slut empire." about her in '02.
Prophetic, dudes. Fuckin' prophetic.
By Easy, on December 6, 2007 19:25:50
i find it highly amusing that you said "Check out relatively unknown, redheaded and banged Lindsay Lohan behind Paris Hilton. Planning her attack. "Heh, heh, heh... One day I shall be sluttier than all of these sluts in front of me, you shall see. My minions shall refer to me as "Hohan," and I shall rule a slut empire." about her in '02.
Prophetic, dudes. Fuckin' prophetic.
By Easy, on December 6, 2007 19:25:58
Is it possible Blohan snorted most of her fortune up her snotty little snoot, her leech of a mother snorted another large up her snotty little snoot?
It is very easy to burn millions of dollars if you are a cokehead and have friends who are cokeheads also.
Miss Jessica Simpleton who is twenty seven years old and needs to have a financial clue is said to be broke because her sugar daddy, who somehow has decision making powers and full access to her bank account, without her knowledge, or maybe she forgot, used her money to fund all or parts of her last three flops of movies, because nobody would back Jess in a movie as she, too is hollyweird poison at the box office. Better keep pushing those hideous foot mangling shoes and ugly pocketbooks at Macy's. Not that I'd be caught dead in any of her rags.
Hohands doesn't even have a perfume (can you imagaine Lindsay, the stank, eau de semen vessel?) She's also burned movie and promotional contracts, and owes people lots of money for non completion, and is not being paid for her current movie until she finishes it. I'm sure she is being sued from every direction because she tanked on so many commitments. Talk about pressure.
Let's see if Mama Blohan will succeed in ruining Allie, poor little bulimia riddled child, now that she burned Lindsay to the ground. Woman is Bride of Satan. Hateful in print and offensive in person. I hope the Long Island custody judge ties that woman up in knots and bars her from putting any more of her kids out there to be workhorses until they crack and melt down.
By SWF, on December 10, 2007 23:24:40
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