although kidney infections can start from any number of things .... my bets are on a bladder infection that was never treated which eventually spread to her kidney. And bladder infections are from ermmmm sex
Did anyone check if she was having normal bowel movements? I mean doesn't she has a few illegals working for her that they could have used to inspect her?
Virgo - bladder/urinary tract infections aren't necessarily caused by sex, sometimes they are caused by poor hygiene. Perhaps she doesn't know how to wipe properly?? Front to back Mary Kate, front to back.
You'd do a ton of coke too if you peaked career-wise at 3 and looks-wise at 14, and had all the money in the world.
If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.
I wonder how long it will be until "someone" drugs Ashley Olsen, and she wakes up in some seedy hotel in a bathtub full of ice with bloody bandages where her kidneys used to be?
Yuk! Gasp! Retch! Puke! This bitch is seriously scary. Please, somebody give her lots and lots of human growth hormone really, really quickly so that maybe, oh maybe, someday she'll actually look human.
Yeah truth be told if I had that type of money and did not have to work, hell I would probably do lots of coke, buy an island in the Bahamas, or a house in the mountains in Jamaica, have 3 hot men that look like foot ball players, one to cook for me, one to massage me all day and one to sex me all day, yeah I would do drugs and have sex all day, then eat, go to the beach, get drunk, watch the stars at night, do some more drugs, wander around naked and just waste time. ahhhh the life of the rich.
Jim- if you ever come across a half a billion dollars and need a sidekick to assist you in your wonderful plans of kicking back I would be happy to help you out! As for the twins-I lost my demented lust for them years ago when they started wearing black makeup and bedspreads for clothing.
I agree with virgo; I got a kidney infection that way; but I was working full time, going to grad school and raising a child by myself.
MK can get sick from a roach fart, she's so frail and self-hating, clearly.
Oh, and think about all the rockers who have died from a long life of cocaine use. Cocaine is THE WORST addiction and has the worst cure rate. Keith from the stones may be a mainliner, but he's sort of like petrified wood from all that heroin. But hot the cokeheads. They all die somewhere around..fifties.
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Leave Your Commentalthough kidney infections can start from any number of things .... my bets are on a bladder infection that was never treated which eventually spread to her kidney. And bladder infections are from ermmmm sex
By virgo, on November 20, 2007 10:46:35
Did anyone check if she was having normal bowel movements? I mean doesn't she has a few illegals working for her that they could have used to inspect her?
By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 10:57:47
Virgo - bladder/urinary tract infections aren't necessarily caused by sex, sometimes they are caused by poor hygiene. Perhaps she doesn't know how to wipe properly?? Front to back Mary Kate, front to back.
By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 11:03:34
You'd do a ton of coke too if you peaked career-wise at 3 and looks-wise at 14, and had all the money in the world.
If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.
By Jim, on November 20, 2007 11:22:40
Jim that sounds awesome, sir. Please, go on...
By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 12:13:21
She is probably one of the creepiest creatures I have ever seen in my life.
By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 12:23:01
Nice scarecrow, mind if I borrow her for my farm come spring?
By Oliver Cromwell, on November 20, 2007 12:47:43
Jim,
I LOVE YOU. I'll have sex with you all day AND make you a turkey sandwich to die for....
By JMR, on November 20, 2007 13:07:12
I wonder how long it will be until "someone" drugs Ashley Olsen, and she wakes up in some seedy hotel in a bathtub full of ice with bloody bandages where her kidneys used to be?
By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 13:24:05
Ah, the irony of being so rich yet depriving yourself of the most basic staple of life.
What is it with these people? Fucking retards.
By Majumba Bangalumba, on November 20, 2007 13:33:17
GOLLUM!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 13:45:32
who would've thought years of anorexia and a diet of drugs and starbucks would cause kidney damage? geez, you can never be too careful.
By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 13:50:05
Those girls look so ill and unhappy all of the time. I'm only surprised they don't spend more time in the hospital.
By Sam, on November 20, 2007 14:34:59
What’s taters, Precious? What’s taters, eh?
By anonymous, on November 20, 2007 15:53:01
JMR, thanks...in my mind youre a hot chick. Or at least a chick.
By Jim, on November 20, 2007 17:29:49
Yuk! Gasp! Retch! Puke! This bitch is seriously scary. Please, somebody give her lots and lots of human growth hormone really, really quickly so that maybe, oh maybe, someday she'll actually look human.
By Me, on November 20, 2007 19:33:11
My God.....she looks like that really drugged out picture of Eddie Van Halen before he went into rehab.
By MikeG, on November 20, 2007 19:39:47
A "whiter" version of Michael Jackson?
By KH, on November 20, 2007 23:06:55
Yeah truth be told if I had that type of money and did not have to work, hell I would probably do lots of coke, buy an island in the Bahamas, or a house in the mountains in Jamaica, have 3 hot men that look like foot ball players, one to cook for me, one to massage me all day and one to sex me all day, yeah I would do drugs and have sex all day, then eat, go to the beach, get drunk, watch the stars at night, do some more drugs, wander around naked and just waste time. ahhhh the life of the rich.
By NubianGoddez, on November 21, 2007 15:08:11
Those beds aren't making themselves, NubianGoddez.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 16:26:15
Who knew you needed to eat ...
By anonymous, on November 21, 2007 19:43:31
Jim- if you ever come across a half a billion dollars and need a sidekick to assist you in your wonderful plans of kicking back I would be happy to help you out! As for the twins-I lost my demented lust for them years ago when they started wearing black makeup and bedspreads for clothing.
By Greggo, on November 23, 2007 12:04:25
I agree with virgo; I got a kidney infection that way; but I was working full time, going to grad school and raising a child by myself.
MK can get sick from a roach fart, she's so frail and self-hating, clearly.
Oh, and think about all the rockers who have died from a long life of cocaine use. Cocaine is THE WORST addiction and has the worst cure rate. Keith from the stones may be a mainliner, but he's sort of like petrified wood from all that heroin. But hot the cokeheads. They all die somewhere around..fifties.
By sw, on November 29, 2007 10:23:33
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