27 Comments:

• She always looks stupid no matter what she is doing or saying , STUPID on her forehead

  By Daniel, on November 13, 2007 09:01:20

• I don't know, maybe she's just trying to fit in with the local culture. Almost every day I see Korean women on the bus with lipstick smeared on their teeth.

  By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 09:14:28

• What else is new?

  By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 09:22:30

• looks stupid coz she IS STUPID
  
  she shoulda stuck to doing porno movies with her boyfriends

  By cuntlicker, on November 13, 2007 09:32:09

• Nice and classy...
  
  She looks like she just gave complimentary mouthlove to the Kool-Aid guy.
  
  
  Ohhh yeahhhh!
  
  

  By joejoe, on November 13, 2007 09:40:08

• What's with her gyrating poses? Kim "pee on my face" Kardassian does the same thing. It's like they are interacting with an imaginary stripper pole nobody else can see.

  By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 09:41:25

• In my head, her pose in the first pic is because she just got pimp-slapped by someone who's standing just out of frame.
  
  "Hey, Paris! What did the five fingers say to the face?"
  
  "That's ho..." WHAP!
  
  applause.

  By Charlie Murphy, on November 13, 2007 09:49:17

• hahahaha

  By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 10:10:58

• And I'm sure this trip was all about helping the less fortunate and saving the world, Paris's new mission.

  By catman, on November 13, 2007 10:17:31

• So Paris is our new ambassador to the world. Great.

  By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 10:51:57

• Go save a drunk Elephant you stupid cunt!

  By chuggdog, on November 13, 2007 11:45:37

• And why is this cum sponge still relevant?

  By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 12:15:47

• when is this "thing" going to stop being a "thing" ???

  By farookahli, on November 13, 2007 12:28:01

• You know what that worthless piece of skin around Paris's vagina is called?
  Paris.

  By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 12:33:06

• Is that really Paris Hilton? It doesn't quite look right...

  By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 14:19:10

• Good job Paris, its nice to see you've found use for all the jizz leaking out of your asshole, and used it as hair gel.
  
  And you look so elegant being too busy kissing your own ass and smiling like the drunken fuck-hag you are to notice your blood-stained red lip stick (you probably spread on with a butter knife) is all over your teeth...
  
  that's right paris, have another bottle of grey goose and smile wider!

  By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 14:41:52

• The photogropher of these is my hero.

  By anonymous, on November 13, 2007 14:45:02

• Holy Fuck! You know what? That's a cocksucking lipstick smear!
  
  There's a lipstick smear, in which the front of the teeth are affected, and there's a cocksucking lipstick smear...where the smear goes UNDER the teeth.
  
  Closed lips, insert penis, lips turn against teeth, lipstick gets dragged along the shaft. If you know what I mean.
  
  Don't ask me how I know this.
  
  ......
  
  Oh, OK. What the Hell. Ask me.
  
  Just don't ask me about the pot. It's not mine. I swear. I'm just holding it for a buddy for a couple of days.
  
  *COUGH*
  
  
  

  By Vigilante, on November 13, 2007 15:36:24

• What a perfect little fool.

  By Hate Her, on November 13, 2007 17:02:44

• Don't ask me how I know this.
  
  Oh please, dear... we know all about the places your lipstick ends up. Poor Mingie ended up looking like Bowie doing Boys Keep Swinging after the last time.
  
  

  By Vigilante's Other Anus, on November 13, 2007 18:53:15

• Always bleaching her hair and always wearing blue contacts. Is it not obvious that as egotistical as this whore is, deep down inside she hates herself.

  By Prettyboy, on November 13, 2007 20:12:25

• Stupid is as stupid does as my momma used to say!

  By Forrest, Forrest Gump, on November 14, 2007 04:09:16

• Holy shit, Anus! I forgot all about that!
  
  (Insert joke about losing short term memory here)
  
  That was so much fun! We should do that again!
  
  Can I pencil you in for Saturday?
  
  

  By Vigilante, on November 14, 2007 06:27:32

• Definitely showing her tranny side here, ewww she's ugly.

  By Waltz08, on November 14, 2007 14:52:45

• Long turkey neck. Wait 'till she's 50! Her natural hair color is dark brown and her natural eye color is brown. She used to have a huge bump on her nose.

  By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 21:12:27

• ...she wears an 11 to 11.5 womans shoe size....

  By anonymous, on November 14, 2007 21:14:07

• AAAAAAH! Kelly Osbourne?

  By Yessica, on November 17, 2007 23:17:59