If she really wanted ratings she should've pulled down her pants, jumped up on the gynecologist’s table, put her feet in the syrups and really showed the world what's up down there. Take that Oprah!
Are there actually adult women that are so stupid that they don't know anything about their own genitalia? Well, not counting Britney, but that's a given.
there are a lot of women who DON'T know anything about their vagina. Who have never looked at theselves, because they were taught to be ashamed of their sexuality. Sadly, these women have never had an orgasm- so I don't blame Tyra (as much as she annoys me) for doing a segment on this. It is important.
Yeah. I have friends AND relatives who know NOTHING about their vaginas. My mom thinks you piss and have babies out of the same hole. Friends of mine have never had orgams. Sad but true shit.
Many women are raised to be ashamed of what goes on "down there" and not to talk about it. Women raised in very strict religious homes usually never know about anything, and a lot of women go through their whole lives without ever having an orgasm.
I'm suffering from *such* cognitive dissonance right now. I know all too well that there's a significant number of women who are clueless about their fun zone, but hearing that pandering bitch lecture women like they're retarded just makes me want to punch her... and yet they're still retarded.
Women, don't be this way. Get yourselves a nice sex toy, relax with a glass of wine, and spend some quality time in front of a mirror. You'll thank yourself later.
(oh, and btw, if the toy you pick is that pink pyramid from that ad up there can I PLEASE watch? I'm pretty familiar with what you girls have going on down there and just can't figure out how in the hell squatting on a pointy thing like that can be any fun at all.)
I went with a girl once that not only was taught to be ashamed of what goes on down there but she was also taught that sex was not to be enjoyable for her. It was all for the mans pleasure. She would completely go out of her way to pleasure me but when I did the same for her she would not let herself enjoy it. She would get wet but she would force herself to not make any noise from me pleasuring her whatsoever. Needless to say she never had an orgasm because she wouldn't allow herself to. Whenever I tried to talk to her about it she would get mad and change the subject. Very sad.
Total rip off! This was all covered on an episode of South Park:
Randy Marsh: Alright, now listen kids. There's some things that we need to put into context for you. You see, a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina for both love and pleasure. But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other's genitals in their mouths. This is called 69ing, and it's normal. Sharon Marsh: You see boys, a woman is sensitive in her vagina and it feels good to have a man's penis inside of it. Sheila Broflovski: That's right. But sometimes a woman chooses to use other things. Telephones, staplers, magazines. It's because the nerve endings in the vagina are so sensitive, it's like a fun tickle. Gerald Broflovski: Now, on the double penetration boys, you see, sometimes when a woman has sex with more than one man, each man makes love to a different orifice. Randy Marsh: That's right. It's something adults can do with really good friends in a comfortable setting. Sheila Broflovski: It's also important that you understand why some people choose to urinate on each other. Randy Marsh: Going number one or number two on your lover is something people might do, but you must make sure your partner is okay with it before you start doing it. Gerald Broflovski: Okay boys, do you have any questions? Stan Marsh: [astonished] Wow.
I'm glad she did this...and I don't know many women who would look down on Tyra (or ANYONE) for educating us about ourselves. Unless you're still stuck in that repressive religious hole that doesn't allow you to own your sexuality- I'm sure those women are forming an "indecency on television" picket line right now...
<p>You guys have it all out there in the open- there's no mystery- but for a LOT, I mean A LOT of women it's scary, foreign, and the idea of getting anywhere near it sexually is very guilt-inducing.
<p>I agree with the poster who wrote about his girlfriend thinking sex was all about the man- many women who grow up in religious households are taught this or a variation of it which causes them to leave all of the "exploring" to her husband.
<p>it's sick really.
<p>as annoying as she can be, I applaud Tyra for doing this.
Not sure that just because Tyra did this show the women who should really see it are going to watch. Just because they whip out a satin and velvet twat puppet doesn't mean that thousands of repressed women are going to go running to their mirrors and have their frst look. The problem is a lot deeper than a 60 minute TV show can fix.
Okay Tyra, I gotta give it to you this time. This is an original, nicely chosen topic. It's true there are women out there who don't know anything. Sometimes she does come across as a little condescending. But I think that's because she's trying to do the Oprah thing.
If I ever came across a female with a vagina that looked like that pillow - I'd run for the fucking hills. WTF - didn't anybody notice the size on that FN thing. If that isn't a goonie-goo goo sized vag I don't know what is.
If however I was too drunk (not) to be scared away from whatever kind of woman it takes to have a cunt that big, you'd still need to remember to tie a 2x4 to your ass when fucking it so you wouldn't get sucked into the black hole of death. I'm picturing Bill Murray getting slimed in Ghostbusters 1 right now.
You'd think with the money behind the show they could have come up with a nicer and more accurate looking vagina than that stupid fucking pillow. I'm going to have nightmares now for years and need therapy on top of it all to get that image out of my mind.
I'm sorry but even when it comes to women who don't know anything abut their va-jay-jay .. why exactly is a sock necessary? Where these women like 4 or 5? Isn't that the age when puppets become stupid and demeaning? Tyra assumes everyone is as retarded as she is and conducts her show accordingly ...
It is true that we don't talk much about sex in this country. You're more likely to learn how to kill another person before you learn how to get them off. Don't be afraid of the words, like cunt, fuck, dick, orgasm, oral sex, anal sex and cum. These words won't hurt you, because most of us use them in private, and sometimes in public!!
"Dr. Debbie is a professor at my University! All you guys who want a chance with her are going to have to come to Indiana."
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 15:19:56
So does she show her vagina to perfect strangers?"
Not in class, but I can't guarantee what she does at the bar on Saturday night. Those sexual health people are wild. She did give us Muffberry flavored Pussy Pucker Pots (lipgloss) in class once.
Tyra Banks is a phoney. I'm tired of her Miss Goody-two-shoes attitude. They should lock Tyra in a room with Rosie O'Donnell and not let them out until they get this mysterious sex thing straight.
who cares! it's a fucking Vagina! Oprah talks about it everyday and has gyno's on all the time so the first time someone younger does it to help girls out ppl start talking. shut up!!!!
I hate to break this to you men, but for the most part women think sex is one big yawn. We would rather go shopping. A Sale at Macy's with your credit card gives us a better orgasm than you ever could.
Tyra is so sanctimonious I feel like smacking her. And you notice how on ANTM she always sends the pretty white girls packing? She always promotes the black chicks even when they're butt ugly with nasty attitudes. And they call Dog racist?
"I hate to break this to you men, but for the most part women think sex is one big yawn. We would rather go shopping. A Sale at Macy's with your credit card gives us a better orgasm than you ever could."
By Keepin' it real , on November 6, 2007 21:54:20
Not every woman is a frigid bitch like you so SHUT THE FUCK UP.
5:37 what does feminism have to do with a man buying you nice things? I feel sorry for you girls that just let yourselves be used by these men that only want one thing. If a man loves you he WANTS to take care of you, there's nothing wrong with that. I feel sorry for you girls that think a relationship is only about sex.
I had a girlfriend in College whose parents taught her that she shouldn't use her body to get ahead in life and she should protect her sexuality, blah blah blah, you know the usual talk. So she is always afraid she is not beautiful enough and when we had sex, she hardly ever enjoyed it, was extremely self conscious regardless of how much I complimented her. It's SAD really!!
18:24, sounds like her parents raised her well. Why would they want her to use her body to get ahead in life? That's basically prostitution. Maybe the reason she wasn't comfortable is because she wasn't married. If you guys were properly married I'm sure things would have been different. Girls who were raised with proper morals don't feel comfortable with sex until they are married. Nothing wrong with that, it's good to be committed first.
18:49:50...I believe the uber-christian has arrived. You can be committed to someone and not be married. And wow, "Girls who were raised with proper morals don't feel comfortable with sex until they are married"? Really? I have morals and sex was fun with my friends and now it's fun with my boyfriend. You're implying that women who enjoy casual sex are without morals. Have we traveled back to the 1950s?
21:54 how old are you damn!! i hope youre still young and have yet to meet someone who will make you NEVER EVER post something like that again. thats just sad.. comparing a shopping trip at macys to having great sex and multiple orgasms. WOW.
Tell Dr. Debbie that I really respect the work that she does in educating the public about sexual issues. Oh yeah, and also tell her that I want to shoot her in the face with my meat juice.
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By prettyboy, on November 6, 2007 09:10:57
Jesus, who the hell does she think she is?? She's talking to the woman (on her KNEE???) like she's three years old.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 09:13:51
mmmm.... vajayjay.....
By H, on November 6, 2007 09:15:00
If she really wanted ratings she should've pulled down her pants, jumped up on the gynecologist’s table, put her feet in the syrups and really showed the world what's up down there. Take that Oprah!
By TheBig28, on November 6, 2007 09:24:15
So many women think that you pee and have a baby through the same hole? What in the FUCK? Who are these "so many women"?
More like Tyra thought she only had one hole. And the sun shines out of it.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 09:26:11
I'm a different person after watching this clip. I'm stupider and dummer from it.
By Mr. T, on November 6, 2007 09:29:26
tyras so cute
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 09:31:01
Hey TheBig28, is it really called a syrup? Do they cum with pancakes or waffels? I can't imagine women go to the doctor and place their feet in syrup!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 09:36:06
Are there actually adult women that are so stupid that they don't know anything about their own genitalia? Well, not counting Britney, but that's a given.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 09:40:08
there are a lot of women who DON'T know anything about their vagina. Who have never looked at theselves, because they were taught to be ashamed of their sexuality. Sadly, these women have never had an orgasm- so I don't blame Tyra (as much as she annoys me) for doing a segment on this. It is important.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 09:43:51
She looks like an alien
By T, on November 6, 2007 09:55:32
Yeah. I have friends AND relatives who know NOTHING about their vaginas. My mom thinks you piss and have babies out of the same hole. Friends of mine have never had orgams. Sad but true shit.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 09:59:10
This is a real disservice. When you're really high, being in bed with a woman who knows nothing about her vagina is hilarious.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:02:46
Good to see that cunt Tyra and her cunt twin sister on the same stage together...
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:06:50
I want to do Dr Debbie.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:08:24
ooops sorry i forgot the pic of tyra... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Alien.png/435px-Alien.png
By T, on November 6, 2007 10:19:39
Many women are raised to be ashamed of what goes on "down there" and not to talk about it. Women raised in very strict religious homes usually never know about anything, and a lot of women go through their whole lives without ever having an orgasm.
By truth, on November 6, 2007 10:22:18
"My mom thinks you piss and have babies out of the same hole. Friends of mine have never had orgams. Sad but true shit."
Damn, that's simply amazing. Less diehard christian conservatives, more education please.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:22:46
I'm suffering from *such* cognitive dissonance right now. I know all too well that there's a significant number of women who are clueless about their fun zone, but hearing that pandering bitch lecture women like they're retarded just makes me want to punch her... and yet they're still retarded.
Women, don't be this way. Get yourselves a nice sex toy, relax with a glass of wine, and spend some quality time in front of a mirror. You'll thank yourself later.
(oh, and btw, if the toy you pick is that pink pyramid from that ad up there can I PLEASE watch? I'm pretty familiar with what you girls have going on down there and just can't figure out how in the hell squatting on a pointy thing like that can be any fun at all.)
By Seriously. It's pointy., on November 6, 2007 10:28:37
I went with a girl once that not only was taught to be ashamed of what goes on down there but she was also taught that sex was not to be enjoyable for her. It was all for the mans pleasure.
She would completely go out of her way to pleasure me but when I did the same for her she would not let herself enjoy it. She would get wet but she would force herself to not make any noise from me pleasuring her whatsoever.
Needless to say she never had an orgasm because she wouldn't allow herself to.
Whenever I tried to talk to her about it she would get mad and change the subject. Very sad.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:36:49
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:36:49 YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THINGS LIKE THAT WITH YOUR SISTER!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:39:01
That's was so retarded....is this show for kids or something? Oh, and take the wig off Tyra you stupid bitch!!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:40:21
chick with puppet is hot. i wish she'd just drop her pants and show us a real vagina up close. :)
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:46:46
Total rip off! This was all covered on an episode of South Park:
Randy Marsh: Alright, now listen kids. There's some things that we need to put into context for you. You see, a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina for both love and pleasure. But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other's genitals in their mouths. This is called 69ing, and it's normal.
Sharon Marsh: You see boys, a woman is sensitive in her vagina and it feels good to have a man's penis inside of it.
Sheila Broflovski: That's right. But sometimes a woman chooses to use other things. Telephones, staplers, magazines. It's because the nerve endings in the vagina are so sensitive, it's like a fun tickle.
Gerald Broflovski: Now, on the double penetration boys, you see, sometimes when a woman has sex with more than one man, each man makes love to a different orifice.
Randy Marsh: That's right. It's something adults can do with really good friends in a comfortable setting.
Sheila Broflovski: It's also important that you understand why some people choose to urinate on each other.
Randy Marsh: Going number one or number two on your lover is something people might do, but you must make sure your partner is okay with it before you start doing it.
Gerald Broflovski: Okay boys, do you have any questions?
Stan Marsh: [astonished] Wow.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:47:57
I'm glad she did this...and I don't know many women who would look down on Tyra (or ANYONE) for educating us about ourselves. Unless you're still stuck in that repressive religious hole that doesn't allow you to own your sexuality- I'm sure those women are forming an "indecency on television" picket line right now...
<p>You guys have it all out there in the open- there's no mystery- but for a LOT, I mean A LOT of women it's scary, foreign, and the idea of getting anywhere near it sexually is very guilt-inducing.
<p>I agree with the poster who wrote about his girlfriend thinking sex was all about the man- many women who grow up in religious households are taught this or a variation of it which causes them to leave all of the "exploring" to her husband.
<p>it's sick really.
<p>as annoying as she can be, I applaud Tyra for doing this.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:48:00
"Tyra's bangs are eating her face."
By The Soup, on November 6, 2007 10:48:00
I want an orgams, too. Where can you get one?
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 10:52:47
Brilliant, 9:26:11 - LMAO!!!!!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 11:09:11
So THAT'S where my pillow went.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 11:22:59
Not sure that just because Tyra did this show the women who should really see it are going to watch.
Just because they whip out a satin and velvet twat puppet doesn't mean that thousands of repressed women are going to go running to their mirrors and have their frst look. The problem is a lot deeper than a 60 minute TV show can fix.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 12:00:07
Okay Tyra, I gotta give it to you this time. This is an original, nicely chosen topic. It's true there are women out there who don't know anything. Sometimes she does come across as a little condescending. But I think that's because she's trying to do the Oprah thing.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 12:01:12
If I ever came across a female with a vagina that looked like that pillow - I'd run for the fucking hills. WTF - didn't anybody notice the size on that FN thing. If that isn't a goonie-goo goo sized vag I don't know what is.
If however I was too drunk (not) to be scared away from whatever kind of woman it takes to have a cunt that big, you'd still need to remember to tie a 2x4 to your ass when fucking it so you wouldn't get sucked into the black hole of death. I'm picturing Bill Murray getting slimed in Ghostbusters 1 right now.
You'd think with the money behind the show they could have come up with a nicer and more accurate looking vagina than that stupid fucking pillow. I'm going to have nightmares now for years and need therapy on top of it all to get that image out of my mind.
By Hey-sus, on November 6, 2007 12:29:17
Sorry Anon 09:36 "Stirrups"
By TheBig28 is a bad speeler., on November 6, 2007 13:09:13
Oh my fucking god. I WANT the va-jay-jay muppet! Or should I say "Muffett".
By cb, on November 6, 2007 13:14:32
The vagina pillow reminds me of my ex.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 13:28:17
Here's an idea. Market the vagina pillow as the Britney Spears vagina pillow and make millions.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 13:30:52
Britney's twat is big and wide, why I could almost crawl inside.
I'm sure her butt's a better fit, but I'm not into fucking shit.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 13:34:27
I'm sorry but even when it comes to women who don't know anything abut their va-jay-jay .. why exactly is a sock necessary? Where these women like 4 or 5? Isn't that the age when puppets become stupid and demeaning? Tyra assumes everyone is as retarded as she is and conducts her show accordingly ...
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 13:54:20
It is true that we don't talk much about sex in this country. You're more likely to learn how to kill another person before you learn how to get them off. Don't be afraid of the words, like cunt, fuck, dick, orgasm, oral sex, anal sex and cum. These words won't hurt you, because most of us use them in private, and sometimes in public!!
By lkl, on November 6, 2007 15:08:50
Sock puppets!
By Tony, on November 6, 2007 15:18:00
Dr. Debbie is a professor at my University! All you guys who want a chance with her are going to have to come to Indiana.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 15:19:56
"Dr. Debbie is a professor at my University! All you guys who want a chance with her are going to have to come to Indiana."
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 15:19:56
So does she show her vagina to perfect strangers?
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 15:48:31
"Dr. Debbie is a professor at my University! All you guys who want a chance with her are going to have to come to Indiana."
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 15:19:56
So does she show her vagina to perfect strangers?"
Not in class, but I can't guarantee what she does at the bar on Saturday night. Those sexual health people are wild. She did give us Muffberry flavored Pussy Pucker Pots (lipgloss) in class once.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 17:12:26
Tyra Banks is a phoney. I'm tired of her Miss Goody-two-shoes attitude. They should lock Tyra in a room with Rosie O'Donnell and not let them out until they get this mysterious sex thing straight.
By Rockmelon, on November 6, 2007 17:34:50
OK, first it was Twatwaffles, then you put your feet in the syrups...geez, no wonder you chicks have so many eating disorders...
By Holden Magroin, on November 6, 2007 19:54:38
who cares! it's a fucking Vagina! Oprah talks about it everyday and has gyno's on all the time so the first time someone younger does it to help girls out ppl start talking. shut up!!!!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 20:47:34
I hate to break this to you men, but for the most part women think sex is one big yawn. We would rather go shopping. A Sale at Macy's with your credit card gives us a better orgasm than you ever could.
By Keepin' it real , on November 6, 2007 21:54:20
Tyra is so sanctimonious I feel like smacking her. And you notice how on ANTM she always sends the pretty white girls packing? She always promotes the black chicks even when they're butt ugly with nasty attitudes. And they call Dog racist?
By Vags are ugly, on November 6, 2007 22:00:33
21:54 im a girl and DAMN i feel sorry for you. you havent met the right man or men whatever.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 22:47:52
Fuck you Tyra!!! I don't need anyone showing me what my own pussy looks like!!! I can just look down there and WOAH...there it is!!!
By Anna, on November 6, 2007 23:18:52
"I hate to break this to you men, but for the most part women think sex is one big yawn. We would rather go shopping. A Sale at Macy's with your credit card gives us a better orgasm than you ever could."
By Keepin' it real , on November 6, 2007 21:54:20
Not every woman is a frigid bitch like you so SHUT THE FUCK UP.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 04:04:45
21:54 ... Feminism called ... she wants to smack you in the face for the credit card comment ...
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 05:37:57
i pee from my ass
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 09:49:22
i pee from my ass
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 09:49:22
BEST. LINE. EVER.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 12:05:29
5:37 what does feminism have to do with a man buying you nice things? I feel sorry for you girls that just let yourselves be used by these men that only want one thing. If a man loves you he WANTS to take care of you, there's nothing wrong with that. I feel sorry for you girls that think a relationship is only about sex.
By This generation is sad. , on November 7, 2007 13:59:45
I had a girlfriend in College whose parents taught her that she shouldn't use her body to get ahead in life and she should protect her sexuality, blah blah blah, you know the usual talk. So she is always afraid she is not beautiful enough and when we had sex, she hardly ever enjoyed it, was extremely self conscious regardless of how much I complimented her. It's SAD really!!
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 18:24:20
whewww
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 18:25:38
18:24, sounds like her parents raised her well. Why would they want her to use her body to get ahead in life? That's basically prostitution. Maybe the reason she wasn't comfortable is because she wasn't married. If you guys were properly married I'm sure things would have been different. Girls who were raised with proper morals don't feel comfortable with sex until they are married. Nothing wrong with that, it's good to be committed first.
By Morals are good, too bad Britney doesn't have any, on November 7, 2007 18:49:50
i pee from my ass
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 09:49:22
BEST. LINE. EVER.
Not even vaguely close, sockpuppet.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 19:18:18
18:49:50...I believe the uber-christian has arrived. You can be committed to someone and not be married. And wow, "Girls who were raised with proper morals don't feel comfortable with sex until they are married"? Really? I have morals and sex was fun with my friends and now it's fun with my boyfriend. You're implying that women who enjoy casual sex are without morals. Have we traveled back to the 1950s?
By Alicia, on November 7, 2007 19:51:57
21:54 how old are you damn!! i hope youre still young and have yet to meet someone who will make you NEVER EVER post something like that again. thats just sad.. comparing a shopping trip at macys to having great sex and multiple orgasms. WOW.
By sarah, on November 7, 2007 20:12:44
21:54 "i hate to break it you men" sweetie if you just lay there like a starfish chances are sex for HIM is one big yawn too!
By anonymous, on November 7, 2007 20:18:19
Tyra should go die now.
What an idiot.
By anonymous, on November 8, 2007 05:26:25
This has to be fake because Tyra banks doesnt have a vagina she has a penis
By anonymous, on November 8, 2007 06:30:50
I gotta get me one of those!!! It's so lifelike!!
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 12:31:45
btw Dr. Debby's web site is mysexprofessor.com
By anonymous, on November 11, 2007 06:40:16
Tell Dr. Debbie that I really respect the work that she does in educating the public about sexual issues. Oh yeah, and also tell her that I want to shoot her in the face with my meat juice.
By The Fly, on November 27, 2007 18:48:11
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