37 Comments:

• Someone call me when she decides to do the show topless, then I'll watch.

  By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 15:18:48

• They should name her modeling show, "America's next top model...as long as you're black." Ever notice she puts down the white women all the time, but when a black girl shows her picture...the exact same pose and everything...they get "work it gurl!!!!" from her??? Such a stupid show...who gives a shit. Anyone who makes a life about "trendy fashion" that changes all the time depending on what some famous person is wearing...is basically admitting they are good at nothing else...and have no talent.

  By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 15:20:27

• What's a vagina?

  By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 15:42:43

• I bet the camera loves Tyra's vagina.

  By Paris' Herpi, on November 2, 2007 16:04:09

• By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 15:20:27
  
  really? have u ever seen the show? she's only had 3 black winners. and the show's in its 9th season. and i believe every time the makeover episode comes around all too often tyra is making a black girl bald so if anything she's making it harder for them. so in short, im saying "SHUT THE FUCK UP". thank u.

  By Niecy, on November 2, 2007 16:14:25

• Great, just what everyone needs, an hour long show featuring angry, bitter man-haters spouting off such nonsense like: "girl power" and "you go, girl" and here's the best one "I don't need a man". Yawn...

  By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 16:17:21

• i have never watched this woman's show or anything else she has been on just because she promotes "mean" as being the way to survive. this is not the role model i want to see for younge people. she is just a heartless, self-centered, self-absorbed bitch.

  By farookahli, on November 2, 2007 16:17:35

• OK, Miss Tyra has been watching Real Sex again, and has decided to copy HBO. Some discussions are better left to cable. Some people have to copy cable because they haven't a creative flea on their body.
  
  15:42, darling, if you must ask..Ever heard of GOOGLE? Read the Joy of Sex and the Story of O. That'll cure 'ya.
  
  Anyone catch the Tyra show's shameless BEGGING people to write call to be members of the studio audience? Na ah, not me! What if that crazy bitch makes us all get nekked or something? In the wisdom of Amy Winehouse or whatever her name is, "And I said, NO. No. No."
  
  Tyra is beyond beyond..she's CREEPY. Scary. Immature. Kinda pathetic. Has a huge ego but not the creative talent to justify it.
  
  AND THAT HAIR. What little white girl did she scalp to form that hideous wig? And the color? Tyra's hairdresser is NO FRIEND OF HERS.
  
  Worst, I want to like her, I really do,but then she will do something so stupid, silly, dumb (forget outrageous and terrible--these adjectives are too good for Tyra,) that I'm forced to a feeling that can only be explained as mild aphasia.
  
  And as Angelina said to Brad, who runs his less intelligent mouth to the point of irritating our princess: "Just shut up and sit there and look pretty..sic."
  
  Peace, all.

  By Sami, on November 2, 2007 16:21:15

• She is insane. Did you see the episode last week on ATM where the girl quit? The girl basically said that modeling wasn't for her. Tyra was so insulted that she had to basically humiliate the girl. Everything is all about Tyra.

  By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 16:23:20

• This show has been on nine years Niecy?? Hmm..you must be one of those worthless fashion people who do nothing but judge people because you're so self loating. Taking this awfully personally aren't we? Nothing is "hard" for them. They'll get things handed to them as usual.

  By Anthony , on November 2, 2007 16:26:09

• Sami you should go out and get laid and work off some of that stress you are obviously under.

  By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 16:33:38

• Tyra is a self-centered self serving B**** who only cares about herself!!

  By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 16:36:02

• tyra wants to be oprah so bad she can taste it.

  By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 17:14:47

• Anon, you are absolutely right.
  
  Then again, if you're over here with the rest of us, perhaps you should be not on the internet and destressing via a mattress with a sex partner as well? Oh, and what's your name, lamb? I like to call names of people I meet online. Hmm?
  
  We must ALL now assume a new rule by Anon 16:33 in the IDLYITW forum, which I will interpret into forth grade English: PROCLAMATION: Any commenter writing more than three sentences and any word over one syllable MUST BE STRESSED, UNDERSEXED, and generally, a LOSER lacking skill in reading and comprehension and creative abstract thought. E.D. Hirsh called this phenom the "dumbing down of America" in 1990, and Anon here proves the point that he/she/it wants this board to be only one way.
  
  To which I dissent: If you can't keep up, shut the fuck up. Tard. If you've got a snarky remark, you damned well better be able to articulate something better than a nonsensical swipe.
  
  Which is WHY, Todd, our wittier peers seem to be sliding off the board, while children play and muck up the whole thing.
  
  Tyra may not be quite INSANE 16:23, although all things point to Tyra's workin' on her future in the padded room..but as I see it, more like INANE? Like the commenter who thinks I need more sex??
  
  Hell, doesn't EVERYONE need more sex?

  By Tra la la, on November 2, 2007 17:18:39

• fuck that she is going to show her disgusting twat now thats a show that should be cancell and not the DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER

  By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 17:34:39

• Tra la la, I'm not sure a LACK of sex is your problem. Not if you're the Tra la la in Last Exit to Brooklyn. (Obscure movie reference)

  By catman, on November 2, 2007 18:13:26

• I think we have reached the quota for references to google, sadly, such a clever and original response...really the 'go Riki!' or 'talk to the hand!' of this generation...but please, for the love of all holy fuck, stop. You're boring and unoriginal. Yawn.
  And Sami....get off your fucking soapbox, this isn't the creative writing class of your community college, nobody is interested in your novels.

  By the general public., on November 2, 2007 20:40:06

• 18:13....
  
  you massively overestimate this audience.

  By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 20:43:03

• A cunt talking about cunts.

  By Dan Rather Not, on November 2, 2007 20:46:59

• The thing I hate most about her is how she always goes: "I need to see your personality shining through." Basically if you're not loud or bitchy, then she doesn't think you're showing your true personality. That Yasmin girl or whatever her name was supposedly didn't have any personality until she started acting like a latino stereotype. Tyra just wants ratings; she can't accept that quiet girls exist.

  By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 22:44:57

• So, in the interest of equal opportunity, can we get a two hour special on the penis?
  
  As magical as the vagina is, I want to hear Tom Brokaw endlessly repeat the word "penis".
  
  

  By anonymous, on November 3, 2007 00:02:01

• Haha I know someone who doesn't get Seal's big package anymore

  By anonymous, on November 3, 2007 01:37:47

• I seriously WANT to like Tyra. I've tried. But the problem is that every time I try, she suddenly starts smiling, and hugging everyone, and then screams like a madwoman...and in the end she's usually down on the ground, or all over the nearest piece of furniture in a fit of excitment, acting like she's having a f*cking seizure or something. Does she love being filmed so much that she has to act like a 6-year-old putting on a performance for her parents' camera?

  By anonymous, on November 3, 2007 01:49:42

• Wow,her hair's looking dried & fried.

  By anonymous, on November 3, 2007 03:27:55

• She just wants to know what a vajayjay looks like.

  By anonymous, on November 3, 2007 07:20:39

• She's so pretty. And I looove America's Next Top Model. It's so addicting.

  By anonymous, on November 3, 2007 10:30:16

• Somebody should start a drinking game about how many times Tyra says "I" and "me" once she inevitably turns every conversation into being about her...my favorite was when she had the dwarf girl on the show and Tyra jumped in about how she (Tyra) went thru exactly the same thing as a kid because she was tall and skinny and pretty...yep, going thru an awkward stage of development is MUCH harder and more interesting than dying of a genetic disorder !

  By anonymous, on November 3, 2007 13:57:22

• The Cooch show is also gonna feature female porn starlets. They're gonna vie for the coveted spot of .... (*wait for it*) ..."America's Next Top Vagina."

  By anonymous, on November 3, 2007 17:39:37

• I swear to god I thought she was Star Jones.

  By Rocky, on November 4, 2007 04:15:26

• Tra la la la, you are right about this site - I don't like when some of the comments sound like something you would read on TMZ boards
  
  I LOVE celebrity nonsense, and no one points it out better than Todd and Jenny - typically I scream my head off each time I read it - I know what funny is, and they both have a corner on the market
  
  Tyra is a weirdo, yeah I watch the model show, but always on an empty stomach, otherwise I hurl

  By Too old, on November 4, 2007 08:32:02

• Now if only Tra la la could spell "fourth grade" correctly we'd be getting somewhere...

  By anonymous, on November 4, 2007 10:00:47

• Tyra's still bitter that a gorgeous white woman (Heidi Klum) stole her prize black man. Seriously though, I can't understand how anyone could look at that guy for more than 5 mins. His skin makes me freak.

  By anonymous, on November 5, 2007 13:12:51

• VAGINA POWER!

  By Alexyss K.Tylor, on November 6, 2007 00:09:23

• to all those who thinks bad about tyra should look in the mirror, wow, if looks could kill you all would be dead wrong for wanting to put anything like that on th internet. tyra is a real woman who not only thinks about herself because she loves her self but she loves people period.if you loved yourself enough maybe you could be just like her "A SUPERSTAR/MODEL/WONDERFUL PERSON/WHO LOVES LIFE" TYRA I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SHOW AND I DON'T MISS AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL FOR NOTHING IN THE WORLD YOU GO GIRL. NEXT

  By THAT WOMAN, on November 8, 2007 19:27:33

• Hello Tyra, I watch your show faithfully. I would like your help. I'm a 34 yr. young black female who has been forced to wear a wig since 1993. My hair began to gradually shed, so I would wear extentions sewed in to cover it. By the time I turned 24, I was 75% bald in the top of my head and there was no other way to cover the spotexcept to turn to wigs. They are hot and some are nice looking, but there's nothing like wearing your own hair. I've tried bosley, and was told that I had the potential to regrow my hair. What my question is if you could find any sources to help me out of this crisis that I have been forced to endure. thank you with all my loveL.K.Simmons

  By latoshia simmons, on November 18, 2007 10:19:26

• I love all of Tyra's shows.
  If it's america's next top model or
  just Tyra, I think she is inspiring
  and is a great role model. So she likes
  fashion? that doesn't mean she has no other talent. if all you pathetic little whores out
  there have nothing better to do then bash some
  woman who you don't know the first thing about,
  then you must be some really sad kids.

  By anonymous, on December 9, 2007 13:30:09

• I loved watching Tyra's simulated ass waxing..

  By gadfly, on December 19, 2007 14:24:13