All The Spears Are Whores

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  1. If I was the baby's daddy's family I'd start setting up the nursery soon cuz we all know how those Spears girls get tired of takin care of their youngins about 2 months after they are born..

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 10:36:29

  2. She looks like a retard just like Britney.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 10:40:40

  3. seems like her dad should be the one writing the parenting book. it should be called " this is what happens when your hobag ex wife gets custody of your slutty-ass kids"

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 10:41:24

  4. I am refraining from the 'She likes creamy things on her tongue' joke because she is 16.

    See....that is me refraining.

    By Jim, on December 19, 2007 10:41:56

  5. You have to either WANT a baby or just be plain stupid to get pregnant nowadays.
    If she had an accident, she could get a "Plan B" pill and be fine.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 10:44:17

  6. 16. That also sounds like rape,doesn't? Good job kid.

    By Duke Steele, on December 19, 2007 10:46:20

  7. I hope Lynn chokes on whatever payout she got from OK magazine. Bitch is an embarrasement to mothers everywhere. Useless money grubbing whore.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 10:46:31

  8. You're a sick fuck Jim.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 10:51:14

  9. It fun to see how all of them lose their man and are left with the kids to only repeat the cycle.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 10:52:06

  10. LMAO @ Jim.

    And I agree with Anon 10:41. Lynn Spears is definitely out of the running for Mother of the Year.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 10:52:52

  11. The daughter is named after the father? What a fucked up family.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 10:55:41

  12. I'm shocked, completely shocked...that the baby's father isn't black.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:01:02

  13. I think we should cut the negativity and be more supportive...

    Sooo, what from Bass Pro Shops should I buy for the baby? Hmmm....

    By joejoe, on December 19, 2007 11:05:37

  14. Jim 10:41:56

    If she liked creamy things on her tongue then she wouldn't be in this pickle.

    (refraining is for quitters!)

    By Zombie Jesus, on December 19, 2007 11:13:47

  15. On second thought, someone should look into buying that baby it's sure-to-be-missing chromosome.....

    By joejoe, on December 19, 2007 11:14:23

  16. Wait.. so Jamie Spears is their dad, Lynn is the Mom, Jamie Lynn is the daughter... did they just lose the baby name book or is this somehow clever?

    By Cwazola, on December 19, 2007 11:19:20

  17. "On second thought, someone should look into buying that baby it's sure-to-be-missing chromosome..."

    Or, the baby could sell its extra one.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:19:32

  18. You see, this is something that would never happen to Miley Cyrus

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:20:14

  19. And they spelled their other daughter's name "Britney" which is a fucking ignorant way to spell Brittany.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:21:02

  20. "You see, this is something that would never happen to Miley Cyrus"

    No, she's a slut too. It's always these hardcore Christian chicks that turn out to be complete insatiable whores, because they are raised in such a crazy unnatural environment. It's the same reason the Amish kids get hooked on smack as soon as they leave their little village.

    By J-Bird, on December 19, 2007 11:26:11

  21. Well, the Spears girls are definitely fertile

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:27:13

  22. Good point, Zombie Jesus. (Another sentence I never thought I'd write)

    By Jim, on December 19, 2007 11:28:21

  23. The real funny thing is that Lynn Spears had wrote a book on parenting that was supposed to come out around March, it's now on hold indefinitely. Yeah this is the woman you want to be taking parenting lessons from, one daughter is a coke whore, the other is a 16 yr old pregnant slut, I think she needs to be nominated for mother of the year.

    By Trax, on December 19, 2007 11:29:14

  24. Naw, I like your original idea, JoeJoe. Britney would probably mistake the chromosome for something edible and eat it. Or shove it up her ass. Either way it'd be ruined.

    I think a tackle box and an "My Ass Loves Bass" Trucker Hat is a great idea.

    Lemme get my coat, I'll meet you at Vaughan Mills.

    By Vigilante, on December 19, 2007 11:29:24

  25. Agreed with J-Bird. When you raise your children in a completely sheltered environment, they go buck wild when they're finally out of the nest. I'm not saying let your kids do whatever the hell they want, but don't smack them in the face with a book just because they got their rag. (Watch "Carrie" to get that one.)

    By Jennifer, on December 19, 2007 11:32:54

  26. "My Ass Loves Bass"

    Actually, I prefer tilapia.

    By Vigilante's Anus, on December 19, 2007 11:33:42

  27. Mmmm....honey sesame tilapia with green beans and wild rice....

    By Vigilante, on December 19, 2007 11:40:36

  28. Now, I'm no fan of the Spears family, so I'm not trying to call black white like Britney's retarded fans so often do, but the truth is that those of us who weren't having sex by the time we were sixteen were desperately trying to, so Jamie Lynn is not really a proven slut just because she made the grade.
    Teach your kids about birth control!

    By jbonz, on December 19, 2007 11:52:07

  29. Looks like someone busted a nut on her tongue.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:08:45

  30. Girls raised without the presence of a father---how typical. So many girls I know raised by single moms turn out to be whores with major self-esteem issues. Especially when the father leaves in the pre-teen and teen years. That's when they just start slutting it up like crazy.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:10:58

  31. I am sure Miley Cyrus will be as big a slut as the rest of them. Her parents go on about "Christian values" and yet Miley was born out of wedlock. And each of her parents has out of wedlock children from a previous relationship. So obviously they aren't so holy as they would pretend to be.

    And Miley is hardly leading the sheltered protected life her parents pretend she is. First of she is in show biz. Clearly time and again we see that's not a good idea for the vast majority of children. And in her People article talking about what a great kid she is she talked about how Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale were her best friends. Any parents letting their 14 (at that time) year old hang out with girls in their late teens and early 20s are not the diligent parents they claim to be. Obviously they are going to be doing things that are normal for their age but not appropriate for a younger girl. Esp when one of those girls has nude internet photos and was apparently sending out nude pics at age 15.

    Basically Miley is hardly living the pure, carefree childhood that either her parents,her managers, or Disney would like the public to believe. Enough with the "Miley is so innocent" crap. Like her as a character, fine. But don't get all wrapped up in her supposed purity and innocence that in all likelihood does not exist.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:23:41

  32. Anon 12:23, Miley Cyrus has one thing these other little Hollywood whores don't---a strong, loving and present father. Just like Papa Joe, love him or hate him, the Simpson girls are not all drugged-up pregnant sluts. Yeah, Jessica has some relationship issues, and Asslee is a retard, but that's small potatoes compared to what all these other hoes are going through.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:52:22

  33. BTW, isn't it illegal for a 19 yr-old to knock up a 16 yr-old in California?

    Mr. Spears should file statutory rape charges!!

    By DP, on December 19, 2007 13:13:00

  34. I hope the slut has sextuplets!

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:25:31

  35. DP 13:13:00

    He didn't knock her up in California. He knocked her up in the uterus.

    ba-ZING!

    By Zombie Jesus, on December 19, 2007 13:25:58

  36. I have news for you people: Nickelodeon knew about this for weeks, and in fact, Jamie Lynn and 'Mommy Dearest' tried re-negotiating her contract. Rumors abound that A-Rod tried to help with the negotiations, but I can't confirm that... Anyhoo, they went something like this...

    Jamie Lynn- ...And I'll need an extra trailer, with a Nanny, Oh! get me that Nanny Fine I LOVE her!! and an extra personal assistant...
    and an extra wardrobe person...

    Nickelodeon Um, right, well actually we're thinking of going in a slightly different direction...You see Stick Stickly just got out of rehab and we kinda promised that if he ever got his life back together...you understand....

    Jamie Lynn- But Ah'm the STAR! Y'all caint do this to ME!! Waits 'till Brit hears about this!! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!11111

    By Holden Magroin, on December 19, 2007 13:33:45

  37. Holden Magroin ftw.

    "Ah'm a STAR, y'all!"

    By Zombie Jesus, on December 19, 2007 13:49:20

  38. By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:52:22

    I have to agree with you on that one! As annoying as the Simpsons are, they are angels in comparison to the Spears. I bet the mom was all "keep the baby, I'm running low on money and mama needs a new trailer"

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 14:03:25

  39. Sometimes good parents have kids that turn out badly.

    Since Lynnne Spears is a shitty mom, that is obviously not the case here.

    By Hyperbole, on December 19, 2007 14:27:41

  40. A live-in boyfriend at 16 years old. This family is the poster child for "hillbilly". Generations of great parenting skills!!!

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 15:02:13

  41. Nickelodeon should fire her ass ,the slut is a horrible role model for those dumb girls that watch her stupid show ,so Nickelodeon fire her NOW ,lets hope the stupid girls don't go out there spreading their legs and getting preggers cus they think is cool since that whore Jamie has done it

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 15:20:11

  42. Just a thought: maybe she hasn't ruined her career. She's a kid actor with a notoriously messed-up sister: how is she ever going to make the jump to being taken seriously as an adult actor? Oh here we go: have a kid, prove to be a good mother despite the doubters, mature beyond your years and voila....

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 15:46:21

  43. Is everyone in that family named after each other? That's pretty hillbilly.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 16:40:08

  44. A live-in boyfriend at 16, a teen pregnancy and the ruination of her "budding" career. Yup, I think she's accomplished her goal -- she's "one-upped" her big sis for the worst decisions made.

    By Chris Crocker's Least Favorite Head, on December 19, 2007 17:42:17

  45. Jennifer, he may have a good point, but I hardly consider a situation in which a 16-year-old was *living with* her 19-year-old boyfriend, a "sheltered" environment.

    Just sayin'. Yeah, sheltered kids go nuts when they taste freedom, but one thing the Spears girls have never been lacking in is freedom.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 18:16:23

  46. Wow, 12:08, what a stunning observation. I'm sure that wasn't the point when that picture was chosen for this story. What a stroke of luck!

    (Heh. I said 'stroke'.)

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 18:18:34

  47. 11:01:2, Well he isn't black so now what? When you're a racist and stupid remarks like this makes you look even more retarded. White male get girls pregnant all the time, so do hispanics and so do asians. Wiseup.

    By lkl, on December 19, 2007 18:24:33

  48. Settle down, Reverand Al...it was a joke.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 18:45:21

  49. 1. a condom
    2. the pill
    3. the pull out method
    4. the morning after pill
    5. oral

    I just named five ways to fuck and NOT end up a bad parent. Why can't these fucking douches do the same?

    By Abram, on December 19, 2007 19:32:46

  50. Is it now taboo to call a 16 year old girl that is living with her boyfriend and got pregnant stupid and a slut? I dunno, I wasn't trying to get pregnant at 16 ... god ... that must make me a dork ... gee I wish I had run with the cool crowd ... I'd be nursing my third baby by now ...

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 19:50:03

  51. If he was black or hispanic, THEN he'd have to worry about those statutory rape charges...

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 20:07:45

  52. If he was black or hispanic, THEN he'd have to worry about those statutory rape charges...

    THAS WA U GET FER TACHIN ER WIMENS NIGER!!!

    By Abram, on December 19, 2007 20:28:43

  53. Watch out Abram... it's the South! The Jew is only higher up on the food chain than the Black if he's keeping the Rapist Football Team With Hair Like Casey Aldridge out of the Fuck Me Up The Ass Penitentiary.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 20:41:14

  54. 20:41, good thing I'm not a Jew then, else I'd be fucked.

    By Abram-17, 12 fucks, 0 pregnancies, on December 19, 2007 21:14:05

  55. Heh - who is lying to themselves now? You're OBVIOUSLY Jewish. Come on, it's the Interweb... everyone can tell!

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 21:58:15

  56. LOL total truth, man. I'm straight up White Anglo Saxon Protestant. How could you "tell" if I was Jewish?

    By Abram, on December 19, 2007 22:52:06

  57. You left the webcam on by accident Abram. It's all over YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7YNz4JwyTU

    Anyhow, moving on...

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 23:31:07

  58. LMAO ok man, you win. You caught me; I'm Jewie McJewerstein.

    By Abram, on December 20, 2007 00:17:27

  59. typical Spears slut....why is anybody surprised?
    wonder how long before Brit's sis-tard will be running around without panties and lose custoday of her should've had a abortion?
    Jamie is a bitchy little slut....the woman heckling her and Brit was right GTFO my town! Everything those 2 touch turns to shit!

    By Amie, on December 20, 2007 05:34:05

  60. What does being a anti-semite have to do with Jamie Lynn getting pregnant? If you just want to be a bigot just start using the words you normally use. Other than that, calling this young girl a slut is hard, a slut is a person who sleeps around, all she did was sleep with her boyfriend without using protection. Now that was dumb, being a christian and going to church doesn't make you want to sleep with someone more than if you don't go to church. I know alot of you hate christians, but would kiss a muslims ass!!

    By lkl, on December 20, 2007 18:30:41

  61. She just screwed her entire life up and I hope she won't take it out on the kid later on but knowing how big sis is, I know it's destined to happen.

    By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 18:52:31

  62. I know alot of you hate christians, but would kiss a muslims ass!!

    By lkl, on December 20, 2007 18:30:41
    ____________________________________________________

    You would too if she had a hairy bush.

    Christian kids fuck like crazy for the same reason gay senators get caught trying to get dick in public bathrooms: repressing your natural sexual urges makes you lose your goddamn mind. No complaining here, though: there's nothing you CAN'T do with a Christian girl who's "waiting for marriage".

    By Abram loves Christian pussy, on December 20, 2007 19:28:31

  63. What does being a anti-semite have to do with Jamie Lynn getting pregnant? If you just want to be a bigot just start using the words you normally use. Other than that, calling this young girl a slut is hard, a slut is a person who sleeps around, all she did was sleep with her boyfriend without using protection. Now that was dumb, being a christian and going to church doesn't make you want to sleep with someone more than if you don't go to church. I know alot of you hate christians, but would kiss a muslims ass!!

    Frankly Ikl, I'm speechless! Wasn't it you who astrally projected into my bedroom the other night and told me of the vast Zionist conspiracy to get all the goyim to shave their privates in a mad bid for world dominance?!

    How the Jews were using their dominant position in entertainment and science to force everyone into reliance on thermal underwear and a belief in global warming?!

    How halting global warming would cause the planet to cool and awaken the Ice Giants from Jötunheimr and bring about Ragnarok!? And how the resulting apocalyptic winter would either cause bald goyim privates to drop off due to frostbite or force people to rely on their bushy Hebrew overlords with their unholy Stanfield's monopoly?!

    They got to you, didn't they Ikl? And Jaime Lynn's pregnancy is just a smokescreen to keep the rest of us in the dark!

    By I Am Not A Crank!, on December 21, 2007 01:39:28

  64. I win!

    By I Am Not A Crank!, on December 21, 2007 18:18:29

  65. Well, Jimmy Joe Bob, what do you expect. These whores are from trailer trash places. I mean, look at the way they talk and sound. Nothing but trash. Christ I should have headed south to screw them too, plus the Mom. How in the hell, do you have a whore daughter like Brit, and not have your other daus on birth control. Just shoot me!!!!!!!!!!!

    By Dog, on December 22, 2007 01:03:50

  66. Well, one thing is still sure: we all hate muslims.

    By Abu dabi dabi doo, on December 22, 2007 15:19:14

  67. it's really uncool, offensive and innapropriate to call them whores... what about the dudes who participated in the other 50 percent of it? And who the hell has not had sex by the time they are 16 nowadays anyway? please, this is not the 1800's. This is extremely sexist.

    By sparklytoesfairydustbutt, on December 22, 2007 17:13:17

  68. yeah, Todd should be more sensitive. he's such a whore.

    By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 17:17:18

  69. And who the hell has not had sex by the time they are 16 nowadays anyway?

    I think it's more a matter of who will ADMIT they haven't had sex by age 16...

    By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 21:26:33

  70. Whores, all of them whores, I tell you!

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2007 15:04:12

  71. Todd, the Spears girls, or Muslims?

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2007 18:37:27

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