F the song, just look at those retina melting pics. King Emo is wearing a green hair scruntchy around his wrist for crying out loud. A HAIR SCRUNTCHY!!! I won't even let my wife pull that type of crap. I guess this makes 1,102,101 reasons I want to choke-slam that failed abortion. PS - Yes, I know what a hair scruntchy is. Get married (to a woman) and you tend to learn these types of things and I'm ok with that...
"Ashlee, the kids are really into Britney and that stuff your sister does, you should do a really glossy, polished, safe for the tweenage set pop album."
"Yes, daddy."
2006:
"Ashlee, the kids are really into that Avril Levine girl and those other girls that 'rock.' You should dye your hair black and get your nose straightened so the emo kids don't remember who you were last year."
"Yes, daddy."
2007:
"Ashlee, the kids are really into that retro-80's influenced stuff like The Killers and Oh Fuck! At the Disco and that one band with the ugly singer and the faggy bass player. You should do another album that capitalizes on trends that peaked two years ago and distract the attention from your lack of relevance or talent by flashing your rack."
Ashlee, I have news for you. Jamie Lynn Spears has raised the bar. She's pregnant. If you want to maintain your "career", you best be grabbing your ankles and quick.
does she think she's gwen stefani? thats another 20 seconds of my life i wont get back. yet retarded song, retardating my brain cells. im gonna be on my freakin death bed with nothing but horrible thoughts of songs and celebrity moments that should have never been.
This song sounds like something Madonna would've recorded BEFORE she became famous - like something from a B movie soundtrack. Some DJ out there will mash it and make it sound MUCH better (yeah I'm being optimistic)
Unbelievably annoying, stupid song. Couldn't sit through the whole vid. It's like she's trying to sound like Rihanna with that stupid accent she does for "Umbrella"... trying to sound all Jamaican or something. STOP IT YOU STUPID WHITE GIRL, you sound like a tool.
And lol at how proud she looks sitting next to her little fairy boyfriend.
Terrible song and dumb ass faux artistic video. God, I hate it when these bastards try to pretend they are anything but what they are ... pointless vapid sluts ... just be who you are ... or go ahead and put a bullet in your skull ... that's what all the cool artsy kids are doing ash ...
Eeeek!!! Ashlee Simspon does Blondi and bands like that from early 80's in a 2008 style. Sadly people, this cd , like Britney's trash, will hit and be platinum and in clubs. Go figue and real bands like ROONEY www.rooney.com can't get a break.
Yes the song is shit, yes it's boring, yes it samples/rips off Madonna's "Burning uP" bassline...But...WHY doesn't anyone cut down the true culprit responsible for this monstrosity of music bullshit? TIMBALAND! He wrote it AND produced it. Ashley is a pawn, a puppet doing what producers/writers tell her to. I'm sick of people being too afraid to tell the gangsta thug fuckers they suck, and only cutting up the "artist" (stretch of a term if there ever was one). These urban hip hop guys are working with a lot of pop jokes lately,( Danjahandz with Britney, Scott Storch with Brooke Hogan and Paris Hilton, timbaland with Justin Tinkerbell) and no one is calling them out on their pussy ass sell out shit.Only attacking the "face" of the music-not the instigators. Guess it's easier to pick on the small white chicks,( Justin included) and not the big buff black dudes with guns, huh? lol.
I'M BURNIN UP BURNIN UP WITH YOUR LOVE.........DAMN IF THIS ISNT A RIP OFF I DONT KNOW WHAT IS, BUT THEN AGAIN, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A TIMBALAND PRODUCTION, MASTER OF CRAP.
Ashley's music is baaaad. BUT, isn't it sweet how she is trying to spread Christmas joy by taking a homeless man in golashes to a basketball game? She's even showing him just how much love she has for the poor and down-trodden. Such generosity, she should have a bucket and be ringing a bell in front of Macy's.
You are so right. All that so-called "music" completely sucks. All rappers should be dropped off on an uncharted island out in the Caribbean, given their weapons, and left to do each other in. The world (and the airwaves) would be a much better place.
If it wasn't ashlee simpson i'd think she's really hot in this video. I just can't help but remember her wannabe punk phase and her huge nose. too bad.
ROTFLMBAO @ Outta My Head (Ay ya ya). Seriously, that's the fucking title. I starting watching it but I went into some kind of seizure of bored indifference and apathy.
Damn same thing happened to me. didn't even take 10 seconds when the brain just went numb. damn she sucks!!!
I bet if some of you didn't know this was her, you would have liked the song and thought it was Gwen Stefani. It's become cool for some of you to bash Jessica and Ashlee, just because some sites are.
It's always been "cool" to bash Ashlee Simpson. Where the fuck you been? That's what happens when you're a dumb whore who thinks she's something special. And Gwen Stefani hasn't made a good record on her own since...well, ever, so you lose on that too. Rejected.
Good ol' Papa Joe! There's no lie you won't tell for your girls. Ashlee's one unemployed douche away from BEING Britney. ________________________________________________ It was pretty cool, much better than that crap by britney and Ashlee is hot.
well...what i watched of it rweminded me of a solo belinda carlyle vid without the hot chick...but ashley has 4 things going ger 1) she is a preachers kid2)her sister is prettier3)her sister is more talented4)her sister is famous for a prudish stance against premarital sex....can you say sexual wildcat...stay relevant ashley or better yet do porn
I immediately thought of Gwen Stefani when i saw the video. what a ripoff. if you're going to act like you're trying to be so artistic and "inspire" people with you're music then do something that's actually fucking orginal
It gets better at the end they put her in a straight jacket in the looney bin. Wish they'd really put here there and keep her gagged and bound.. that way we wouldn't have to hear her crappy music and singing again :D I also noticed at the end it sayd "Geffen Music" that company actually signed this twit and are letting her make a 3rd CD??? What the hell is going on with the music industry... boggles the mind.
68 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThe Simpson's definitely prove that the "dumb blond" theory is in fact true.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:44:29
I just can't see whats so hot about a guy in skinny jeans. yuck.
By JR, on December 19, 2007 11:48:54
don't mind the video because its kinda interesting BUT the song's a disaster!!!??? Is she trying to be retro or something???
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:49:00
Good God that SUCKED. I agree with 11:49, the video seemed to be interesting (from the ten seconds I could stand) but the song was awful. Too brash.
Whoever produced that track needs to have their fingernails pulled out.
By Vigilante, on December 19, 2007 11:52:42
I made it 15 seconds in.
By Jim, on December 19, 2007 11:55:53
what a lousy copy of gwen stefani. and gwen stefani is already a copy so that makes it even worse
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:56:20
Haha, crazy ass video. The song is a little catchy I guess.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:02:09
plain and simple, that is just a horrible song. that is TOP 10 of 2007 kinda horrible.
By tyler, on December 19, 2007 12:03:40
I love it when these dumb sluts have nose jobs but then forget that their nostrils will stay their original size. She looks so fucking stupid.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:04:16
The Simpson's and the Spears should get together and do a Blond Retardation tour. It would put Mad Donna's to shame.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:06:59
Well at least Assley isn't preggers!
By TheBig28, on December 19, 2007 12:08:22
I'm sure I'm in the minority here, but I think Ashlee is pretty hot. That being said - that song is absolutely horrible!
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:16:47
I like the "Ay ya ya" part. That's about it.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:32:52
when she gonna get knocked up?
By kfederation, on December 19, 2007 12:40:53
Wow, based on these pictures I see Ashley changed her hair color from blond to brunette again--whoops! Mistook her boyfriend for a girl; my mistake.
By Papa Joe Simpson, on December 19, 2007 12:42:30
Jesus fucking christ that song is awful.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:42:41
"Blond Retardation tour" hahahahaha...that would be fucking awesome.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:45:58
This may be the worst song I have ever heard.
It sounds like it is like some tragic musical car accident from the 80s, involving Devo and Missing Persons.
Ashlee, I promise i will give you $23.59 if you just please stop and go away.
How on earth was this song and video allowed to be produced in a music studio? Why wasn't this stopped and destroyed in its gestation period?
Where is Al Qaeida when you really need them?
By JR, on December 19, 2007 12:50:12
F the song, just look at those retina melting pics. King Emo is wearing a green hair scruntchy around his wrist for crying out loud. A HAIR SCRUNTCHY!!! I won't even let my wife pull that type of crap. I guess this makes 1,102,101 reasons I want to choke-slam that failed abortion. PS - Yes, I know what a hair scruntchy is. Get married (to a woman) and you tend to learn these types of things and I'm ok with that...
By Hater, on December 19, 2007 12:58:25
2005:
"Ashlee, the kids are really into Britney and that stuff your sister does, you should do a really glossy, polished, safe for the tweenage set pop album."
"Yes, daddy."
2006:
"Ashlee, the kids are really into that Avril Levine girl and those other girls that 'rock.' You should dye your hair black and get your nose straightened so the emo kids don't remember who you were last year."
"Yes, daddy."
2007:
"Ashlee, the kids are really into that retro-80's influenced stuff like The Killers and Oh Fuck! At the Disco and that one band with the ugly singer and the faggy bass player. You should do another album that capitalizes on trends that peaked two years ago and distract the attention from your lack of relevance or talent by flashing your rack."
"Yes, daddy."
2008:
"No teeth, Ashlee."
"Mmf, mmmff."
By Zombie Jesus, on December 19, 2007 13:18:38
Ashlee, I have news for you. Jamie Lynn Spears has raised the bar. She's pregnant. If you want to maintain your "career", you best be grabbing your ankles and quick.
By Anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:22:37
I wish this song was outta my head. I want those 30 seconds back.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:54:50
I can't wait to see her lip-sync it live.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:59:35
I want to kick her in her sister in their milkbags.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 14:10:20
the 80s called, they want their music back.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 14:34:48
does she think she's gwen stefani?
thats another 20 seconds of my life i wont get back. yet retarded song, retardating my brain cells.
im gonna be on my freakin death bed with nothing but horrible thoughts of songs and celebrity moments that should have never been.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 15:01:19
Obviously an homage to 80's music... poorly.
By Joe Mahma, on December 19, 2007 15:44:19
This song sounds like something Madonna would've recorded BEFORE she became famous - like something from a B movie soundtrack. Some DJ out there will mash it and make it sound MUCH better (yeah I'm being optimistic)
By TrayC, on December 19, 2007 16:17:45
Dear Lord, that song sucks dog balls.
By Lefty Van Gogh, on December 19, 2007 17:34:43
Ah, another YouTube video I'll never watch. Last I heard, chick had a voice like an electric pencil sharpener.
By Abram, on December 19, 2007 18:38:34
I for one am APALLED at the lack of cultural understanding among this most intellectually desolate of demographics!
The video is ART. If you throw in a distinct quota of random elements, it ceases to be RANDOM, but instead, ABSTRACT AND CREATIVE.
WORSHIP THIS MASTERPIECE. I just reserved my 30 copies on amazon. I DEMAND YOU DO THE SAME! THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET!
By Roflcopter, on December 19, 2007 19:01:01
By Papa Joe Simpson, on December 19, 2007 12:42:30
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I was gonna say <em>What the fuck kinda chicks you been lookin' at?</em> but now I can see the resemblance. Emo douches make me violent.
By Abram, on December 19, 2007 19:03:24
hahahahaha
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 19:21:14
Unbelievably annoying, stupid song. Couldn't sit through the whole vid. It's like she's trying to sound like Rihanna with that stupid accent she does for "Umbrella"... trying to sound all Jamaican or something. STOP IT YOU STUPID WHITE GIRL, you sound like a tool.
And lol at how proud she looks sitting next to her little fairy boyfriend.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 19:22:13
Terrible song and dumb ass faux artistic video. God, I hate it when these bastards try to pretend they are anything but what they are ... pointless vapid sluts ... just be who you are ... or go ahead and put a bullet in your skull ... that's what all the cool artsy kids are doing ash ...
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 19:29:14
Eeeek!!! Ashlee Simspon does Blondi and bands like that from early 80's in a 2008 style. Sadly people, this cd , like Britney's trash, will hit and be platinum and in clubs. Go figue and real bands like ROONEY www.rooney.com can't get a break.
By Geesch, on December 19, 2007 19:57:28
Geesch:
Rooney blows, and when did Britany's record go platinum?
By Abram, on December 19, 2007 20:24:53
That looks like a remake of "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 21:28:58
Ashlee is pretty now.
Wow, could her BF's pants BE any tighter? Fucking gross.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 01:00:50
Yes the song is shit, yes it's boring, yes it samples/rips off Madonna's "Burning uP" bassline...But...WHY doesn't anyone cut down the true culprit responsible for this monstrosity of music bullshit? TIMBALAND! He wrote it AND produced it. Ashley is a pawn, a puppet doing what producers/writers tell her to. I'm sick of people being too afraid to tell the gangsta thug fuckers they suck, and only cutting up the "artist" (stretch of a term if there ever was one). These urban hip hop guys are working with a lot of pop jokes lately,( Danjahandz with Britney, Scott Storch with Brooke Hogan and Paris Hilton, timbaland with Justin Tinkerbell) and no one is calling them out on their pussy ass sell out shit.Only attacking the "face" of the music-not the instigators. Guess it's easier to pick on the small white chicks,( Justin included) and not the big buff black dudes with guns, huh? lol.
By hip hop sell outs, on December 20, 2007 03:57:39
I'M BURNIN UP BURNIN UP WITH YOUR LOVE.........DAMN IF THIS ISNT A RIP OFF I DONT KNOW WHAT IS, BUT THEN AGAIN, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A TIMBALAND PRODUCTION, MASTER OF CRAP.
By Rob, on December 20, 2007 07:44:10
Isn't her bf gay?!
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 07:54:39
Ashley's music is baaaad. BUT, isn't it sweet how she is trying to spread Christmas joy by taking a homeless man in golashes to a basketball game? She's even showing him just how much love she has for the poor and down-trodden.
Such generosity, she should have a bucket and be ringing a bell in front of Macy's.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 08:14:22
When will the whole simpson clan pack it in and move back to texas? They need to get back to their roots! Go away!
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 09:33:12
Hip Hop Sells Out,
You are so right. All that so-called "music" completely sucks. All rappers should be dropped off on an uncharted island out in the Caribbean, given their weapons, and left to do each other in. The world (and the airwaves) would be a much better place.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 10:30:26
"All rappers should be dropped off on an uncharted island out in the Caribbean, given their weapons, and left to do each other in."
They already tried that. It's called "haiti"
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 11:07:42
If it wasn't ashlee simpson i'd think she's really hot in this video. I just can't help but remember her wannabe punk phase and her huge nose. too bad.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 15:52:25
ROTFLMBAO @ Outta My Head (Ay ya ya). Seriously, that's the fucking title. I starting watching it but I went into some kind of seizure of bored indifference and apathy.
Damn same thing happened to me. didn't even take 10 seconds when the brain just went numb. damn she sucks!!!
By NubianGoddez, on December 20, 2007 16:36:34
She might have very little talent (like her sister) but at least she's hot (unlike her sister).
By Anonymous Realist, on December 20, 2007 17:33:00
I bet if some of you didn't know this was her, you would have liked the song and thought it was Gwen Stefani. It's become cool for some of you to bash Jessica and Ashlee, just because some sites are.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 18:08:51
It was pretty cool, much better than that crap by britney and Ashlee is hot. Just don't know why she's still with that tool.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 18:46:53
18: 08:
It's always been "cool" to bash Ashlee Simpson. Where the fuck you been? That's what happens when you're a dumb whore who thinks she's something special. And Gwen Stefani hasn't made a good record on her own since...well, ever, so you lose on that too. Rejected.
By Abram, on December 20, 2007 19:20:43
Good ol' Papa Joe! There's no lie you won't tell for your girls. Ashlee's one unemployed douche away from BEING Britney.
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It was pretty cool, much better than that crap by britney and Ashlee is hot.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 18:46:53
By Abram, on December 20, 2007 19:35:07
haha men w/o hats ftw
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 20:15:34
The only reason she's famous is her sister knows how to suck dick.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 23:23:46
Not to mention, she's selling her CD for $12.99? Oy vey, it better come with a coupon to Finagle-A-Bagle!
By Abram's Dradle, on December 21, 2007 02:54:42
well...what i watched of it rweminded me of a solo belinda carlyle vid without the hot chick...but ashley has 4 things going ger 1) she is a preachers kid2)her sister is prettier3)her sister is more talented4)her sister is famous for a prudish stance against premarital sex....can you say sexual wildcat...stay relevant ashley or better yet do porn
By fellasheowed, on December 21, 2007 04:15:51
Fuck me, I thought it was pretty cool.
By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 03:59:02
I immediately thought of Gwen Stefani when i saw the video. what a ripoff. if you're going to act like you're trying to be so artistic and "inspire" people with you're music then do something that's actually fucking orginal
By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 11:49:23
No music is ever original.
By Fat Louie, on December 22, 2007 15:22:23
But that's not an excuse to churn out derivative commercial crap.
By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 21:36:13
She ripped off at least 3 of Gwen Stefani's music videos...what an asshole.
By Helenizzle, on December 23, 2007 14:17:09
Everything being derivative is not an excuse, it's a fact. The rest is just your opinion.
By Fat Louie, on December 23, 2007 15:11:25
Naw, I think Fat Louie just isn't trying hard enough.
Fat and jaded is no way to go through life.
By anonymous, on December 24, 2007 18:30:22
It gets better at the end they put her in a straight jacket in the looney bin. Wish they'd really put here there and keep her gagged and bound.. that way we wouldn't have to hear her crappy music and singing again :D I also noticed at the end it sayd "Geffen Music" that company actually signed this twit and are letting her make a 3rd CD??? What the hell is going on with the music industry... boggles the mind.
By anonymous, on December 26, 2007 06:41:00
Pete Wentz looks like such a Puss! Skin tight jeans, fag boots and just pick anything else. God i hate people
By joe, on December 26, 2007 09:19:38
I got to min 2:09 before I had to turn it off. I think thats pretty good right?
By insidescoop, on December 26, 2007 14:04:20
that was the most stupid boring thing i ever saw get a life dumb blonde
By hatenukk1232123, on December 31, 2007 19:30:02
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