29 Comments:

• Her body's tight and hot until you see those fake tits then it ruins it. They don't look natural at all. She should have stayed natural.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 11:43:52

• Ugh, I serioulsy can not stand that douche. First of all, Punk'd was funny for ONE season. After that, all of the celebrities were in on it and just pretending to be surprised. It was so fucking fake. Second, he can't produce anything other than crappy reality tv crap like "Beauty and the Geek." You could basically have the IQ of a pussywillow and still produce that ignorant show.
  
  He's so pseudo-sophisticated. He spends so much time and energy trying to shake the "dumb" Kelso image, but I don't buy it. And his relationship with that aged plastic-surgeried skank just turns my stomach. He hooked up with her for the publicity, but stayed for the pussy.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 11:51:00

• Nope. He's still goofy and dorky.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 11:52:41

• I've never seen a woman that has more crotch hair than Demi. She probably needs diamond studs on her razor to cut through that shit. I bet Ashton writes a letter to Dirty Jobs every day begging that guy to come out make an episode about it.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 12:01:12

• That wasn't funny or entertaining at all. If he gave me that for Christmas I'd give it back.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 12:05:12

• I love Ashton. He's funny, sweet, and hot.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 12:09:17

• Damn her tits were ugly in those ten year old pics. I'll bet they're really nasty now.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 12:10:22

• demi is still gettin' it done for an old broad

  By barry the directv guy, on December 21, 2007 12:29:35

• Ashton and Demi = hot sex erryday

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 12:43:58

• That was the most bizarre, obtuse commentary I've seen about the writers strike.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 12:45:23

• Demi Moore had to get over $100,000 worth of plastic surgery just to look average.
  Her kids look like they should live under a bridge in Romania.
  
  Yeah um...not jealous.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 13:05:31

• That was semi-funny at best. And let me give you a little Hollywood insider news, the "reindeer" have already cut a deal and they ain't going on strike.
  
  PS: Demi is still super bangable.

  By TheBig28, on December 21, 2007 13:20:16

• Ashton Kutcher is and always be a douche, no matter what he's producing or who he's banging.

  By Abram, on December 21, 2007 14:02:43

• The video was amusing, but WAY too long. Even two minutes is pushing it. And speaking of "pushing it" - did we NEED to see the copy machine gyrations? It wasn't vulgar. It just wasn't FUNNY.

  By TrayC, on December 21, 2007 14:57:25

• What's with the random comments praising Ass-ton and his skank "wife"?
  
  I bet Demi's "people" troll the gossip boards for negative publicity about her, just like the scientologists. She's enough of a control freak for it.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 15:30:30

• OMG that was funny!! seriously I was laughing my ass off, hell after hey dude where is my car he can do no wrong in my book.

  By NubianGoddez, on December 21, 2007 16:16:24

• 12:01:12, Saw the same picture and I totally agree with you. That bush was the biggest and best I've ever seen. Boy is that baby nice!!!

  By lkl, on December 21, 2007 16:34:47

• My God, that shit was so funny I laughed and laughed that I peed my pants!!
  
  Oh right, no I didn't. First Ashlee Simpson, now this?

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 18:56:24

• Nope, not cool or funny.

  By this sucks, on December 21, 2007 19:07:10

• I thought he looked a lil stoned. A friend with weed is a friend indeed!

  By fathairysmurf, on December 22, 2007 08:16:26

• UMMMM No not funny. I really wish he would stop trying to be a movie star. Cause he sucks money balls when ever a camera is pointed at him.

  By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 09:54:50

• No wonder her daughter Rumer is getting drunk and dressing like a little slut at such a young age. She is nothing compared to her slutty momma. Demi's plastic surgery headlines have made me forget what a slut she really is.

  By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 20:13:12

• I really didn't find that amusing. Will Ferrell's video was 10 times better!

  By Sarah, on December 22, 2007 22:56:26

• The woman is repulsive. How AK can bang that I don't know. Never been sure where her butt ends and her back begins.
  
  Leathery.
  
  

  By Pedro of Oz, on December 23, 2007 05:41:25

• Meh. Couldn't even watch it 'til the end.
  
  Slow. Unfunny. And obsene.
  
  Yay!

  By anonymous, on December 23, 2007 15:18:03

• Ashton Kutcher doesn't deserve Demi Moore. He sucks as a actor, & is just not that atractive! His acting really, really blows where Demi's is simply outstanding! I really don't know why Demi & Bruce split? That's really a mystery? He is an incredible actor, loved him in everything he made & most likely will make too. Have pretty much seen everything that Bruce has made & loved it all, where I just try to avoid anything that that Kutcher's made! I really don't like him but I just love Demi!!! She is the most beautiful woman on the face of this planet!!! Even more4 atractive than any supermodel I've ever seen?!

  By matt nightingale, on December 23, 2007 18:26:36

• Ashton Kutcher doesn't deserve Demi Moore. He sucks as a actor, & is just not that atractive! His acting really, really blows where Demi's is simply outstanding! I really don't know why Demi & Bruce split? That's really a mystery? He is an incredible actor, loved him in everything he made & most likely will make too. Have pretty much seen everything that Bruce has made & loved it all, where I just try to avoid anything that that Kutcher's made! I really don't like him but I just love Demi!!! She is the most beautiful woman on the face of this planet!!! Even more4 atractive than any supermodel I've ever seen?!

  By matt nightingale, on December 23, 2007 18:26:50

• What the hell???? She's a mom and she puts this kinda shite out there for her kids to see what a class act she is? Oh...right. Sorry. she's naked in every role she does cause that's all she can do. And wanting to show your wife off as a total whore-great!!! WTG Ashton. How proud your parents must be. I agree with others-have you seen demi's "before hollywood" pics. Shudder. People wonder how her kids are so fug...umm, she looks the way she does AFTER a bazillion surgeries.(which her kids now need) All in all-that was total and complete crap and no one likes Demi or Ashton...so ho ho ho

  By anonymous, on December 24, 2007 11:55:57

• Who doesn't want to watch their sexually unobtainable step-father give it to their mom, reindeer-style?
  
  I'm looking at you, Rumor!

  By anonymous, on December 24, 2007 18:24:32