Britney Spears Fails Again

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  1. She was stressed out by the press? Why? Didn't they supply her with a Big Mac?

    The judge should have her up for contempt of court. She's not above the law!

    By Annie, on December 12, 2007 15:21:40

  2. Who wants sloppy seconds from Sam Lufti?

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 15:21:54

  3. HEY STUPID JUDGE SEND HER TO JAIL she is breaking the law by not showing up damn the whore is not special do your job judge stop kissing up to her she is disgustin with no talent and breaks the law everyday watch those videos of her going thru red lights and stop signs moron judge

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 15:26:43

  4. 2 words: BENCH WARRANT

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 15:40:24

  5. Look at all those morons jostling frantically to take her picture. No wonder Shitney lives in her own fantasy world where she's queen of the poop universe. When will it all end?

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 15:43:39

  6. She has become Michael Jackson.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 15:45:03

  7. Jeebus on the upskirt! Yuck!

    Agree with the bench warrant.

    By Taco Can, on December 12, 2007 16:04:26

  8. When is a damn judge going to hold this clown in contempt of court. I'm tired of these z list celebrities thinking they are above the law, since when is this media whore, who calls the paps to follow her around and pump her gas afraid of them? throw her worthless ass in jail already!!

    By NubianGoddez, on December 12, 2007 16:08:27

  9. Ew why did I have to click on that?
    In more important news, America is going to hell:

    http://www.newstarget.com/022308.html

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 16:12:34

  10. I'm sure she had very good reasons for missing her deposition. Them lawyers don't understand because they're not pop stars promoting a crappy - I mean No. 1 - I mean sinking-fast album. Oh, and they couldn't understand because they're not dumb cunts like Britney and Sam.

    By catman, on December 12, 2007 16:25:07

  11. beef. it's what's for dinner.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 16:38:47

  12. Bench warrant indeed. Nice little contempt of court charge to add to the ones she may be already facing. However, it'll take more time to fill out the paperwork than she'll spend in a holding cell for it all.

    By Jennifer, on December 12, 2007 16:46:33

  13. Again, why is she still valid?

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 17:41:46

  14. I'm seeing more and more each day that Britney is actually really smart. Seriously, nobody has been able to touch her. Do you people realise the shit she gets away with? Evidently, she knows how to exploit the system. This of course pisses me off so much I get migraines thinking about it, but it's the truth. I hate this despicable twit.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 17:43:47

  15. If I was God, I'd put her in a situation where she's a nameless nobody on death row for a murder she didn't commit, and no lawyer will touch her case. She has six months to learn enough law to successfully prosecute an appeal, pro se, through the Supreme Court, without assistance from hamburgers, snack food or sugary beverages.

    By eddy, on December 12, 2007 18:31:38

  16. I don't get it, why doesn't she just give up custody of the children, I mean it can't possibly because of a half coherent thought to keep her fan base by appearing like a good "mom". It should be obvious to her that what fans are left are totally crazy and she could kill a small child and wear it's skin and they'd still root for her ...

    stop putting the children through hell you bitch ...

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 19:00:22

  17. I'd hit it. Repeatedly. In the face.

    By Abram, on December 12, 2007 20:34:48

  18. I'd hit it. Repeatedly. In the face.

    With Prettyboy's dick.

    *insert flaccid slapping sounds here*

    By Would That Be Too Much Like A Handjob?, on December 12, 2007 22:39:58

  19. That would be like getting pelted with Vienna sausages.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 05:55:54

  20. how many chances does this gutter rat get until the court system realizes she has no interest in her kids?
    I mean please she actually thinks she can tell the court when she wants to come in?
    What's next will the judge come out to her vehicle like they did at DMV?

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 08:50:17

  21. Are her calves getting so fat that she can't completely zip those horrible boots??? She is somethin'.

    By corrina, on December 13, 2007 10:08:03

  22. in that picture she sees her disgusting ass thats why she is making that face eeeeewwww what an ugly ass and her CD is going down the crapper hahahahahaha loser bitch

    By britneyisaskank, on December 13, 2007 10:19:15

  23. By Would That Be Too Much Like A Handjob?, on December 12, 2007 22:39:58
    ____________________________________________________

    It's nothing that isn't happening in frat houses across the country as we speak.

    By Abram, on December 13, 2007 11:07:43

  24. Britney and her 25 chins fail again you say? ;)

    By TheLostGirl, on December 13, 2007 12:40:20

  25. That would be like getting pelted with Vienna sausages.

    Ah, the delicate smell of tubular meat paste in salty brine...

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 21:23:14

  26. The media attention caused her anxiety? Who does she expect to buy that nonsense.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 16:22:32

  27. I can imagine the scene when photographers see britney in a short skirt... diving on the floor to take pictures, hoping shes still not wearing knickers. And she still has no shame

    By anonymous, on December 26, 2007 04:12:32

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