oh-dear...O_O Well, at least she is wearing panties, though i think they are being devoured by her ass. i think i can hear them now... "help me! I can't breathe and it it starting to burn...why does it burn? oh god no!!!"
those panties should be burned....while they are on britney.
This is a person who is in another world. Her kids just as well be dead to her. She doesn't care about them, only about the attention she can get. Go pose for Playboy and get it over with. It won't ruin your career, your singing already has. By the way, stop shaving your pussy, some hair on that puppy would look better!!
Nice flat, flabby out of shape ass. Even when she's lying in a tanning bed her ass creates tan lines. I have booty, a bubble butt, but I don't get those white tan lines in the crease of my ass thank GOD!
Oh, dear God, no. Why won't she cover that butt? I can see the upholstery pattern imprinted in the flesh of her ass. This is worse than the coochie cesearean scar. Not sure why, but it is so disturbing.
This is a person who is in another world. Her kids just as well be dead to her. She doesn't care about them, only about the attention she can get. Go pose for Playboy and get it over with. It won't ruin your career, your singing already has. By the way, stop shaving your pussy, some hair on that puppy would look better!!
By lkl, on December 11, 2007 18:10:29 ------------------------------------- Pose for playboy? That would be much to classy for Slutney. She's such an attention whore (see those pictures of her stupid face) that next she'll either be trying to sell pictures of herself taking a dump, or she'll have pictures taken of herself on her knees, surrounded by a circle of naked guys with boners, with her eyes closed & her mouth wide open...
YOUSER! I've never seen anything like that from her! As soon as i've returned to my den in the desert where i'ver lived for the last 20 years i'm gonna tell this to all my petfigures - which i have build from my hair, as we in the desert have our ways to kill time.
From that face, clearly the girl is petrified of driving....logical conclusion would be to hire a driver, and a stylist, and therapist, not to mention buy a new face, a guy fawkes mask would make you look sexier than the mug you currently have!
Why doesn't someone put a couple of bullets through this freak show to get it over with? Maybe cut her coke with too much vitamin B or something, JUST DO SOMETHING, AAARGH!
It is not even amusing anymore, it is just disgusting.
Playboy? They turned her down. Playboy doesn't want used up skanks with mental problems. I bet Vivid video wouldn't even want her at this point. She would have to pay THEM to take her porno. Isn't there some way to forcibly commit this nut?
The scene you just described of Britney in the Starbucks was priceless and right on the money. The timing in the writing was just right too. Felt like I was watching a film.
You should definitely write for TV or film (comedy). Actually, you probably are already. Good luck with it!
The only thing Britney can do to shock me is give up clothes altogether and just walk buck naked into starbucks, riteaid, court, ect. I have a feeling it won't be long before she goes that route....
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Leave Your Commentoh-dear...O_O
Well, at least she is wearing panties, though i think they are being devoured by her ass. i think i can hear them now...
"help me! I can't breathe and it it starting to burn...why does it burn? oh god no!!!"
those panties should be burned....while they are on britney.
By Princess, on December 11, 2007 17:38:07
why is she so red all over?
By Willa Dodge, on December 11, 2007 17:44:46
why on earth does she think it's sexy to flash her fat ass to everyone?? It's even classier that you can see the marks from her car's seat on it
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 17:47:59
lucky us.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 17:50:37
I am supriced she did not steal anything from them.
By Bill, on December 11, 2007 18:07:10
NSFW?
fuck that, NSFNMWTFYA ---> Not Safe for NO MATTER WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 18:07:23
This is a person who is in another world. Her kids just as well be dead to her. She doesn't care about them, only about the attention she can get. Go pose for Playboy and get it over with. It won't ruin your career, your singing already has. By the way, stop shaving your pussy, some hair on that puppy would look better!!
By lkl, on December 11, 2007 18:10:29
I can die now.
I've seen Britney Spears' O-face.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 18:22:06
She's lucky she has massive tree stump legs, they help offset her bulky full of shit ass. Cover that shit up, it ain't pretty.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 18:24:16
NSFE. Not Safe for Eyes.
By Steve, on December 11, 2007 18:33:41
I don't mind her, I want to bang the skank anyway.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 18:46:10
OMG Its those boots again! Stop Britney! I beg you STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
By I hate britney's boots, on December 11, 2007 18:46:16
Nice flat, flabby out of shape ass. Even when she's lying in a tanning bed her ass creates tan lines. I have booty, a bubble butt, but I don't get those white tan lines in the crease of my ass thank GOD!
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 18:47:13
All the gays in the South are scared to come out, but there are more gays in the South than in California. Louisiana and Georgia are gay gay gay! :)
By southern girl, on December 11, 2007 18:50:56
Brit dearie, cover your ass. It is really NOT that pretty.
By janey, on December 11, 2007 20:02:49
I've seen more mouth-watering rashes in medical texts.
By jbonz, on December 11, 2007 20:07:13
Who gives a shit anymore.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 21:02:07
Oh, dear God, no. Why won't she cover that butt? I can see the upholstery pattern imprinted in the flesh of her ass. This is worse than the coochie cesearean scar. Not sure why, but it is so disturbing.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 21:22:46
LMFAO @ the Shawshank reference.
"She climbed through a river of shit and STILL came out stankin' on the other side."
By Jennifer, on December 11, 2007 21:35:00
What the fuck is that imprint on her ass? And why do I have a boner? Oh god, what the hell is wrong with me? Somebody get me a gun!
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 21:55:14
What the fuck is that imprint on her ass? And why do I have a boner? Oh god, what the hell is wrong with me? Somebody get me a gun!
1) K-Fed had to stub out a ciggy a while back. And the vertical one is where she had Baskins & Robbins applied directly to her thighs.
2) Why DO you have a boner?! What IS wrong with you?! Don't you know WHERE THATS BEEN?! Sex toys and feces, and that's all I'm saying.
3) Have you considered drugs as a viable alternative?
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 22:23:20
This is a person who is in another world. Her kids just as well be dead to her. She doesn't care about them, only about the attention she can get. Go pose for Playboy and get it over with. It won't ruin your career, your singing already has. By the way, stop shaving your pussy, some hair on that puppy would look better!!
By lkl, on December 11, 2007 18:10:29
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Pose for playboy? That would be much to classy for Slutney. She's such an attention whore (see those pictures of her stupid face) that next she'll either be trying to sell pictures of herself taking a dump, or she'll have pictures taken of herself on her knees, surrounded by a circle of naked guys with boners, with her eyes closed & her mouth wide open...
By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 23:37:15
YOUSER! I've never seen anything like that from her!
As soon as i've returned to my den in the desert where i'ver lived for the last 20 years i'm gonna tell this to all my petfigures - which i have build from my hair, as we in the desert have our ways to kill time.
By die Krautsalaten, on December 12, 2007 02:37:33
I feel sick!!!!!
By CovUK, on December 12, 2007 02:50:26
From that face, clearly the girl is petrified of driving....logical conclusion would be to hire a driver, and a stylist, and therapist, not to mention buy a new face, a guy fawkes mask would make you look sexier than the mug you currently have!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 04:25:30
I don't care what you say , Jenny. Britney is a classy broad, at least as far as hill-billy trailer trash goes.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 05:33:20
I'd slide it in.
By J-Bird, on December 12, 2007 06:34:13
I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 06:54:08
ROFL at K-Fed stubbing a ciggie out a while back on her ass. That's it! :)
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 07:48:42
J-Bird,, whats wrong with you!!
You wont feel a thing,, i heard she likes to get fisted,,, no its true
By burntfinger, on December 12, 2007 08:59:02
Why doesn't someone put a couple of bullets through this freak show to get it over with? Maybe cut her coke with too much vitamin B or something, JUST DO SOMETHING, AAARGH!
It is not even amusing anymore, it is just disgusting.
By Pat Bateman, on December 12, 2007 09:06:07
Playboy? They turned her down. Playboy doesn't want used up skanks with mental problems. I bet Vivid video wouldn't even want her at this point. She would have to pay THEM to take her porno. Isn't there some way to forcibly commit this nut?
By Britney, your ass is gross, on December 12, 2007 11:56:55
Even for white trash she is trash.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 11:58:50
she is so nasty what the hell is her problem?
By mirked, on December 12, 2007 12:05:29
She barely looks human in that title picture.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 12:07:28
Who's the cabbage patch doll with the fat ass ? What a whitetrash scumbag.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 12:26:54
You know, pics like these set back the Anus' Rights movement 50 years.
By Vigilante's Anus, on December 12, 2007 12:45:41
Jenny,
The scene you just described of Britney in the Starbucks was priceless and right on the money. The timing in the writing was just right too. Felt like I was watching a film.
You should definitely write for TV or film (comedy). Actually, you probably are already. Good luck with it!
By humble reader, on December 12, 2007 13:46:23
yeah. and where were you on the night of december 11th b*tch.
juggling that little ass.
By Herman B, on December 12, 2007 14:01:37
What is wrong with this woman???
By Mr. Pickins, on December 12, 2007 14:19:32
The only thing Britney can do to shock me is give up clothes altogether and just walk buck naked into starbucks, riteaid, court, ect. I have a feeling it won't be long before she goes that route....
By Britney's lost panties, on December 12, 2007 14:28:48
I think my eyes just caught herpes... that's possible right? Bwahahaha
By TheLostGirl, on December 12, 2007 14:34:12
visual image of a sweaty, greasy and smelly car seat!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 14:52:01
Yo, yo, yo. I clicked on the ass pic as a dare..how I wish i didn't...
By Kfed, on December 12, 2007 17:01:21
Like I said, Pic 1 is Britney's O-face. Strap in and feel the Gs!
Or is that strap-on? Hmmmmm... sex toys and feces...
By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 17:02:49
Anybody got a death pool going on for her yet? I put $20 up and say she won't live another 8 months.
By Big Poppa, on December 12, 2007 21:25:11
I avoided the pics, but Jenny...this is one of your best posts. You should frame it. Kisses.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 11:16:13
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