Is that a bruise on her head? I hope it was somebody taking care of business at home and not her just falling down a flight of stairs... although the latter is probably the case.
The director said Brit choreographed the video so I finally caved and watched it and there was, like, ZERO dancing. Unless bending at the knees or spinning and whipping your hair around is now considered "dancing". And did anyone else notice that her mouth and the lyrics didn't sync up when they showed her "singing"? Weak.
That's a terrible digital job. You can see on the upper left side that they didn't even bother to edit her upper back to make in it proportion to the new proportions. They made her look more like a football player than her naturl neck.
And why the hell are her pants a foot too long? That's all sorts of nasty. You can see the dirt and grime all packed into the bottoms of her pants that she's WALKING on. I can just imagine her answer "Wut? Walkin on mah pants? Wutchoo talkin' bout yall? Those mah shooes!"
Who's this guy Wayne Ishman?? he sounds like he was paid to say that shit. gimme a freeking break this no talent, dead beat mom slacker hillbilly. sorry you would have more luck selling ice to the Eskimos, than to have people actually believe this story.
Yeah, I believe SLUTney got digitally slimmed for her next video. Actually being slim in real life would require self discipline, and everyone knows SLUTney doesn't know what that means. How's a girl supposed to look sexy when she's cramming lattes, tacos, burgers, burritos, enchaladas, fries, milk shakes, pizza, fried chicken & any other sort of greasy fast food down her gullet every night? Then buying coke by the truckload from her connection at the 4 seasons hotel? Digitally enhancing her video is the only way we could possibly look at her fat cellulite ass without puking.
Why don't this fraudulent bitch go jump on a cliff somewhere. She's so over, and why don't she take her shitty video with her! She looks like a man digitalized, ugh!!!!
Madonna practically invented digital post. Well, it was practically invented FOR Madonna.
No one is really so naive to believe that "Well, he/she/they dance so much, they have to lip-synch" bullshit excuse every manufactured pop star uses, do they? Newsflash - they can't sing.
Now hillbilly Brit gets her birthin' hips shrunk down to the resemble a 12-year-old boy's. Or has her head pasted on one, I can never quite tell anymore.
There's no need to create the perfect robot to entertain. As long as morons keep buying the albums, the music industry already has created the perfect robots to consume.
I honestly don't think she looks fat in either photo. In that 2nd photo (in the black sequined number), I think her body looks HOT! I wouldn't turn away a bod like that any day!
Digitally enhanced vocals, digitally slimmed body, no discernible talent, other people writing your music, posing as the real dancers are dancing around you. Go lick the boots of the paparazzi because without them and your gay following you wouldn't exist.
I'm sorry, she's been made "not fat"? Because she was morbidly obese beforehand? You people with your completely skewed visions of what appropriate body sizes! I'm sure you're just the paragon of physical (and mental) perfection.
Uh yeah, ok. What the FUCK is with the walk-dancing routine? This broad is getting old, seems lazy and appears rotund. The digital enhancement only makes the real britney look like she should be floating at the Macy's holiday parade. Stupid Bitch!
She is not fat in real life folks. She's what, MAYBE a size 6? I am tired of people calling normal, healthy women fat. That being said, she should not have worn that outfit at the VMA's, it just was not flattering. Also, the video looks weird, like they shrunk down her hips but left her upper body the same size. Weird.
46 Comments:
Leave Your CommentMoreso than ever, actors and singers will be cheating digitally on video. Then you will see them in real life and spray chunks on their shoes.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:12:35
Who cares about the gutter slut.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:14:38
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!
By whywontyouacceptmedaddy?merrychristma-CLICK-, on December 18, 2007 12:17:06
Is that a bruise on her head? I hope it was somebody taking care of business at home and not her just falling down a flight of stairs... although the latter is probably the case.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:19:33
Meh like digital vocals weren't a big deal...
The day perfect robots entertain us is not far.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:20:06
I love that it gets cold enough in California in the winter that Twitney wears jeans. Thank you God.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:20:46
she actually looks somewhat normal in those bottom pictures
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:21:36
She looks like a normal slob with a bad dye job.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:22:21
The director said Brit choreographed the video so I finally caved and watched it and there was, like, ZERO dancing. Unless bending at the knees or spinning and whipping your hair around is now considered "dancing". And did anyone else notice that her mouth and the lyrics didn't sync up when they showed her "singing"? Weak.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:24:41
That song is fuckin terrible even for Britney.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:25:35
She looks good, she's still standing, she hasn't given up, and I am still praying for her.
By Kayla, on December 18, 2007 12:26:20
I'd have more respect for her if she just killed herself. She's a bad singer, bad mother, bad person. The world is better off without her.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:28:20
who is in the car with her, the maid?
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:29:01
Why is she walking on her jeans?
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:30:45
OMG Kayla migrated over here from dlisted....
By ohsweetjaysus, on December 18, 2007 12:34:15
STFU Kayla go play with the other retards on the Britney fanboards.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:35:15
What? "Dancing" is not just flipping your hair around?? Hmm, it was for my sister in law when she was stripping....
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:39:50
I don't understand it, why does she keep making these bad choices??
By me, on December 18, 2007 13:25:27
F*ck Jive for continuing to put this b*itch's crap out there and screw the fans for licking it up everytime she craps it out.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 13:28:59
That's a terrible digital job. You can see on the upper left side that they didn't even bother to edit her upper back to make in it proportion to the new proportions. They made her look more like a football player than her naturl neck.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 13:34:02
They should've digitally slimmed her head as well. She looks waaaaay out of proportion.
By This guy, on December 18, 2007 14:07:04
I want to see the unedited version!!
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 14:13:02
That's fucking hilarious. And all her fans are like "oh she looks so hot in her new video!"
Suckers.
Her neck is thicker than her whole damn head in those bottom pictures.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 14:19:59
And why the hell are her pants a foot too long? That's all sorts of nasty. You can see the dirt and grime all packed into the bottoms of her pants that she's WALKING on. I can just imagine her answer "Wut? Walkin on mah pants? Wutchoo talkin' bout yall? Those mah shooes!"
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 14:26:59
people on dlisted SLAM Britney, so wtf are you talking about?
I don't think Britney is fat at all, she just wears the wrong clothes, and they're too small.
The video is boring- she used to dance....this is crap.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 14:32:30
The video is shit, she's not even trying anymore.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 16:08:48
Oh, what a surprise; she's out driving again getting her picture taken by the annoying paparazzi..
By gimmiewhore, on December 18, 2007 16:31:30
Who's this guy Wayne Ishman?? he sounds like he was paid to say that shit. gimme a freeking break this no talent, dead beat mom slacker hillbilly. sorry you would have more luck selling ice to the Eskimos, than to have people actually believe this story.
By NubianGoddez, on December 18, 2007 16:49:43
NubianGoddez 16:49:43
Who's this guy Wayne Ishman??
It's Wayne Isham, you dumb cunt. And he's done more to earn the title "Goddez" than you ever will, you talentless ball-gargler.
http://imdb.com/name/nm0410864/
By Dickie Hateface, on December 18, 2007 17:06:35
people on dlisted SLAM Britney, so wtf are you talking about?
14:32:30
I think that was the point. If you know they slam Britney, then SURELY you know Kayla.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 17:21:24
Dear Britney--
No one has believed your "sexy, unattainable vixen" act since at least 2002. Or earlier.
Bleah.
And the fake sex noises just make you look stupid.
Signed,
The World
By The World, on December 18, 2007 17:40:12
I love Britney's sense of humor. No one has EVER said she is too thin. Hehehe
By Willa Dodge, on December 18, 2007 18:28:58
Yeah, I believe SLUTney got digitally slimmed for her next video. Actually being slim in real life would require self discipline, and everyone knows SLUTney doesn't know what that means. How's a girl supposed to look sexy when she's cramming lattes, tacos, burgers, burritos, enchaladas, fries, milk shakes, pizza, fried chicken & any other sort of greasy fast food down her gullet every night? Then buying coke by the truckload from her connection at the 4 seasons hotel? Digitally enhancing her video is the only way we could possibly look at her fat cellulite ass without puking.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 19:10:19
Ha! That's so fake! What a stupid bitch! *LOL*
By Tony, on December 18, 2007 19:20:44
THE SKANK IS FAT EVERYBODY KNOWS THE VIDEO WAS WORKED ON FOR HOURS TRYING TO GET RID OF THAT NASTY FAT SHE HAS
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 19:27:14
Why don't this fraudulent bitch go jump on a cliff somewhere. She's so over, and why don't she take her shitty video with her! She looks like a man digitalized, ugh!!!!
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 19:43:03
Her head is a butternut squash.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 20:07:08
Maybe she cam be made to appear digitally talented now too.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 21:26:14
The day perfect robots entertain us is not far.
Madonna practically invented digital post. Well, it was practically invented FOR Madonna.
No one is really so naive to believe that "Well, he/she/they dance so much, they have to lip-synch" bullshit excuse every manufactured pop star uses, do they? Newsflash - they can't sing.
Now hillbilly Brit gets her birthin' hips shrunk down to the resemble a 12-year-old boy's. Or has her head pasted on one, I can never quite tell anymore.
There's no need to create the perfect robot to entertain. As long as morons keep buying the albums, the music industry already has created the perfect robots to consume.
By I Miss Enjoying Music, on December 18, 2007 22:07:00
I honestly don't think she looks fat in either photo. In that 2nd photo (in the black sequined number), I think her body looks HOT! I wouldn't turn away a bod like that any day!
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 02:56:38
Digitally enhanced vocals, digitally slimmed body, no discernible talent, other people writing your music, posing as the real dancers are dancing around you. Go lick the boots of the paparazzi because without them and your gay following you wouldn't exist.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 03:03:11
Umm she had lots of endurance?? yeah I would too if I was all coked up..
Funny how she mocks the paparazzi..she seems to love them sniffing around her swampy ass all the time.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 10:45:19
I'm sorry, she's been made "not fat"? Because she was morbidly obese beforehand? You people with your completely skewed visions of what appropriate body sizes! I'm sure you're just the paragon of physical (and mental) perfection.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:59:19
Uh yeah, ok. What the FUCK is with the walk-dancing routine? This broad is getting old, seems lazy and appears rotund. The digital enhancement only makes the real britney look like she should be floating at the Macy's holiday parade. Stupid Bitch!
By Kiss a culo, on December 19, 2007 16:17:31
she's not the first to use the slim lense. Paula Abdul was famous for it as well.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 19:44:06
She is not fat in real life folks. She's what, MAYBE a size 6? I am tired of people calling normal, healthy women fat. That being said, she should not have worn that outfit at the VMA's, it just was not flattering. Also, the video looks weird, like they shrunk down her hips but left her upper body the same size. Weird.
By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 03:44:01
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