27 Comments:

• In 20 years, this family reunion will be worth watching

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:26:10

• Goddamn the paparazzi is annoying. How many damn photos do they really need of this woman? Britney! Britney! Britney! Look here, look here!!

  By MikeG, on December 19, 2007 11:26:26

• "Britney Spears Had No Idea"
  
  This could be the title of every post on every blog in the history of computers.

  By Jim, on December 19, 2007 11:27:12

• At least she wore panties. And a bra. An ill-fitting bra, but a bra nonetheless.
  
  The last days are upon us, people.

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:27:58

• God must read these blogs...because he just answered all of our prayers with this move!
  
  I salute you, God! Look at ya! It's nearly YOUR birthday, and yet you are SO selfless, that you give US a gift!
  
  You are like that old ex-boyfriend I had that would, like, clean the snow off my car for me and stuff, and cook for me, and buy me stuff, and drop everything to do ANYTHING for me...but I must warn you, God, I slept with his brother...So we bloggers are a difficult bunch...

  By MMB, on December 19, 2007 11:36:14

• Hmm, they're so ashamed of her they wouldn't tell her the news. That almost makes me feel sorry for her.
  
  Almost.

  By JMR, on December 19, 2007 11:51:18

• MMB actually it is Jesus' birthday.

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:52:03

• Seeing how Britney takes care of kids, if you were her sister would you want to make Brit part of your child's life?
  
  Lynne Spears is going to call K Fed and ask him if he wants to take care of another one.

  By Thebig28, on December 19, 2007 12:06:14

• Love the hat Brit. It definitely gives you that "intellectual" look.

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:18:20

• Did that hat come from the Elmer Fudd collection?

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:20:34

• Both of the spears girls are whores.

  By THE PUNISHER, on December 19, 2007 12:34:37

• What I want to know is why did Winona hump a puppet.

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:35:27

• December 19, 2007 11:52:03
  
  Sorry about that, Jewy Jewstein. It's a joke. Like religion. Lord...

  By MMB, on December 19, 2007 12:43:08

• God, if I hear her say "y'all" one more time i will tear limb from limb.

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 12:52:05

• I can hear the kid now: "Mommy, why won't Aunt Bwitney wake up?"

  By Anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:23:51

• sorry, but this time, it seems just as likely she was just denying it like because she thought she wasn't allowed to say anything. Her mom of course did not tell her she sold the story for crazy money, so she probably wouldn't know it's ok to talk about it.

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 13:48:34

• hey that cable show the little slut has is done they are going to fired her ass that channel is for kids not sluts having kids

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 15:07:22

• Am I the only one willing to admit that I love this mess? Keep it coming!

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 18:10:30

• Um, gee, I was under the impression that God and Jesus were essentially one entity. Unless you are one of those weird Catholic people.
  
  MMB you are ok in my book

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 18:44:56

• Slitney has every single tweaker mannerism down cold. No question she's sucking the glass dick. The ONLY people who still find her attractive in any way are flamingly gay men who fantasize about growing their own vagina while listening to Slitney's plastic moaning on her unbelievably shitty songs.

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 18:52:01

• 18:52 : LMAO <em>
  Someday I'll be a REAL girl!'</em>

  By Abram, on December 19, 2007 19:09:06

• And someday I'll realize that I'm using the wrong fucking tags. Apologies.

  By Abram, on December 19, 2007 19:20:26

• What I want to know is why did Winona hump a puppet.
  
  Variety?
  
  Um, gee, I was under the impression that God and Jesus were essentially one entity. Unless you are one of those weird Catholic people.
  
  It's the same for Cathollics, only with an extra on top of the two and pancakes on the weekend.
  
  No question she's sucking the glass dick.
  
  Sex toys and feces. It's a matter of public record!

  By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 20:17:42

• She looks like a stewardess for Backwater Airways ... "The only airline with daily flights to Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Arkansas. Fly Backwater Y'all"

  By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 04:07:19

• Now the rumors are flying about how little sister's baby daddy could be facing charges for statutory rape. Warning to all men-keep penises clear of the Spears women, y'all!

  By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 17:01:38

• Lol. Britney's crotch 25 posts. Britney's 16 year old sister pregnant 200+ posts.

  By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 23:27:22

• Lol. Britney's crotch 25 posts. Britney's 16 year old sister pregnant 200+ posts.
  
  Love,
  Exciting and new...

  By It's From The Theme To The Love Boat If You're Too Young To Remember, on December 22, 2007 21:31:58