She almost looks hot again. Miracles do happen! God bless us, everyone! __________________________________________________ i thought she used to be able to sing?
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 09:42:04 ___________________________________________________
she said derriere... hahaha. anyway it's just a shitty rip-off of the popular sounds, just like all her other failed attempt singles that have and will be coming out to no one caring.
it is time to stop obsessing with her, please...whoever the editors are, this chick has run her course and crashed into some kind of juju gully....or if you must, get something radical to print like her blowing someone or maybe doing a coffee table queen routine...otherwise it is just flogging a dead old horse....there is no talent nor titallation...
She drives around aimlessly all day and night and she chain smokes, so that's why she lives at the gas station. This bitch is gone. LOL @ the people saying she looks good in that vid. Nice filtered lenses, body doubles, wig, pounds of makeup, yeah, she's so hot. :/
"she seems to be taking a page from Madonna with the overprocessed vocals...i thought she used to be able to sing?"
She used to actually show up at the studio sessions. She was home eating pudding instead of singing, so they just threw Walt the janitor in the booth and fixed it all in post.
Could they have at least given the overprocessed vocals some kind of tone? She's 'singing' in one tone, there's no up or down, ya know? Like real singers do? It's flat, it's dead. The beat behind it is alright, but her voice, processed as it is, is as flat and as dead as her eyes.
why does she even bother anymore? she doesn't sing, she doesn't dance, she looks like she can barely stay awake, she's still dressing like she's a size 2...like seriously, she should take her 700k a month and just go home.
She looks like she just stepped out of her trailer after a good ole possum dinner. Probably going out for a crazy night of cruising up and down main street.
THEY USED LOTS OF MAKE UP TO HIDE THAT NASTY SCAR SHE HAS ON HER FAT STOMACH ,and what the fuck is that all about the bitch LOVES the paparazzi dumb whore
Jeez H. Christ! My piece of shit car gets 8 miles to the gallon if I'm lucky and I'm not at gas stations as much as this chick. I think if she had to drive a Prius she'd flip out!
duurrryair? really, brit? that how you say it? get the fuck out of here you stupid slt. i love how you cannot even hear her fucking voice in this song, it's so unbelievably fucked with. guess what producers? SHE STILL CAN'T SING.
This dumbass slut can't sing her way out of a paper bag. She's turned into Cher (with WAY overprocessed vocal & studio tricks); except Cher takes care of herself, and SLUTney smokes meth every night. This video is a joke; nice fat ass, way too tight clothing & whore dance moves. When is her record company going to dump her & go with an act that actually has talent?
SLUTney is such an attention whore that soon she'll be sucking biker's dicks on Santa Monica BLVD with the papparazzi taking pics.
If you try to forget it's Britney "singing", And don't listen to the lyrics, And close your eyes if watching the vid, And think of it as some random pop/techno song... It's actually a little catchy. Something you may actually dance to in a club ...Maybe a remix of it
Love her album not a dead minute om it, this video: so-so, clean graphics though, little bit like madonnas latest, same graphics through the whole album. pretty predictible with the magazine covers.
I find it absolutely offensive that a record company PAID this bitch million. There are better singers than her in every bar in America. I have heard Karaoke singers that sound 100X better so why do they pay her all that money? Even in her hayday she wasn't that great looking. She was just an average looking teen that was sorta cute and could copy Janet Jackson dance moves...big whoop.
Don't toy with us. If the song were called, "Piece of Me (Barf)", I might actually BUY it. Let the paps sing back up! Brinnneeeee! Hey Brinnneee. How ou doinnnn Brinnneeee...
WHO is buying this MUSIC!?! Yuck! It's hilarous that she thinks people want a piece of her. No, Britney, people want to witness the train wreck you've become. There's a difference. Kind of the same difference between people laughing WITH you and people laughing AT you.
She provided her face. They produced everything else.
Britney is lame. She can show up for her plastic surgery appointments, but she blows off her own children. LOOSER! If she didn't have millions of dollars she would have already ended up on the 7th page of a newspaper under the title "Deadbeat Mother, Crackhead, Britney Spears Charged With Child Neglect".
so her faxe us defnitely put on another girls body.... asides from that whatever happened to OK! magazine releaseing the insanely terrible pictures of her??
The song is crap and she is crap and what I am about to say makes me a piece of crap, but she sings about being Mrs. Too Fat and Mrs. Too Thin. Uh? When was she ever Mrs. Too Thin? I don't think she has a bad body at all, but come on, no one has ever accused her of having an eating disorder. A coke habit? Yes.
She looks good for a 26 yr old who popped out two kids in a row from Slime Fed. I would doubt he did that on purpose to screw up her figure. Hey her fans like her music and music videos and that is that. Still praying for her though, she needs healing, and a good, trustworthy friend.
Looks good>??? Honey you need glasses. She is wearing POUNDS of makeup to cover her nasty zits she acheived from not washing her face and about $4,000 dollars in tacky hair extensions not to mention they photoshopped her body to make her look thinner. Nicollette Sheridan is over 40 and looks terrific with no enhancement.
Maybe i'm wrong but i could've swore she used to be able to dance, like GOOD, back in the day. Then again i smoked a lot of weed, and crystal meth, and I'd be up for 10 days thinking i was chillin the whole time with the Alice & Wonderland Rabbit, talking to imaginary college students in my parents kitchen who were lining up to register for fall classes, convinced my mohawk-mullet was hot & I was cool not eating, or sleeping, losing 15lbs in one weekend and fun time was picking the "bugs" out of my skin. So maybe Britney Spears as a HOT and talented chick really was all a manifestation of my drug (ab)use. It all makes sense now. (I believe this is what is called a moment of clarity...thanks idontlikeyouinthatway.com!!!) Todd, Jen :)
ahh, yes...and the whole as station topic...she's there to get LIGHTERS. as an ex-tweeker, I would know that she's getting lighters. DUH! Remember the time she stole a fucking lighter when she just paid for some other shit at a GAS STATION? LIGHTERS, dood. Lighters... You go through lighter fluid REALLY fast when you have to hold the flame below your pipe to boil the lil rock and make it smoke so u can inhale the shit. Holding down the lighter over & over & over again you're gonna run out of fluid. And as bic lighters arent refillable, she needs more LIGHTERS. thats it. any one concur?
yeah sorry for the type-o's. and YEAH i cant spell for shit, ha! i have way too much time on my hands today... XP is it time for me to go home yet? why am i still at work??? this sux!! someone entertain me.
judging by the fact the last video had out of sync lipsyncin and a very loosely choreographed routine, i think i'll go and stick my head in the sand now. If only being deluded was a crime.....
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Leave Your Commentall the close-ups of her midriff look like a body double methinks
By she's not hot, on December 14, 2007 09:40:59
she seems to be taking a page from Madonna with the overprocessed vocals...i thought she used to be able to sing?
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 09:42:04
She almost looks hot again. Miracles do happen! God bless us, everyone!
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i thought she used to be able to sing?
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 09:42:04
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Really? When?
By Abram, on December 14, 2007 09:47:46
The song is pretty hot actually.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 09:48:24
She looks like dog shit in the video and the pictures. Are you blind?
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 09:48:36
omg this fucking song SUCKS and now this piece of shit is going to be stuck in my head all day.
By i hate u britney, on December 14, 2007 09:49:21
Is that a chicken clucking?
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 09:50:00
she said derriere... hahaha. anyway it's just a shitty rip-off of the popular sounds, just like all her other failed attempt singles that have and will be coming out to no one caring.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 09:52:41
She looks like dog shit in the video and the pictures.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 09:48:36
In the pictures, yeah; in the video, not as much. It must have taken a legion of makeup and hair people to pull off the latter.
By Abram, on December 14, 2007 09:52:50
it is time to stop obsessing with her, please...whoever the editors are, this chick has run her course and crashed into some kind of juju gully....or if you must, get something radical to print like her blowing someone or maybe doing a coffee table queen routine...otherwise it is just flogging a dead old horse....there is no talent nor titallation...
By Señor Toque, on December 14, 2007 09:53:13
just 1 question... on her close-ups, where's her belly button?? i think on the "low rise" full body shots it's tucked under her jeans. ew....
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 10:00:31
Does she just drive nonstop at 3 am until the sun rises? She's always at gas stations.
By Tazznum1, on December 14, 2007 10:02:54
I'll never understand people who smoke cigarettes. I mean if you're gonna destroy your health, don't do it half-assed. Smoke weed instead.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 10:07:59
"They still take pictures of my [vile, disgusting snatch] in the magazine."
Ah, that's better.
By JAC, on December 14, 2007 10:10:42
I will NOT click on that link. I don't need to be up all night banging my head on the wall trying to get that tune out of my head.
I have other reasons to be banging my head on things, thankyouverymuch.
So I'm sitting here thinking why gas stations? Why is she always buying gas? And why is she so fucking stupid? There can be only one reason....
She must be sniffin' it, y'all.
By Vigilante, on December 14, 2007 10:22:23
I had the same question. What's with always buying gas? Shopping at convenience stores? I don't get it. Aren't there any Wal Marts in Hollywierd?
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 10:35:03
She drives around aimlessly all day and night and she chain smokes, so that's why she lives at the gas station. This bitch is gone. LOL @ the people saying she looks good in that vid. Nice filtered lenses, body doubles, wig, pounds of makeup, yeah, she's so hot. :/
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 10:40:30
Buy those smokes by the carton, go the fuck home and stay there ugly washed up bitch.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 10:41:26
"she seems to be taking a page from Madonna with the overprocessed vocals...i thought she used to be able to sing?"
She used to actually show up at the studio sessions. She was home eating pudding instead of singing, so they just threw Walt the janitor in the booth and fixed it all in post.
By Garbanzo Jones, on December 14, 2007 10:47:43
Yeah, like weed is SO much better, 10:07. Smoke in the lungs is smoke in the lungs, regardless of where it comes from.
And on a side note, that video was worse than watching wrestling matches at a National Guard Armory.
By Jennifer, on December 14, 2007 10:57:38
Could they have at least given the overprocessed vocals some kind of tone? She's 'singing' in one tone, there's no up or down, ya know? Like real singers do? It's flat, it's dead. The beat behind it is alright, but her voice, processed as it is, is as flat and as dead as her eyes.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 10:59:06
Hmmm, are you sure that isn't Justin Timberlake?
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 11:10:56
why does she even bother anymore? she doesn't sing, she doesn't dance, she looks like she can barely stay awake, she's still dressing like she's a size 2...like seriously, she should take her 700k a month and just go home.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 11:22:54
"why is she always in gas stations?" well it's perfectly clear...she's buying sudafed two packs at a time for the meth lab back home.
By won't hit that, on December 14, 2007 11:39:48
9:53:13: I have no idea what a juju gully is, but I think I like it.
By Ooba Gooba, on December 14, 2007 11:41:59
My next wonder is why always boots?
I think the answer is: She doesn't know how to tie her laces.
By Tazznum1, on December 14, 2007 11:49:11
She looks like she just stepped out of her trailer after a good ole possum dinner. Probably going out for a crazy night of cruising up and down main street.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 11:57:11
Those clothes make her look pigeon toed and bloated.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 11:58:06
exc-u-u-u-u-u-u-se me while I go regurgitate after hearing (and seeing) this piece of crap. Me thinks her new name is Talentless McBumpyAss
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 11:59:36
Yeah, like weed is SO much better, 10:07. Smoke in the lungs is smoke in the lungs, regardless of where it comes from.
Yeah but good weed gives a better high than cigs.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 12:04:50
THEY USED LOTS OF MAKE UP TO HIDE THAT NASTY SCAR SHE HAS ON HER FAT STOMACH ,and what the fuck is that all about the bitch LOVES the paparazzi dumb whore
By thevidsucks, on December 14, 2007 12:16:04
Jeez H. Christ! My piece of shit car gets 8 miles to the gallon if I'm lucky and I'm not at gas stations as much as this chick. I think if she had to drive a Prius she'd flip out!
By TheBig28, on December 14, 2007 12:23:34
Can't resist the smoke topic. Recent studies have shown no correlation between marijuana smoke and cancer. THC is thought to be a factor. Google it.
By jb, on December 14, 2007 12:44:39
I will agree 12:04. But I'm too old for those days anymore.
By Jennifer, on December 14, 2007 14:15:28
Put a fork in yourself your done.
By NubianGoddez, on December 14, 2007 14:38:39
duurrryair? really, brit? that how you say it? get the fuck out of here you stupid slt. i love how you cannot even hear her fucking voice in this song, it's so unbelievably fucked with. guess what producers? SHE STILL CAN'T SING.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 14:59:29
Can't wait to see the rest.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 15:53:44
This dumbass slut can't sing her way out of a paper bag. She's turned into Cher (with WAY overprocessed vocal & studio tricks); except Cher takes care of herself, and SLUTney smokes meth every night. This video is a joke; nice fat ass, way too tight clothing & whore dance moves. When is her record company going to dump her & go with an act that actually has talent?
SLUTney is such an attention whore that soon she'll be sucking biker's dicks on Santa Monica BLVD with the papparazzi taking pics.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 16:06:34
Todd, why didn't you post anything up about '2 girls 1 cup'? ;)
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 16:08:42
Where's Steve McGarrett when we need him? "Book her Dano, being ugly in public, two counts".
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 16:40:50
If you try to forget it's Britney "singing",
And don't listen to the lyrics,
And close your eyes if watching the vid,
And think of it as some random pop/techno song...
It's actually a little catchy.
Something you may actually dance to in a club
...Maybe a remix of it
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 17:27:22
love her video and her album.. you all can suck it.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 18:05:17
This bitch just LOVES going into the gas station! What's up with that?
By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 18:23:58
Does she just drive nonstop at 3 am until the sun rises? She's always at gas stations.
Itsss the bright light in the sssky, preciousss... it hurtsss our eyesisss! Gollum! Gollum!
By Britney Spearsgol, on December 14, 2007 20:02:20
Why doesn't she just BUY a petrol station and stay there all the time?
By Oliver Cromwell, on December 15, 2007 01:17:08
I think she is awfully bold putting girls in her video who are 10 times hotter than she is.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2007 07:29:41
Body Doubles were used. Especially in the bathroom scene. Watch her head and upper body not move a bit. Stupid,no talent, clueless slag
By anonymous, on December 15, 2007 09:00:18
Love her album not a dead minute om it, this video: so-so, clean graphics though, little bit like madonnas latest, same graphics through the whole album. pretty predictible with the magazine covers.
By emma, on December 15, 2007 09:46:09
I donnot understand her delusional theory that she is hot.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2007 10:01:39
Change the name to Piece of Shit.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2007 10:50:21
I find it absolutely offensive that a record company PAID this bitch million. There are better singers than her in every bar in America. I have heard Karaoke singers that sound 100X better so why do they pay her all that money? Even in her hayday she wasn't that great looking. She was just an average looking teen that was sorta cute and could copy Janet Jackson dance moves...big whoop.
By $100 million dollars for nothing, on December 15, 2007 10:59:03
10:50:21, LOL.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2007 11:47:12
These boots are made for walking,
That's what they're gonna do
One of these days I'll take them off
And they'll smell a lot like poo.
Whether that was Jenny or Todd, I still think of that whenever I see those boots...
By anonymous, on December 15, 2007 11:55:21
Don't toy with us. If the song were called, "Piece of Me (Barf)", I might actually BUY it. Let the paps sing back up! Brinnneeeee! Hey Brinnneee. How ou doinnnn Brinnneeee...
By TrayC, on December 15, 2007 13:49:18
WHO is buying this MUSIC!?! Yuck! It's hilarous that she thinks people want a piece of her. No, Britney, people want to witness the train wreck you've become. There's a difference. Kind of the same difference between people laughing WITH you and people laughing AT you.
By TrayC, on December 15, 2007 14:07:34
She provided her face. They produced everything else.
Britney is lame. She can show up for her plastic surgery appointments, but she blows off her own children. LOOSER! If she didn't have millions of dollars she would have already ended up on the 7th page of a newspaper under the title "Deadbeat Mother, Crackhead, Britney Spears Charged With Child Neglect".
By Kat., on December 15, 2007 16:00:01
so her faxe us defnitely put on another girls body.... asides from that whatever happened to OK! magazine releaseing the insanely terrible pictures of her??
By virgo, on December 15, 2007 16:24:31
The song is crap and she is crap and what I am about to say makes me a piece of crap, but she sings about being Mrs. Too Fat and Mrs. Too Thin. Uh? When was she ever Mrs. Too Thin? I don't think she has a bad body at all, but come on, no one has ever accused her of having an eating disorder. A coke habit? Yes.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2007 19:38:30
Maybe she gets off on seeing how many comments she can get on this website!
By anonymous, on December 15, 2007 21:55:54
She's over! Jennifer Love Hewitt is preggers yall!
By anonymous, on December 16, 2007 15:10:29
That would suggest that Britney Spears knows how to read.
By anonymous, on December 16, 2007 17:44:53
Her song is now stuck in my head...
By anonymous, on December 16, 2007 18:45:24
She looks good for a 26 yr old who popped out two kids in a row from Slime Fed. I would doubt he did that on purpose to screw up her figure. Hey her fans like her music and music videos and that is that. Still praying for her though, she needs healing, and a good, trustworthy friend.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 09:19:20
Looks good>??? Honey you need glasses. She is wearing POUNDS of makeup to cover her nasty zits she acheived from not washing her face and about $4,000 dollars in tacky hair extensions not to mention they photoshopped her body to make her look thinner. Nicollette Sheridan is over 40 and looks terrific with no enhancement.
By Britney was always smoke and mirrors, on December 17, 2007 09:49:13
Hell, Delta Burke looks better than Britney.
By Jennifer, on December 17, 2007 10:55:07
Maybe i'm wrong but i could've swore she used to be able to dance, like GOOD, back in the day. Then again i smoked a lot of weed, and crystal meth, and I'd be up for 10 days thinking i was chillin the whole time with the Alice & Wonderland Rabbit, talking to imaginary college students in my parents kitchen who were lining up to register for fall classes, convinced my mohawk-mullet was hot & I was cool not eating, or sleeping, losing 15lbs in one weekend and fun time was picking the "bugs" out of my skin. So maybe Britney Spears as a HOT and talented chick really was all a manifestation of my drug (ab)use. It all makes sense now. (I believe this is what is called a moment of clarity...thanks idontlikeyouinthatway.com!!!) Todd, Jen :)
By SBfilth86 408RULZyallHERDme, on December 17, 2007 13:39:22
ahh, yes...and the whole as station topic...she's there to get LIGHTERS. as an ex-tweeker, I would know that she's getting lighters. DUH! Remember the time she stole a fucking lighter when she just paid for some other shit at a GAS STATION? LIGHTERS, dood. Lighters...
You go through lighter fluid REALLY fast when you have to hold the flame below your pipe to boil the lil rock and make it smoke so u can inhale the shit. Holding down the lighter over & over & over again you're gonna run out of fluid. And as bic lighters arent refillable, she needs more LIGHTERS. thats it. any one concur?
By sbIM sofa kingBORED, on December 17, 2007 13:58:40
Wow! You know so much about lighters, but you can't spell dude. Amazing body of knowledge you have. Please share more.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 16:49:03
yeah sorry for the type-o's. and YEAH i cant spell for shit, ha! i have way too much time on my hands today... XP is it time for me to go home yet? why am i still at work??? this sux!! someone entertain me.
By sbIM sofa kingBORED, on December 17, 2007 17:09:29
judging by the fact the last video had out of sync lipsyncin and a very loosely choreographed routine, i think i'll go and stick my head in the sand now. If only being deluded was a crime.....
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 02:54:26
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