Britney Spears is Healed!

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  1. Look at that IDIOT! She haven't removed the sticker that saz Byblos from her glasses! Lmao! And the boots... doesn't she have something else to wear?!

    What a waste of oxygen...

    By Latida, on December 13, 2007 11:16:59

  2. Drove off and forgot the assistant... hmm, I can totally see her doing that to the kiddies too. She probably already did before monitored visits.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 11:21:47

  3. Britney's hairline is making a hasty retreat to the back of her skull. Boner City.

    The Mexican chick must be her dealer. Didn't know meth was big in the barrio.

    By Abram, on December 13, 2007 11:22:07

  4. I want to fucking PUNCH her.
    of course she went out last night. I guess everyone outside her house didn't bother her anymore........aaaaarrrrggghhhh.
    I hope she NEVER gets to see her boys again.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 11:22:30

  5. Glasses don't work on her.

    And the boots....oh, those boots....seriously...they have to have magical powers or something....

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 11:22:38

  6. I bet she left the sticker on there because she thought the glasses looked cooler.

    By ea, on December 13, 2007 11:27:24

  7. Yes, we know you paid lots of money for those glasses, Britney, but they're still ugly and so are you.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 11:28:11

  8. god i hate those fucking ass kissing paparazzi. just shut the fuck up and take the pictures you fuckin illegal immigrants.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 11:28:47

  9. um, since when is "anxiety" a valid excuse to not show up to court? that's almost as bad as when they let paris out of jail after 3 days because "she didn't like it there." wtf. wouldn't any judge in his right mind have held her in contempt by now? or...something??

    the court system in california is such a joke. sucks for those kids.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 11:43:14

  10. This is family court, so it's different. She's not risking jail time, she's just doing everything she can to lose all custody of her kids.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 11:45:58

  11. @anonymous 11:28:47

    I totally agree with you.

    By Latida, on December 13, 2007 11:46:00

  12. just shut the fuck up and take the pictures you fuckin illegal immigrants.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 11:28:47
    ____________________________________________________

    I really wanna walk around LA with a t-shirt that says IMMIGRATION on the front and ALL ILLEGALS WILL BE DEPORTED on the back just to see what would happen.

    By Abram, on December 13, 2007 11:46:38

  13. Hey Brit why don't you just auction off those kids? I know they've been a big nuisance lately. All they wanna do is to be loved by Mommy, bathed, fed and taken care of. You don't need them Brit. Those kids are only holding you back from what you really want to do - get laid, shoot up and down tequila shots all night long.



    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 11:49:13

  14. whenever i see britney now i think of one thing: Hollywood Boulevard.

    granted in this version mr. DeMille is instead senior Carlos, and instead of shooting her lover (ppftt) she'll be drowning her boys in a bathtub, but whatever.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 11:51:29

  15. Thank you for wearing jeans today and somewhat sealing off your nasty crotch to rest of the world Brit. I appreciate it.
    P.S. Love the hair and the glasses. It's definitely you.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 11:52:31

  16. Could she be retarded? I'm not asking as a joke, I mean it. I think we all know she's mentally ill; but maybe she's actually a retard.

    By Jim, on December 13, 2007 11:53:00

  17. The lights are on but nobody's home.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 12:00:28

  18. She forgot her assistant. Now that's hilarious.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 12:01:41

  19. Does her assistant get hazard pay to ride in a car with Britney?

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 12:02:56

  20. 3.75$ for premium.

    Cali taxes sux!

    By gobluebaby!, on December 13, 2007 12:06:43

  21. Jim, 11:53:00 - Seriously, I think she is might be an example of what Fetal Alcohol Syndrome kids become as adults. :-/

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 12:08:17

  22. That dark black hair looks like shit on her, but so does that fake bleach blonde too.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 12:12:59

  23. Once again that fugly bitch tipped them of her whereabouts. Shitney is not going down without a fight, but bitch is done, I don't care if she sold her soul to the devil, what goes up must come down!

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 12:13:00

  24. What a pathetic excuse for a human being - and we continue to see Britney, in all of her glory, because of those incredible paps. I don't know whether to thank them or to vomit. It's like a car accident; you don't really want to look, but you can't look away... Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Brit astounds me yet again.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 12:16:32

  25. You guys don't honestly think that's her assistant do you? That chick JUST learned to speak English and she's high off her dumpy culo. If Britney's paying her for anything but drugs she really is retarded.

    By Abram, on December 13, 2007 12:19:24

  26. She didn't feel she should have to do anything just because there's a legal obligation to do it. That says it all. She's a morally void pop-tard with no redeeming qualities.

    By catman, on December 13, 2007 12:20:31

  27. "Brinnie. You're bewful, Brinnie."
    "How are you Brinnie?"
    "How are your kids Brinnie?"
    "I love you Brinnie."
    "Even on a bad day you're bewful, Brinnie."

    I'm about to beat those f*ckers with an umbrella and run over their feet myself!! Stop enabling her and making her ass feel important!!

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 12:32:17

  28. How do you unintentionally drive away without someone who was in your car when you got there?!?!

    By Anna, on December 13, 2007 12:35:44

  29. I'd pay good money to watch her get run over by a herd of stampeding bulls.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 12:36:36

  30. The cold hard truth is, if BS wasn't filthy rich, those kids would be wards of the state by now. The only reason KFed is fighting so hard for custody is because they come with a big-ass child support check. KFed is just as much of a dirtbag. Do you see him fighting tooth and nail to get FULL custody of his first 3 little bastards? No. Because his first baby-mama has no money.

    Both BS and Kfed need to be taken out behind the shed and shot in the head.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 12:43:04

  31. 12:43:04 - Do Kevin's first 2 "little bastards" NEED to be protected from a batshit mother? No. THAT's the main difference. Retard.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 12:57:09

  32. Although I can't stand this talentless fugly broad, she caught in the grip of some serious mental illness and postpartum depression made worse by drug use. too bad they can't have her ass committed. your a mother now seek help wench!!!

    By NubianGoddez, on December 13, 2007 12:57:30

  33. she'll be dead in a few years if she keeps it up.
    and i hate the notion that'celebs'think we normal people absolutely adore them and love hearing about them day in and day out despite their trashy lifestyles.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 14:11:22

  34. You know, she's mentally ill so it's tempting to feel sorry for her until you see her acting like the spoiled, entitled asshole that she is and any sympathy goes right out the window. I know of no mental illness that causes arrogance. That's just one of her many character flaws. I wouldn't even care if she died at this point. She doesn't even TRY to do the right thing by those kids.

    By Britney is still a self centered asshole slut , on December 13, 2007 14:13:54

  35. Britney only cares about herself. She had those kids because she thought it would make her feel loved. When she realized it doesn't work that way and she's supposed to love THEM she became bored and disinterested so off to the party circuit she went. It's amusing that she's so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn adored kids while Britney seems to think they're just objects of amusement to be tossed aside when they bore her. She's a completely pathetic human being with no redeeming qualities.

    By Her kids should be put up for adoption, on December 13, 2007 14:18:25

  36. How the fuck is this crazy bitch not smearing excrement on the walls of her padded cell by now???

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 14:28:45

  37. You mean "couldn't" give a shit. Or possibly "doesn't" give a shit.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 14:46:52

  38. I must try to look sane "look". Give it up.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 15:02:11

  39. "postpartum depression" is a load of crap and a convenient excuse. I ain't buyin' it.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 15:17:43

  40. LOL. I can't believe she FORGOT the passenger in her car and abandoned here with a bunch of guys at 2am at a freakin' GAS station. That was worth sitting through all those photogs repeatedly chanting, "Breeetney", "Hey, Breeeeeetney".

    By TrayC, on December 13, 2007 15:38:32

  41. So she walks to the door, then walks back to her car. She stopped and got out of her car for the sole purpose of being photographed. So Britney's stupid fans should quit whining, "just leave her alone yall she just want to go out and have fun oh she's just a real person you guys! leave her alone! we love you britney!!1!"

    My god, gas is expensive there!

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 15:41:27

  42. The demo lenses are still in her glasses.

    Best guess is she stole them off the rack.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 15:49:37

  43. It's funny, Brad Pitt manages to leave his house and get coffee with minimal paparazzi intrusion, gee I wonder why? Maybe because he doesn't CALL them like Britney does? I wish her family would beat the shit out of her. God knows she deserves it.

    By Throw a rock at the stupid slut, on December 13, 2007 16:21:25

  44. 11:51 you mean Sunset Boulevard.

    Great movie, btw.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 16:39:01

  45. Britney is just a lost soul. Looking for attention is the only thing that she does well. It's hard to believe anyone goes to get gas at 2:00 in the morning. Misses court for her kids which is secondary to Starbuck runs. This is truly madness!!

    By lkl, on December 13, 2007 17:32:48

  46. Her assistant looks like a latina gang member (or at least someone who has spent time in the slammer)

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 17:49:47

  47. She looks more normal here than in any picture i've seen of her in the last 6 months. Still gross but normalish.

    By lil jimmy, on December 13, 2007 19:20:45

  48. The girl is sick inthehead from drugs, alcohol, fame and her parents need to have her sent away. The papparzzi need to stop following her and giving her an audience. Stop repsonding to her phone calls telling them where she will be and they have taken every photo this dimwit and her bottom and va-jay-jay. There is really no story left or pictures either. gas statin at 2:00AM, come , that is not normal for anybody unless you are leaving town , on the road, or a robber. The girl is looking for the attention of the paps because it makes her feel whole ,complete, important and like she matters.

    By Beyonce fan, on December 13, 2007 19:59:43

  49. So, SLUTney spears was "too sick" to go to the deposition about her parenting skills (the 4th one she's missed), but she was "healed" enough to party at a hotel, then stop for gas TWICE (what a retard), then drive off without her assistant. She is, without a doubt, the biggest dumbass twat I have ever heard of; this even beats pair-ASS hilton for sheer twatiness.

    Ol' fedex's attornies should drag her ass in front of the judge, so she can explain to HIM exactly why she's blowing off legal proceedings ordered by him, yet can still go out to drink alcohol whenever the fuck she wants to. The judge should GRILL her for hours, putting her on the spot REPEATEDLY to explain her actions. He should consider throwing her herpes ridden ass in jail as well. If this doesn't change little miss "I'm entitled"'s attitude, he should consider granting full & unconditional permanent custody to fedex. I'd hate to see that happen, but SLUTney obviously doesn't want the kids anyway. She's easily a shitty mother; she's so self centered that all she cares about is herself, NO ONE ELSE. So, I say FUCK HER; NAIL HER SLUTTY ASS TO THE WALL!

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 21:55:36

  50. About the only thing good from these pictures of twatney's "I'm sick, I can't be deposed" attitude then miraculous recovery is at least she isn't showing off her nasty herpes infected snatch to the photogs...

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 22:05:03

  51. What's a va-jay-jay?

    By Little Timmy, on December 13, 2007 22:06:57

  52. Dear Britney,

    In the spirit of the holiday season I'd like to volunteer to help you "connect the dots" with regards to the impact of your recent behaviour.

    I have all next week off, I can get there Monday. But can you do me a favour? I don't think they'll let me bring my pneumatic nail gun over the border, do you think you could snag me one? I'll need about four hundred three inch nails to go with that. Galvanized, please. Unless you've had a tetanus shot recently, if you have then it doesn't matter.

    Great! See you next week!

    V

    By Vigilante, on December 14, 2007 07:25:52

  53. I think that car of hers needs a tune up. If she needs to stop for gas twice a day, there's something wrong with the car. She can't be putting that many miles on it between fill ups.

    By Ooba Gooba, on December 14, 2007 07:29:05

  54. HA HA 17:49~~kinda like Sad Girl or Mousie from "Mi Vida Loca." Google it.

    By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 09:26:57

  55. Alright, this shit disgusts me in more ways than one. How many more instances of her totally disregarding the law and the courts are we going to see? And I agree with the previously mentioned comment concerning KFed having the children~~he hasn't necessarily been a saint the past 3 or 4 years. But in all fairness, you don't see him partying at some juke joint flashing his junk to any camera within a 10-foot radius. You also don't hear of him driving erratically with the kids in the car. He's not failing drug tests, he's made sure that the kids are taken care of, he's basically been the model father so far, like him or not. And he's getting a good bit of child support, yes, but if it were you wouldn't you want some sort of compensation for taking on the sole responsibility of raising children you had with someone?? Just because you carry a baby for 9 months and give birth, doesn't mean you are exempt from the financial responsibilities. I say they strip ALL parental rights from Ms. Spears and Federline obtain a restraining order preventing her from trying to sneak a peek over the security gate.

    Sorry that was so long, but that girl ain't right.

    By Jennifer, on December 14, 2007 09:34:32

  56. Poor kids. They are going to feel so cheated in 10 years.

    By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 09:38:51

  57. I think I know who would be PERFECT if they ever did a remake of "Sybil."

    And there would be no script; just show all of her paparazzi videos the past 2 years.

    By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 10:48:09

  58. For me, the funniest part of the video is seeing how long it took "Binnie" to realize she left whoever that was behind. WTF was she thinking?

    By anonymous, on December 14, 2007 11:29:26

  59. One word: LITHIUM.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2007 20:41:49

  60. Okay, so she is mentally ill, and probably drug-zombied most of the time. But it's pathetic that she has no family or friends that will keep her from committing slow-motion suicide in front of the whole world. I gues they are just as stupid and ignorant as she has become!

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2007 22:08:13

  61. She is suffering from a severe case of fuck you syndrome. Why do we reward people like her with money and attention? If she didn't have boatloads of money, the judge would have put her ass under the jail at this point. She's using up air that somebody with something to offer society could use better.

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 13:50:08

  62. She's not mentally ill. Nor is she a lost soul.

    At this point, Britney Spears is choosing to do what she wants to do. Instead of following the expensive counsel that she has or could afford, she chooses to flaunt herself in front of the paparrazzi to make sure her names stays in the media, whether good or bad.

    She is showing everyone why her ex is the better choice of a parent. If she really wanted to be taken seriously, she would dress the part and choose a different lifestyle. She would TRY to stay out of the limelight so much especially when everything she does is caught on film.

    By nica, on December 17, 2007 16:16:25

  63. KID IS BEING USED STILL. MOTHER PIMPED HER OUT AND IS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN LATELY (WRITING A BOOK EXONERATING HERSELF?). Directionless due to loss of children, Pray for her, I do. Seen a lot worse. Are her human rights being violated by attention seeking lawyer and unemployed ex? Ready to believe all the worse? Such a "Jacksonian Society" (The Lottery, anyone?). Poor Kid!

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 18:02:58

  64. Oh, please. "Directionless due to loss of children"? She seems to find her way to Circle-K at 2AM without much problem.

    Don't worry, I'm sure the recording industry will find another talentless bumpkin willing to slut it up in a plaid skirt and kneesocks for a fat paycheck before too long. Then you'll have someone new to pray for.

    Merry Christmas!

    By anonymous, on December 17, 2007 22:50:36

  65. I think that Britney needs intervention where she can't just check herself out. When she kicked fed-x out the first time, this wouldn't be happening. I believe that he caused alot of what she is going through need.. I also think that Fed jerk should have to go in for drug and alchol testing without any notice to when he'll be tested. Because he loves to party to much. He also liked to cheat on his pregnant girl and on his pregnant wife.

    By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 00:01:40

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