92 Comments:

• dang y'all..times to get some more of dat kfed seed!

  By brit-nay, on December 21, 2007 10:38:47

• 'brit felt betrayed'
  
  What? i mean what? i never knew that Twitney had the brain power to actually articulate her emotions. This truly shocking world class news.
  
  Erm twit, your a shit parent, why would anyone come to you, in fact the reason your unstable is because people never came to you and gave you the tit or advice or an education.
  
  Stupidity is a running theme in this family can't wait to see how idiotic the brats turn out.

  By i know what the pill is..., on December 21, 2007 10:42:04

• Trainwrecks all around now! These two are going to be sooooo used up by 28.

  By The Kath, on December 21, 2007 10:53:45

• Another Starbucks freak in the Spears family. Awesome.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 10:54:32

• This whole thing is f*cking ridiculous! I can't believe that Jamie Lynn is pregnant when she has plenty of money and the resources at her finger tips to to prevent an unwanted pregnancy. Could it be that she is jealous of all the media attention her big sister has gotten over the years and wanted to make some headlines of her own so she got pregnant on purpose? The whole Spears family are media whores, so it makes sense to me.

  By Nancy, on December 21, 2007 10:56:13

• What in the hell happened to humility and shame in this country? Do these things not exist anymore? It used to be that when someone did something fucking stupid and generally distasteful, they would be embarassed and kind of slink out of the public eye. Now, the more whoreish and stupid you are, the more famous you are.
  Paris Hilton is caught on video having sex, yet she's more famous than anyone right now. Britney and Lohan flash their snatches and it gets them more famous. Larry Craig gets busted in a bathroom soliciting gay sex and instead of slinking away and shutting the fuck up, he's pretending it didn't happen, making a bigger ass of himself. Now this stupid whore gets pregnant and she's going to make millions off it. Her stupid fucking mother with absolutely NO parenting skills will also profit.
  
  I ask again, what the fuck happened to humility in America?

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 10:59:53

• i'm suprised that britney & that one look so much alike! who'da thunk it their mom would be dumb enough to get knocked up by the same guy twice in 10 years?

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 11:00:26

• What a ridiculous accusation Nancy. Jamie Lynn did not get pregnant to steal headlines. The only birth control that works 100% is abstinence. Go get an education and stop believing conspiracy theories.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 11:00:56

• Dear Nancy - people with resources and money can still get pregnant...not all of us want an abortion.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 11:06:55

• hahahahhaahahaha, I love it. Dumb bitches being dumb bitches. Shitney's just made about the spotlight being taken away from her. Dumb whore.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 11:11:15

• "I ask again, what the fuck happened to humility in America?"
  
  Hell, that got sold a long time ago.
  
  OK, attention all you mothers out there with 12 & 13-year old girls: Time to start dressing your little girls like tramps (if you haven't started already). Drop them off at the nearest mall, maybe there will be a Hollywood talent scout lurking around, looking for new skanks, I mean talent, to put on television and make crappy music aimed at teeny-boppers. Sell your daughters to the highest bidder. As an added bonus, find them a (preferably) legal boyfriend so they can get knocked up early. In doing this, you are assuring your own financial future, if the public buys it, of course. Don't worry about when the baby comes; the millions you will make from idiot sheep will pay for the nannies you'll need for the baby, and the therapy your child will need when her fame suddenly goes away. Be sure to sock away as much as you can for yourself, unless you have more than one child that you're willing to pimp out. These are tried and true scenarios, they have been proven to work. So all you Moms I just described, get to work on your little tweens. They and the public will love you for it.
  

  By Ooba Gooba, on December 21, 2007 11:13:25

• she looks awfully like her sister.
  
  mental illness is next.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 11:16:15

• Ooga Booga, let's not forget to dress the little tarts in short-shorts that say "Juicy" on the ass, and make sure they're wearing plenty of lipgloss and eye-makeup. I see these little whores at the movies all the time on Friday nights. Where are their fucking parents?? Who lets a minor go out with "Juicy" written across her ass?

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 11:22:49

• "Jamie Lynn has a very soft personality"
  
  So that's what they call it when you scream hysterically at random strangers in public while being photographed and look like you're about ready to throw down? Interesting. I wonder what an example of a "hard" personality would be then? Ted Bundy?

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 11:28:54

• Does this really surprise anyone that she's preggers? Look at the way Jamie Lynn is dressed in the series of pics. Low rise jeans barely covering the pubes. SKIN TIGHT tshirt, clearly showing the color and style of her bra. How old was she here? Was she even 16 yet? No one her age should be dressed so provocatively.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 11:29:05

• "Who lets a minor go out with "Juicy" written across her ass?"
  
  I think that what you would call a "Lynne Spears".
  

  By Anonymous, on December 21, 2007 11:37:04

• the day that little slut yelled at that woman i wanted to shoot her. That stupid rat had no right or reason to swear at that woman at all. Who the fuck does she think she is? she is just a hick that got lucky that some ppl managed to mask her sister's nastiness for a few years.

  By pookie poo, on December 21, 2007 11:53:33

• Brit's just pissed because her little sister has some steady cock and she doesn't.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 11:56:11

• HA a whore mad at the slut stupid white trash bitches

  By southerner, on December 21, 2007 12:27:36

• anonymous 11:00:56
  
  The only birth control that works 100% is abstinence.
  
  And anal. Don't forget anal.

  By Anal Johnson, on December 21, 2007 12:27:59

• "Jamie Lynn has a very soft personality"
  
  So that's what they call it when you scream hysterically at random strangers in public while being photographed and look like you're about ready to throw down? Interesting. I wonder what an example of a "hard" personality would be then? Ted Bundy?
  
  Now Now. Everything can be blamed on hormones now.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 12:29:10

• It's spreading around that someone with connections to Britney lawyer's office just leaked a pdf and it's rumored to be an official invitation from singer Al Walser, the Goodwill Ambassador from Liechtenstein, to Britney and Jamie Lynne via Brit's attorney.
  This source tells me that she suspects Britney may be going to visit their consulate this coming week. I know that some time ago the Jackson family was looking for a home in Liechtenstein, one of the richest countries in the world. Is Britney or Jamie Lynne trying to pull a Michael and disappear to this barely known country?? It would be the right time to get away wouldn't it? I don't know if they can hide anywhere here in the States with the press all around.
  
  I found a video of him on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoLHtOL_WGA
  He's at the Interscope/Geffen Party with the The Liechtenstein Girls doing interviews.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 12:37:31

• You gotta love the fact that even a girl that got knocked up at age 16 has the sense to stay away from Britney.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 12:39:11

• So, SLUTney's pissed off that the sister that she's acted like a bitch to, who she's ostracised from her life, and who she's blown off for her meth smoking & coke snorting didn't tell her that she was pregnant? Welcome to SLUTney's world, where no matter how poorly you treat someone & crap all over them, they are REQUIRED to make you the center of their universe.
  
  It makes me wonder why no one yet has bitch slapped this twat; she definitely deserves it. Maybe a good shot upside her head would re-attach her brain, and she'd begin to act like a normal human being. Maybe...

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 12:48:00

• Yeah; shitney is just angry that her little sister is sucking cock & getting nailed from behind more than she is. What a fucked up douchebag shitney is...

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 12:53:59

• ^ that was already said, and still wasn't funny the second time. you're not "shocking" you're retarded. come back when you're funny.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 12:55:38

• 11:00 and 11:06 - I think BOTh of you seriously underestimate Jamie Lynn's lack of intelligence. it sounds just like something a member of the Spears family would do. And when was abortion ever mentioned in Nancy's question????

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 13:41:16

• I just wanna know how in the aitch Britney holds up her end of a "clinical" conversation? STD clinic, maybe? A little late for THAT convo, big sis.

  By Zitney Shears, on December 21, 2007 13:43:05

• Hey Jamie Lynn, take that cross off you whore....

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 13:56:03

• At what age did Jaime Lynn get a boob job? Mom had to sign for that, right?

  By Lillianne, on December 21, 2007 14:09:16

• At what age did Jaime Lynn get a boob job? Mom had to sign for that, right?

  By Lillianne, on December 21, 2007 14:09:20

• Abstinence is bullshit. Sex is inevitable, and the more you put it off the more you're gonna want it. Me and most of the kids in my town have taken abstinence pledges at church. Guess what? You couldn't find a virgin within a hundred miles if you had a hymen detecting machine. Teenagers are always going to have sex, except most of us are smart enough not to end up parents.

  By Abram: Abstinence Pledger, on December 21, 2007 14:15:23

• Hey, being pregnant practically makes you a serial killer. I think that is the reason she yelled at that lady even though she probably usually is a soft personality or whatever..

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 14:38:08

• Boob job?? You dumbasses! She's PREGNANT!! That makes your boobs HUGE, DUUUUUH!!!

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 14:39:43

• Anonymous 11:00:56
  
  The only birth control that works 100% is abstinence.
  
  Anonymous 12:27:59
  
  And anal. Don't forget anal.
  
  Also, don't forget oral. Tee-hee!

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 14:48:11

• 12:37...Liechtenstein? Are you serious? Wouldn't sending them into space as goodwill ambassadors be more appropriate? I'd vote for that.
  
  I'd even throw some money at that. But only with the stipulation that it's a one way trip.

  By Vigilante, on December 21, 2007 15:00:41

• I bet Britney stinks like failure....and shit.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 16:05:40

• Of course she's angry. god forbid any attention should be taken from her and her fuckery.

  By NubianGoddez, on December 21, 2007 16:08:11

• nasty pure nasty! goes to show the apple falls near the tree. U.S.Law #114 i am not capable of raising my first right, what makes you think my second will be better! shoot mom and dad!!!!!

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 16:46:38

• she's a butterface.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 17:21:41

• Pregnant or not, that is a breast enhancing, Victoria's Secret, push-up "t-shirt bra".

  By one who knows, on December 21, 2007 17:23:45

• 12:37...Liechtenstein? Are you serious? Wouldn't sending them into space as goodwill ambassadors be more appropriate? I'd vote for that.
  
  I'd even throw some money at that. But only with the stipulation that it's a one way trip.
  
  Chimpanzees are easier to train and have better personal hygiene.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 17:45:37

• I bet the inside of Brit's car smells like dirty ass.

  By anonymous, on December 21, 2007 18:41:36

• This story seems like it could very well be true. I'm sure Jamie Lynn always has to take a backseat to Britney's whims and temper-tantrums and desperate cries for attention. I'm also wondering if deep down, she sort of got pregnant because she wants some attention of her own.
  
  Britney is a terrible role model, and I think to some extent Jamie Lynn knows that. I also get the feeling that Jamie Lynn is way more intelligent than Britney, so it doesn't surprise me that Jamie Lynn is particularly impressed with big sister's antics.
  
  But Jamie Lynn is still an impressionable teen, and I still think that Britney is a terrible role model that she needs to avoid.

  By Kaylie G, on December 21, 2007 20:33:44

• I can't believe you idiots blathering on about birth control. A 16 year old does not need birth control, she needs to close her dam legs. She's a child and proclaimed herself a "good Christian" so she should act like one and wait till she's an adult. You idiot parents shove birth control pills down your daughter's throats as if that was the answer...duh...the answer is to teach your daughters some self respect. A girl who feels good about herself and has proper morals and values will have no trouble saying NO to sex. Sex is for ADULTS not teens.

  By If you're not old enough to vote keep your legs closed, on December 21, 2007 22:32:22

• IF BRITNEY WAS MY SISTER I WOULD PUT MYSELF UP FOR ADOPTION. WHO THE HELL WANTS TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THAT FRUITCAKE? CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW HUMILIATING IT IS TO KNOW THE WHOLE WORLD SAW YOUR SISTER'S HERPES INFECTED CROTCH??? GROSS!!!

  By Britney is a disgusting asshole, on December 21, 2007 22:35:36

• I'm not a fan of any of the spears clan, but I have had friends who came unglued over anything when they were pregnant. Especially in the first trimester. These were quiet, peaceful women until the first rush of hormones. Either one would have fought a buzzsaw and won.

  By laprns, on December 22, 2007 04:23:21

• Chimps are far more intelligent as well, darling. If I was going to pay to send chimps into space I'd pay to bring them home.
  
  Hey, weren't they looking for volunteers to colonize the sun or something? I'm sure Spearses, Hiltons, Lohans, et al, would be perfect for a mission like that.

  By Vigilante, on December 22, 2007 05:53:44

• Brit's feet probably smells like cheetoes!!

  By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 06:47:49

• She's a slut just like her sister. Trailer trash to the Nth power.

  By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 08:11:44

• Welcome to George Bush's America.

  By Aquarius, on December 22, 2007 09:19:02

• ohhh man... If I had been the lady JL screamed at, I so would've jacked her in the face right then and there.
  
  The jail time would have been worth it.

  By rose, on December 22, 2007 09:33:36

• Stupid...ugly...white trash...whore.

  By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 12:40:32

• britney s dumb, old & fat, the sister s carbon copyu

  By ryje, on December 22, 2007 13:28:22

• What should we get Jamie Lynne for Christmas? I'm thinking Mother for Dummies. Thoughts?
  
  We can get Britney a gift card for Valtrex. The paps can pick it up for her!!!

  By The Spears whores drink Elf Cum, on December 22, 2007 14:31:11

• Look at the close up pic where she is holding the Starbucks cup. She has a friggin'absolutely perfect rack for only being 16.

  By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 15:48:04

• Wonderbras are amazing things.

  By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 16:12:37

• When you think about all the hundreds of teenage actors/celebrities out in the Hollywood scene, only a SMALL percentage get into trouble or act like whores. SO, point is - Jamie Lynn Spears and the entire Spears clan deserve to be called trash. It's a fact.

  By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 17:26:30

• What a shame to be in this position when she has her whole life ahead of her. Such a cute girl, too. Obviously, this isn't the optimal situation, but her life isn't over. Jamie Lynn should, however, distance herself from her mother and sister. Those two are very bad influences. I'm sure there is another sane family member who can help her raise her baby. Maybe the family of the baby daddy can intervene and help this child raise the baby. She needs an outside influence to help her get a better perspective on her family and that is probably the ONLY way history won't repeat itself with the new generation. Step away from the crazy, Jamie Lynn!

  By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 19:03:31

• Hey Aqauarius:
  
  There were 16-year-olds getting knocked up when Clinton was president, too, ya' know.
  
  

  By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 19:06:58

• The rest abort.

  By anonymous, on December 22, 2007 21:45:57

• Amazing what this world has come to. Only a few years ago I was 16 myself and still thought boys had cooties. It seems like as soon as girls turn 13 today all they think about is where to get some cock. We truly have lived to see an absolute immoral and shameless world.

  By anonymous, on December 23, 2007 10:30:30

• "She has a friggin'absolutely perfect rack for only being 16."
  
  That's because she's wearing a friggin' absolutely perfect "add a cup" bra. Men are so stupid sometimes.

  By anonymous, on December 23, 2007 13:13:09

• 10:30 I couldn't have said it better myself. When I was 16 playing spin the bottle for kisses was the naughty thing to do. Today 13 year olds play group sex games. The worst part of it is the complete lack of shame these young girls have about their activities.

  By Society is sick in the head, on December 23, 2007 16:05:19

• Everyone acts like it's some new concept that teenagers get pregnant, much less have sex. That shit has been going on since the beginning of time.

  By anonymous, on December 23, 2007 16:42:16

• Aquarius lisped:"Welcome to George Bush's America."
  
  Shut your fucking face, douchebag, and keep the politics over on moveon.org.

  By Steve, on December 23, 2007 23:04:23

• By anonymous, on December 23, 2007 10:30:30
  
  "It seems like as soon as girls turn 13 today all they think about is where to get some cock."
  
  Exactly. They dress like little whores, wearing jeans that highlight their ass and are so low cut they barely cover their snatch. They wear tight tops that accentuate their breasts. Then they are the first ones to complain and throw out the victim card when they attract the attention of a boy. This "poor me" victim mentality is prevalent in the young teen years all the way through womanhood.

  By anonymous, on December 24, 2007 06:32:44

• Back on subject. Shitney needs to be sterilized, then smacked upside her head about 60-70 times; maybe whatever brain she has will start working again. Jaime lynn needs to be sterilzed, then also smacked upside her head; maybe she'll grow a brain. Their mom needs to be publically FLOGGED for being the world's shitiest mother.
  
  The legacy of momma spears: she pimps out both her daughters into the entertainment industry, so she can make money off of them. Her 1st daughter becomes an alcoholic, coke snorting slut & gets married to trailer trash; she gets knocked up twice & has kids that she can't stand being around; she goes insane. Her second daughter momma spears allows to start dating at 11, she starts living with a guy at 14, and gets knocked up at 16. Congratulations, momma spears; you've fucked your kids into the ground & ensured neither of them has a normal future. It's a wonder neither of them has had her killed yet...

  By anonymous, on December 24, 2007 09:40:28

• OT....
  
  MERRY CHRISTMAS, FELLOW HATERS!
  
  And a very Merry Christmas to Todd and Jenny, without whom I would probably complete my job more effectively.
  
  Cheers!
  
  And cheers to the Mod, whomever he/she/it/they may be.
  
  Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
  
  V
  
  (PS: Toodie, I'll be down with your table scraps later, babe. Ho Ho Ho.)
  
  
  
  

  By A Very Merry Vigilante, on December 24, 2007 11:04:37

• huhuhuh..you had "69" comments....doh now you have 70!..what a catch 22 or is it a catch 69? my head is gonna explode man!

  By fartsniffer, on December 24, 2007 12:12:31

• Merry Christmas to you as well, my dearest Vigilante. I hope you and your Anuses have a Happy New Year as well.

  By Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, on December 24, 2007 12:19:24

• Regarding 11:29:05
  ur an idiot. i dont know what ur going to dress ur kids in... shes wearing jeans and a tshirt... SCANDALOUS!! who cares if u can see her bra.. at least shes wearing one unlike most of the girls featured on this site.

  By anonymous, on December 24, 2007 12:21:17

• Awww, you too Cavey sweetie! Maybe next year the Russian Consulate will let us have that pterodactyl they've got on ice, we'll drag it to Chernobyl and I'll make you a nice homestyle nuked Christmas dinner. Just like your Cave Mom used to make.
  
  Complete with Mammoth mashed potatoes.
  
  See y'all next year!
  
  

  By A Now Extremely Merry Vigilante, on December 24, 2007 12:39:37

• Happy Hanukkah to all my Hebraic homeboys in here!
  Merry Christmas to my messianic meshugginahs!
  And if there are any Muslims in here, I hope your Eid was... um... nice.
  
  You snarky bastards help me get through my days, and I love all of you for the fun. Thanks to Todd and Jenny, whoever the hell they really are, for a great year of brattiness at the expense of celebrities whose egos far outstrip their talents. Here's to you guys, and here's to hoping that Britney stays alive for another year. I'd rather have her alive and scandalous than all Anna Nicole-d on us.

  By Dickie Hateface, on December 24, 2007 13:34:26

• Mmmmmm. Nuked pterodactyl.
  
  Looking forward to it.

  By Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, on December 24, 2007 16:38:43

• Aquarius lisped:"Welcome to George Bush's America."
  
  Shut your fucking face, douchebag, and keep the politics over on moveon.org
  
  Awwww... the think Steve is just a little cranky since he realized that come next election, there's either going to be a woman or a black dude in the White House.
  
  Better sell off them Haliburton shares, Steve!

  By anonymous, on December 24, 2007 18:17:28

• I hope you and your Anuses have a Happy New Year as well.
  
  Rum and eggnog enemas for everyone! They get you plenty wrecked, are less fattening, and give you something to think about the next morning!

  By Vigilante's Other Anus, on December 24, 2007 18:21:21

• yo YO YO, muthafuckas!!! From all of us...

  By Blingy Washington, on December 24, 2007 19:02:46

• ...to all of you.

  By Vigilante's Anus, on December 24, 2007 19:03:22

• ...Merry Christmas

  By Abram's Dradle, on December 24, 2007 19:04:02

• ...and a Happy bloody New Year.

  By Nigel McToothdecay, on December 24, 2007 19:05:02

• ...and Happy Boxing Day.

  By Vigilante's Anus, on December 24, 2007 19:06:12

• Vigilante is drunk and no one wished me a Happy Festivus?? WTF is this world coming to! I have some greivences to air DAMMIT!

  By George Costanza, on December 25, 2007 01:40:09

• I'd bang the little slut, she has a nice body on her.

  By anonymous, on December 25, 2007 09:17:28

• Why does she have the cross around her neck she is a slut who did not obey the rules take that off you skanky slut , why do sluts like to wear the cross so peopl can say she is a slut but not a whore ha ha ha ha porn chicks wear the cross why stupid skanks

  By M X , on December 25, 2007 11:23:14

• Last time I checked it was aginst the law for and 18 year old to have sex with a 16 year old child.

  By sskidrow, on December 26, 2007 10:02:59

• 12:21, if you think it's ok to allow a 16-year old girl to dress in a SKIN TIGHT white top that is intentionally designed to show off her tits and low rise jeans intentionally designed to show off as much skin as possible, your kids must be whores too. You're a fucking asshole with no judgment. Your kids will be pregnant by the time they're 16 too.

  By anonymous, on December 26, 2007 14:19:26

• If you look at Jamie Lynn, you can really tell what she's gonna look like when she gets old.

  By anonymous, on December 26, 2007 18:14:18

• Hey, 'Sybil',
  
  You forgot to mention all the times you also post as "anonymous".
  
  And a yo ho ho to all of you too!

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 02:45:01

• ^ ummm... HUH?

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 08:46:07

• December 24, 2007 19:02:46 to December 24, 2007 19:06:12
  
  All the same, one person. Get it?

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 13:59:13

• Awww, Georgie. I wanted to wish you a Merry Festivus, but you're listed in the new area code. It ain't cool.
  
  I'll make it up to you after I finish sealing all these New Year's Eve invitations.
  
  (Good Gawd, the glue on these envelopes tastes like shit...)
  
  

  By Vigilante, on December 28, 2007 13:44:53