I wonder if she will make it another? I haven't seen a reasonable decision except when she quickly handed over the kids after the court order. She skipped making a duet with Timberlake which would have been great cause at the very least he could carry her through it.
I was unlucky enough to see these pics. There she sits next to her felony scam friend (and recent felony indictee sam lufti; good of you to associate with felons & scam artists, slutney), with her nasty ass fake hair extensions (and ugly bleach blond dye job that doesn't even match her extensions), showing off her fake tits (she got a titty job 5 years ago), with her $80k in dental work, and she still looks like a goober. I swear, this woman is SO dorky & awkward; she just doesn't know how to take a good picture anymore. Also, nice job on shaving your pits, you nasty ass white trash...
00.00:25...lol for a "pop-star" she looks so below average..the girl in the last pic looks fuckin hot compared to spears..now u know thats a damn shame
Can someone explain to me this obsession with celebrity underarm hair maintainence? Is there some secret cabal of pit pervs jerking off to this stuff before forwarding it on to you guys? I'm really confused about it.
I cracked up laughing at this one, that is one insane fucking banner picture. She is so unbelievably clueless as to how she is her own worst enemy, at least at public relations.
I love Shitney because she does so much good for the world. She makes the ugliest girls feel pretty, and the dumbest people feel smart, trashiest feel glamorous.
Now I guess we can add "razors" to the list of things she can afford to buy in bulk but never uses. Sorry, Hanes Her Way cotton panties...you have now been dethroned by Lady Bic.
How does she manage to look so terrible????? She looks like complete shit now every single time I see her that she isn't shooting a video, even then she looks bad. I am the same age as her and way prettier now, and I'm a man. A man that is way prettier than her.
Why was she ever famous again? Way to go America, we need more national treasures like Tila Tequila, Britney, and that fugly black bitch from I love NY or whatever.
8:26, that's the highest she can count and the rest of the party-goers didn't want to confuse her. My hat is off to the fine state of Loo-see-anna and the stellar education that has provided to all of it's residents, Ms. Spears included!
8:26, that's the highest she can count and the rest of the party-goers didn't want to confuse her. My hat is off to the fine state of Loo-see-anna and the stellar education that has provided to all of its residents, Ms. Spears included!
Jesus, man, she doesn't even try anymore. Ok, it's an obvious grimace in the main picture, but have you seen the "more serious" photos in other sites? The looks, the expressions... It's not even funny anymore, it's a case for pronto admittance.
I want to hire Lynne Spears to manage my career. That woman is brilliant. Look at what she had to work with, and look at how successful it was until Lynne got fired.
00:11:13 FAKE TITS??????????? No way. Those torpedos that she tucks away into here socks are her originals. Nobody gets a saggy boob job unless they insert a tennis ball into the boob filled with lead.
God, she really is beginning to look like a sad, lonely hopeless case. She's just going to sink lower and lower and get sadder and sadder.
Her best and only chance is to leave the spotlight, leave LA (it's a soulless shithole anyway) move back to Louisiana and just try to have some kind of a normal life with her family.
I didn't know she could look more cross-eyed retarded than she does everyday! Look at her clapping her hands like a 3 year old dumbass. And how pathetic she is to go to an event then bust out a boxed cake to make it LOOK like all these people showed up for your birthday! PATHETIC!
I know what to get brit for her birthday gift......a gift certificate for a shampoo at supercuts and a disposable razor......hey, it's not that dump in the valley where she shaved her head but it's a start.....shaved her head, but doesnt know or care to shave her pits?....hmmmm maybe she is confused. Brit, sweetie, the razor is for under the arms, not the top of the head....
God she looks like such a spaz. I love the banner pic; it just defines who she is at this moment in time. I wonder if she's trying to cross her eyes or if they just do that when she pulls that stupid "smile". I truly hope she gets herself some help before she ends up committed to a loony bin.
If you listen closely to pic 5, you can hear the seal sound effects AAAARK ARK ARK AAARK as she claps her hands and opens that mouth as wide as she can.
9:34:50: You're right! Scary. Wonder why she didn't have them lifted. I didn't realize the fake ones could sag too. Guess it makes sense. Good detective work. lol
What a cheap ass cake. Where did they pick that up? Costco? Nice zits on the chin too. Why doesn't she have a derm pop those nasty looking things? Ugh she is so gross, you just know she goes to bed with her makeup on, wakes up and procedes to slap on more makeup without washing her face. I don't get this lack of hygeine thing...Marilyn Monroe had mental illness and she still bathed and made herself look good. What gives? If I were her parents I would forcibly throw her in a hot bath full of antibacterial soap and rip that ugly ass weave off her head.
Why does she flex her neck tendons in EVERY picture ever taken of her? Does she want attention drawn to her elephant neck? No wonder it's so thick and nasty.
Pray for her. Sure she has millions, but money isn't everything. It doesn't guarantee happiness, satisfaction or sanity. She really needs to get know who she is. She had kids young, had a career young, had too much praise young. Really, girl get out of L.A.
It is GOOD TO KNOW that all of you Britney bashers/haters will be judged with the same harshness you judge Britney!!! Scary huh YALL?!! YOU ARE NOT HER JUDGE!!! GO AWAY!!! Millions still love you Brit and there is nothing they can say to change that!!!
"Millions still love you" and your smell "Brit and there is nothing you can say to change that" you look like an unwashed wannabe in all the photos of you. Honey, we bash her because she leaves the house looking like she doesn't own a mirror. All that sgragginess, on her birthday no less. We are all trying to figure out what she spends $100k on every month. Hey Britney lover, do you leave the house looking this greasy and hairy, especially if you know you will photographed on YOUR BIRTHDAY?!?!? I have seen women on welfare look cleaner and more put together than this money garbage disposal.
Those spastic retard faces she constantly makes for the cameras are the stuff of nightmares, absolutely creepy and disturbing beyond words. Now that the gross pig's "comeback" has come & gone can we please stop publishing pictures of that mess?
69 Comments:
Leave Your CommentShe didn't have time to shave her pits or wash her hair before the party?
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 20:54:27
I'll congratulate her for putting on deodorant. Or storing cottage cheese in her pits... either one is resourceful.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 20:57:19
I wonder if she will make it another? I haven't seen a reasonable decision except when she quickly handed over the kids after the court order. She skipped making a duet with Timberlake which would have been great cause at the very least he could carry her through it.
By Twist, on December 2, 2007 21:20:45
"The image has been scaled-down. Click the image to show the real size."
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! why did i click that 3rd pic?
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 22:14:24
I love this crazy bitch...she never stops amazing me!
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 22:15:27
What the fuck? They just ripped open a cardboard box and presented the cake? Classy.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 22:28:12
A classy cake for a classy girl.
I wish the paps would stop taking photos of her so that she will stop getting blogged about.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 22:40:00
She so cute! hahahahahahahahahhaha
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 22:51:12
Love that freaky Joker-Face! That's hot! lol
Why does she always bear her teeth like a freak?
By Joker Face, on December 2, 2007 22:54:36
Ugly skank. Hopefully she'll be gone by her next birthday.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 22:55:03
I think Britney might be the new Anna Nicole.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 22:56:47
As an American of Scandanavian descent I truly resent even the most vague association with Britney Spears.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2007 23:16:52
Ditto. I can trace my Nordic heritage back to Eric the Red, and any inferred association with this trailer trash slut makes me want to puke...
SUGGESTED NEW NAMES FOR SPEARS:
SLUT-ney spears
SUCK-ney spears
FUCK-ney spears
SHIT-ney spears
UNFIT-ney spears
TWIT-ney spears
TWAT-ney spears
SQUAT-ney spears
TRASH-ney spears
SNATCH-ney spears
DUMBASS-ney spears
Wow, they all kinda work, don't they?
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 00:00:25
I was unlucky enough to see these pics. There she sits next to her felony scam friend (and recent felony indictee sam lufti; good of you to associate with felons & scam artists, slutney), with her nasty ass fake hair extensions (and ugly bleach blond dye job that doesn't even match her extensions), showing off her fake tits (she got a titty job 5 years ago), with her $80k in dental work, and she still looks like a goober. I swear, this woman is SO dorky & awkward; she just doesn't know how to take a good picture anymore. Also, nice job on shaving your pits, you nasty ass white trash...
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 00:11:03
Everyone from Louisiana is crazy and skanky. They live in a swamp!
By New Whorleans, on December 3, 2007 00:16:49
doesn't she ever wash?
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 01:23:03
She looks so happy without her kids, Kevin there yours!!
By lkl, on December 3, 2007 04:33:33
00.00:25...lol
for a "pop-star" she looks so below average..the girl in the last pic looks fuckin hot compared to spears..now u know thats a damn shame
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 04:45:05
Can someone explain to me this obsession with celebrity underarm hair maintainence? Is there some secret cabal of pit pervs jerking off to this stuff before forwarding it on to you guys? I'm really confused about it.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 05:47:01
User effin spray on for christ sake. The shaving is for real girls, not he/she's.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 05:53:52
I cracked up laughing at this one, that is one insane fucking banner picture. She is so unbelievably clueless as to how she is her own worst enemy, at least at public relations.
Kudos to 20:57:19
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 06:14:36
There comes a point where you just have to slip your lazy ass into the fleecy sweat pants that signify you've given up on life.
If she didn't get a pair for her birthday, there's always Christmas.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 06:21:46
Wow congrats Britney, you made it to 26 girl! In redneck years that's close to 70. Good work.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 06:30:44
I love Shitney because she does so much good for the world. She makes the ugliest girls feel pretty, and the dumbest people feel smart, trashiest feel glamorous.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 06:34:41
she needs meds.........BAAAAAAAAAAAAAADLY!!!!
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 06:37:35
Now I guess we can add "razors" to the list of things she can afford to buy in bulk but never uses. Sorry, Hanes Her Way cotton panties...you have now been dethroned by Lady Bic.
By Jennifer, on December 3, 2007 06:48:29
00:11:03, it's obvious she had a nose-job but if that's a boob job it's the most heinous work I've ever seen.
Doc, please give me saggy boobs!
By Dr. Sag Job, on December 3, 2007 06:59:55
How does she manage to look so terrible????? She looks like complete shit now every single time I see her that she isn't shooting a video, even then she looks bad. I am the same age as her and way prettier now, and I'm a man. A man that is way prettier than her.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 07:05:13
Why was she ever famous again? Way to go America, we need more national treasures like Tila Tequila, Britney, and that fugly black bitch from I love NY or whatever.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 07:30:50
According to the number of candles on the cake she is 3 years old.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 08:26:06
8:26, that's the highest she can count and the rest of the party-goers didn't want to confuse her. My hat is off to the fine state of Loo-see-anna and the stellar education that has provided to all of it's residents, Ms. Spears included!
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 08:37:02
8:26, that's the highest she can count and the rest of the party-goers didn't want to confuse her. My hat is off to the fine state of Loo-see-anna and the stellar education that has provided to all of its residents, Ms. Spears included!
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 08:37:18
Let's party ya'll, it's Brutneys birfday!!!
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 08:38:29
Jesus, man, she doesn't even try anymore. Ok, it's an obvious grimace in the main picture, but have you seen the "more serious" photos in other sites? The looks, the expressions... It's not even funny anymore, it's a case for pronto admittance.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 08:51:32
"According to the number of candles on the cake she is 3 years old."
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 08:26:06
No wonder she had such a hard time getting a drivers license.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 08:59:27
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
You look like a monkey.
And you smell like one too.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 09:01:11
I want to hire Lynne Spears to manage my career. That woman is brilliant. Look at what she had to work with, and look at how successful it was until Lynne got fired.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 09:20:59
00:11:13 FAKE TITS??????????? No way. Those torpedos that she tucks away into here socks are her originals. Nobody gets a saggy boob job unless they insert a tennis ball into the boob filled with lead.
By chuggdog, on December 3, 2007 09:22:12
God, she really is beginning to look like a sad, lonely hopeless case. She's just going to sink lower and lower and get sadder and sadder.
Her best and only chance is to leave the spotlight, leave LA (it's a soulless shithole anyway) move back to Louisiana and just try to have some kind of a normal life with her family.
Will she do this? Not on your life.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 09:31:41
yeah, they're fake. Look at the scar in her armpit.
By Ladyhawke007, on December 3, 2007 09:34:50
Fake boobs sag too. She had 2 kids, gain and lost weight, and gravity happens.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 09:39:36
I didn't know she could look more cross-eyed retarded than she does everyday! Look at her clapping her hands like a 3 year old dumbass. And how pathetic she is to go to an event then bust out a boxed cake to make it LOOK like all these people showed up for your birthday! PATHETIC!
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 09:51:40
Nice, sexy armpits Britney. Next time before you go out in public sleeveless, remember a couple swipes of the Lady Bic first.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 09:58:51
I thought that looked like a scar in Zitney's armpit........
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 10:29:14
Damn, thats a hot pic on the title page.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 10:41:09
I know what to get brit for her birthday gift......a gift certificate for a shampoo at supercuts and a disposable razor......hey, it's not that dump in the valley where she shaved her head but it's a start.....shaved her head, but doesnt know or care to shave her pits?....hmmmm maybe she is confused. Brit, sweetie, the razor is for under the arms, not the top of the head....
By Ima, on December 3, 2007 11:41:37
I wonder if she's wearing those stupid boots.
By Boredincali, on December 3, 2007 12:13:02
God she looks like such a spaz. I love the banner pic; it just defines who she is at this moment in time. I wonder if she's trying to cross her eyes or if they just do that when she pulls that stupid "smile". I truly hope she gets herself some help before she ends up committed to a loony bin.
By Alicia, on December 3, 2007 13:29:34
If you listen closely to pic 5, you can hear the seal sound effects
AAAARK ARK ARK AAARK as she claps her hands and opens that mouth as wide as she can.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 14:11:23
9:34:50: You're right! Scary. Wonder why she didn't have them lifted. I didn't realize the fake ones could sag too. Guess it makes sense. Good detective work. lol
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 14:25:53
Speaking of worthless cunts....
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 14:30:56
What a cheap ass cake. Where did they pick that up? Costco? Nice zits on the chin too. Why doesn't she have a derm pop those nasty looking things? Ugh she is so gross, you just know she goes to bed with her makeup on, wakes up and procedes to slap on more makeup without washing her face. I don't get this lack of hygeine thing...Marilyn Monroe had mental illness and she still bathed and made herself look good. What gives? If I were her parents I would forcibly throw her in a hot bath full of antibacterial soap and rip that ugly ass weave off her head.
By Britney is still gross, on December 3, 2007 14:50:43
Ok guys, POLL question. What bothers you more?
a. Cheap ass weave
b. Chin Zits
c. Hairy pits
d. Saggy tits
e. Gross crotch shots
f. Hooker wardrobe
g. Not giving a flip about her kids
I know, it's hard to pick just ONE!
By POLL, on December 3, 2007 14:53:42
Why does she flex her neck tendons in EVERY picture ever taken of her? Does she want attention drawn to her elephant neck? No wonder it's so thick and nasty.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 15:08:52
y'all why ya gotta be so mean?? I'm juh havin a birfday n' y'all hatin own mah crazy ass. Oooh...cake!
By Britney, on December 3, 2007 16:19:50
December 3, 2007 14:50:43 - Marilyn wasn't big on personal hygiene either. Some actors couldn't work with her because she stunk so much.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 17:01:25
hmmm... which is uglier the fur draping all over or the bitches wearing them? The fur... both are disgusting though.
By bb, on December 3, 2007 18:00:23
Jesus, even the cake box has skid marks.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 20:01:27
Her birthday card on the cake was made from a yellow post-it note! LOL! Great friends you got there, Brit!
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 20:15:45
lmao that pic just says it all...
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 21:21:50
I'm laughing all the way to the bank.
By Kevin Federline, on December 3, 2007 22:46:10
Pray for her. Sure she has millions, but money isn't everything. It doesn't guarantee happiness, satisfaction or sanity. She really needs to get know who she is. She had kids young, had a career young, had too much praise young. Really, girl get out of L.A.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2007 22:46:40
She's so greasy....bitch slides when she walks. Someone please give her a bottle of Clinique Clarifying Lotion #2 and a cotton ball, QUICKLY.
By Big Shot, on December 4, 2007 06:46:57
I say with the right medication she'd be alright. And that right medication is a cyanide-pumping water hose shoved in her arm.
Why did "The Iceman" have to die??
By Jennifer, on December 4, 2007 07:15:28
It is GOOD TO KNOW that all of you Britney bashers/haters will be judged with the same harshness you judge Britney!!! Scary huh YALL?!!
YOU ARE NOT HER JUDGE!!! GO AWAY!!! Millions still love you Brit and there is nothing they can say to change that!!!
By Kayla, on December 4, 2007 12:29:19
"Millions still love you" and your smell "Brit and there is nothing you can say to change that" you look like an unwashed wannabe in all the photos of you. Honey, we bash her because she leaves the house looking like she doesn't own a mirror. All that sgragginess, on her birthday no less. We are all trying to figure out what she spends $100k on every month. Hey Britney lover, do you leave the house looking this greasy and hairy, especially if you know you will photographed on YOUR BIRTHDAY?!?!? I have seen women on welfare look cleaner and more put together than this money garbage disposal.
By Batmamma, on December 4, 2007 13:46:32
Those spastic retard faces she constantly makes for the cameras are the stuff of nightmares, absolutely creepy and disturbing beyond words. Now that the gross pig's "comeback" has come & gone can we please stop publishing pictures of that mess?
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 16:35:18
Millions still love you Brit and there is nothing they can say to change that!!!
Not even "negligent mother"?
OK, OK... how about "26, thick, and can't pull off the Catholic jailbait slut anymore"?
No? OK then, how about "gets terminally ill children drunk then "loves" them"? Oh wait, my mistake, that's Micheal Jackson.
Anyways...
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 19:10:26
Marilyn? Ha! She wishes. Marilyn had natural beauty.
She's an aspiring Susan Smith. Her retarded fans will idolize her all the way to death row.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2007 23:05:52
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