65 Comments:

• If you guys stopped posting photo's and stories about this bitch, she will go away.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 10:35:49

• If you guys stopped posting photo's and stories about this bitch, she will go away.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 10:36:10

• that gas station attendant is one of the reasons she thinks she can do whatever the fuck she wants and get away with it. i would have filed a report the second her fat ass was out the door.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 10:37:04

• Britney, you're 26. Grow the fuck up.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 10:37:31

• Unfortunately, the joke's on us. Shitwad proves she's above the law almost daily. Whether it's abusing the kiddies, not submitting to her drug test, leaving the scene of an accident, running over feet, running red lights, driving without a license, or shoplifting, Britney proves time and again that nobody is going to prosecute her, even if it's all caught on tape. Don't worry though, it's the holidays. If she keeps this up around this time of the year, some crazy dude is bound to come out of the wood work and put this bitch out of her misery.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 10:41:00

• Hopefully this bitch will soon decide the law of gravity doesn't apply to her either and then she'll walk off a cliff - and find out that she's wrong.

  By Lohantastic, on December 10, 2007 10:44:21

• Hopefully this bitch will soon decide the law of gravity doesn't apply to her either and then she'll walk off a cliff - and find out that she's wrong.

  By Lohantastic, on December 10, 2007 10:44:30

• What's really sad in this matter is that I have a yearly income of about $20K...and even I can afford a 99 cent Bic lighter. Britney Spears has more money than God and steals one. And wears shitty hair extensions. And wears shitty clothes. And is still a fatass hick. I could keep going, but you all get the point.

  By Jennifer, on December 10, 2007 10:47:41

• It's her 'L' chromosome expressing itself again.
  
  White trash.
  

  By MikeG, on December 10, 2007 11:09:00

• I blame the schools.

  By Vigilante's Anus, on December 10, 2007 11:28:39

• $1.39 for a lighter?! She did the right thing!

  By Fekkin rip off, on December 10, 2007 11:37:32

• My Anus has been hanging out with Tom Petty a lot lately.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on December 10, 2007 11:39:01

• Worthless skanky cunt. If she stole my lighter I would shoot her in the head.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 12:03:18

• I would let her steal my lighter if she promised to light herself on fire.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 12:10:13

• The real dumbass in that video is the stupid pap standing there repeatedly telling her how great she looks.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 12:16:30

• my favorite part is when she tells the pap to go back to his own country, she's such a sweet souther belle, that britney!

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 12:42:40

• Is she haven't died yet?! DAMN.

  By Bo, on December 10, 2007 13:28:12

• The only thing she has stolen is my heart. I long to ram my tongue right up her velvety asshole.

  By J-Bird, on December 10, 2007 13:37:04

• Isn't this like the car accident thing? I mean, it's a crime caught on tape. And something tells me the owner of the store will change his mind and press charges after being persuaded to do so.

  By TrayC, on December 10, 2007 14:17:29

• The person who writes this blog has a very funny dry sense of humor.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 14:20:21

• Isn't she dead yet? No? Too bad.
  
  If I were the gas station guy, I'd file misdemeanor theft charges against her. Her "I'm better than everyone else & can get away with breaking the law; laws to apply to me" entitlement attitude has got to STOP. Please toss her herpes carrying, snatch flashing, drug & alcohol taking, head shaving & nasty ass weave wearing, common thief mentally deranged ass in jail & throw away the key...

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 14:21:52

• Just because it's a $1.39 lighter doesn't mean she committed a crime. I bet Fed's kept this vid to use it in court against her. She even admitted she was stealing.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 14:35:10

• Too bad she didn't steal any condoms, so she could stop reproducing and spreading diseases!

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 15:15:22

• Cosign with 10:36:10

  By NubianGoddez, on December 10, 2007 15:33:06

• *sigh*
  
  Tom Petty is sooooooo dreamy!
  
  Why does Anus get all the pretty ones?

  By Vigilante's Other Anus, on December 10, 2007 16:13:56

• what did the steal the other times? I love how she gets away with everything. And to 14:35:10 - NOT PAYING for a store item, no matter if it is .05, is considered STEALING.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 16:43:49

• You know what pisses me off? The fucking illegal aliens taking her pictures. I swear to God, I want to burn those non-English-speaking sons-a-bitches!

  By Steve, on December 10, 2007 17:11:46

• If I was the store owner, I'd pull out my sawed-off shotgun from behind the counter and yell "You ain't robbin' my store, you filthy bitch!" and then blow her head off. And of course, it would be self-defense.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 17:55:42

• I can`t stand this fat cow-eyed monkey/greasy blonde wannabe:one single picture of "it" makes me want to throw up.
  
  She thinks she can get away with everything,and she even mistreats the paparazzi she calls so that she can still be in the cover of gossip mags.
  
  It`s a shame that there isn`t any paparazzi that has what it takes to put this skank to sleep with one single throat punch.
  
  DIEEEEEE BRITNEY!!DIEEEEEEE!!!
  
  

  By I just hate the skank so much, on December 10, 2007 18:08:55

• Listen, Other Anus...if you didn't spend all that time blowing hot air then I'm sure he'd pay more attention to you. All that talk about Shitney and disco, it just ain't right.
  
  So quit yer complainin'. I'm having a hard enough time keeping you assholes happy as it is.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on December 10, 2007 18:15:51

• 17:11 Relax, you wouldn't have these pictures without them and in case I'm mistake somewhere down the line your folks didn't speak english either .. too bad they didn't stay in their own country so we wouldn't have to deal with your retarded comments. Focus your hate on the real asshole, BRITNEY SPEARS!

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 19:08:52

• Awwww, and adding racist to her many beautiful qualities. My god, why haven't we made this woman our queen or something ... she radiates beauty, poise, intelligence and charm. She's like the end of evolution ... I can't see how we could improve on her ...

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 19:31:11

• 19:08 go fuck yourself.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 19:51:18

• Americans don't even like Britney anymore, she should start being nicer to those middle easterners.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 19:58:25

• 19:51 YOU go fuck yourself. (Let's start a go fuck yourself chain!)

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 21:30:27

• Oh for God's sake, first poster, learn how to use a damn apostrophe. WARRINER's GRAMMAR, Strunk and White: The elements of style. Can't fucking stand people who do not realize that apostrophes do not make words plural!
  
  Oh, that musta been Twitney piping into our little party. That explains the incompetency with second grade grammar and usage.
  
  p.s. wouldn't a go fuck yourself chain be counterproductive as our comments say go fuck yourself in all different ways? Go fuck yourself..and let's play Go Fish next, OK?

  By zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzpt, on December 10, 2007 22:31:22

• It's too bad convenience dude did not file a theft report, because with Twit's record in court, she'd get locked up, and hopefully overnight.
  
  It's a great day because Sick Vick is behind bars for murdering and torturing countless innocent canines. Yet it's a sad day when people are afraid to press charges because of the media parade it would bring upon their business and the time they'd have to take unpaid to go to court.
  
  I don't think stealing anything is cute, or naughty. Frankly, the dude should have jumped the counter and demanded the lighter back, with his finger on the 911 button. Who the hell does this bitch think she is? She goes and shits on proud hardworking people. That lighter will probably be taken out of that clerk's pay.
  
  I'm thinking Twit's on heavy cocaine and whatever other drug mixture that makes her a horrible, disgusting piece of garbage who enjoys hurting innocent people, not the least of these, her biological sons.
  
  Once again, a buck and a half may not be big bucks to those of us sitting behind our computer rigs in homes we or our families own. But to someone struggling in a business, yes it does count, and petty thefts DO add up to millions of dollars a year guess who?? pays for? YOU. A percentage for theft is added into EVERYTHING we buy. So when a stupid scuz like Spears steals repeatedly, guess whose lighters will be a buck sixty 1/1/08?

  By arrest the hag, on December 10, 2007 22:41:36

• Hopefully, she'll light up her crack pipe with the stolen lighter while driving in a car full of freshly dirty diapers, windows closed, and whooooosh. A nice methane bomb. I hear those hair stntions burn real good, y'all.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 22:44:26

• The grammar nazi can go fuck it's self.
  
  And yes, I did that on purpose just to piss you off.

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 23:02:33

• Evidently, a pap went back and paid for the lighter after she left.
  
  Is it any surprise?

  By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 23:11:02

• F,U,C,K, O,F,F, G,R,A,M,M,A,R, N,A,Z,I,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 00:43:39

• Ashanti's fat ass sister with her big cellulite thighs and tacky hooker dress is still classier than Britney. How SAD is THAT? Britney is such a loser that pretty soon homeless people won't want to be seen with her. I seriously think she is indeed mentally retarded because even a mentally ill person would know by now the whole world is laughing at them. Has her IQ ever been tested?

  By I bet her IQ is 60, on December 11, 2007 09:40:24

• maybe we should all steal her cd..

  By jo jo boo boo, on December 11, 2007 10:56:24

• Not trying to play the religion card here, but Britney Spears stealing a cigarette lighter is in the same boat as Michael Vick testing his strand of Christmas lights on Fido. If Vick has to go to jail, Brit-Brit needs to go, too.

  By Jennifer, on December 11, 2007 11:10:10

• 11:10 you actually just played the stupid card.

  By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 12:39:24

• Why is that stupid? It's a damned fact. She stole something, which is ILLEGAL (I don't care WHAT it is) and she should be punished for it.
  
  And at least I posted my name. Looks like you played the pussy-assed BITCH card.

  By Jennifer, on December 11, 2007 16:19:14

• It's stupid because your example has nothing to do with religion. Hence, no religion card to play. Hence, stupid.

  By Rick James, Bitch!, on December 11, 2007 16:58:03

• What the person above posted AND its incredibly stupid for you to say that also because you're comparing someone taking a lighter from a gas station to someone electrocuting and torturing an innocent animal. Hence, you're fucking stupid dear. and oh my!!! your name is jennifer!! congrats dear now I know who you are and where you live! and now that I posted my name as Kristen, you can come and virtually bitch slap me! Get a fucking brain loser.

  By Kristen , on December 11, 2007 19:11:08

• All of you who are defending Britney are the real losers.

  By Britney's Fat Ass, on December 11, 2007 19:13:31

• Kristen, eh? That would be the same name as that paparazzi-loving attention whore from Laguna Beach. Wow~~you must slap your mom on a daily basis.
  
  
  And I don't agree with Michael Vick's dog-training regimen, but hell, a crime is a a crime. I guess you think that Britney Spears strapping her kids to the hood of her car and doing 90 down the Pacific Coast Highway is a lesser crime than whipping a dog. Talk about keeping priorities in check. And I'm not your "dear." What are you~~fucking Ann Landers all of a sudden??? Stupid fucking cunt.

  By JENNIFER, on December 11, 2007 21:41:31

• Thank you, Britney's Fat Ass.
  
  And I guess all the PETA/pro-Britney freaks showed up by the looks of the last few posts. Look, Michael Vick has NOTHING to do with this fucking post, so STFU on that one. The fact that he took "shock collars" to a whole new level is disgusting, but hell~~the topic was concerning Britney fucking Spears taking a god-damned lighter. Learn to by God read.

  By Britney Stole My Hash Pipe, Too, on December 11, 2007 21:46:28

• I think someone is sockpuppeting. Or just likes a hand up her ass. Whichever.

  By anonymous, on December 11, 2007 22:05:39

• I think I'll use a classic, age-old saying for this whole "You're stupid because..." argument:
  
  "Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're STILL retarded."
  
  Can we please move on with it now?

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 06:05:42

• Jennifer,
  Different crimes warrant different degrees of punishment.
  
  Hence,
  Murder: ~25 years
  Rape: ~10 years
  Cruelty To Animals: ~2 years
  Stealing a $1 product: Probably overlooked
  
  I'm not saying you're stupid, but I will say that you are not grasping common sense in this particular argument.

  By J-Bird, on December 12, 2007 06:25:57

• Online catfights rule.

  By Big Poppa, on December 12, 2007 07:42:15

• Please let Britney Smears die.I am NOT saying kill her...:)
  She should have DNR in her medical chart...(Look it up).
  She will only continue to damage her 2 inconvenient children. She steals and is a general problem. Why is she allowed in a car anymore? she should only be allowed to be on a unicycle.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 10:19:17

• J-Bird:
  
  Well, I will admit the judgement thing was a bit cloudy, but I think that the main factor in this is even though it was a cigarette lighter, it still adds to Britney Spears deluded mind that she can get away with whatever she does. Drink and smoke (and possibly do drugs) in front of the babies? Nothing wrong with that in her eyes. Drive with her baby in her lap? She doesn't see anything wrong with that either. I mean, is she gonna face charges for running over a cop's foot?? Is there going to be (more) punishment for the abuse and neglect of her kids?? That's what blows my mind. If you take a risk of killing a human, then apparently society sees no problem with that. But go on a fishing trip and you've got PETA burning a bass boat in your yard.

  By Jennifer, on December 12, 2007 10:47:07

• J-Bird: the voice of reason in this unreasonable world.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 11:54:30

• My name is Kristen, yes? So I share a name with a laguna beach character and that makes me less of a person? Wow, what a fucking idiot you are. And when did I ever post anything that would make this sentence valid: "I guess you think that Britney Spears strapping her kids to the hood of her car and doing 90 down the Pacific Coast Highway is a lesser crime than whipping a dog" Wow talk about rambling non-sense when you realize how foolish youre making yourself sound. Talk about a stupid fucking cunt indeed. Move along sweetie, go throw rocks youre totally lost here.

  By KRISTEN, on December 12, 2007 15:59:41

• I believe the proper term is "you're" Krissy.

  By Grammar Nazi, on December 12, 2007 16:41:42

• I think Jennifer and Kristen need to pop the pacifier BACK into their mouths and shut up already. You sound like a couple of kindergarteners.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 16:51:18

• thanks grammar nazi ill remember that next time!

  By krissy, on December 12, 2007 17:18:17

• 16:51 these boards are filled with arguments dont take them seriously its really just a fun way to kill time at work, and besides I enjoy reading them so please dont be a kill joy.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 18:20:40

• Well, Kristen 15:59 in all fairness you did make the statement that would lead people to believe that you think stealing is less than dogfighting. Granted, stealing isn't on the violent end of the spectrum here (unless you've got a 9MM Glock in your hand while you're doing it), but it's still illegal. I think that's the point Jen was trying to make here. If you don't agree, fine, but I think the "stupid" comment was a bit much. But that's just me. I'm not saying that Vick's actions were a lesser offense, but if you want to get technical, BIBLICALLY technical, stealing a mini Bic puts you in the same hell-bound boat as frying pit bulls. But since this isn't TBN, I don't see where the whole religion thing came from. That was out of left field. Have you read some of the posts here? We're all going to Hell.

  By anonymous, on December 12, 2007 21:23:04

• Even though I do not agree with harming animals, where does it say in the Bible that training an animal to fight is a sin?? Could someone answer that one please?

  By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 06:30:52