Todd, I don't even know where to begin. You're always so harsh on Brooke. She's hot, ok? Deal with it. I'm sure she gets a ton of tall guys chasing after her begging for the digits. And as for her little friend there well she must be about 5 feet.
she does have a wrestling dad, so I wouldnt expect her to be petite. Also her mom looks like hatchet face from Crybaby. You should pick on Hatchet face instead of Brooke. Brooke = boring Hatchet face = priceless
Brooke - You really suck. If you think you're so talented, why not unhook the life support from mommy and daddy's titties. You wouldn't make it for 5 seconds in the real world supporting yourself in the music business. You're a spoiled little brat spending your shit head parents money. Nothing more, perhaps much less. Loser.
I'm in agreement with the majority here~~when you've got a parent that's over 6 feet, then you're pretty much genetically inclined to be tall. The arms and legs come from constant working out (which is pushed on her by The Hulkster so she won't be "fat"), and the friend with her is probably about 5'3" standing on a stepladder. I usually find the posts humorous on this site, but this one was kind of a lowblow. Granted, she's not all that pretty in the face department, but she sure as hell would beat Britney in a beauty contest. Just my thoughts.
I'm sure I'll get told to go back to my 'happy hippie circle' or some shit, but I get so tired of this. OK, Bill O'Reilly, go ahead and crop the pictures and bend the truth to suit your needs. I love this site and, yes, I get the caustic humor, but come on! She's not Calista Flockhart, OK. We get it. Can't you find a more humorous use for your wonderful acidic humor? TRY HARDER!
OMG. You took me back with the picture of He-man. I that was my show and she does look like him. Ha Ha. Even the chin and the eyebrows. Oh yeah she is a big bitch, carry on.
She's kind of hot in a novelty way, I can just imagine myself shugging away on top of her like some little stick insect. Then afterwards she'd say "Have you started yet?"
Okay, I'm not a Brooke Hogan fan, but being that I'm the same size as she is, I can say that I do NOT look like that standing next to a "normal sized" person. You can tell by the other girl that there's some kind of growth defect there. She's not even in proportion, and I doubt that she's even 5ft tall.
If I ever saw this bitch walking down Lincoln Rd. I would point and laugh just like all the other stupid "celebs" that go there to look important and get attention. She was cool at first, but then she got all high on herself and started acting (and dressing) stupid....BARF. Just go back to hickville and so Miami can get a few cool points back.
Her dad is the HULK people...what do you expect him to produce? A frail little waif??? I know she's not the normal 5 ft tall, 100 lb celebrity little boy, I mean, female...we are used to seeing....but give the girl a break.
She is the same height as Gisele Bundchen and many other models. She may look rather trashy most of the time, like her Mom, but she isn't abnormally tall.
Christina and Jennifer just need to get the fuck out of here and find one of those celebrity- worshipping, ass-kissing sites. The only people who get torn apart here are people who deserve it. Brooke Hogan is a self-important, spoiled, uneducated, stupid, untalented drone who is only famous because of her father. Fuck her. If she wanted respect, the dumb cunt should go to college and make something of herself instead of riding on daddy's coat-tails.
Todd, I don't even know where to begin. You're always so harsh on Brooke. She's hot, ok? Deal with it. I'm sure she gets a ton of tall guys chasing after her begging for the digits. And as for her little friend there well she must be about 5 feet-------- im 6'4 and i would not date that ugly bitch. hot my a**. her face is not even cute...todds cool and just sayin' it like it is. plus the plastic boobs look like crap.
Todd, I don't even know where to begin. You're always so harsh on Brooke. She's hot, ok? Deal with it. I'm sure she gets a ton of tall guys chasing after her begging for the digits. And as for her little friend there well she must be about 5 feet-------- im 6'4 and i would not date that ugly bitch. hot my a**. her face is not even cute...todds cool and just sayin' it like it is. plus the plastic boobs look like crap.
I honestly get slightly offended when she is called manly and a giant, cause I'm two inches taller than she is. And I don't think she's overly muscular, I think she has a really athletic build. None of this excuses her from her outfits, cause they are ridiculous and hideous, but there isn't anything wrong with her physical appearance, and especially her height.
She looks like she thinks she has such a sense of entitlement. Plus, this chick is 19? Her face is aged. She looks exactly like her mother -- hideous.
Say what you will about her body...she exercises the way she wants and rocks the bolt ons...the height she can't control...but that face! Not even her mother can love that face because she has her hands full divorcing Hulk for money and defending her delinquent son who turned someone into a vegetable.
"Christina and Jennifer just need to get the fuck out of here and find one of those celebrity- worshipping, ass-kissing sites. The only people who get torn apart here are people who deserve it. Brooke Hogan is a self-important, spoiled, uneducated, stupid, untalented drone who is only famous because of her father. Fuck her. If she wanted respect, the dumb cunt should go to college and make something of herself instead of riding on daddy's coat-tails."
And being tall is totally related to being all spoiled and "riding on daddy's coat-tails" and stuff. Good job. Don't get me wrong, I'm not endorsing being a totally spoiled rotten child, but come on already. She's tall. Get over it. And good for her for not getting any plastic surgery and being herself.
If you don't like what people write on here then clog up Perez Hilton's site with bullshit comments. Those of us who actually HAVE a high school diploma will write whatever the fuck we want. And I wasn't the only one, you fucktard. There were quite a few before mine that were in defense of her. Now, go put THAT in your ass and popshot it on your mom's face.
I saw Brooke at the Publix in South Beach. She is actually very cute and extremely nice. I noticed her voice first (from the show) but she seemed like a sweet, cute girl. Give her a break.
I'm just taking a wild guess that most of the people talking about how "ugly" Brooke Hogan is are all just gorgeous, right? Give me a break. She's big boned because her dad is a giant professional wrestler and her mom isn't exactly petite.
Despite that, she stays in great shape and IS pretty. I guarantee most of the male Brooke haters would be trying to get with her if there was ever a situation in which she gave them the time of day.
But yes, it's easy to criticize from your anonymous computer. I wish there was a way to make every poster put up an avatar of their actual face so that we could see what our "judges" really look like. But you know you'll never have to do that so you'll keep talking trash. Keep your head up your asses, fuckos, because no one in real life wants to look at your ugly selves.
Agree w/ Andygirl~~half the people on here calling her ugly would bang her in a New York Minute...and that's about how long it would last, too. A New York minute.
Glad to hear Jennnifer has a high school diploma. HAHAHA...wow you must be proud, whore. Is that the best anyone in your family has ever done? Anyway, please leave here and go back to Perez Hilton and People.com, where ass-kissers like you belong. You're truly annoying the fuck out of everyone else here.
Oh, she's a girl all right. Just not one for little boys. And she's pretty, too, unlike me. The criticism on this page says much about the writers. Andygirl, I look like my name. No avator necessary.
Jennifer, please stop posting double messages trying to look like you have support here. You don't. Everyone hates you. It's obvious you posted at 11:02 trying to make it look like someone else. Not fooling anyone, you dumb, celebrity-ass-kissing whore.
73 Comments:
Leave Your CommentYeah, she's masculine, but I'm pretty sure that her friend is a dwarf.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 10:24:47
Brooke is a giant, but that chick next to her has the body of a dwarf like Hayden Panettiere.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 10:26:20
According to the internets, she's 5'11.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 10:27:25
Todd, I don't even know where to begin. You're always so harsh on Brooke. She's hot, ok? Deal with it. I'm sure she gets a ton of tall guys chasing after her begging for the digits. And as for her little friend there well she must be about 5 feet.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 10:28:06
she does have a wrestling dad, so I wouldnt expect her to be petite. Also her mom looks like hatchet face from Crybaby. You should pick on Hatchet face instead of Brooke.
Brooke = boring
Hatchet face = priceless
By Angry Asian, on December 18, 2007 10:39:03
I love tall women, I prefer to date tall women. I'm 6'5". But Brook Hogan isn't feminine and that's why she's not hot.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 10:39:18
Brooke would be hot if her face wasn't so ugly.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 10:39:55
Brooke - You really suck. If you think you're so talented, why not unhook the life support from mommy and daddy's titties. You wouldn't make it for 5 seconds in the real world supporting yourself in the music business. You're a spoiled little brat spending your shit head parents money. Nothing more, perhaps much less. Loser.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 10:40:28
My poops look better than her.
By Brother, on December 18, 2007 10:41:40
I'd hit it when I am in one of those aggressive moods and want to hump like a gorilla.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 10:42:36
Im pretty sure that girl is very much on the short side standing next to her (def. not average female height)
I personally dig tall women just not Brooke Stripper Hogan
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 10:44:20
Pic 1:
Ahh! Hulk smash!
Oddly that works in more ways than one.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 10:45:10
The guy in pic 5 wants to like what he's seeing, but even squinting doesn't help.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 10:46:32
tall woman standing next to an obviously short woman... of course there is going to look like a big difference
that girl is built like a Midget- a 5'5 woman would look tall standing next to her
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 10:47:21
I want to see the rest of the photo set.
You know, the point where Brock Hogan felt chilly in his sportsbra, picked up the little person, and wore her like a boa...
By joejoe, on December 18, 2007 10:49:20
I'm in agreement with the majority here~~when you've got a parent that's over 6 feet, then you're pretty much genetically inclined to be tall. The arms and legs come from constant working out (which is pushed on her by The Hulkster so she won't be "fat"), and the friend with her is probably about 5'3" standing on a stepladder. I usually find the posts humorous on this site, but this one was kind of a lowblow. Granted, she's not all that pretty in the face department, but she sure as hell would beat Britney in a beauty contest. Just my thoughts.
By Jennifer, on December 18, 2007 10:50:06
I'm sure I'll get told to go back to my 'happy hippie circle' or some shit, but I get so tired of this. OK, Bill O'Reilly, go ahead and crop the pictures and bend the truth to suit your needs. I love this site and, yes, I get the caustic humor, but come on! She's not Calista Flockhart, OK. We get it. Can't you find a more humorous use for your wonderful acidic humor? TRY HARDER!
By iheartlasagne, on December 18, 2007 10:57:28
She's a talentless girl with an ugly face and bad parents who let their son drive recklessly and almost kill someone.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 10:58:59
iheartlasagne shut the fuck up. Nobody is charging you money or forcing you to read this blog.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:01:34
oristowit@bellsouth.net
Is that your email address, iheartlasagne?
Why don't you cut out any chance of mixed signals and just ASK to have your inbox flooded with Barnyard Porn??
By joejoe, on December 18, 2007 11:02:55
OMG. You took me back with the picture of He-man. I that was my show and she does look like him. Ha Ha. Even the chin and the eyebrows. Oh yeah she is a big bitch, carry on.
By Ms. Lovely, on December 18, 2007 11:08:12
Those are the ugliest children, Hulk and his wife got some ugly ass genes.
By NubianGoddez, on December 18, 2007 11:16:45
Jessica Simpson has He-Man face too. Maybe Brooke and Jessica have the same parents.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:16:50
She really is not good looking. Just has a famous Daddy. Yay.
By Ooba Gooba, on December 18, 2007 11:18:05
She's kind of hot in a novelty way, I can just imagine myself shugging away on top of her like some little stick insect. Then afterwards she'd say "Have you started yet?"
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:20:46
Okay, I'm not a Brooke Hogan fan, but being that I'm the same size as she is, I can say that I do NOT look like that standing next to a "normal sized" person. You can tell by the other girl that there's some kind of growth defect there. She's not even in proportion, and I doubt that she's even 5ft tall.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:33:15
A jock strap does not count as a G-string.
By Jon, on December 18, 2007 11:36:21
If I ever saw this bitch walking down Lincoln Rd. I would point and laugh just like all the other stupid "celebs" that go there to look important and get attention. She was cool at first, but then she got all high on herself and started acting (and dressing) stupid....BARF. Just go back to hickville and so Miami can get a few cool points back.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:38:09
She is DEFINITELY her parents' daughter - and that's not a good thing.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:40:54
And yet I'd still bang her silly. I likes em' big n' meaty.
Chow down!
By Casey Kasem, on December 18, 2007 11:48:57
i'm more disturbed with the munchkin next to brock who is about to start a fire because her thighs are rubbing together so hard.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:49:35
Okay, okay, I'd bang em' both. Just to settle everyone down.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:51:00
I think shes hot.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 11:53:50
I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!
SHE-MAN!
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:21:31
Her dad is the HULK people...what do you expect him to produce? A frail little waif??? I know she's not the normal 5 ft tall, 100 lb celebrity little boy, I mean, female...we are used to seeing....but give the girl a break.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:23:48
I'd rather fuck Brooke than that midget.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:27:02
Girl standing next to Brooke Hogan = Jawa - the robe
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 12:30:59
its ridiculous that you or anyone else would think that just because she is TALL that she is manly. most girls would kill for that height.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 13:06:00
she's so MASCULINE!!
She looks like a MAN!
She's THICK (but fit and muscular)
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 13:14:06
Tall girls are fucking HOT, but Brooke Hogan just looks like a guy with implants.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 13:15:24
Actually, I think she looks good. She curvy, tall, and athletic. Statesque - in a good way.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 13:16:20
Wow, good job picking on someone for their height, which they can't control. Nice job, makes you come off real smart and mature.
By Christina, on December 18, 2007 13:53:20
She is the same height as Gisele Bundchen and many other models. She may look rather trashy most of the time, like her Mom, but she isn't abnormally tall.
By feistyminxx, on December 18, 2007 13:54:47
I so wanna fuck that short chick standing next to her....
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 13:56:38
soooo...brooke is too tall at 5'11" and hayden is too short at 5'3"-5'4"...makes a lot of sense (eye roll)
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 14:22:51
Hayden is barely over 5 feet tall. She lies on her bio like everyone does. Hayden is a midget.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 14:24:51
Christina and Jennifer just need to get the fuck out of here and find one of those celebrity- worshipping, ass-kissing sites. The only people who get torn apart here are people who deserve it. Brooke Hogan is a self-important, spoiled, uneducated, stupid, untalented drone who is only famous because of her father. Fuck her. If she wanted respect, the dumb cunt should go to college and make something of herself instead of riding on daddy's coat-tails.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 14:40:16
Wow, I didn't know Laurel and Hardy got back together.
By Professor Pit Staines, on December 18, 2007 14:55:36
Good for Kelly Clarkson - she finally figured out that Brooke Hogan is her ideal wingman.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 14:57:12
Todd, I don't even know where to begin. You're always so harsh on Brooke. She's hot, ok? Deal with it. I'm sure she gets a ton of tall guys chasing after her begging for the digits. And as for her little friend there well she must be about 5 feet--------
im 6'4 and i would not date that ugly bitch. hot my a**. her face is not even cute...todds cool and just sayin' it like it is. plus the plastic boobs look like crap.
By brent, on December 18, 2007 15:50:01
Todd, I don't even know where to begin. You're always so harsh on Brooke. She's hot, ok? Deal with it. I'm sure she gets a ton of tall guys chasing after her begging for the digits. And as for her little friend there well she must be about 5 feet--------
im 6'4 and i would not date that ugly bitch. hot my a**. her face is not even cute...todds cool and just sayin' it like it is. plus the plastic boobs look like crap.
By brent, on December 18, 2007 15:57:58
I don't think she's ugly. As a matter of fact, she ain't heavy, she's my daughter!
By Hulk Hogan, on December 18, 2007 16:45:59
I honestly get slightly offended when she is called manly and a giant, cause I'm two inches taller than she is. And I don't think she's overly muscular, I think she has a really athletic build. None of this excuses her from her outfits, cause they are ridiculous and hideous, but there isn't anything wrong with her physical appearance, and especially her height.
By Aimee, on December 18, 2007 16:46:52
She looks like she thinks she has such a sense of entitlement. Plus, this chick is 19? Her face is aged. She looks exactly like her mother -- hideous.
Say what you will about her body...she exercises the way she wants and rocks the bolt ons...the height she can't control...but that face! Not even her mother can love that face because she has her hands full divorcing Hulk for money and defending her delinquent son who turned someone into a vegetable.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 17:23:10
good thinking Brooke, hanging around fat ugly dwarfs would make anybody look better!!
By jcmjr, on December 18, 2007 17:32:11
regardless of what anybody says she is still hott..i sense haters..
By Bill, on December 18, 2007 17:48:56
MILDRED!!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 18:05:20
"Christina and Jennifer just need to get the fuck out of here and find one of those celebrity- worshipping, ass-kissing sites. The only people who get torn apart here are people who deserve it. Brooke Hogan is a self-important, spoiled, uneducated, stupid, untalented drone who is only famous because of her father. Fuck her. If she wanted respect, the dumb cunt should go to college and make something of herself instead of riding on daddy's coat-tails."
And being tall is totally related to being all spoiled and "riding on daddy's coat-tails" and stuff. Good job.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not endorsing being a totally spoiled rotten child, but come on already. She's tall. Get over it. And good for her for not getting any plastic surgery and being herself.
By Christina, on December 18, 2007 18:17:49
Anon 14:40:
If you don't like what people write on here then clog up Perez Hilton's site with bullshit comments. Those of us who actually HAVE a high school diploma will write whatever the fuck we want. And I wasn't the only one, you fucktard. There were quite a few before mine that were in defense of her. Now, go put THAT in your ass and popshot it on your mom's face.
By Jennifer, on December 18, 2007 18:19:26
That's a huge bitch!
By Tony, on December 18, 2007 19:13:59
everytime she runs you can see her cock bounce around in her pants is nasty her cock is bigger then the hulks for shame
By one huge bitch, on December 18, 2007 19:34:51
That's a huge bitch!
Brooke or Jennifer?
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 21:15:26
The son could pass for a girl, and she could pass for a boy.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 22:01:26
I saw Brooke at the Publix in South Beach. She is actually very cute and extremely nice. I noticed her voice first (from the show) but she seemed like a sweet, cute girl. Give her a break.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2007 22:16:43
I'm just taking a wild guess that most of the people talking about how "ugly" Brooke Hogan is are all just gorgeous, right? Give me a break. She's big boned because her dad is a giant professional wrestler and her mom isn't exactly petite.
Despite that, she stays in great shape and IS pretty. I guarantee most of the male Brooke haters would be trying to get with her if there was ever a situation in which she gave them the time of day.
But yes, it's easy to criticize from your anonymous computer. I wish there was a way to make every poster put up an avatar of their actual face so that we could see what our "judges" really look like. But you know you'll never have to do that so you'll keep talking trash. Keep your head up your asses, fuckos, because no one in real life wants to look at your ugly selves.
By Andygirl, on December 19, 2007 00:02:57
21:15 is a moron. Way to show that 3rd grade education.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 05:03:23
Agree w/ Andygirl~~half the people on here calling her ugly would bang her in a New York Minute...and that's about how long it would last, too. A New York minute.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 06:33:49
Glad to hear Jennnifer has a high school diploma. HAHAHA...wow you must be proud, whore. Is that the best anyone in your family has ever done? Anyway, please leave here and go back to Perez Hilton and People.com, where ass-kissers like you belong. You're truly annoying the fuck out of everyone else here.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 07:38:55
Oh, she's a girl all right. Just not one for little boys. And she's pretty, too, unlike me. The criticism on this page says much about the writers. Andygirl, I look like my name. No avator necessary.
By Ryno, on December 19, 2007 09:25:21
I mean avatar. Dang.
By Ryno, on December 19, 2007 09:26:17
7:38~~shut the everliving fuck up. I didn't kiss her ass~~I was stating that she's a tall girl to fucking begin with so cut her some slack.
Learn how to read you fucking asshole.
By Jennifer, on December 19, 2007 10:49:58
You're truly annoying the fuck out of everyone else here.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 07:38:55
She's not annoying me, any. Speak for yourself, asslick.
By anonymous, on December 19, 2007 11:02:13
Jennifer, please stop posting double messages trying to look like you have support here. You don't. Everyone hates you. It's obvious you posted at 11:02 trying to make it look like someone else. Not fooling anyone, you dumb, celebrity-ass-kissing whore.
By anonymous, on December 20, 2007 06:23:09
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