Don't Talk About Scarlett Johansson's Nose

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  1. yum

    By gobluebaby, on December 5, 2007 10:30:01

  2. I don't know, man...whatever doctors worked on her should be given a fucking Nobel Prize. She's by far the hottest woman featured on this site (with the obvious exception of Lindsay Lohan, of course).

    By J-Bird, on December 5, 2007 10:46:20

  3. I've examined the pictures closely and it's clear that she's always been an icebitch.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 10:48:10

  4. nose schmose, i cant keep my eyes off her tits

    By p, on December 5, 2007 10:50:12

  5. She would be a rubber free conquest

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 10:50:40

  6. It must be nice when the only time your name has appeared in the news in over a year it's because of your ugly face.

    By poops, on December 5, 2007 10:51:47

  7. who cares, she's an idiot...there are attractive women everywhere. i hope her new nose comforts her when she's 50 and wrinkled and empty inside.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 10:56:36

  8. I don't have a problem with her surgeries...to each their own

    I have a problem with her denial and her assumption that the average person is a gullible idiot incapable of comparing old and new photos...

    Lump her in with Nicole Kidman, Fergie, and the rest of the ridiculous 'deniers'...

    By joejoe, on December 5, 2007 10:57:15

  9. We live in a world in which plastic surgery is as routine as a manicure and homosexuals have attained full equailty with straights as citizens and humans, and nowhere is this more true than in Hollywood.

    So where do these Showbiz types get off threatening to file lawsuits for slander against anyone who claims that they have indulged in either of these perfectly respectable pursuits???

    By jbonz, on December 5, 2007 11:00:35

  10. I think her nose is thinner because she has aged. That happens...

    By Eve, on December 5, 2007 11:00:55

  11. Haha...gotta love the jealous cows at 10:51 and 10:56.

    Women hate pretty women.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 11:02:17

  12. "No proof." So she had a nose job--why doesn't she just admit it, since it's no crime, and since it's so fucking obvious? WHO CARES about your stupid nose, S-Jo? Get off it already and be honest, or we'll all be sick of you much sooner. You've already turned Pajiba against you as it is, hotness or notness. Sheesh. Ain't nobody lookin' at your damn nose anyway, toots.

    By who cares about your stupid nose, on December 5, 2007 11:04:00

  13. I just assume that most women in Hollywood have had something done at one point or another. If I end up being wrong, then hey, pleasant surprise. Denying something that is completely obvious though is just asinine.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 11:04:24

  14. I can't see any difference in the nose that would indicate a nose job.

    By BlueMak, on December 5, 2007 11:06:01

  15. Whatever she did, it worked. Jimmy like.

    By Jim, on December 5, 2007 11:14:24

  16. who cares about the nose. nice titties.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 11:51:26

  17. Oh shit, she has a nose?

    (in Dave Chappelle voice) Scarlett had some big ass tit-tays...

    By JC, on December 5, 2007 12:12:04

  18. Hot damn, she is one fuckable little, er, fuckmonkey!

    I don't think she'd sue if she wasn't sure of winning. Her nose changed just from growing into adulthood, like most people's do.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 12:39:08

  19. admit it Scarlett.....it's NO BIG DEAL.
    the amazing Angie and Halle weren't born perfect either.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 12:54:47

  20. Actually I think her nose is the same as always. It's the massive cheek implants on either side of it that makes it look different.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 13:10:10

  21. She's just beautiful, they need to stop hating.

    By NubianGoddez, on December 5, 2007 13:20:30

  22. Wait.. she has a nose?

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 13:21:25

  23. They picked bad examples for the cover of the mag. Anyone's nose looks different when you're smiling. I think Awful (or Good) plastic surgery dot com has better pics.

    By TrayC, on December 5, 2007 13:59:50

  24. I am quite sure that Hollywood casting directors and producers (her employers) don't give a crap whether or not an actor or actress has had a nose job. In fact, they probably expect that they've had something done.

    As long as they don't have excessive Botox, freaky facelifts, something like that it doesn't make any damn difference to her employers.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 14:01:26

  25. Paris Hilton and Halle Berry are the only women on that cover who've had nose jobs. Us Weekly's "expert" is not a very good one.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 14:02:51

  26. 14:02:51--Are you BLIND?? Awful Plastic Surgery.com and its sister site Good Plastic Surgery.com have photos that CLEARLY show Angie has had a nose job. And cheek implants. And lip reduction. As far as I'm concerned, she was already beautiful, so she must be crazy in person or something, as evidenced by that blood-necklace thing and what-have-you.

    Scarlett Johansson's nose in The Horse Whisperer and in Ghost World, is, erm, "less mature" than it looks now. SHE HAD A NOSE JOB. Nobody's nose gets smaller all of a sudden in the space of few years, if ever. And that "before" photo on the cover of the ragmag is an intermediate shot--part of today's Gradual Nose Job So No One Will Notice system, as utilized by such luminaries as Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Aniston, for example. Oh, but we're all too smart for them! Hah!

    Compare the Olsen Twins' schnozzes now to when they were on that crappy show. I guess they "grew out of" them. Amazingly, their grown-up noses are IDENTICAL, even though the Olson Twins are not! (They're not. Seriously. It's true.)

    But anyway, we're not looking at the noses, are we?

    By again already with the b.s., on December 5, 2007 14:40:46

  27. People grow into their noses. Trust me. I grew up around Italians. They all had big ass noses and as they grew their noses appeared smaller and their faces got fuller, and none of these people got nose jobs. Italians are proud of their noses.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 14:44:32

  28. Actually noses continue to grow as you age. Noses and ears. That's why you see old men with gigantic noses and ears.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 14:48:35

  29. During puberty some peoples noses appear swollen or larger, they go back to normal afterwards, or the rest of the face just comes together as they age.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 16:03:58

  30. 10:46:20,

    Lindsay Lohan? I wouldn't put them in the same beauty contest let alone the same neighborhood. Lohan is ugly compared to her. I don't see the comparison. To each his own.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 16:52:00

  31. I don't see a huge difference so if she had a nose job it must have been very small. I've always thought she was very beautiful and her acting is decent so whatever ...

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 16:54:28

  32. I think she was stunning then and still stunnng now. If she got a nosejob it was a waste of time and money because she didn't need it. By the way, I'm a woman but not an ugly cow. P-)

    and I still find Lohan to be strugglin' in the looks area

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 16:58:18

  33. Whatever man, i like her chi chis. ~ira

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 16:58:43

  34. Yes, your nose grows as you age. It does not decrease. One (sort of) exception is if you get fat so the proportion is different. Notice body builders who are extremely lean look like they have humongous noses. In reality they probably don't but the fat is missing so it looks exaggerated.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 17:07:00

  35. I'm still not convinced she's had a nose job. Not by the pictures. You can look different with different hair cuts, weight gain, makeup, camera angle, lighting, etc. I don't see any extreme difference.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 17:09:03

  36. Some of you are sooooo stupid!
    Wanna buy a watch? Hm? I got some gold Rolex cheap!

    By Huckster McLiarty , on December 5, 2007 18:07:58

  37. If she had one, it is definitely not as obvious as Halle's. Jolie had the tip of her nose refined.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 18:51:57

  38. gimme a break man! that story is a big bullshit...! nose job for Johansson!?!!

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2007 22:42:17

  39. Who the fuck ever looks at her nose?

    By anonymous, on December 6, 2007 00:32:34

  40. Good looks, nice skin, but am I the only one who thinks she looks like she was assembled from a bin of generic Hollywood blonde starlet parts?

    It's all very nice, but if you asked me to pick her out of a lineup of Melrose waitresses, I don't think I could do it.

    By anonymous, on December 6, 2007 01:54:15

  41. I seriously think she just learned how to use makeup shading to disguise the size of her nose. I don't think she's had a nose job.

    By barb, on December 6, 2007 05:06:37

  42. What nose? Does she have a nose? I can only see two lovely squeezable, lickable, suckable melons.

    By anonymous, on December 6, 2007 06:07:42

  43. I think it's just her face maturing from girlhood to adulthood. I really don't see a difference in the before and after shots, besides the nose being a tiny bit slimmer. But her face is slightly slimmer, too.
    It's just a teeny-tiny bit of baby fat lost.

    By anonymous, on December 6, 2007 06:36:23

  44. Yes, she's had work done...it's very subtle and she had it done gradually, but she has definately had work done. What's next Scarlett? Are you going to try to tell us you are a natural platinum blonde too?

    By anonymous, on December 6, 2007 07:51:43

  45. she is the most overrated person in hollywood

    By anonymous, on December 6, 2007 09:39:17

  46. 5:06:37, barb, I agree with you. Just different makeup.

    By anonymous, on December 6, 2007 10:31:11

  47. Up next, bigger tits and in 5 years face lift!

    By anonymous, on December 6, 2007 12:13:18

  48. Who cares? My cock wouldn't fit in her nose anyway.

    By Jon, on December 6, 2007 13:19:12

  49. Jon, don't worry about all that extra room. Maybe you'll be able to satisfy a nostril after you hit puberty.

    By Jon's little voice, on December 6, 2007 13:24:03

  50. She's smart enough to love herself as she is but not smart enough to use spell check? She should fire her publicist. "Mislead"?

    By nancy reagan, on December 6, 2007 23:40:38

  51. She's obviously had NO surgery, she looks the same just without makeup and she matured that's all. Same goes with Angie and whoever elese they have listed.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2007 15:37:58

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