choo choo chug a chug a chug a chug choo choo. here comes your train request anon 16:31:48. It jumped the track from Mister Rodgers neighborhood. No wait, it's Thomas the Train. He hates that bitch.
I actually started watching until it became too intolerable. Papa joe needs to understand that he destroys her career and whatever chance she's got at this point in becoming a serious actress. There were parts in the movie that called her out to be "breasty" and her ass getting shoved in front of the camera and the thought of him behind it all, giving the Okays to the directors makes it creepalicious to the max.
I actually thought that the first few minutes were really funny. ANd then I realised that it wasn't a comedy. Seriously this movie is so formulaic and such a rip-off of every chick flick in the history of cinema that even for those of you who haven't watched it, you all still know every single thing that happens.
I bet Papa Joe is pleased with this and has added it to his Jessica porn stash. Probably had his hand down his pants the whole time they were filming
Papa joe needs to understand that he destroys her career and whatever chance she's got at this point in becoming a serious actress.
You're missing the point entirely. This family of eyesores deserves to be in prison. Every time I see one of these sisters I reach for a claw hammer...
What I don't understand is why is Rachel Leigh Cook (is it?) in this not as a leading role. The movie itself was very mediocre and filled with typical Jessica moments but still was alright and cute despite her and Luke having absolutely no chemistry. I first thought it was a skit by SNL or something when I saw Papa Joe production in the title.....sheeeeesh.
I remember when she was on That '70's Show as Kelso's GF. She sucked on that too. And on one episode she TRIED to sing (I Haven't Got Time For The Pain). It WAS painful. If Carly Simon was dead, she would have been spinning in her grave. This woman stinks!
What an utter embarassment to the industry! Worst entertainer and managers in the history of hollywood! Why don't this idiot grow up and stop acting like a child, she needs to drop her parents and get a reality check already, sheesh!!!!
Saying that only people from Texas like her is a Big Fat Lie. She is from Dallas and dating our QB and NO ONE HERE LIKES HER! Take her back to LA and get her the hell out of here!
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By Jim, on December 28, 2007 10:24:30
Which morons keep giving her these roles?? FYI: She is NOT a good actress. Same goes for Jessica Alba.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 10:28:36
Hmm...I'm about four minutes in and I already want to kill myself. Way to go, Papa Joe Simpson. Way to go.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 10:29:35
If I found out my brother was in a movie with her, I'd try to off myself as well.
By Tazznum1, on December 28, 2007 10:43:26
NOOOOOOO GOD PLEASE NOOOOOOOO
By i died, on December 28, 2007 11:10:53
They should dub it in Japanese so we can glean some entertainment value from it. After three peyote buttons and a few shots of Wild Turkey, anyway.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 11:19:15
SHE IS WORTHLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 11:40:00
she may not be a good actress... but she's still smokin hot. I'd motorboat that bitch anyday
By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 11:45:36
Sweet Jesus. I just watched the movie via the fast forward slider, and now I'm going to shoot myself. Thanks for killing me
By ST from Texas, on December 28, 2007 12:36:03
Also, it was filmed in Louisiana...'nuff said
By ST from Texas, on December 28, 2007 12:42:36
Awww it's a cute movie!! :)
By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 12:55:19
I would pound her ass into oblivion.
By Lord of the dimensions, on December 28, 2007 13:35:22
Holy shit, how high am I that I thought that link to the movie was a joke? Especially when "Papa Joe Productions" came up?
And Willie Nelson? WTF???? Hasn't he completed his community service yet?
By Vigilante, on December 28, 2007 14:12:48
You can watch the entire horrible movie here. Try not to kill yourself.
*dead* flatlined____________________________________
By islandgurl7, on December 28, 2007 14:39:16
omfg...what a waste of brain cells to even sit through that movie. she is the WORST of the WORST actors ever!
By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 14:43:56
Ha ha ha lolz
By BJ_is_famous, on December 28, 2007 14:46:05
What she needs to do is DROP her father.
Hes ruining/stagnating her career just like Teri Shields ruined/stagnating Brooke Shields' career.
Drop Daddy, stop wearing all that make-up. Spend a year in acting school and stop singing like a dying cow
By Preesi, on December 28, 2007 14:49:14
come on JESS pose naked make movies where you are naked and bendover alot , that will make the people go to your movies
By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 15:06:40
She has no talent, she is just lucky she lives in a country that loves blonde bimbos.
She needs to either get bigger tits and start taking it off , or just marry romo and be his good little suck toy.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 15:25:48
Playboy. PLAYBOY.
By Abram, on December 28, 2007 15:38:54
When is this talentless twat gonna get hit by a train?
By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 16:31:48
choo choo chug a chug a chug a chug choo choo. here comes your train request anon 16:31:48. It jumped the track from Mister Rodgers neighborhood. No wait, it's Thomas the Train. He hates that bitch.
By chuggdog, on December 28, 2007 17:07:41
I actually started watching until it became too intolerable. Papa joe needs to understand that he destroys her career and whatever chance she's got at this point in becoming a serious actress. There were parts in the movie that called her out to be "breasty" and her ass getting shoved in front of the camera and the thought of him behind it all, giving the Okays to the directors makes it creepalicious to the max.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 17:28:45
I'm watching it now. It's held my interest so much so that i'm commenting here and browsing the net.
Jess deserves all she gets for insulting less prettier girls in the first few minutes of the film.
Get fucked Jess.
By Annie, on December 28, 2007 20:13:49
I actually thought that the first few minutes were really funny. ANd then I realised that it wasn't a comedy. Seriously this movie is so formulaic and such a rip-off of every chick flick in the history of cinema that even for those of you who haven't watched it, you all still know every single thing that happens.
I bet Papa Joe is pleased with this and has added it to his Jessica porn stash. Probably had his hand down his pants the whole time they were filming
By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 20:18:32
Jessica, honey, stick with singing.
By Angelina fan, on December 28, 2007 21:17:35
Lol. Papa Joe productions. That's fucking hilarious.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 22:48:41
Papa joe needs to understand that he destroys her career and whatever chance she's got at this point in becoming a serious actress.
You're missing the point entirely. This family of eyesores deserves to be in prison. Every time I see one of these sisters I reach for a claw hammer...
By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 23:04:13
I'm still eagerly awaiting her FFN film.
By TheBig28, on December 28, 2007 23:17:12
Get in a movie, don't shave your pussy and do alot of nudes shots.
By lkl, on December 29, 2007 08:15:28
Why can't she star in a snuff film?
By anonymous, on December 29, 2007 12:51:46
What I don't understand is why is Rachel Leigh Cook (is it?) in this not as a leading role. The movie itself was very mediocre and filled with typical Jessica moments but still was alright and cute despite her and Luke having absolutely no chemistry. I first thought it was a skit by SNL or something when I saw Papa Joe production in the title.....sheeeeesh.
By anonymous, on December 29, 2007 16:18:01
Its actually not too bad a movie.
By anonymous, on December 29, 2007 20:01:05
Did Owen Wilson try to kill himself before or after watching this movie?
By anonymous, on December 29, 2007 22:49:54
She's going to have to start showing the ta-ta's in her movies or nobody is going to show up for them.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2007 06:24:44
jess is good in everything, She has talent
and i love her
By anonymous, on December 31, 2007 07:41:15
I remember when she was on That '70's Show as Kelso's GF. She sucked on that too. And on one episode she TRIED to sing (I Haven't Got Time For The Pain). It WAS painful. If Carly Simon was dead, she would have been spinning in her grave. This woman stinks!
By anonymous, on December 31, 2007 13:35:06
What an utter embarassment to the industry! Worst entertainer and managers in the history of hollywood!
By anonymous, on January 1, 2008 19:22:52
What an utter embarassment to the industry! Worst entertainer and managers in the history of hollywood! Why don't this idiot grow up and stop acting like a child, she needs to drop her parents and get a reality check already, sheesh!!!!
By anonymous, on January 1, 2008 19:23:44
Saying that only people from Texas like her is a Big Fat Lie. She is from Dallas and dating our QB and NO ONE HERE LIKES HER! Take her back to LA and get her the hell out of here!
By DalGal, on January 2, 2008 15:57:01
FYI-she has her own .99 cent bin at Hollywood Video.Hmmm.. maybe thats why they are in Chapter 11.
By slutmagnet, on January 6, 2008 21:41:32
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