I hate sex scenes in movies. It's so uncomfortable. Porn for sex shots is much better. It's pointless in Hollywood movies. I know the shit ain't real, so I'm unable to get really & truly turned on. That being said, Heather Graham should just release a porn movie. Now that I would watch. Alas, I will NOT be watching this piece of crap.
She's bucking like that because otherwise neither one of them can move and the shot would be totally boring. If he backs up two inches and we don't see dong then the whole thing looks ridiculous. If he backs up two inches and we *do* see dong, then we have an X rating.
And if he backs up a *foot* and we still see dong, then this becomes officially the best Heather Graham movie ever...
Most men don't know where to aim until a woman tells them. It looks to me from that angle, he's only aiming for her cervix. WRONG PLACE. He should be pointing his dick more toward the bed below her while he's inside her if he wants to hit the right spot. Maybe he's gay. or a bad actor. :)
Why does she look like she's loving it in the first dew stills, but then acting like she's been raped when she curls up and sucks her thumb like that? how odd.
Christ, she's still one of the hottest women to ever walk the face of the earth. This is soooooooooo much better than the pain and horror of the recent JLH bikini pics.
Sorry, I liked it better when more was left to the imagination. Lead up to it. Get the audience hot. But geez, the actual scene? Do we need to SEE that? In a feature film? No I'm not against softcore porn. But it doesn't belong in a Hollywood movie.
I think actors are really doing it in most sex scenes. It's probably too hard to fake it so they figure might as well just do it like porn stars. I don't know why actresses agree to do sex scenes at all, most movies don't need it. Only crappy movies need it to give the audience cheap titilation.
What a dumb movie, from the music we are supposed to feel sorry at the end when she starts to cry, but all I'm thinking is how cool it would be to do Heather Graham doggy.
I know she's starting to get up there in years, but I would so totally and thoroughly fuck the shit out of Heather Graham that she wouldn't need to buy toilet paper for a year. She has some of the best tits in the biz, and those crazy eyes that just say "Anal ? Sure - but only if I can suck it off after."
I was laughing when I heard Germany banned Scientology. You just know Cruise was running around his mansion in a fit like some Angry Christmas Elf. LOL.
Germans are smart for making that move. Americans however being as dumb as they are will never put a ban on that disgusting cult. They greet gay Tom Cruise with open arms and loads of cash that he later uses to pay homosexual hookers to fuck him in the ass.
Never seen anything more uncomfortable in my life. I'm sure the movie will be "shown" as being edgy but it's just cheap and badly shot porn. It's often alot sexier to show a very intimate kiss than to show a really slow motion boring ass sex scene ... the characters look like are bored ... just stop fucking and go watch a movie ...
Yeah, her parents - who happen to be strict Catholics - stopped speaking with her after she insisted on going ahead with the sexifuckness of Boogie Nights. Last I heard, they're still not on speaking terms. Pretty sad considering this slut is approaching her late 30's, still fake-fucking on screen, and has no relationship with her parents because of it.
Are simulated Whorey-wood sex scenes really worth it? Dumb slit.
i just want to know why this site never updates their shit..i mean i guess u have a life which is nice. but for other ppl it's not because it seems like you never update anything and I need more shit to look at! This site is soo boring!goD!! i sound like napoleon dynamitelol. ill stop now.
12:33:15, they update the site during the weekdays but not weekends and if you're really THAT desperate then that's a little sad. Perhaps you have a celebrity obsession? Oh my bad, everyone has that nowadays. Nevermind.
i just want to know why this site never updates their shit..i mean i guess u have a life which is nice. but for other ppl it's not because it seems like you never update anything and I need more shit to look at! This site is soo boring!goD!! i sound like napoleon dynamitelol. ill stop now.
The smack slows down Todd and Jenny on the weekends, but it's the only way they can get through the full-body wax they have to do to Perez Hilton every Saturday morning.
He's cute! Nice rear end, from what little I could see of it. She looks rather desperate, though, doing this scene. I think disowning one's daughter because she went into the movies is terrible, btw. I could see it if she went into actual porn, but not Hollywood (and I know this movie looks a little skanky, but still).
The plot outline says it's about "The lives of three lonely strangers intersect while commuting on New York's subway lines,"
Right. Beautiful girls are bound to be "lonely". You know, if that is the plot line, then cast someone like Rumour Willis in the role - then it would be believable!
6:55 What's the difference between this movie and porn apart from a more coherent plot line? In porn, one chick banged by some dude from behind, in this movie, one chick being banged by some guy from behind? Seriously, I'd disown her ass too .. not for doing porn .. just for being a terrible fucking actress .. go parents ...
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Leave Your CommentI hate sex scenes in movies. It's so uncomfortable. Porn for sex shots is much better. It's pointless in Hollywood movies. I know the shit ain't real, so I'm unable to get really & truly turned on.
That being said, Heather Graham should just release a porn movie. Now that I would watch. Alas, I will NOT be watching this piece of crap.
By Ewe Nick, on December 7, 2007 13:49:09
sweet fancy Moses!
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 13:51:30
Is that Barack Obama giving it to her?
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 13:52:18
You had to post this now? I'm on my way out to hockey practice, dammit! I can't think of pucking when I'm thinking of Heather Graham fucking!!!!
Pissin' me off....
By Vigilante, on December 7, 2007 13:52:56
Oh my god, that crackhead is raping Heather Graham!! SOMEBODY HELP HER!!!
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 13:53:12
Gotta agree with Ewe Nick about how fake movie sex scenes are, I've never had a woman "buck" like that during doggy.
By RICANDONG, on December 7, 2007 14:01:48
Women "buck" so the dick will hit the G Spot better and harder. I feel sorry for all you people who don't know how to fuck.
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 14:03:44
She's bucking like that because otherwise neither one of them can move and the shot would be totally boring. If he backs up two inches and we don't see dong then the whole thing looks ridiculous. If he backs up two inches and we *do* see dong, then we have an X rating.
And if he backs up a *foot* and we still see dong, then this becomes officially the best Heather Graham movie ever...
By Lothario Spielberg, on December 7, 2007 14:22:25
im done
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 14:25:32
Why is Heather Graham doing interracial porn now? Someone needs to stage an intervention!
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 14:28:04
Most men don't know where to aim until a woman tells them. It looks to me from that angle, he's only aiming for her cervix. WRONG PLACE. He should be pointing his dick more toward the bed below her while he's inside her if he wants to hit the right spot. Maybe he's gay. or a bad actor. :)
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 14:38:19
God I love her. By why is she shagging a dude with downs syndrome?
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 14:45:17
this is what she does best, so she keeps filming these scenes.
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 14:56:40
that's entertainment?
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 15:02:02
The dude is obviously gay. He can only get it up by going doggy style and pretending she's a man. When he tries face-to-face he can't stand it.
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 15:17:07
whore
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 15:28:29
Who is the guy....he's not even good looking.
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 16:04:06
tell me i'm a bad mother?
what the hell this movie sounds fucked up! :D
By yelena, on December 7, 2007 16:19:24
If she wants to do sex scenes , don't be a tease, do one.
If she wants to be paid big money then do a real porn, but don't be a tease.
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 16:52:45
No wonder her parents disowned her after Boogie Nights. They knew she was exploding into a downright whore.
Talentless cunt.
By She-nonymous, on December 7, 2007 17:04:24
This was hotter when is was Mark Wahlberg banging her doggystyle.
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 17:20:25
ewwwww
By starbucks, on December 7, 2007 17:35:42
Maybe it's anal.
It could be anal.
You think it's anal?
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 17:40:53
that shit was so boring!!!!
By squarea, on December 7, 2007 17:42:17
Why does she look like she's loving it in the first dew stills, but then acting like she's been raped when she curls up and sucks her thumb like that? how odd.
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 18:00:55
Christ, she's still one of the hottest women to ever walk the face of the earth. This is soooooooooo much better than the pain and horror of the recent JLH bikini pics.
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 18:36:42
Sorry, I liked it better when more was left to the imagination. Lead up to it. Get the audience hot. But geez, the actual scene? Do we need to SEE that? In a feature film? No I'm not against softcore porn. But it doesn't belong in a Hollywood movie.
By TrayC, on December 7, 2007 19:05:29
I agree, why not just do a porno? Heather, you are worthy of more than pithy sex scenes, grow up or go nasty porno!
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 20:13:43
Next year we'll be able to see her in Brown Bunny II
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 21:43:17
I think it's anal.
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 22:20:41
Hr parent disonwned her after Boogie Nights?
By anonymous, on December 7, 2007 23:35:09
I think actors are really doing it in most sex scenes. It's probably too hard to fake it so they figure might as well just do it like porn stars. I don't know why actresses agree to do sex scenes at all, most movies don't need it. Only crappy movies need it to give the audience cheap titilation.
By Julia Roberts, on December 7, 2007 23:51:26
What is she doing fucking Pedro the doorman?
By 5th Avenue Bitch, on December 8, 2007 02:59:39
What a dumb movie, from the music we are supposed to feel sorry at the end when she starts to cry, but all I'm thinking is how cool it would be to do Heather Graham doggy.
By anonymous, on December 8, 2007 05:04:28
that's all she can do!
By anonymous, on December 8, 2007 05:54:35
In other more important news, GERMANY MOVES TO BAN SCIENTOLOGY!!!
Why isn't there a blog about that short guy named Cruise?
By doctor darcy, on December 8, 2007 06:07:56
You've got to be "into your art" to be bucking your junk up against Heather Graham's ass and be able to just stop dead when the Director says "CUT!"
By velvethead, on December 8, 2007 06:56:48
I've seen her in person and she is mind-blowingly GORGEOUS!
By anonymous, on December 8, 2007 08:46:33
she's hot for her age
By anonymous, on December 8, 2007 08:55:27
I know she's starting to get up there in years, but I would so totally and thoroughly fuck the shit out of Heather Graham that she wouldn't need to buy toilet paper for a year. She has some of the best tits in the biz, and those crazy eyes that just say "Anal ? Sure - but only if I can suck it off after."
By anonymous, on December 8, 2007 09:13:06
this shit is hot, the guy looks really cute, i would let him do me doggy if he was here.
By fuckme now, on December 8, 2007 09:58:07
Really hot!
By Esteban, on December 8, 2007 11:01:08
I was laughing when I heard Germany banned Scientology. You just know Cruise was running around his mansion in a fit like some Angry Christmas Elf. LOL.
By Tom the angry dwarf, on December 8, 2007 12:31:06
Christmas Elf? Scientologists don't celebrate Christmas. They celebrate "The Holiday Season".
Bunch of weirdos.
Hey, anyone got Guitar Hero for Wii? How's the range on the wireless guitar? Better than PS2?
Santa's most favourite naughty elf is wondering.
By Vigilante, on December 8, 2007 14:10:19
It's. It's. It's. It's. It's.
Just. Just. Just. Just. Just.
Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.
By Vigilante's Body Thetans, on December 8, 2007 15:18:14
Aaaahhhh...I see some of my body thetans turned out to give me a response. Thanks, guys.
Where's the rest of 'em? Still at the bar?
It'd explain why the voices in my head have subsided to a dull roar. Thank Xenu for that, thought I'd gone deaf for a moment.
By Vigilante, on December 8, 2007 15:29:23
*enters thread*
*rolls eyes*
*exits thread*
By NubianGoddez, on December 8, 2007 16:49:30
*enters thread*
*rolls eyes*
*exits thread*
And don't come back until that mess in the lobby gets mopped up!
By anonymous, on December 8, 2007 18:55:55
Ewww... Gross! Can't she just rely on her talent to survive? Cover up... take more acting classes... get better scripts!
By anonymous, on December 8, 2007 19:06:13
Germans are smart for making that move. Americans however being as dumb as they are will never put a ban on that disgusting cult. They greet gay Tom Cruise with open arms and loads of cash that he later uses to pay homosexual hookers to fuck him in the ass.
By anonymous, on December 8, 2007 19:06:27
Never seen anything more uncomfortable in my life. I'm sure the movie will be "shown" as being edgy but it's just cheap and badly shot porn. It's often alot sexier to show a very intimate kiss than to show a really slow motion boring ass sex scene ... the characters look like are bored ... just stop fucking and go watch a movie ...
By anonymous, on December 8, 2007 22:00:41
What the hell sort of cruel, better-than-thou, parents would disown their own child? I feel so sorry for her. Let her do all the sex scenes she wants
By anonymous, on December 8, 2007 22:06:45
Be nice to us, or we'll give you such an engraming...
By Vigilante's Body Thetans, on December 8, 2007 23:30:56
I support freedom and that includes the freedom to fuck, go girl!
By anonymous, on December 8, 2007 23:34:58
The guy is cute. I don't see the appeal of her, though. She's haggish.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2007 00:52:52
she should either do real porn or better yet just come over to my place.
By tmpted@gmail.com, on December 9, 2007 01:05:52
I would disown my daughter as well if she was willingly penetrated by LeGeorgiaus MacFriedChickenson there!
By Pat Bateman, on December 9, 2007 02:37:51
That was so NOT sexy.She sucks!
By anonymous, on December 9, 2007 05:13:57
Be nice to us, or we'll give you such an engraming...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are "Legion" or some shit like that.
I'll stop complaining when one of you manages to manifest me a beer.
By Vigilante, on December 9, 2007 06:13:20
Yeah, her parents - who happen to be strict Catholics - stopped speaking with her after she insisted on going ahead with the sexifuckness of Boogie Nights. Last I heard, they're still not on speaking terms. Pretty sad considering this slut is approaching her late 30's, still fake-fucking on screen, and has no relationship with her parents because of it.
Are simulated Whorey-wood sex scenes really worth it? Dumb slit.
By She-nonymous, on December 9, 2007 11:24:45
i just want to know why this site never updates their shit..i mean i guess u have a life which is nice. but for other ppl it's not because it seems like you never update anything and I need more shit to look at! This site is soo boring!goD!! i sound like napoleon dynamitelol. ill stop now.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2007 12:33:15
12:33:15, they update the site during the weekdays but not weekends and if you're really THAT desperate then that's a little sad. Perhaps you have a celebrity obsession? Oh my bad, everyone has that nowadays. Nevermind.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2007 18:47:05
"My name is Annie. I've been with Dale and Laura. The good Dale is in the Lodge and he can't get out. Write it in your diary."
By anonymous, on December 9, 2007 20:49:29
That confuse Hulk!
Confuse make Hulk head hurt!
Hurt mahe Hulk MAD!
By Hulk, on December 9, 2007 21:28:03
Also make Hulk type not so good!
By Hulk, on December 9, 2007 21:29:19
i just want to know why this site never updates their shit..i mean i guess u have a life which is nice. but for other ppl it's not because it seems like you never update anything and I need more shit to look at! This site is soo boring!goD!! i sound like napoleon dynamitelol. ill stop now.
The smack slows down Todd and Jenny on the weekends, but it's the only way they can get through the full-body wax they have to do to Perez Hilton every Saturday morning.
Seems they lost this bet...
By anonymous, on December 9, 2007 21:42:08
Holy crap, I'm in two scenes of this movie...I was wondering if it would ever come out.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 01:34:46
He's cute! Nice rear end, from what little I could see of it.
She looks rather desperate, though, doing this scene.
I think disowning one's daughter because she went into the movies is terrible, btw. I could see it if she went into actual porn, but not Hollywood (and I know this movie looks a little skanky, but still).
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 06:55:25
Isn't that Ricky from My So-Called Life? Wow. He was towards the top of my Would Like To Meet list, when I thought he was dead.
By Battymanella, on December 10, 2007 10:28:39
The plot outline says it's about "The lives of three lonely strangers intersect while commuting on New York's subway lines,"
Right. Beautiful girls are bound to be "lonely".
You know, if that is the plot line, then cast someone like Rumour Willis in the role - then it would be believable!
By Tom, on December 10, 2007 12:05:33
6:55 What's the difference between this movie and porn apart from a more coherent plot line? In porn, one chick banged by some dude from behind, in this movie, one chick being banged by some guy from behind? Seriously, I'd disown her ass too .. not for doing porn .. just for being a terrible fucking actress .. go parents ...
By anonymous, on December 10, 2007 19:33:09
Could they re-shoot those a little darker please? I can almost make out what's going on.
By bucdaddy, on December 10, 2007 21:25:10
i want to fuck her hard in the bed
By anonymous, on January 11, 2008 13:49:58
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