38 Comments:

• yo mad coolz, about to be a producer

  By Molestor, on December 27, 2007 10:07:24

• OMG. Bryan Spears, Jamie's brother, was a producer of Zoey 101. What if he's the father?!?
  
  Scandalrific!

  By I Am The Walrus, on December 27, 2007 10:17:58

• This kid should have been tranq'd with a dart if necessary and taken to the nearest abortion clinic. Jesus fucking Christ, what is her mother's problem? It's like she's orchestrating a preemptive fuckup for this one. You'd think she'd have learned something from Britney's dysfunctional outcome.

  By Staci, on December 27, 2007 10:32:35

• This just keeps getting better and better...

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 10:32:50

• Wow...a 16 year-old from TrailerPark, LA got knocked up by an older dude. What news.
  
  All the money in the world can't make up for these two dumb cunt's stupidity. It's not news...it's destiny.

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 10:34:10

• Oh snap! I didn't think this story could get any worse. Kudos to the Spears family, the masters of dysfunction and shame. They are the American icons of our time.

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 10:35:21

• One word:
  
  Ewwww.

  By Jennifer, on December 27, 2007 10:35:47

• Well, hypothetically, I would open my wallet very wide to avoid a dime in prison and a lifetime of registering as a sex offender and, among other things, being subject to warrantless searches for pretty much the rest of my life.
  
  And as bad as "BA/Ohio State" looks on a resume', "statutory rape" looks even worse.

  By Zen Wizard, on December 27, 2007 10:37:03

• That sounds about right for a Spears birth

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 10:41:09

• Wow! Li'l cow-eyed Jamie Lynn has pulled a Federline! She's the anti-Britney! She cares about her kid and got paid for putting out!
  
  Roflcopter...

  By Dickie Hateface, on December 27, 2007 10:48:28

• Sadly, keeping it suddenly makes a more twisted logical sense. You know, combining the words 'lottery ticket style cash flow' and 'genetic evidence'.

  By anne nahm, on December 27, 2007 11:02:03

• haha is it weird that nothing shocks me about the Spears clan? The only "normal" seeming person is the dad.

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 11:18:56

• Knocked up teenaged trailer trash...who cares?

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 11:32:09

• Sadly, keeping it suddenly makes a more twisted logical sense. You know, combining the words 'lottery ticket style cash flow' and 'genetic evidence'.
  
  By anne nahm, on December 27, 2007 11:02:03
  
  
  
  That's EXACTLY my theory. And furthermore, I don't think it was an "accident" - little bitch has a no-future career so she's just lining up the future funds.

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 11:41:18

• ahem...
  
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  
  What a trailer-trash piece of shit! *LOL*

  By Tony, on December 27, 2007 11:42:09

• Sadly, keeping it suddenly makes a more twisted logical sense. You know, combining the words 'lottery ticket style cash flow' and 'genetic evidence'.
  
  By anne nahm, on December 27, 2007 11:02:03
  
  
  
  That's EXACTLY my theory. And furthermore, I don't think it was an "accident" - little bitch has a no-future career so she's just lining up the future funds.

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 11:59:49

• Can this mess be any more sordid? Does it snow in Buffalo, NY? Yes!! Is this the infamous and silly, trailer park poor White trash Spears clan? YES!!!!
  What a mess nad hopefully this is the beginning to the end of all of Brit infomercials on all tv entertainment shows and of the paparazzi following her. It is sensless at this point.

  By Mrs. S. Claus, on December 27, 2007 12:21:21

• They are disgusting. I feel so bad for the unborn baby. I hope after he/she is born, all of her family dies in an accident and the grandfather who seems the only normal person in that family, ends up raising that kid.
  
  

  By BlueMak, on December 27, 2007 13:01:54

• Anon 10:32 has it right: this does keep getting better and better. My gut is telling me a video tape will soon emerge.

  By TheBig28, on December 27, 2007 13:42:54

• With crap like this going on, is it any surprise that the rest of the world has such a low opinion of the USA? These two skanks and the rest of the female bimbo crew (Lohan, Paris, Richie etc) tarnish the reputation of this great nation.

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 13:54:24

• Could it get any better? Only if it turns out her uncle is the father.
  
  That would still be within trailer trash customs and traditions and not into downright creepy territory, right?

  By City dweller, on December 27, 2007 13:57:08

• The real baby daddy is K Fed.

  By Troy, on December 27, 2007 14:35:40

• Nothing from these retards surprises me anymore.

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 14:53:03

• "Nothing from these retards surprises me anymore."
  
  I hear ya. It's getting old and stale. They will probably resort to murdering someone to keep their name in the news.

  By Anonymous, on December 27, 2007 15:36:21

• Just shows u that she's more A SLUT then her sister is. At least Brittney knew who her baby's daddy is.

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 15:58:37

• Oh, Jörg Westerkamp... don't you know that if you're going to bang the talent, you should stick with the teenage boys? There's less chance they get pregnant that way!
  
  Joey Fatone being the notable exception.
  
  Well, maybe this one will turn out to be a real blonde.

  By Lou Pearlman, on December 27, 2007 16:19:22

• What marvelous examples these fine female role models set for young women everywhere. "You're all about the cooch" is the message the Spear(ed) bitches send. Fuck fuck fuck, gimme gimme gimme, bone bone bone. Same shit all the time. it's just sad & pathetic to hear a sixteen year old pretend to have even the slightest clue about anything.

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 16:50:31

• SH3 GONNAB3 JUS LiK3 H3R SiST3R A BAD MOTH3R PLUZ TH3 BABy GONNA B3 UGLy

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 18:45:15

• The Spears family is the poster family for STUPID PEOPLE.
  
  I've always maintained that the jessicatwitneyhohan mothers sold their pre-budded nymphettes to the kinky horny hollyweird casting couch. People will ooh and woo that that can't possibly be true. Gimme a break.
  
  Read a book about Judy Garland, who was a great talent (unlike any of these twits) who succeeded, finally, in committing suicide.
  
  And get off it with all this teen role model crap. These media kids are WAY over their heads in money, hype, are overly praised and think way too much of themselves.
  
  Walk into any HS and the kids will be very wise to the ways of the world. If the PARENTS paid attention, they'd set their kids straight. Remember now, Holy Mother Madonna NEVER allows her children to watch TV. Quite the paradox, no?
  
  Just adopt the kid out and far away from the Spears family.

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 20:36:53

• The police should be involved in this...executive producers are in their 30's!!!! And whoever said it might be the brother is on to something. I have always suspected that Britney was a victim of incest because she's been a sex and drug addict since she was 13 not to mention an exhibitionist. That type of behavior is classic of girls who were molested by family. That's probably what the crotch flashing is all about.

  By These girls were abused, on December 27, 2007 20:52:05

• I'z gotta get me a job a Nickelodeon! Sounds like a CRAZY fun place to work!

  By anonymous, on December 27, 2007 23:27:51

• Oh snap! This is so shocking! .....wait, no it isn't, this is the Spears family: America's White Trash Celebrity Family.
  
  

  By J, on December 29, 2007 00:54:41

• What a dumb "bag of smashed dog feces" Casey Aldridge must be, i.e., your girlfriend tells the US public that you're a statutory rapist & you continue to maintain the "facade" that it is actually your child- despite the fact that she was actually screwing around behind his back. Talk about a punch in the gut. Big surprise. a recent survey of women indicated that 30% of all women would commit "maternity fraud" (i.e., lying about their fertility) depending upon the target father's income. Additionally, 50% of all married woemn will at sometime commit adultry, resulting in 4%-10% of all maried women commiting paternity fraud. Then there's the matter of women emplying abortion as de facto birth control (despite having easy access to over a dozen forms of birth control), i.e., 30% of all children conceived annually (1.4M plus) are aborted out of pure convenience for the mother. Jamie Lynn Sears is apparently in good company.
  
  I hope that they're paying him big $$$$$ for his cooperation. My advice is the same I give all men- get a PATERNITY TEST.
  

  By caved1ver, on December 29, 2007 07:52:00

• "These girls were abused":
  Spare me. At 16 she knew exactly what she was doing screwing around behind her ostensible boyfriend's back. She was going after the "alpha male" in her mind's eye.
  
  Do me favor, google "Women who rape" sometime & you will see ample evidence to US Society's lukewarm response to female child-molesters.

  By caved1vers, on December 29, 2007 08:07:29

• this doesn't sound credible.

  By anonymous, on December 30, 2007 00:15:24

• I'm with you 8:07. I'm tired to death of this double standard where a teenage girl that has sex is a victim. All the real sicko child molesters go free because the police and MEDIA love to go after men who are lucky enough to find a teen girl that likes older men! What cracks me up is the idea that an older man can "take advantage" of a teenage girl. They know exactly what they are doing at that age and that any man goes to jail for that is a ridiculous waste of tax dollars. Please, can we all just agree to go after the men and women that rape kids and not guys that hook up with a horny teen girl - you know, every males fantasy?

  By anonymous, on December 30, 2007 17:20:46

• *slap* da hoe! n *pimp* da bitch
  datz sad!!! shiit it must run in da family shit hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe. GET SOME CLASS BITCH. (jamie) HEHE

  By anonymous, on January 1, 2008 18:56:53

• Isn't Jamie Lynn 15? On her official website her birthday is listed as April 4, 1992, making 16 a few months off.

  By anonymous, on January 2, 2008 07:58:37