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Jennifer Aniston is Not Pregnant

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I *heart* you Todd.

True story.

By Tazznum1, on December 28, 2007 10:45:57
I guess the overly uninteresting have to make an appearance on occasion.

kthxbye!

Next...

By Jon, on December 28, 2007 10:50:18
I just don't get it. What ever happened to Jennifer? I remember every guy wanted her when she was still 'Rachel' on Friends. And now we keep hearing how she can't find a man. It's mind-boggling.

By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 11:00:33
that was hilarious. But you shoulda used the other fave among the outsourced Indians who spam the blogs..."web site officials say she'll only date fertile douches"...i'll never know where they came up with that one! But pretty appropo here, no?

By MMB, on December 28, 2007 11:31:32
I still think she looks a little hefty in those pics - I guess its the shadows or something.

By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 12:13:28
"web site officials say she'll only date fertile douches"
By MMB, on December 28, 2007 11:31:32

Well I'm a fertile douche so I guess I'm in.

By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 12:53:32
I'd like to give her a tongue bath.

By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 12:55:33
She looks so cute in these pics!
Has a little rose in her cheeks!

By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 13:06:57
Here come the brangelooney-tunes!

By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 13:32:44
She does look pregnant in those pictures and keep hiding her belly, only time will tell.

By islandgurl7, on December 28, 2007 14:40:34
She cant get preggers, her goalie is a great defender

By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 14:54:53
JENNIFER IS HOT and her kitty still tight unlike paris

By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 15:05:01
Don't be stupid, Jennifer Aniston will NEVER be pregnant.

By Abram, on December 28, 2007 15:34:29
she looks fat

By puffy, on December 28, 2007 16:07:10
She can't find a man because she's a self absorbed, shallow, plastic surgery enhanced twat. Having a child for her is nothing more than a publicity stunt. What's the big mystery?

By coolpapa, on December 28, 2007 16:33:31
Her kitty is still tight? Where do you get this info. anon 15:05:01? tightkitty.com? Unlike Paris? Any professional porn actress has a tighter box then Paris. That's a given! :p Can't find a man? Or a man won't put up with her cunt attitude? Fuck Jen.

By chuggdog, on December 28, 2007 17:05:30
I'v always liked Jen. She's finally allowed herself to gain a few lbs.- give her a break.

I do have to say, I don't like her "improved" nose- the tip is more round than it used to be.

By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 18:44:28
Yeah, she was hot in her early days, with all of the nipple shots on "Friends." But "Friends" eventually found a way to piss people off....by staying on the air too f_cking long. And then Jennifer plagued the world with about 10 lousy, shitty movies. Then the divorce with Brad painted her to be a cold, bitchy fish. And I won't even go into her left wing politics.

You can just look at her and see the bitch raging inside.

By Joey, on December 28, 2007 21:12:24
Good for Jennifer. I saw her profile on a celebrity dating site richlonelyandboring.com. She has a great profile with attractive photos there. What is she looking for there? Dating, love, friends, a man to return her calls? Go there to find out!!

There has to be a room full of kids chained to computer desks somewhere in Mumbai, trolling every board and blog in existence & posting these things.

By anonymous, on December 28, 2007 22:11:21
Smart money says she can't keep a man because she sucks in bed. Book it ...

By anonymous, on December 29, 2007 04:08:39
You know Brad Pitt has moved from missionary sex with this boring snob to the hottest nastiest hanging from the ceiling sex known to man with Angelina. Even though he has to put up with that little gaggle refugees, he's getting his balls drained on a regular basis by a skilled bone doctor and that has to be worth it.

By anonymous, on December 29, 2007 09:14:53
Actually, Billy Bob Thornton (her 2nd husband) said fucking Angie was like fucking "the couch". That doesn't sound so ball-drainingly hot to me.

Also, people who are very overtly sexual and always trying to show how sexy and "hot" they are usually aren't.

Overcompensation. Like little guys driving sports cars, or SUVs.

By Some asian dyke, on December 29, 2007 13:23:18
It looks to me like she's been going back for seconds at the buffet line a little too often lately....

By Just Sayin', on December 29, 2007 19:13:33
"Smart money says she can't keep a man because she sucks in bed. Book it ..."

By anonymous, on December 29, 2007 04:08:39

She could just lay there. I wouldn't care.

By anonymous, on December 29, 2007 20:24:31
Did she gain weight? She hasn't been seen lately...maybe she is dosn't want to be seen because of the weight gain.

By anonymous, on December 30, 2007 05:37:45
Jennifer is almost 40 and take my word for it she won't be having any baby in the near future. I think she'll either adopt or go childless. It's always been about her career. By the way, would have loved to see her pussy about 10 years ago before she started to shave that monster.

By lkl, on December 30, 2007 07:46:25
"And I won't even go into her left wing politics. You can just look at her and see the bitch raging inside."

Yeah, the whole "I hate George Bush" fagwagon is SO three years ago. She should have been included with the left-wing puppets from "Team America." I would have paid to see her puppet on fire.

She's a member of F.A.G. (Film Actors Guild).

LOL

By Team America, on December 30, 2007 16:57:35
It's funny cause no one gives a shit about her. haha

By anonymous, on December 30, 2007 17:29:43
13:23 - I remember Billy Bob saying that and thinking it was funny because she always bragged about her sexual prowess. Also, people think it's humiliating how Aniston got dumped by Brad Pitt and don't seem to realize that it's far more humiliating to have been dumped by Billy Bob.

By anonymous, on December 31, 2007 01:04:43
Chinny, you cant hide the Fug, so stop trying to hide that huge chin. Ya Mugly

By Jason, on December 31, 2007 07:33:46
Billy Bob has never said that, and even went as far to say he never said it. Please put the tab's down,

By Jason, on December 31, 2007 07:38:51
relax, Brad & Angie will be over soon.

By anonymous, on December 31, 2007 09:17:10
Yeah, the whole "I hate George Bush" fagwagon is SO three years ago.

True, we only have to wait a year or so until there's a woman or a black dude in the White House and the neo-cons can start crying about that.

Can't hardly wait.

By anonymous, on December 31, 2007 16:22:34
That's all we need is a fucking Muslim in the White House. It would be so typical of stupid ignorant liberals to vote for Obama.

By anonymous, on December 31, 2007 16:32:03
Love her. She's got too much class for crap stories like this. Perhaps she's like me and doesn't want to have kids just to keep a man. Women should only have them when THEY are ready and for no other reason. Too many do it in order to trap a man.

By JMO, on January 1, 2008 03:01:51
Billy Bob said it on a couple of different occasions, once in an interview with Esquire. Although he didn't name any names, the innuendo was so heavy that it left no doubt who he was talking about.

By anonymous, on January 2, 2008 04:06:00
Would she like to be?I wear boxers.

By fertileone, on January 6, 2008 21:37:58